0:00 no but the problem with North Korea is there's no food no way no I've seen I've seen videos [Music] so um staffs staff shortages have been a thing lately I've been hearing about staff shortages yeah not here there's people that's consciously trying to work at JK and I gotta be like uh I can't barely pay my own people maybe it's because they got their staff shortaged in their own regular life and they need to come here because this is the bottom of the barrel oh yeah yeah this is where people come to kind of survive yeah I guess of singers the Vegas of singers everybody's like can I get a JK residency because I'm 50 now I'm sorry dude all right so there's a staff shortage at a um high security prison
0:52 nice oh ████ and a Mafia Boss an Italian mafia boss one of our favorites uh takes advantage of this to escape using a quote-unquote well-planned scheme there's a slight video of it it's a it's kind of interesting well according to Johnny Chang trying to escape from jail everyone laughs at you I guess it depends on the prison though that's true if it's life high security life maximum if there's a high security prison that has a staff shortage is it no longer called a high security prison it's a security it's a mid security these are the questions that somebody should be asking but I know it's not us so as you can see the very classic cartoon like no way he did the bed sheets sheets damn you got a Naruto run and
1:43 everything damn dude your boss right there that's the actual Mafia block yeah he didn't he had regular clothes on let's tie it maybe someone snuck it in he got a civilian clothes no the joggers closed they put Lululemon in their butthole dude that's expensive dude if I was in prison and I say I want to escape and people laughed at me I would think I have a good chance because they never believe you they wouldn't believe it would happen yeah no one's trying how would you do would you get a spoon and carve out your area I don't have the patience for that oh so I would probably figure out like the timing of everything damn I would probably do that but he had to disability but you would need a staff shortage for that to work for sure oh that would help like I would I would be like oh staff shortage yeah you know because then then you can eliminate
2:33 certain like um when they walk okay that guy's not gonna be there but you know people I think always mess up with like I got out wait now what do I do yeah you know so that's the key you got to have a friend that's waiting or be a part of like a crime syndicate yeah because they'll they'll be they'll be the getaway guy yeah yeah you got to go to a non-extradition country you can't just like but then even then you got to have that homie that knows how to just ████ fake passport for sure yeah yeah you know what I mean that has for some reason a security lock box that has a gun and like a bunch of different U.S currencies and ████ like that where would you escape to um for sure not Korea because you know even though they think Korea is good because you could blend in no you could go to North Korea you can go to North Korea wow because that's they're not extra dieting Americans no but the problem with North Korea is there's no food no way no I've seen I've seen videos
3:25 [Laughter] their markets are popping I forgot I forgot what country is not a tradition I'm sure there's a company yeah they're not really First Choice places no but this I think there's a couple in Europe uh like Russia Russia because snowden's there yeah maybe Russia be cool at least they have food though in certain places caviar I feel like San Bernardino you could go largest county in the world I don't think they'll extradite you is it it's the largest county in the world I mean a lot of it is just s███████ it's pretty bad right now it's the myth Capital here's this this says here are seven countries to consider than a non-extradition Morocco Indonesia Hong Kong dude Morocco Morocco you can go to Qatar Taiwan oh I would do I would do Taiwan or home yeah I'd go to Hong Kong dude Hong Kong would be cool guitar is
4:16 pretty awesome too right is it oh yeah but we we you might be able to blend we can't blame yeah but Hong Kong like a blend yeah Hong Kong Taiwan I'll just disappear into a night market never find me again yeah you stick out like a sore thumb bro like you would be the largest they're like hey you want to be on a physical 100 yeah even like he'd be so good for like nine years [Laughter] he was hanging out with a really really tall Mexican lady you see two Federal ages um like Passover 100 oh you won I told you it would work dude I go to Brazil Brazil would be cool because no one will suspect Brazil all right except for now but then
5:06 because I need to speak for after this video I need to be close to a Japanese Market oh there's such a huge Community there's a lot that's true about Peru yeah Lomo saltado with sushi dude that sounds what about Jamaica and there's a ton of Japanese people in Jamaica too you might stick out in Jamaica though not if I grow dreads that's true according to something yeah Asian guy with dreads never stands up According to some people in the U.S uh Joe you can go to Hawaii because it's a different country oh yeah yeah according to something so this guy Mark it's like the whole military there this is a Marco radulano or whatever uh has a long running criminal career as a figure in the Sakura Corona Unita Mafia in Italy uh in 2018 the 40 year old was arrested as part of a drug and weapon trafficking sting and then he earlier
5:57 this month received his final sentence of 19 years behind bars uh putting him in there until 2046. so he has to plan that allowed to escape prison called Badoo karos which is technically a high security jail house in Sardinia a place that was now once considered one of the safest prisons in Italy surveillance footage captures this that you guys just saw just literally as as cliche as it sounds he he tied bed sheets together and nodded them and and literally waited for the guard passing the exchanging of prison guards and stuff like that during a short staffed dude I bet uh Italian prisons are pretty chill I don't I could be completely wrong yeah because they're all lazy do you think the stereotypes and because they're all lazy I just feel like they're laid back and they're just like yeah whatever dude it's all good dude they're just dipping bread and
6:48 olive oil being lazy talking all day drinking coffee I just feel like they live like differently they said they're a country that lazy I forgot if it's like Sweden or Switzerland or something has some uh some law that escaping from prison you don't get punished or even attempting you don't get punished because they said it's like a human right to want to escape isn't that like a secret Wink in the ████ Constitution have you seen Scandinavian jails though Scandinavian jails like they're they look like Westfield decorating their prisons well it makes sense I mean it came from Sweden right like yeah they probably got a bunch of unsold stuff and they have a really good mistakes yeah rehabilitation program that's because they're so chill they're so nice they're chilling there's a lot
7:39 of things that work in those countries yeah they're like those Mexican prisons where people go in and out constantly the families live there oh some of the Mexican prisons the the uh the prisoners run it oh the guards are just on the outside they don't go inside at all so the prisoners run everything like from the food to everything everything that's pretty cool yeah because if you watch the documentary Gringo with Mel Gibson one of the he's like one of the prisons where families come no no one's seen that no a lot of documentaries yeah um I'm single I have a lot of time to to watch things uh but yeah the families come it's like a swap meet in there it's like a flea market all set up no that's cool man definitely definitely different goodbye Shanks remember when um that movie um the the the the the Colombian cartel man he he turned his prison into a
8:29 fortress and he just had like prostitutes and like his friends in all the time um Colombian cartel man you talk about like Pablo Escobar remember that show oh narcos [Laughter] and he negotiated that with the government yeah he had his own jurisdiction you know that he's not even that big if when you compare it to the real big big guys and then this guy he was on he's got a Netflix show hey apparently they want to be secret huh it
9:19 was just the DEA and all those guys blowing them up and they're flamboyant and loud but they're like there's there's a guy that came out and he was like the real dudes they're like billionaires and they have like normal companies like banana companies and all that stuff makes sense yeah it's like that great line in the documentary Conspiracy Theory with Julia Roberts and uh Mel Gibson um the the richest man in the world had just died the headline and they're like he's not there like why are you saying he's the richest man you know he's just a regular rich guy and then Mel Gibson goes if you were the richest man in the world would you want people to know exactly that's like a it's a total poignant line like if you're one of the richest cartels in the world why do you want people to know you just kind of just go under the radar they probably don't have to live in hiding apparently the cartels that like are by themselves they can never go on vacation they can never like leave the premises because they're sort of wanted globally
10:11 but there's just no way to hide it with celebritynetworth.com yep they got you dude that is true they're so good man they're there's a Cartoon Network there's a cartelnetwork.com I believe out there [Music]
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