0:00 that's 40 days it's 40 chickens but you got a whole day to eat the chicken are you being barred right now because Bart's not here yeah dude stop being a bark I just don't know like normal Joe would be like this guy's tired this is so cool and then Barbie be like I don't think this is tight someone's gotta do it I was like that's lame he's like what a ████ idiot [Music] uh so there's a man you know sometimes we so there's a man sometimes we hear stories um amazing Herculean efforts whether it's in sports or in life are we talking about alpha males and goals perhaps I want I want to know about Alpha there was a man who felt the calling though a calling deep down inside and this calling was to eat 40
0:51 rotisserie chickens in 40 days that is a alpha male big news about this guy it was big news thought it was the right thing to do he felt a calling from a higher power and he answered the ████ call was it Costco rotisserie chickens because that can get expensive it is not Costco rotisserie chicken we talk about that can be expensive he's like six bucks a day if he doesn't do the Costco rotisserie chickens because the whole chicken yeah you just phrased it completely wrong but yeah [Laughter] missed out the main part yeah yeah don't cut that out don't cut that out yeah artists didn't it like on his 40th one it was like an event yeah like everyone like came to see him eat the 40s everybody in town so his name is Alexander tominski aka the Philadelphia Chicken Man the Philadelphia chocolate 40 rotisseries he says that doing this
1:42 has left him traumatized wow then why'd he do it well there's a lot to this okay so he he said there was something in his subconscious that was pushing him to the longevity of at least seven days and then 30 days and then 30 days of eating rotisserie chickens and then for him he just he didn't feel enough pain yet so he took it to 40 rotisserie chickens wow in 40 days a true patriot yeah yeah I mean he like whole he's a good dude yeah he's like holy he's like palming it yeah eating like an apple yeah it's nice he's not eating the bones but he's eating the ████ chicken he's cleaning the bones oh yeah um and so he's saying that it's almost like a spiritual thing right eating rotisserie chicken it's almost like a sensory overload the smell the way it sounds when you pull it apart the taste everything every bit is it's a very Amplified experience when it comes to your senses and the final moments of his mission of
2:34 his 40-day uh voyage we're downright euphoric he polished off the 40th bird on Sunday in front of a group of Arden fans who all came out um this sounds like again like a Steve Green made up improv article it's not this is all made they brought their own chickens they did not they did it to the tune of Bruce Springsteen's Streets of Philadelphia take it away Ryan I don't know why that song sounds take it away Ryan you got this ramp the Streets of Philadelphia cops exactly like it that's that's incredible who knew we had a guy who could do Springs Center oh good for Springsteen do you guys really know that song obviously not it just sounds like it sounds like that why is this an accomplishment because you can eat a
3:24 rotisserie chicken you really asking one you could take this okay Joe come on man 40 days are you gonna shame his goal but like you gotta it's 40 days it's 40 chickens but you got a whole day to eat the chicken are you being bought right now because Bart's not here yeah dude stop being a bark I just don't know like 40 40 chickens in 40 days is the sound of a good movie normal Joe would be like this guy's tired this is so cool and then Barbie like I don't think this is tight someone's got to do it I was like that's lame yeah he's like that'll get it yeah he's like what a ████ idiot that's what he would say only because I feel like a little bit kind of jealous and hurt because when I was gaining weight I had to eat a Costco chicken one whole chicken a day I don't really care
4:14 at home so that's why I look at this and I go is it that badass because I did that whole chicken plus some every day dude how do you do it because those are fatty ass chickens they're the Costco chickens I could do a whole rotation in one whole day yeah yeah but I could only do it once I'm not gonna do it tomorrow it's morning lunch in the night time yeah it definitely starts to taste like nothing yeah especially the white meat Parts too you're just like it tastes like nothing from the jump I think this is this is how you do it okay it's Phantom chicken good you get that I love it no the Costco one is not good for some reason yeah I mean it's tasteless so you get the wings you get the thigh and the leg you separate that for your like other Meals by itself the white meat you pull it all apart make soup with it exactly and that's how I cleared that every day soup well that's what I can see why it's hard for you because
5:04 you're a hot sauce boy you're not gonna eat no Bland regular rotisserie oh do I I covered in Tabasco sauce I don't even sweater I do try powerful you guys remember the rotisserie gold at KFC that's just like what Legends were made of like they don't you just they came out just for a brief time it was so good it was actually good well I was a child so everything salty was good and you said it was KFC KFC it was called the rotisserie gold and my one of my closest friends his name was Roy and that was that he introduced it to me so we called him Roy tisserie gold that's funny and and you know it's chock full of ████ MSG so you know it's gonna it's guaranteed to be good do you think that he hates his nickname because he has to explain it and everyone he goes into now he's like hey I'm rotisserie Roy test for gold and then everyone's like what the ████ is that so in the 90s there was this like you know we didn't know it
5:55 would go away hey Roy tisserie if you're out there DM me because I I use some chicken yeah Roy cheswigo we were cracking up dying like my nickname is really hard it's hard on me that sucks to be named after something you think has staying power but it's just like why do they call you Arch Deluxe they call me crystal Pepsi Crystal peps I feel like everyone in the 90s had a fat friend that was named after food I didn't live in the same 90s movies you did my friends who was your friend from the 90s history yeah he was back in and he loved Fried Chicken did you get it when you were a fat kid did anyone give you a name based on food like all food oh no let's bring it back to trauma yeah
6:47 dude it was a long time ago okay dude it's fine you're all hot now what was my favorite food at the time when I was super fat yeah probably data snacks beta snacks hey watch out for your lungs man we want you to like last it's a whooping cough you know I think those names came up because they would see the kid with this same thing over and over oh yeah like they're always eating this thing you know like hamburgers or something because you made fun of each other's lunches as kids too yeah oh when I was fat uh Hot Cheetos and nacho cheese that's that's dip the Cheetos and the cheese how fat were you not that fat but everybody just likes to like talk about me in a really special way but it's kind of comforting well he was also shorter so then you know oh cool betta food yeah you blew it up you ████ piece of ████ intercepted
7:38 I already knew you're gonna do that he flew he blew it up that's Anthony's it's Anthony's favorite snack you like that you like that food you like that took away that punchline that war right here oh you blew every piece that's what he ate he loved this snack it used to be memes it used to be for ████ kicks and for the walls now time bro you brought you brought the war home so no this guy this guy's basically saying that um he absorbs he absorbs the the ████ lives of the chicken and The Vibes of the chicken he like why is he over explaining it so much so the chicken is stressed yeah Steve this is like the worst story I think he lacks meaning in his life I think he ████ doesn't know you know
8:28 who lacks meaning the ████ fans that went to go watch him eat the chicken those are the guys like me anymore in this ████ guy at least he did something pretty cool yeah he did something really great why is this in the newspaper what small town is this first because that's how good his branding is like like Ryan said this is like a big ████ story big thing dude where all over no I mean where is he where is this located dude that's a huge story I don't know where it is talk about the eagle Commanders oh I'm from Philly what a weird accomplishment especially I'm from Philly now do Chicago
9:23 's like April Fool that's pretty good that was really good too accurate it was kind of me a new soccer when I went to uh Philly I had to try Philly cheesecakes and the tourist spot to go to is Gino's and Pats what'd you think I was shocked that people actually speak the way they do in Philly I thought it was the movies you know how like people pretend like California dude talk yeah no one talks here like that really there is right but not really so that whole like Italian like hey what do you want to put your order you know that kind of ████ I thought that was like just jokes like I thought that was a character do you think they put it on a little because they know tourists are coming maybe maybe they're like as soon as they leave yeah like grab some beers tonight or what
10:13 made some good sales today didn't we because it's not like I was hoping it would sound like that it was when I was there they have well it doesn't quite Sound New York but it's that same kind of thing and I was like I do New York do New York they're walking here yeah that's it New York do New York Hawaii I'm walking here you call this Porky that's my favorite ████ you call this ████ Porky my mother makes better pokies nah you could have you could have ended it so much sooner than this but you wanted us to suffer [Music]
11:13 thank you
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