0:00 thank you [Music] did you guys know that every person in South Korea suddenly becomes at least a year younger after they just changed a very simple law oh they're counting the they're not counting the zero anymore or they're oh okay that's what it is they're taking into account time spent in the womb a lot a lot of Asian cultures do that like some Chinese people will do that too where it's like when you're born you're technically one really but then I thought because they didn't have the number zero maybe I don't know they don't no because no I don't think so I thought that's how they did it how do they explain how many zeros they don't have we go we have zero zeros
0:52 for five or six Chinese people talk to your six but in America you're five yeah and then so I think it's it's like a pretty common Asian thing I feel like because I know Koreans do it too do you guys do that ████ I've always thought about this because I'm like aren't I nine months older than I than I am did they count I think they count like the day you're born as the first year isn't it in America until you're actually born you're not even a human yeah yeah so when you're born it's a zero and then your first month out of the womb you're one month yeah inside the skin yeah you're not non-personal and you can't no you can't uh be murdered nope nope you can't vote either even at the last moment when you're going through labor unless the baby's out but then if the baby goes back in then you gotta start all over that's a whole ████ thing
1:43 it's ████ wild dude what the ████ is happening so yeah South Koreans they just changed this law so now like it takes effect a lot I guess last Wednesday so now people are like oh I guess I'm a different age now they're younger I think everyone's younger by one I mean I guess No One's Gonna complain about that right that is pretty crazy because it's such a like a deep-rooted cultural thing so now it's like a big shift in culture like oh we're not going to recognize that tradition that we used to do I think there's a lot of things like that because um like child mortality back in the day was common so like you know how Koreans do the hundred day yeah oh yeah because it's like most if they were gonna survive the chances are more likely after their hundred day so then they don't really celebrate so with on the hundredth day they kind of have like a
2:34 birthday party celebration for the baby like for the baby big one yeah but I think before that they don't really like get too excited and it's and it's rooted in like child mortality they don't even make eye contact with them but that's the 100 days almost like a bigger event than their first year birthday it's almost like they made it to 100 and then they like have all the like gifts and stuff and they dress the kid up and I was like fancy like close that's cute it's it's it was longer for um Japanese it was like I want to say like eight or ten that's you know that movie uh eight years old yeah because you know you know um Spirited Away and things like that oh yeah so the the thought behind it is well because kids would die back then like my all was like yeah the reason why we had so many siblings is because like kids die now Joe a lot of us wouldn't survive
3:25 so they didn't want to get their hopes up until they're like pretty sturdy yeah and then like they believe that kids are connected to the spirit world so then so that yeah that movie Spirit Away the concept is also like that kid could see all the ghosts and ████ and the parents can't because they're connected to the spirit world until they're a certain age so they're like halfway in that world halfway in our world and then so once they shed that and then they get past a certain age they're like oh now you're a human dude I need to watch that movie do you think like in Asia are they kind of upset that like a traditional thing is being changed I don't know I don't know how they would feel about because I also feel like Koreans are pretty like receptive of like Western culture they're probably doing it because it's like this globalization that we have yeah let's just all kind of speak on the
4:17 same terms because it's easier yeah it seems like they're pretty like they receive stuff well you know like they just westernize really well so I don't know yeah because it's like no one's using the lunar calendar for their official birthday anymore everyone's on a Gregorian like the Western calendar my mom's ████ tripping all the time yeah she gets the dates wrong well she keeps celebrating the ████ birthday that's not on a license i'm like ████ that's not even the one on the license yeah you're gonna ████ like you feel like BJ's trying to get a free Pazuki and you show them their license what the ████ ████ ████ tripping yeah celebrating like two months early unless she's at BJ's Arcadia so it's that far off it could be like anywhere from like 30 days to like 60 days off depending really yeah I am they're just but you're never gonna change old people old people are just gonna do whatever they're gonna do your mom's committed bro she's committed to the game a little bit Superman maybe yeah how come you don't ████ celebrate
5:08 birthday a couple months out of there it's weird yeah dude I got a buddy who um so he had a miss him and his wife had a miscarriage two I think two was like twins right and then they were basically uh like when we when we knew they were gonna have a kid and it was like things were going good we were gonna throw him a shower like to surprise them but then like they kind of caught wind a little bit and they're like hey like don't throw a shark oh ████ that must be tough oh no this is where like a rule of thumb where you wait a couple months until you announce stuff yeah I think like three months three months right even inside anything's gonna happen yeah yeah so scared well yeah why I mean he's he's very like um it's weird too because like the miscarriage that they had it was like a five month old pregnancy and so like man
6:00 yeah and so one time I was like busting his balls I was like dude let's do your ████ dad while I got everything in your goddamn wallet and he's like those are the medical bracelets from my kids that I was like oh Jesus ████ Christ is he a funny guy yeah yeah you ████ with me for sure oh yeah you were just like oh God damn don't you love being that guy oh dude and he had that rye grin on his face too he's like I know I got this son of a ████ yeah yeah you just don't think about ████ like that no yeah I feel like we're a part of this generation that don't really see death every day like it's not that common because like when I spoke to like my grandma when she was alive like the way she talked about it it just seemed like what people just died you know like all the time like kids everybody all the
6:51 time and then she worked at a hospital as an administrator so it was just like super normal you know yeah and I'm like man the it's actually more common for you know it to be difficult during you know pregnancy and then the kid even like gets uh birth after birth like surviving through childhood was difficult and then beyond that right but then now it's like it's rare or like you just don't hear about it or like it's kind of it's kind of goes away quick because we don't want to talk about it really that's that's what it is what it is yeah and life expectancy is up but also the back in the day like I remember my mom saying just a lot of things were just shruggable like oh you have this illness that's it I mean there's no treatment not in this island you know what I mean like depending on where you are yeah back in the day you catch a cold you die
7:41 and I've got antibiotics and ████ no yeah dude two months ago so I lost my grandma right two months ago and then the Hughes give me so much ████ that day she was like how many grandmas you got and I was like uh she's like I have one and she's like you know totally give me ████ and stuff but then Grandma's you got yeah the shoes give me ████ all day she's right with the tally that's a counter yeah Stevers Nikki grandmas then she talked a little too much ████ I think because her Grandma's about to die like any minute right now oh Karma what's your angle that you're playing then oh I'm gonna be like hey Nikki how many grandmas you got today honestly don't be a ████ that response always grants a ████ yeah yeah yeah that's a fun game to play it's pretty fun answer now that's how we deal
8:32 with anything is through humor yeah I love doing that ████ it's the best because what else are you gonna do what else are you gonna do it's gonna be sad about it all the time yeah she's like how many grandmas do you think you have out of ten I'm like zero that's that's one of my one of my best friends one of my best friends since like I was five his his dad died recently and then I was like well at least you're you know your dad had a pretty good life like he's a good guy like a super stand-up dude Church leader everything we're like yeah at least at least he uh never did anything wrong and my friend's like yeah at least he didn't molest anyone at least I think oh my cause you can't you can't baby that's just something at least I think he didn't yeah yeah I love
9:22 the moment with Anthony when he's like yeah well at least you know your dad clicked the bell and he's he's a subscriber and I'm like my dad's dead I remember bringing up more to Anthony every time for a second I wasn't sure you were talking about but then I realized you're talking about regular Anthony not cool Anthony he went over I would never do that yeah cool nothing would never even say is that your name Anthony so we call him yeah he's the Charles Anthony here [Music] foreign [Music]
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