0:00 He looked at the bus wheels and he's like, look at his lip. He's like, I'm about to throw my friend in there. >> Body could do real cool ████ in [laughter] there. >> But this guy's like, he's my cousin brother. >> Welcome back to Careful Boys. We got a bunch of meattheads with us and today we're talking about [laughter] what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever heard a friend say. >> Oh wow. >> Friends? >> Yeah. One of your friends or it could be out of your own mouth, I guess. >> Oh, a friend say >> I got a pretty good one. Okay. [snorts] So, uh yeah. So, so me and Nikki were driving with my buddy uh Ryan and not Ryan from JK. And uh we're driving and he's in the back seat and he's like um he's like, "Hey." He's like, "How come you know how come Nikki's driving? How come Ste doesn't drive?" I'm like, "She likes to drive, right?" And and if I drive, she's ████ backseat driver.
0:50 Doesn't shut the ████ up, right? So, I'm like, "It's just better if she drives. I don't have to worry about it." And then uh and then he's like he's like, "Yeah, like uh my wife doesn't like it when I drive either even though I have racing experience." [laughter] >> Gay. Oh, >> does he really have racing experience? >> It doesn't matter. [laughter] Never say that out loud. Like I was like, "What? Who are you?" I was like, "You thought that was like a cool thing to say?" Like immediately I did the gay thing. Yeah, that one. If I was in the car, I'd have been like, "That's so cool. Tell me about your racing experience." [laughter] >> I think there's a one out of every 10 people does a chump like me who like he flexed for and it would have worked. [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. True. >> You don't meet many people with a racing experience. >> But are you being sarcastic about it? Are you curious about his racing experience? >> Yes. Very curious.
1:41 >> That's very sweet. >> When I like drive a car fast, I get really scared. >> I think I'm autistic. [laughter] >> I just think that's very sweet of you. Like what is your race? Did you race like Miatas, F1, NASCAR? >> You know what I think? I think it's knowing who this person is, right? So, it's like if he looks >> me off guard even more because he is. >> Well, for for me it's like if he's a F1 racer like like and that's his that's who he's been, but if it's out of character because like he's talking about his glory days and he's repeatedly doing ████ like this, I think that's what's different. >> I mean, I picture it like he was at street lightss honking at people being like, "Hey, let's let's go, brother. Hey now, hey bro, that is racing experience. God damn it. >> Fair. Fair. >> The way you know him, you know, his racing experience is that one. >> Exactly. Yeah. But then like if I didn't know him, I'd probably be with you guys
2:32 like that's sick. You raced. >> It was just funny cuz he's like a little bit butt hurt cuz he's got all this racing experience and he can't use it. [laughter] >> Yeah. If they only let me ████ live, man. >> I was just like, dude, I was like, you probably just shouldn't say that. Like in general, just don't tell people you got racing experience like that. >> Yeah. So, um, my friend, she had a really difficult pregnancy. Like, she was in labor for like over 48 hours or some ████ It was some crazy I almost died and ████ right? >> Damn. >> And then she's like, I don't really know if I want another kid because, you know, my life was threatened last time. And her husband, who's a cop, was like, I'm my life is threatened every day. I want another kid. >> And I go out and then he doesn't even work he doesn't even work in the field anymore. He works in an office now cuz he got an injury like with some guy.
3:22 >> Yo, white collar crime be dangerous though. You feel me? >> He'll get a paper cut and bleed to death. [laughter] >> Death by a thousand paper cuts. >> So if you're working in an office as a cop, like what's your biggest complaint? Like you're like the AC is so low these days. >> I don't know. But he he he you know lives with you know his his life is in danger every single day. >> Every hour, every moment. >> That's a wild thing to say. >> If I do this, then you can do this, too. Like he thinks he's in Law and Order episode or something. >> Yeah, that's pretty bad. >> Yeah. One time my friend and son said, "Yeah, Dad, I'll be good at state." He never made it. >> I tried. I tried so hard. >> ████ embarrassment on my life. >> That's embarrassing cuz he said he'd make it. >> Everything about him is embarrassing. >> You know that term believe to achieve? >> Yeah. >> I ████ saw that bald eagle on that motivational poster and I was like that could literally be me.
4:13 No, but real time probably pull out a full repertoire of ████ Will has said. >> That's just embarrassing. >> Oh, our friend Will. [laughter] >> It's ████ up, man. Why you got to throw our friend Will under the >> Cuz that's what this video is about. It's about throwing our friends under the bus and and point calling out when they're embarrassing. >> Yeah. What does he say? So embarrassing. >> Just everything, man. >> Everything, man. You got them, dude. >> Got them. >> Got him. >> I Yeah. >> Know these types of like specific scenarios when you're put on SW I'm like I don't You know what? I've said some embarrassing ████ too. Oh, we all do. But that that's the fun of the video. >> I'm the one that says the most >> I have a racing story that's embarrassing to share. >> Yes. Well, yes. >> I was driving in the metropolitan Detroit area on one of our freeways on which it there's functionally no speed limit. Like it just doesn't matter. Very few people on the road. And I did a
5:05 thing a little while back where it was uh was the only expensive car I've ever leased. Owning a car is ridiculous. Sorry, Jewish tangent here. >> He can say that. He can say that. >> It's a It's a Model S Plaid and so it goes like infinity miles an hour and I never hit the plaid button because I don't want to die. I've hit it like once and I was like, "F███ that." So, I was driving and I it's in sport mode, which is like the middle mode, and I like see something out of the corner of my eye and I look over and it's a guy in a like brand new C8 Corvette and he's older. You know the Corvette days when you're in your 50s and you're like, I got to show the world ████ himself. >> The most affordable sports car >> it is. And so he's revving his engine and being like, cuz he saw the Plaid sticker or whatever. And I was like, Israel, you're an idiot.
5:56 Fine. >> [laughter] >> And so I was in the middle lane, he was in the right lane, and I scooted over to the left, looked over at him, and he's like, and I hit the accelerator, and I just never saw him again. Really? >> Yeah. >> Cuz it's not I'm [snorts] taking credit for it. I was just like, "Oh, ████ Don't die. You're an idiot. You're stupid. This is the stupidest thing you've ever done." And it was like cuz with the Tesla, you hit the thing and you look at the dash and it's like 110 mph. >> Yeah. They're 0 to 60 and 60 to 120 is the exact same point. >> Put your head already on the headrest just to make sure. >> A motorcycle. >> Yes. And so, um, I I got on to the right because I had to take an exit and he like weaved past me and he like he waved and then just weaved through traffic and I was like I just had the most American interaction of all time. [laughter] >> It was so wholesome, you know, other than the fact that we both put everyone's lives at risk in our own, but
6:46 >> it was so uh let me phrase this in another way that's much shorter. >> I have racing experience. [laughter] >> That's pretty cool. >> But you actually did something cool though. Well, that's that's decent. >> Yeah, I guess. >> I I I got one that's very not cool. And this is um this is actually a formal apology to my cousin because I think I said or reacted in an embarrassing way to something that he said that was very embarrassing. Okay. So, very not cool. Um back in my college days with like Mike and Victor and stuff like that, right? Uh we had this really dumb thing. You always have dumb thing with your your home homie friends and you're just repping your like aerial code type ████ right? And the way you did it, right? Sack, right? This is already embarrassing. >> Very embarrassing. It's very embarrassing. Right. So, so Vic's from Sack. So, he's from 916. So, he's like, "Yo, I'm from 911 sickness." Right? So, we all had to have our like area code like cool thing, right? Mike was from like Torrance, so he's like, "Hey, 310." No. Like, it was some dumb stuff. And
7:37 I'm from the OC. So, I was like, "Oh yeah, 714 show, right?" And that was just our stupid area code call sign. But my cousin, who doesn't even live in the 714, he lives in the 562 area of OC, but he thought that was really funny, so he's like, "Oh, 714 show." So he just started saying it, right? And he was like trying to mac on this one girl. >> Yes. >> And I wasn't there. And then so I guess he like drops that line and then she thinks it's really funny and clever and then we just happen to be that this this is brilliant. >> Doesn't mean she's smart. >> In another uh you know another time we're all hanging out as as a group, >> me, my cousin and this like home girl he's back. And then she brings up this fact that he said this thing that was so funny and I'm like this guy never says anything funny. So I'm like I'm shocked but I'm like really impressed, right? And I'm like, "Yo, what?" Like, "What did you say, dude? I got to know." And then she's like, "No, no, no. Say," and he's he's flustered, but I don't get it
8:28 yet because he doesn't want to reveal that he he used my line. >> Yeah. Jack my joke. >> This is a test of who you are as a person. >> Yes. And this is why I'm formally apologizing. Formal apologiz. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. I just didn't I just didn't react well enough quickly. >> We're listening >> because he goes she's like he's like, "No, no, no. It's not funny." And she's like, "No, no. He said the thing like that 71 fo show is so funny and then my face was like [laughter] and I should have just figured out to back him up in that moment >> but I'm like wait [snorts] dog you you're not from 74 [laughter] 56 [screaming] >> because he's my cousin. I've grown up with this dude since like our >> you just said before that it wasn't a big deal. You just like you just reacted late. You didn't react late. You looked at the bus and you're like, "Those are huge wheels." And you >> formally apologizing. Okay, you're cool.
9:20 You're a racer. I'm just apologizing 20 years later. >> He looked at the bus wheels and he's like, look at his lips. He's like, I'm about to throw my friend in there. >> Body could do real cool ████ in [laughter] there. >> But this guy's like, he's my like cousin brother. [clears throat] Like I'm talking like we grew up since embryos together every day. Like >> I will say a chick who won't ████ you because you're not in the right area goes pretty wild. >> That is pretty funny. [laughter] >> I thought you were a 714 guy. What the ████ >> Who are you now? I don't even know who you are anymore. >> Who are you right now? >> Dude, that ████ was so funny. >> ████ him. >> Cuz I thought he gave the sickest joke and I was like, dude, that's so that's so >> By the way, >> 71 for sure is not even a sick joke at all. >> Well, it's because you're saying for sure white trash, but show 71 show. >> Show. Oh, that is funnier. >> Like 56 or some ████ >> That's That's fire. But you got that you got that riz. >> You do stand up. Not really. I like I do
10:11 improv. >> Okay. Can you imagine like during improv like this ████ you know it's a good set everyone's vibing you're like 71 fo show there's like crickets [laughter] you're like oh that is actually not funny at all. >> No and then I do prop work I go I go like that I take a gun out [laughter] >> and that's what he did after you just violated him in front of Let me ask you a question. What was the young lady's reaction? Was she like um I still like to give him a bit of that sweetness. where she's like, I got to let it go. >> No, it's neither. Everything was chill and funny. I just realized how whack I was for ████ block in a moment of flirtatiousness >> cuz you know when you when you're in the >> Do you think that you were you were subtly gaming her a little bit or do you think Oh yeah, potentially ████ blocking >> makes me even worse. >> Makes me even worse.
11:01 >> That and she's like oh my god. >> Here's the thing though. It's because he wasn't flirting with her. He was flirting with her friend. >> That's game, bro. You can't flirt with a girl you want. >> Yeah, I know. See, there was levels and I was I was an idiot. >> I was a piece of ████ and I apologized 20 years later because that's what you need to do. You need to forgive yourself. [laughter] >> That's what this is. That's the whole episode is >> Wow. So, you're as you're apologizing, you're saying it's more for forgiving yourself than even like your boy. [laughter] >> HE NEEDS TO HEAL. >> He needs to heal. >> You need to heal. He's fine. He still got laid. Whatever. [laughter] ████ >> Hey, just let you guys know, dude. I'm from the 71 show. You know what I'm saying? >> That's the most embarrassing thing, my [laughter] friend. We're a freak. How do you top that?
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