0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys we are very careful boys careful boys and we got rick back great always fun we just moved you didn't lose a sick place he says you could see the ocean in the morning do you live in an la house you can see the ocean long beach oh there you go that's better oh downtown long beach ████ rick made it dude it's over an apartment okay nice nice that's great man congrats do you ever go to the ocean or just stare at it um crazy ████ before we live there we was at the the beach that we see all the time we have not gone once since we moved in really we got it yeah yeah because just i don't know it's right there is it enough now so there you go
0:50 isn't it calming when you wake up and you just see ocean it's pretty dope i see oceans i see all of our shipments that aren't getting delivered just sitting there there's hella ships out there right now huh all the shipping containers you see the boats just ████ lined up it's there why aren't they getting delivered what's going on they're not looking there's something for something i don't know but if you go to the ports they're ████ field so yeah but every shortage huh wonder why it's crazy i feel the crypto going crazy yeah probably everyone's doing the cryptocurrency yeah they're just on the boats just on the good though they're all ████ on their boss's desk because they made so much nobody wants to work man that's fantastic just buying luke all day [Laughter] uh dude i noticed that uh because i'm a beach guy i love the beach and ████ but
1:40 yeah your tan is looking real good thank you very much california beaches suck dick ass they do am i crazy yeah they do compared to where though oh well everywhere else i've been that's true everywhere else you know beach i have been redundant it's nice it's nice i would say like from the south bay south the beaches get really nice yeah san diego man there's some areas in san diego where it's like it looks like hawaii but but but it doesn't the water looks like ████ that's true you just gotta go to some certain places yeah i'm talking about tropical i mean yeah there's no place in california where you're knee-high water and you see a neon fish exactly and it's warm ever or you even see your own neon fish you see dark gray fish though that's okay we should introduce neon fish yeah yeah go get some and bring
2:30 a diaper all you do is put it in put the bag in the ocean for a little while and let it sit there and then it gets used to it and then you can let the neon like a nemo yeah yeah and then let the bag go with the v8 hopefully you can get the bag back did they just spill like a hundred and like twenty thousand gallons and like that's what makes the fish neon exactly oh that's elsa or something that area and it was like uh of oil just a gang of oil that they just keep releasing in the ████ water like no it's elsagando it was like a oil pipe that bursted underneath yeah it was an oil pipe but there was a new one in like orange county here oh maybe it's the same one it was human waste wasn't the idea human waste was a santa monica area the other one was oil like like a sewer plant like a sewer processing plant they're ████ pipes bursting oh that's right because el segundo has a processing oh yeah maybe
3:20 it was the dookie and the elsa gundog and just went into the ocean hella yeah yeah and all they do is they just a s█████ day for the fish dude did you guys see the jacksonville jaguars game where the there's a pipe that burst and a bunch of human ████ was falling out no what no way dude man that's great and it's better because this jags fans [Laughter] one of the worst teams in the ████ league they've always been bad too extra duped on yeah but did this happen recently yeah it was really recently i could be wrong on the team but i just want to say jack yeah i could be wrong on all of it what's your guys favorite beach that you guys been to oh man like in the world in the whole world probably all these beaches are too ████ nuts bro yeah hawaii any of them too huh any of them even the one in holland uh waikiki area that's super
4:12 touristy even those are sick too bahamas bro we've never been in bahamas you gotta go to the bahamas if you want a sick beach ████ water looks fake it looks like they bleached it or some ████ yeah they feel the pictures it does i heard tulum and all that is really nice too but when i went it looked like chocolate milk and then there was mountains of seaweed it looked like the great wall of seaweed you can't even go in the water it was nasty when i went to tell them the water was blue but they didn't have the wildlife like hawaii did yeah but there's no fish i mean not like a it's more like california where you might see one fish oh but like in hawaii you walk in the water and it's just ████ i think because of the coral or whatever but there's fish everywhere and i was snorkeling last week man i think i saw like 500 like a school of 500 fish actually was crazy my ████ nephew swam in it like he was running through a flock of pigeons and ████ and made him scatter did you see any turtles oh yeah
5:03 there was one sleeping under a big-ass rock you saw a sleeping turtle under a rock yeah we did too man it was awesome good ass goggles down there how does he even know he's sleeping it's incredible he was just like this he was knocking on the shelf he had like one air bubble that was like going in and out of his nose he was sleeping like that actually have you guys been to palawan what's that oh you just made that up dude no no no oh philippines is sick i've never been like illest snorkeling i've ever been to in my life just the pictures are crazy um yeah like literally i don't know if it's just the coral reefs haven't got ████ up yet by people or what but it's like it's like for real finding nemo like i've been snorkeling in hawaii in a few places too but hawaii's like half of what the philippines is wow that's crazy because like you know how like people in midwest or whatever they go to um like the west coast
5:53 they're like oh my god it's a beach or like people from new york they go to like florida and they're like i love the beach right but then californians go to hawaii or other tropical places to go to the beach not like in california yeah because we're used to it yeah i know one's here at least i've been to a really nice dog beach in perth i remember the name of it and only a couple of gnats bit me so rosie's is nice it's nice there's a great dog what's that one that's one of long beaches oh okay that was awesome the honeymoon beach one's better i think oh there's one in huntington beach yeah it's huge way better i've never been over that one i didn't know i don't like driving to huntington it's far far yeah i'm out dude but it's worth it yeah it is this says snorkeling at corn port philippines 3.8 stars sorry
6:45 you're full of ████ man hey this is this is the sister beach so jacksonville jaguar oh dude two stars i did i did look for a while for this ████ no it's apparently really nice it's poland you gotta take like three flights to get there one of those kind of things where you gotta like get and fly into the country and then you gotta go to like this other port and they gotta take you by a little boat to this like other little island area because there's a ton of little islands right there philippines i saw these like filipino like uh divers like they die for like ████ oyster shells or whatever right they live this village that they live on it's on the water oh yeah they live on sticks on the water i was like what the ████ right and then these guys they would go in and then they timed how long they could
7:36 hold their breath these guys were in there for like five minutes no goggles nothing just walking in the bottom of the water just collecting ████ five minutes dude i'm like damn dude did you see the the clip of the guy one of the dudes that was like like the indigenous that area he was gonna try to set the uh world record for like the deepest dive he almost passes out yeah he comes out of the water and then he's like about to ████ like pass out and i thought there was like a more professional way to wake people up but they just all took turns slapping him [Laughter] that's a medical way dude that's crazy and he woke up he's indigenous he's still named j.r that's crazy you gotta like map out
8:27 your 50 you know like half of your breath is gonna go here because you can't go you're 100 because you're dead and they got that pipe too right that they kind of like follow all the way down yeah s███'s great and they're going like 200 feet deep and ████ look at this ████ beach dude yeah that beaches hey get that why did you get a girl get her to get out of the way trying to get her out of the way yeah that looks like a manhattan beach you gotta get the idea though oh yeah yeah that's a clear beach where is that geographically speaking the bahamas that's right that looks like hawaii too it's crazy it's got water you know close enough look at this ████ though ████ that's the philippines right there wow dude that looks like you could fall into the abyss in the middle yeah that is the event for sure right i saw this video of a in the philippines it's an island um and it's surrounded by water right
9:18 but then inside it's like a crater and that's salt water too so it's an island with another like what are those called um it's like a donut of land like a sandbar it's almost like a cinderella giant stone it's giant turquoise water look at that ████ that's the bahamas dude that looks like hawaii too though it does what are we doing here they diet here or something i don't know what they do they die that's crazy now anthony you go to maui a lot yeah i've been there not a lot i've been there like twice okay what beach do you like more i was just in maui last week oh yeah that's right would you guys like the beaches in oahu more or maui maui maui maui is like better beaches right but not the city though there's not so much good food today's video is brought to you by draftkings the killer crossovers the nothing but net jumpers the tenacious throwdowns
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11:01 draftkings app now and use the code off the record this week new customers can get a free shot at a million dollars worth in total prizes don't forget to enter the promo code off the record for a shot at a million dollars in total prices that's off the record only at draftking there's a minimum five dollars deposit required eligibility restrictions apply see draftkings.com for details i i actually like maui better really yeah what about food wise no i mean yeah food is you got to go to wahoo i think i had to live in hawaii oahu but yeah like to vacation and visit maui's just like extra vacation you know what i mean yeah yeah and then the snorkeling's better yeah maui has to be next though dude yeah like i had a snorkeling hands down the snorkeling's way better waikiki beach dude food the beach
11:51 the water the rocky sand they got a cheesecake factory he's got all those like bombs that be like stealing from each other on on the beaches though why is there sound so ████ hard as ████ dude it sucks i don't know why yeah did i bring it there like the waikiki beach technically no i blame the indigenous people avoid j.r [Laughter] john ryan ████ john ryan dude filipino jrs do you know every i bet you every filipino family has a john ryan john ryan is that what it stands for or no i i think it stands for ████ anything with a j and an r isn't it just spelled j-a-y-a-r isn't it like j-r oh i've seen that too i've seen hell of filipinos that have that oh maybe i thought it was because it was like [Laughter] how many filipinos do you know rick
12:42 count them right now rick probably knows the most filipinos the filipinos are my family is like they're all benjamin so i don't know really yeah i actually think that they probably have more filipinos around them than we do yeah are any of them be ours uh benjamin b but they all call each other nicknames i've talked about this before but they yeah they call each other like uncle benny and uncle jiggy and uncle uncle jiggy hell yeah yeah uncle abuse i think you're the third person that knows the most filipinos okay hey be more proud of it you didn't seem that excited to get third ranked in the group of six you're like i know i'm hard i'm perfectly mediocre well the best thing is that the white
13:33 people are slowly taking over their whole family so like i said they're slowly marrying a lot of white people more what more and more white people so it's like the weirdest ████ thing hey do you do you talk ████ to the other white people like i'm the prime white guy yeah i was i'm the og optimus braun you're the great white guy you guys are living up to it are you the only white guy on that side or no no no no it's i'm telling you it's like crazy it's like it's more and more because the grandma wanted them all to marry filipino dudes and then they keep on bringing more white dudes home because it's all they saw you and was like yeah that's you know what i'm saying it's not for example it's no way but it's all important you're nikki's dad married a white exactly right so exactly so even the guys are married like i think since the start it's like it's like slowly happening so it's like a big family joke that like oh boy another whitey's here and all ████ how many asians are in your wife's side
14:23 of the family or married i'm the only asian i'm the only chinos they say me too yeah is it weird or not nah it's great they call you chino no they don't as well that'd be cool though wow i feel accepted i got a nickname their family's great dude i love their family that's cool but i wish they wouldn't call me chinos online and they're like um slightly drunk then it's not towards me but it's just like over your left shoulder it's you know you know like like like let's say um like like let's say i don't know maybe 10 years ago like let's say we used to say ████ her a lot that ████ this ████ that ████ or whatever right and then so ████ just means dude ████ yeah and then so when someone comes in
15:14 like oh can you tell the ████ i'm like oh my bad that's that's that's my friend's dad don't call him ████ so that's what you're just they're just so used to saying like this yeah so when he's referring to our asian guy they're so saying chinito or china or whatever yeah because it just means aging so they're just saying they're just having a good time i don't know i mean bar like a bar you want a beer or two rather than like at least they got it right for you guys yeah you guys are actual chinese yeah i mean my bad my bad just means chinese dude chinese guy and then or like cute china they they sing a song every time i come to the house though and it goes chino chino japones i've always seen that they sing it to me they sing it to me every time i mean chinese chinese japanese you have entrance music eat ████ you can't
16:06 family goes nuts dude sick they go crazy chino chino hop on a school manchaka no maybe they say it all the time i go in the house real sick it's a real show dude fireworks dude it's nuts it's nuts it's a good time wow yeah it's expensive it's fireworks thanksgiving christmas that's it yeah yeah that's about it fire marshall yeah yeah yeah yeah it's all safe everything you have to have an outfit for it too everything's regulated yeah yeah yeah what is it like a big straw hat and a ████ glittery chinese outfit it's just shawn michaels that's what i want to do are we doing halloween this year what's going on with halloween because like you know as a nation yeah yeah yeah because they cancelled it well last year
17:00 huge question needs to be answered for everybody in america as a nation i think uh wasn't it trick-or-treating like canceled last year yeah pretty much what's in l.a our neighborhood still did a small one though they're just like they got so we have like a little like a app or whatever and then they all they all like arrest bart dude they all chatted and they're like who's comfortable with it who who's doing it you have an app for your neighborhood no it's like you can everyone has one you can like uh the neighborhood like i don't group me or uh or oh like a whatsapp and then everyone gets together on chat oh who said an app like you built a app [Music] he's lying because they're not supposed to know but there is an app yes they have actual fun it's like the neighborhood the neighborhood app or some ████ people report crimes and ████ yeah it's almost better than social media you talk about ring camera ████ that it's like that but
17:50 like that was the neighborhood so it's like oh i lost a dog see a torrent no like like yeah like it could be smaller and they could be like oh i lost a dog there's a weird guy wandering outside my house a lot of the stuff you see on the ring camera yeah i have that fascinating that's cool because it's kind of like bringing community back you know like we could be paranoid together dude the best thing is like that was gunshots i'm like it was not gunshots it's never it's never gunshots it's always fireworks fireworks it's fire easy you should be like no that's not hold on and then you go that was gunshot a shoddy by the way the only problem is the people are the loudest are the the dudes that want to act hard even though they're like a ████ 50 year old man and then a ton of cairns like there's this literally that this lady in my old neighborhood she was just saying there's not enough speed bumps in this neighborhood we got to get way more because the kids are in danger and every
18:40 day she just wants to talk about ████ 10 debuffs like you're just driving like this speed bumps going into the park past the park and then on the other side we need more speed bumps and the every day is just about speed bumps god damn it you should just take the whole street with speed bumps until she ████ and kids don't play outside anymore hell no how often do you where they may be in vegas bro they're inside playing pirate game dude pirate game they're playing ████ xbox live parks they're watching they're making tick tocks in their room like they're not out in the streets what age are we talking about nick did they jump out of a bus fortnight four or four great that's the one they're all playing i was like they jump out of a bus what the hell is specific they are they do jump out of here they do they do i was thinking of a school bus on land though
19:30 yeah true my bad yeah who came up with that like a rocket bus right and everyone dives out of the rocket bus and then they parachute onto the island yeah whatever great game and then the guys are like now you're a ████ idiot dude and it becomes the biggest thing i know it's everywhere kids pay kids like take their parents credit cards and like charge ████ all kinds of ████ to get cool items they could look more like batman in the game there's nothing else for them that's it yeah that's their whole business model hey do you think today i look more like batman than yesterday 30 more dollars i looked even more like batman tomorrow they're so expensive it's so expensive because the game is free to play but what they're banking on is these kids taking parents credit cards yeah and getting all the add-ons it's a business model dude right pay to play dude work batman or my
20:22 ████ senile ass grandma she buys gems and this wizard of oz app that she plays and i don't think she knows what ████ she's doing but she's draining her entire retirement ████ just on the gems and ████ but those gems are important for that like physical gems nah dude like in-game app gems but it rewards you with this little like ████ you went to the casino this guy with that shiny sound yeah but she loves it dude this guy plays no games he doesn't even get the premise of it i barely play games i don't even have a console no movies no games he watches his ████ kid that's what he does i watched spider-man you didn't watch spider-man you watched taika watch flashlight exactly this guy turned down tickets for the tyson fury deontay wilder fight to watch his kid watch us why you got to wrap me up like that we talked about her writing good dad and ████ yeah
21:14 get the ████ out of dad you're supposed to take a big ████ on him not to call him a good dad no i'm saying stop being good go to the fight stupid come to the fight stupid spider-man whatever he wants dude you literally have watched spider-man this weekend with him but instead you decided to duck the ████ greatest fight that everyone's ever seen the rock said it was the best fight he's ever seen and that's the rock i'm gonna probably re-watch it right rox is the guy who gets some ████ bubba coming out during his walkouts and ████ you're talking about a guy who went to like 17 wrestlemanias dude he says that this was actually the best fight he ever saw oh yeah he fought uh stone cold steve twice yeah a couple times did tycho watch spider-man watching stone cold didn't think so good dad just pissed [Music]
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