0:00 from sea to shining sea ladies and gentlemen welcome back to JK Australia let us [Music] rejoice what is something that you saw once and it blew your mind the first time titties dud really titties what the first time you saw those like in a Playboy or real life no real life I don't think anything is compared to that the first time yeah the first time what's your real life tutd time yeah what how did you see him for the first time other than uh well probably under your mom's shirt probably a lot huh yeah sucking them teeths dude yeah dude yeah still thinking about your sisters by the way were you laying under the sink just looking up on them things moving around the sink laying under the
0:52 sink yeah cuz you know your mom watching dishes yeah she between her legs no you're looking up between her legs and you can see up her shirt little bit what kind of real ass fantasy you have right now Jesus picking to my thoughts that's kind of that's a good visual a good angle yeah are we really diving into okay so you know that first time that uh you don't just like it's not like your your girlfriend or whatever just like flashes you boobs right I mean I feel like that happens on in like PE actually but um first you know like you you sneak out of your house it's semi late at night and then you're like making out and every everybody just makes out for like 6 hours straight and then from there it's like you finally get that pass to like touch them it like slip the hand under the shirt course you're like rubbing the skin on the belly and then as it gets there you're touching the belly you know theit when you tap the under pit and then it's like not a no it's a way of saying this is is this
1:42 okay yeah it's totally saying kind yeah can I move along and then it gets a little bit higher and then you press and graze the areola and everything's like fire and you're trying to like maintain the fact that you don't have like the biggest boner you've ever had in your life yeah you're trying not to come trying to come number four dude yeah dude it's it's a tough time bi your lip trying to focus dude and then and then eventually it comes that moment where everything is okay so then like she takes it off and then you have to pretend like you don't you don't want to just be like you have to keep your cool now you go in and ████ Buffet a lot of composure I'll never forget those Aras yeah I'll just say that areolas are cool that is very mindblowing first time when this is happening and you're like 13 and you're like like where where the where the ████ are where the ████ are they cuz his name is m the ████ is going on I got what the
2:33 ████ is this absolute ████ scam so are you telling me it's just a bra you done it too early dude it's just a bra got in too early that's all it is huh they look so they look so different you should have been sexually inactive like the rest of us what' you do what are you using the new ████ push-up bra yeah you should you should abent like the rest of us doing this involuntarily that was such a scam dude that was my first scam first time I got scammed you're just too cool too young scam blew your mind yeah the boom line how far back we are anytime anytime anytime dude anytime wait unless you before your crazy here I'll give you an example all right what did you see that was crazy I think you guys are going to like this one this one blew my ████ mind if cheetah are known to be the fastest animal in the animal
3:25 kingdom then why are we measuring our cars in horse power hor power it's so stupid I love these videos dude scum this scum scum is scum so they just have a fake podcast so they have fake premises hor horsepower actually is a little hard to understand when you read how they calculate it I still don't get it yeah cuz not all horses run at the same speed I know what it is it's not a speed thing though right it wasn't a torque it's kind of like a torque thing torque is more pounds pressure right horsepower is more like the amount of horses that were like put in front of a carriage in order to like pull a thing right and then cheetah is their speed but speed can only are a top end speed I think the idea of us trying to find the right answer is a really stupid part of this it's
4:15 not I think we should just be like yeah you're right you're right it's a SC I thought we were going to do 20 minutes on that oh okay if that's okay with you guys what your mind-blowing moment that you felt like you had to go really far back for no I was just wondering I was just wondering red question I find more interesting stuff now these days you know what I mean like what something recent he have a recent one sick all right yeah the freaking uh when the Russians dropped a ████ what do you call I forgot what kind of bombs there were but you know it looked like fireworks but then it started raining down and everyone's like oh run away from cluster bom oh you're talking about Iron Man's Jericho no but the fact that those
5:05 things are so hot if it touches your skin it just obliterates your skin was that like n like Napal stuff not Napal Napal was more like a firef fire but it just looked ████ acid rain it looked like an acid rain Purple Rain that blew my mind cuz I was like yo what in the world they have so much ████ that we don't even know but they're using it against human beings right now this is insane to piggy back off subie I've been watching a ton of Drone footage that is crazy bro cuz you put me on that sir and now I can't stop seeing it and I'm like yo this is going to change how Wars are being fought and almost every time you see those drone things when they blow up someone up the dude is already has no gun and he's just like please no and they still do it it's crazy it's sad and like the fact that they have video footage of somebody like right before
5:55 they're going to die that is also like really chilling bro like yeah and I don't I don't I couldn't stopped watching it but it was just one of those things where I was like I just was fascinated by is that is that the new fais of death well it's kind of it's It's fascinating too because it's like when you see the reality of War like if you're watching for real that's what it really is yeah war footage on telegram it'll dispel your idea that like oh everything is like Rules of Engagement and it's like Geneva conventions and all this like no rules no dude they're ████ taking dudes out that have nothing that they can't even affect you anymore they're just like begging for their lives it's insane and that's when you watch that ████ and you're and then you become like oh I know why people say Love Is Love dude we should stop fighting Wars you see stuff like that enough you're just like oh I would love to but I feel like those are the first people to get droned exactly that's why the' 60s happened though yeah cuz the 40s were so ████ rough from the in
6:45 30s back to back yeah dude so the 60s were just all those people like their kids and ████ growing up and being like ████ this ████ yeah yeah yeah I I get it too now I ████ get it you know what's really mindblowing is is um when I saw somebody get shot is the first time that this was and it was a crazy time because this was I was already I think 22 and a s███████ of people were there do you remember Century Club oh yeah centy Club it was like a wanabe like nice club but it was actually ghettos out all in 2005 the entire cast of so think you dance decided to go to Sentry Club while filming the show wow and then um when we were leaving a guy who had gotten kicked out just walked back to the guard who kicked him out at the front and he shot
7:35 him like point blank in his chest was he Asian I don't know oh he just like shot him and walked away like and everyone just had to watch him walk away y yeah and everybody like duck down and we looked and the dude is just chilling walking away they didn't no one chased him or nothing and I think that's the reality of I die um I don't I don't I don't know if he died but it was on it was on the news and everything but then I don't I think in my mind I had always assumed that when ████ like that happened all these people would spring into action and things would get real and dudes that were carrying you know like but that didn't happen for ████ everybody just let the dude go and they were just like nobody stepped in and it was like that I feel like is more often what happens they just go ah and then that's it exactly yeah it's it's pretty much like a useless situation cuz you don't want to get shot you don't have other security guards going and then the
8:25 guy comes out of his car going because I think you talk I think it's like the whenever I comments and everyone sees them of like watching a thing like this happen and going dude like me would have stepped in and tackled the guy yeah and it's like and I'm sure a lot of people at the front of this club could have done that and for sure working together everyone could have but people start to think when you see it in front of you like I want to get home like I'm not trying to you know there's a life I would like to live you know and there's always a comment going that's why in C in California you need a CCW yeah I just I just don't think the reality everyone thinks that they're going to be Michael Jackson in that video where he got the gun and the guy Michael Jackson just lowers the gun come on man puts a flower in the ████ Barrel the it's just like that blew my mind that like from then on I was like yeah it's not really like that and I
9:15 even before that I was always like yeah I wish that would happen around me ████ yeah but stupid who wants to like be the first person to do it n maybe if one guy did then it it would be like a pile reaction but it's it's the reality like talking ████ on the internet though right like it's like what Michael what Mike Tyson said he's like he's like if anybody if anybody said it to my ████ face like they'll never say it to my face right yeah this such a whistful t about I love his ████ Tyson that's probably why I have like a chip on my shoulder about yeah he's like yeah he's like he's like it's a whiskful pain he's like you know remember when he socked up that kid in the airplane oh yeah dude he's just beating his ████ head asking for a picture like that I'm trying I'm working on it he kept trying to take pictures of me from behind no it sounds like I'm like I'm person I'm a human being that is pretty scary I think it's mindblowing when you see that the first time yeah
10:05 that's that's pretty crazy yeah here for me it was like hearing gunshots in a place that you weren't supposed to hear them and then everybody scatter especially as like a young High School you're like y I can't believe I didn't I didn't think it would it would blow my mind it's not like the shooting part it's the seeing everybody look at each other like what the ████ just happened it's see just it's seeing everybody just going like this and no one's doing anything and the dude's just like bye-bye gets in his car leav he not even run yeah he got caught but like he didn't run that's some ice cold killer ████ though you know yeah like you see a guy just stand up and just shoot somebody he he's just probably embarrassed and trying to look cool the guy who shot the guy the guy who shot the guy why was he why would he be embarrassed he looked pretty cool though he cuz he's getting kicked out in front of Hell people and you're like what oh safe face he shot him right he's just like ████ you know who I am
10:55 and D yeah he look gangster and cool but at the end of the day ████ he was just embarrassed true related thought when I saw Hook when I was a kid and Peter Pan started flying I was like that's the most insane ████ I ever saw there you go that is pretty similar feeling it blew my mind it's almost the same yeah I was like holy ████ he's like did you try to fly after that and then you fell and H oh yeah every kid in the whole world did every kid jumped off their couch or jumped off ████ Pole or you know I remember that was a big thing of like don't jump off your roof with an umbrella like Mary Poppins like that type of ████ like don't do that yeah don't try to act like it ████ jumped off an electric Transformer with a umbrella one time my god well it was like one of those boxes you know yeah but when you a kid oh the electric box yeah electric box when you're when you're a kid you're like this pretty high up it a little dangerous I'm up here my uncle was like
11:45 yeah you shouldn't watch too many movies you're going to get influenced and I'm like why he goes when I was young and this was me in elementary school I was like in second or third grade he was like when I was little like your age I watched Superman and me and my friends believe we could fly so I went to the top of my house and we all jumped and we all broke our bones and I'm like then you guys were idiots cuz I'm like I'm ████ second grade and I know not to do that happens at every school though isn't there always a kid at every school who shows up in a wheelchair with both casts on their leg they thought they were Superman and ████ they're like what happened he like he tried to jump and just pull off the and everyone's like you're a ████ and I'm like you you think that kid didn't think he could fly he was just trying to do a sick time it's always rough when they think they can fly that's it's funny that the same uncle that told you don't don't watch movies who infl you showed you a Yakuza boss ████ his and he goes you still want to join a
12:35 game I'm like dude you are a ████ idiot like and you think everyone was as dumb as you it's like that's foggy by the way if you can fly you can just go up you don't have to start going that's why why did you have to jump from the house like the roof he convinced his buddies to jump from a roof you got got to head start though you guys are ████ hand glider properties running he wasn't running fast enough fly down you could have started like normal kids and started with the couch you could have you know maybe upgraded to like how about how about hover yeah a little bit like why did you have to start from the roof lateral flag off of a couch and like he felt like he caught one mil second of a I think I got it or do you think afterward he's like wow I can't ████ fly it's this is kind of crazy but my favorite thing about him is
13:25 he really believes everyone's as dumb as him so he's like got them going to be like me yeah so good poor gu that's like all the scared straight guys who go to prisons yeah and like you're going to end up like me and then we're like no you're stupid I'm never doing any of this ████ you're doing he's like I was selling cigarettes when I was your age I'm like I guess I that's a checkbox for me I'm doing pretty good so far have you seen that skit where they try to do Scared Straight today but all the kids that are in there have already killed somebody no really yeah it's like a scare and then the dude's like trying to scare him and then the kid's like oh yeah he's like I killed somebody and he's like what why and the kids all the kids all caught him lacking and then the the dude goes to the the host he's like they should be in there not me that's funny I've been to one of the scare straight programs in Sacramento no
14:16 way dude what was your experience ████ up swear to God I have like hella proof I have like four parents who can literally prove it but um I went because we got we just got caught with uh Smoky weat oh and they put you in Scared Straight the my friend's mom did cuz my friend's mom she she was just like so against that but when we got caught with smoking weed well back then they treated weed like it was crap yeah literally they called it dope but then the grandma the Grandma knows bunch of you know correction officers and they let us in and then they gave us the whole rundown of nomus prison we went to nomus prison how was it what was it like that ████ was scary I'm not going to lie the gate the gate opens immediately you feel the energy and and then you and then you hear everyone it was just like a whole three story cell everyone's yelling at
15:06 you and you just got look straight and that time it's like a movie where they're like oo fresh meat oh let me out him hold my pockets boy look pretty little one it it was it was cuz at that time my my hair half of it was blonde and half oh I like the blonde one give me the brown one over here dirty head to the right dudey I like brunettes we were taught we were taught to look straight follow the lead and we had to just keep walking keep walking that ████ was scary I'm not going to lie would you say your mind was blown at that time no I was scared s███████ it wasn't even mind blown just like what the ████ cuz you knew what you were I was like I ain't never doing ████ again this is stupid suddenly my titty example seems so ex pretty good yeah your titty was pretty low bro it was weak though I don't know if there's like a jail like in Long Beach or something near like a bay but I
15:58 I have this memory of like being in junior high and we were on this boat trip and while we were on this like like the Bay Area there's like a fence and all these inmates just came and like started harassing our boat they're like hey you want to end up here you could be my girlfriend you could be my they were just talking all this ████ they were ████ and we were just like what the ████ and they're like hey you want to ████ end up here yeah come in here man you could be my girlfriend and then like why TR to scare you so much want a girlfriend so bad they shouldn't scare you so much and then we're just looking at each other like and then they'll be like calling you out hey you with a ballal head you want to be a Gaga well you could come in and then I'm like damn what the ████ these grown ass like buff dudes just ████ yelling at a bunch of Junior High kids damn but I'm like looking back now I'm like I wonder if
16:48 that was their thing of like I'm doing good in the world I'm scaring these ████ little kids not to be punks yeah yeah maybe proba helpful they all P or they wanted to make their girlfriend yeah cuz don't they like ████ up pedals so maybe they protect well they do that scare straight all the time maybe you're a hell hot though that's true scared tra they put you in the pedal Ward oh and it's real yeah but chomos don't survive in in jail you think they have their own unit though you know but I guess not they get mixed with their's a chomo chomo iser it's a cholo molester hey well that's why people always trip you know when they say hey a sexual predator or whatever whatever you guys only get two or three years in jail everyone's like that's it that's it but it's cuz majority of the time those guys won't survive
17:38 those then how do they how do they always come out yeah yeah yeah why are they why are they on Amber's law my freaking Megan's Law yeah oh is ITT no there's a guy in my neighborhood who got released on parole after he did that to a kid for dude that terrorized your neighborhood in your kid talking the guys who let them out are also chomos oh okay it's a whole system it's a Cho cops are chomos no no no not the judges the judges the judges da why why would they let them out cuz then they're just like you know thinning the field yeah that's more competition listen that's like that's like that's like letting guys in the club you don't want to do that you got to get those numbers low the government has chos yeah they're full of them H they're full of them cuz you know that one who just got caught my first like wow moment and this is like like where back
18:30 huh when when you're when I'm like when I'm like um realizing like oh I'm at a point of privilege and ████ like that is like so my church sent us out to go help build churches in Thailand right and we went to these Mong Villages and it's the first time when I saw a Child Soldier and then so me and a and a bunch of our church members were like told to just stay in this house and then our pastor and then the village leader these guys came in Trust and then they they they all came out they had guys our age 13 14 and adults but like I was just looking at the people our age and they just had ████ guns like just strapped up walking around they're just looking at all the little ████ homes and stuff like that one of our one of the girls of our church were was going to the bathroom and this like couple of them
19:21 just kept trying to ████ look over the brick thing of the ouse so they could see your pee or whatever wow yeah and then they were just like that's down bad I was just looking at the holes like what the ████ this is ████ crazy right and then they walk by the house that we were in and they're just trying to look inside and then I was just like looking at him like what the ████ like you and me were like this could have been like I could have been you like that's the first thing I thought is like I'm so ████ lucky cuz this this guy is like why is he here like he's like 13 with a gun and then I think they made a negotiate or whatever to like pay him off or whatever and then they left and I was like this is the craziest thing I've ever seen but it was like a flash of like how come I'm like traveling and at
20:12 this point of like I'm just helping these folks but then like I was born in this situation and I think it just kind of rocked my idea of like how come they were born here and I'm born here yeah how old were you when you first had a gun when I first like bought one yeah it was in high school like maybe 15 or 16 and you bought one on the street yeah so just a couple well actually I traded it I used to sell weed a couple years later so then they gave me crazy so I'm going to double down on this child Stu well it it came out of luck well like cuz he was like hey I don't have any money but I have this revolver can you buy me can can I give you yeah can I trade it with for an ounce of weed and I was like well ████ yeah I probably need a gun so I got one and then later I was like I don't know if this is dirty like if it so I just sold it to another guy how come you didn't just go to Walmart cuz it's so
21:02 ████ easy to buy guns in America yeah like in the movies crazy how Walmart had sell guns and ammo you guys are so hardcore my next example would have been seeing a whale on whale watching see whale sick that's crazy right breach I saw a whale I saw a whale push a beach ball four four ████ stories high yeah that's sick incredible no that's dope I got you beat I saw sham after Jo to answer your to answer your question at that age why why that kid had AK and you're you're traveling you know what the answer is what am God shed his grace on me wait let him finish the song and
21:52 ground thy good with brother Parts remember from sea to shining sea ladies and gentlemen welcome back to J cut the ████ cameras Australia let us rejo
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