0:00 Do you guys know Grand Theft Auto 6 is jeopardizing real life relationships right now? And not in the way you probably think. >> You mean already? >> Well, you're thinking like they're going to stop hanging out with their spouse or their chick because they're going to play the game, right? That's what I was thinking. >> So, in the game, you play as two characters, right? You play as a guy named Jason and a guy named Lucia, I think, nailed it. >> Yeah, Lucia. >> And and you kind of have to nurture that relationship in the game. So, like you're not supposed to there's like a moral system, I guess, and you're not supposed to like do anything too crazy because you're you're supposed to stay with your chick or whatever in the game. And that has chicks saying, "Uh, why is my guy cheating on me in the game >> because they're building a real relationship in there?" >> Doesn't make sense cuz you're playing as both of them. >> Listen, dude. This chick on TikTok says, "In absolutely no human way is my fianceé playing Grand Theft Auto 6. You
0:50 literally have to maintain a relationship with a girl in a video game. You have to text her and she'll get mad if you don't text her back. You also have to take her on dates and you can have sex with her. Don't let your boyfriend or fiance or husband play. >> She's missing the point because a lot of you're half the time you're playing as Lucia doing the opposite. So it's like that's not >> you might start liking guys too. >> We got to suck dick >> if you're playing as Lucia. Yeah, you do. You have to keep him happy. >> Got to keep him around. >> Maybe it's the chick. >> I think he loves that part. >> Maybe it's the chick seeing this dude put all this effort into it and she's like, "You don't even do it to me in real life." Like what the ████ is this? >> Cuz it's gified. There's actual reward. >> You might get ideas. >> Trust me. GTA taught me how to wear clothes. I know I'm not giving a good example right now, but it taught me how to dress to impress. GTA also taught me
1:41 how to whine and dine and treat good girls uh at the strip club, make them my girlfriend, give them my apartment. If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't have been a good husband. >> I don't know if anybody paid attention, but Joe somehow was able to actually go from here to here to here to here to here. >> It was the most impressive actual part about it cuz it was like still kind of worked. >> But shouldn't it go from here to here to here to here to here to here? >> Yeah. Yeah. But he somehow saw pointed at the last one and it was like 1 2 3 2 1 He's talking to you. >> 1 2 3. >> I took it away. >> I didn't think it was going to be so real and raw. >> Yeah. >> Like it was sort of like he opened up. Video games made me a man. >> I love that. >> Have you guys played GTA like for real? For real, though. >> What do you mean? Like my sister would stop at stoplights and ████ >> No, like actual story mode and then you
2:32 go on with your friends and you build a life and ████ or like you just go and run over people and you go, I'm bred. >> I do mostly the second one, but I played the story sometimes. >> But do you did you ever go online and then go with your friends and then shout outs to Ken and the homies. Um, we used to go on and then we would do these like like if you if you work as a team, you can make more money together, like heists and ████ right? You can't do it by yourself if you're a loser with no friends. >> So, we would uh make a ████ ton of money together and then we can buy dope ████ and we could go like hang out in each other's apartments, whatever. And I was like, damn, dude. Like I didn't have money to like buy a lot of clothes, but I got to go to the mall in the game >> and try out different ████ and I was like, damn. All right, I think I'm going to like dress a little better now. >> Yeah. >> Like in real life, you're like, "This
3:22 inspires me to like >> It did." Did you guys all watch the Netflix GTA 6 reveal? >> The like 26 minute thing. I watched like half of it and then I was like, I just want to play it. >> That's what I'm saying. I just I don't like to watch people play games. I want to play it. >> It's amazing. >> It's ████ crazy. >> Is it? Yeah, super cool. Yeah, >> it's really like it it actually like for the first time different people in the game are like wildly different sizes and movement styles like >> wow. >> Cuz you know like even in GTA 5 like people more or less look the same. They just have different features. >> But now they'll be if there's like an older white lady, she moves completely different from like a young black dude. >> Like how how she gets out of the chair or how like she picks up an object. It's like a totally different thing. And their heights are so different. It's all like really cool. And the uh when you exit a building, your eyes adjust to the
4:13 light like ████ like that. Yeah, it's like really really cool. >> Can you go inside all the buildings in the whole game? >> I don't think they'll do that cuz I just don't think there'd be a purpose to go in every single building, but I'm sure more buildings than GTA V for sure. >> So, we starting a Careful Boy gang? >> Yeah, we have to because I need to be able to play this under the guise of work. >> Of work. >> Really? What if she's finding out you're nurturing relationships? >> Okay, that's like that's like me going into any other game and then I make a bunch of money and it's like my job's like, "Well, dude, well, why don't you just work there then?" Like, what what are we talking about? >> But I don't I don't think online or like like going on a server and all that is going to be live until later cuz they do story over a year later. >> Yeah. And then they're working on the wall. >> Yeah. But they made so much ████ money off the online component. You don't think they're going to go live with it quick?
5:03 >> Hell no. That's how they made money is they didn't have it right away. >> So they milk it. >> Yeah. >> So we Well, we can't play together. It's going to be story mode generally. That's how they release. >> Like they're still they were still releasing GTA 5 online components that you had to buy like recently. >> Yeah. >> Do I need to play GTA 1 first before so I can understand? >> OH MY GOD, DUDE. >> You can. >> You'll be so lost. >> I never even played GTA. >> Those streamers recently was it uh most critical? He just went through all >> You would have better luck watching every Marvel movie in a row. Like there it's so long. It'll take so long, dude. >> So just start with whatever. >> It doesn't even matter. It's a different world each one. >> I've never played story mode. I've just ran over ████ real quick. >> Every time a GTA has come out, I devoted like every single day to that and I would be like done with story in like three or four days. >> Wow.
5:53 >> And I would not see anybody if I was in a relationship, I'd take a break. I would always every single GTA that came out, I would do that. >> So this time I can't. >> I feel like you can't. I feel like you can sneak it. >> No, there's no way. >> What What if we make it work? >> Is it before or after the baby? >> It's after. >> Yeah. >> There's no way. >> Release PC after. >> Yeah, it usually doesn't go to PC right away. >> I think it's console >> cuz they usually have a deal with a console for exclusivity. >> You got to buy a console. >> Plus, they don't want they don't want everybody hacking everything if it comes on on PC. I'm playing on PS5 and the only thing is that's why I got to make sure my daycare stuff's already in place. >> Nice. >> Wait, are they doing it so you got to download it too? They're not selling anything. >> They don't have physical. Yeah, that was like a really big deal. A lot of people >> really upset about that. >> People are losing it about it. >> Is it subscription? Right. Rightfully so. Because if it's it's the same ████ like if it's not your data they there have already been filed instances where
6:45 somebody like purchased for a digital copy and then through some update loss of console old blah blah blah non that game no longer prints blah blah blah they just lose the file in some weird loophole. >> Yeah that happens all the time but I mean for this one it's a bigger deal because it costs more than every other game they've ever bought. >> How much is it? >> 80 bucks. >> You're not really going to uh own it. You're just you're just renting it basically. >> Wow. Last release though, I think for five they made like a billion dollars or some ████ Like they outsold like >> it was like the biggest thing in the world. >> That's why they never made a GTA movie. You know that? You know, like people are like they've come to them multiple times. Hey Rockstar, make this GTA movie. Eminem will be in it. And they're like why? >> Yeah, you guys are going to make it lame. >> They're like we're not going to make we'll make more money doing nothing. >> Like we'll make more money not getting out of this chair. It's insane. >> Well, think about it, too. Like you
7:35 could like why take a risk with that brand like that? Yeah. Why do that? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Street Fighter got ████ so hard so many times. >> Oh, dude. They >> They never did Justice. >> Street Fighter now. Like it's bombing, right? >> Is it? It came out already. >> It's out. >> I think it's I thought I didn't know it was out. >> I thought I read an article saying that it's going to be a bigger bomb than Masters of the Universe. >> The trailer looks so good though. >> I don't know if it's out yet, but relative to cost. >> Honestly though, it looks like a really really fun airplane movie to me. >> They're projecting They're projecting it to be a bigger bomb than Masters. I don't know. >> Cuz the graphics look hella good. >> It looks The style looks really cool. Yeah. Yeah. I like the style. I like the whole tone of the movie. >> The colors and stuff. I think it looks cool. Also, Chun Lee looks ████ phenomenal. >> Yeah. Didn't she gain like she like worked out to gain like mass in her like thighs? >> Oh, to match the video. >> Yeah. To match. >> I'll show you guys. >> Cuz even Mortal Kombat I was like >> Mortal Kombat sucked.
8:25 >> What? The intro was dope. >> The movie >> Mortal Kombat 2. >> Mortal Kombat 2 is ass. >> What? I didn't know that. >> Well, the in the intro scene was >> I thought people liked it. >> The intro scene of Mortal Kombat 1 was dope. Wait, the scorpion in Subzero. Oh, that was Oh, I didn't see two then. >> Dave, now now pull up Lucia's ass. That's That's going viral right now. >> Who's Lucia? >> Lucia from GTA 6. >> Oh, she's >> We about to look at digital ass right now. >> Yeah, >> but it's still got a good shape. >> Yeah, Lucia is a pretty cool character. And the voice, of course, like the coolest thing about GTA is the voice acting is top tier. Like Samuel L. Jackson was in freaking San Andreas and that was in like the '9s. >> That's true. >> Wait, wasn't that Saints Row? The game itself is like a movie. >> I mean, they they actually >> Keith David was Saints R. >> David. >> Keith David kicked ass in Saints Row. >> Way better.
9:15 >> That I understand why women are d like Yeah. Why? Of course women should be up in arms right now. >> Yeah, we're staring at her all day. >> So, the cool part is that like in GTA 6 a like in the preview it shows a lot of the organized crime and the gang stuff is like Latino or like Latin like different types. >> Well, they're in Florida. >> Yeah. So, it's super cool that like, you know, like cuz you came from like San Andreas being mostly like hip-hop gang ████ >> LA. >> Yeah. It's like dope to see a whole another culture of like that uh organized crime. >> Cool. See more representation in gangs. >> Yeah, it is. >> Can't wait for GTA 7. Us Asians are going to be out there. >> They had Chinatown Wars. Yeah, but it was gay. >> It was kind of whack. Yeah.
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