0:00 Let me ask Bart how many diarrheas he had today. >> He said 20. >> 20? Today? So, 50 total? Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. So, Bart isn't here again for 2 days in a row because he got sick. >> He got norovirus. >> [laughter] >> He Okay, he said his quote is that he threw up and he he had diarrhea 30 times >> [laughter] >> in one day. >> He texted me and Anthony at >> at 4:00 in the morning saying like he can't make it and he has a stomach flu. >> I'm still going to come in though. You guys chill with me coming in? >> That's what he keeps texting us. >> Yeah, so he was asking he's asking cuz we you know we shoot 3 days and in a row and he's asking if he should come tomorrow. And then we're we were just about to deliberate whether or not that's a good
0:51 idea cuz if you know the risk of any of us having 30 diarrhea. >> [laughter] >> I might die, dude. >> I don't think I could survive that. >> Before we get to the answer, I think we should first go back into like JK history and think about like was there not a moment specifically where maybe he contracted some sort of sickness and gave it to everybody? Has this not happened like twice? >> It's kind of his lore a little bit. >> Last month he got me sick. He came here with a ████ cold. He was like He was like >> [laughter] >> Hey, is there any medicine at the studio? And I'm all like, I don't know. And I was like, someone left like NyQuil. And he goes, all right, I'm coming down. I'm not feeling well. >> That's his mentality. >> He's like, dude, I'm not feeling good. I got to get away from my family. Let me go get everywhere else. >> You guys want to shoot 20 videos today? >> [laughter] >> You guys didn't get sick last like last
1:41 month? I got I got kind of sick. >> I was sick last month, but I don't think it was from Bart. Yeah, I was sick though. >> I got sick from a guy that looked like Bart. >> [laughter] >> Look, this is this so funny. He This is what he texted in our group chat. I feel 70 to 80% today. Claude says 48 hours should be good from last from last symptoms to go in public. >> [laughter] >> Norovirus does take about 1 to 3 days, but that's exactly 1 to 3 days that he's contagious. >> He just had diarrhea though. >> Yeah, but isn't that 1 to 3 days after your 30 pack diarrhea? >> [laughter] >> Like that that 30 pack was yesterday. >> And it's highly contagious. His ████ particles that he likes to ████ have on all of his fingers, it's going to be spreading all over >> [laughter] >> He likes to have that. >> Or if or if he does come, he has to do
2:31 number twos in a different house like that different studio. >> [laughter] >> A different house? You got to get an Airbnb. >> He has to go to like a Starbucks down the street. He has to do something like that. >> What if we beam him in and he's in the screen? >> Then he might as well not come in then. >> I will probably still get it, dude. >> [laughter] >> I won't take I won't take any chances. >> No, dude. Okay. >> He did get give all of us COVID, huh? >> Yeah, I'm confident that he gave you guys COVID. >> He was patient He was patient zero for that area zip code, I think. >> Regardless of what Claude says, this fool is talented at giving diseases. >> He's spreading them. >> He's a He's a super spreader. >> He's a super spreader. >> He did it twice. >> Right? >> I think he alternates from disease, virus, or a injury every month. Or sometimes both. >> he survive 30 diarrheas in a day?
3:21 >> Cuz that's a lot like one diarrhea dehydrates you, right? >> What what if we see Barton he's just super skinny? >> [laughter] >> Looks like Christian Bale in The Machinist. You're like, "Oh my god, those 30 diarrheas took a toll on you." >> Well, he probably is taking electrolytes, I hope. Like he knows his ordeal, you know? >> Yeah, he knows what to do. >> He's Dude, he probably has a pantry stocked for exactly this cuz he runs into it once a month. >> Yeah. >> Oh, he has a diarrhea protocol? >> Yeah, 100%. >> It's like it's like an in case of a diarrhea break glass. It's like safe house button, you know what I mean? It's like, like all like a panic room. The panic room is just a toilet. >> [laughter] >> Toilets pop up everywhere so you can make it. >> How do you think someone so strong is like not so strong? >> Has such a weak tummy, dude. >> I don't know. Maybe Does it have to do with all the Buddha ████ growing up? >> Maybe it's like strong outside, soft
4:12 inside, you know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> Cuz muscles don't have white blood cells. I don't know, like cuz that cuz it's the viruses and ████ that it >> It's always hitting them, right? >> I think Bart is always about to fall asleep. He's on the brink always. And I just feel like he's probably under rested, dude. >> You think he's the funniest before 11:00 a.m.? >> I think yeah, low-key, low-key. >> One of the funniest things he did last last time we shot was like we were He didn't say he had a hard out or anything that he had to leave, but then for some reason right as we finished like the second we finished the last video, he was like, "Hey, great day, guys. Great day." And I was like, [laughter] "Are you leaving?" He's like, "No, I'm not leaving." >> [laughter] >> He's getting all his stuff ready. >> We we thought like he's ████ leaving.
5:03 >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> Cuz he was going around the room like like as soon as it was done. And I was like, "Oh, dude, I didn't know you had to leave." And he was like, "No, I'm chilling." >> I remember that. And he kind of sat down and talked to us for a little bit. And we're like, "We're so ████ traumatized with this dude." >> I felt like he only did that cuz cuz I sounded like sad that he was leaving. >> Cuz he was going to leave. So I feel like he was going to leave, but now he's like, "Oh, ████ I can't leave now." So he has his backpack on. [laughter] >> Are you leaving? No, no, no, no. I felt like after that he was trying to like like chill on purpose to be like, "Yeah, so what are you guys doing now like after this?" >> He's all trying to chill. He's like >> Trying to make conversation. >> But make it quick though cuz I have to leave soon. >> [laughter] >> You know what though? Ever since uh moving to Vegas like I'm mostly in Hawaii, right? But, I actually hang with him more in Vegas than I did in LA.
5:53 >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't that funny how that >> And this is when I like lived Like, this is when I lived in LA. >> In his house? >> [laughter] >> No, like toward the end of, um, living in LA and then he was moving to He was like in that period of moving to Vegas and I was living in LA. And then I was like thinking, "Dude, like, isn't that crazy? Like, we were both living in LA and we were filming JK and stuff, but I saw you super like very like the least." >> That's crazy, yeah. >> But, that's when he had like all of Barbell was in full effect. >> Oh, there was zero extra time, huh? >> Yeah, and then Taika was still like super small. And then so like I was just like At that point is when it was just he ran into JK and then we were like filming and then like he was like, "Poof." Like, he was like a ninja with a smoke bomb. As soon as that that He went, "Poof." And then he disappeared. >> Is that how like back when you guys were
6:44 filming all of the time, like with the old cast, is that how it was? As soon as you guys were done, everyone just bounced? >> No, we hung out with each other 7 days a week. After without filming. Dude, we would JK days would start at like 8:00 in the morning and end at midnight. >> And you guys would still want to kick it after filming? >> Yeah. Well, cuz we we all ate food together. >> Well, that was like how JK News started, right? It was just like they were doing film stuff and then they were still kicking it, talking in the parking lot, and then they're cracking up and then being like, "We should just film this, too." >> I feel like by the time I started, uh, coming as a guest, that was already at the point where you guys were like when you're not filming, you're not even talking. We're just burnt out. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are like cuz every day you had something. And then like I I would, uh, I came as a guest and we were like hanging and stuff and then as soon as cameras are off, everyone just like got like this.
7:35 >> Those were also 12-hour JK shoot days back then. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like at the at night. >> There's the AM AM session, PM session. We'll go to like 8:00 p.m. and stuff like that. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like at night. It was like dark. Yeah. >> Was this like what would you say like pre-COVID? >> Yeah, it was pre-COVID, yeah. >> Pre-COVID? Okay. And then was David around? >> Yeah, David was around, yeah. >> Did you guys ever go to Shin-Sen-Gumi with us after for dinner? >> I would go with I would go with him. >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, with with our group? >> No, never never with your group. No. I've been there with the guy. >> Yeah, I remember cuz you'll have you'll do if you do a PM session, typically we still go out and eat and talk, right? And then we'll be out there till like 11:00 or whatever. >> Dude, it was the dynamic was different. By the time I was there, I remember when I said bye, you guys like didn't even look up. You're like, "Bye." Like that. And I was like, "Damn." >> [laughter]
8:25 >> I These guys are weird. These guys are cool. >> No, I remember that time. >> I'm going to start doing that. >> We would go to Hawaii just so we could sleep. That's how crazy it was. Like how our schedules were like I was probably sleeping like 3 hours a night during that time. And then David, dude, I think for like 6 months he didn't sleep because um he's so stupid. Like he had he he had this supplement, right? And there was caffeine in it. >> Viagra? >> No, it was like a workout supplement. And he kept taking it. >> This dude's doing NO-XPLODE before he goes to sleep. >> [laughter] >> It was like pre-workout ████ >> What the ████ David? Pre-workout before sleep? >> What do you call that thing? It's like electrolytes. It's like uh >> BCAAs with energy. >> Yes, yeah, that kind of stuff, right? >> He's like, "Oh, with energy. I should take this before I go to sleep."
9:15 >> [laughter] >> Pre-workout before sleep. That's [laughter] crazy. >> That'll be perfect. >> He's just He was taking that ████ >> [snorts] >> And then he just kept coming in like, "Man, I just I just got insomnia. I just have so many projects. I think I have anxiety like from all these projects." >> My heart's beating out of my chest cuz I'm taking 400 mg of caffeine. >> Oh my god. He goes, "I got to go to the ████ I have to go to the doctor." >> Oh my god. >> All this ████ No, that was a wild time. >> He shows sensitive to caffeine, too, David. >> Yeah, he is. >> David will be like, "Bro, I can't drink coffee past 2:00 cuz other than that if I do, I won't be able to sleep." He's up all night. >> That era, Ryan, what we what we used to do, too, is we would have JK News and on the JK News day for lunch, we would film a mukbang or something for another channel. And then after
10:05 And throughout that time we would do um like life vlogs. All of us. >> You guys were vlogging the whole time. That was crazy. >> Should we start Should we start again? Should we all start vlogging again individually? >> Yeah, tell Bart to vlog his toilet right now. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, I think we would probably vlog 7 days a week. >> Let me ask Bart how many diarrheas he had today. >> He said 20. >> 20? Today? So, 50 total? He says ████ your brains at and and throwing up 20 times is not cool. >> He's still doing that? Then no, he can't come tomorrow, dude. What the ████ >> He went from 30 to 20? >> He's like, "I'm getting better. Tomorrow it'll be 10." >> Dude, again, when he texted me because he was supposed to take me yesterday cuz Nina wasn't feeling good and and also needed the car. >> Oh, yeah. >> Right? So, then it was like, "All right, look. This is going to affect Nina. I woke her
10:56 up. I was like, 'I need you to take me. Bart got food poisoning.' She goes, 'Doesn't he always get food poisoning?' Even she knows. >> So, Shawty knew that. >> And then yesterday when he texted us he's like, "I think it's norovirus cuz Taika had it last week probably gave it to me." Nina was like, "Nah, he's not coming. He can't come in because if I take that ████ home, my kid could die." >> That's true. >> That motherfucker's not coming. >> No, dude. >> Lana's not ready for norovirus. >> [laughter] >> I'm not ready. >> Lana's not ready. Dude, I could kill him. >> This guy can't survive 30 diarrheas. >> Really? >> There's no way. And too if that happens, if you told Bart, Bart would be like Bart would be like, "That's crazy." >> [laughter] >> Are you sure, though? >> You have a really good immune system because even though you do get sick, the amount
11:48 of how much traveling and ████ fatigue you go through and then the amount of ████ coke and alcohol and ecstasy and and then you're and you're still like for pulling like >> 48 hours and then you come into JK, no one can tell, you're still working. >> You could rally this guy. >> Yeah, so it's like duh, it's like when you get sick, it's like duh, he's getting sick. He's redlining every day. Bart is sleeping 9 hours, ████ working out, eating like healthy. >> Yeah, take some glutamine or something. >> Then I'm like, "Why are you sick?" >> Jesus Christ. >> That makes no sense. Dude, remember our Australia tour? That ████ was pretty hardcore, right? We barely slept. Guess who got sick? >> [laughter] >> ████ Bart and Joseph Vincent, the two most healthiest guys. >> That's true. >> Joseph Vincent? That fool was ████ jogging in the morning. We're like,
12:39 "Dude, this guy's healthy." And both Bart and him got the flu. >> Joseph just straight up looks healthy, too. >> [laughter] >> And all of the rest of us who were like partying every night, not sleeping, we were completely fine. >> Joseph Vincent looks diarrhea proof. >> He doesn't even have an ████ Yeah, he doesn't look like he has an ████ >> [laughter] >> Go for Joseph Vincent, dude. >> All right, so the verdict's out. Bart, you sorry, you can't come until you're uh at a zero diarrheas per day. >> [laughter] >> See you at the next shoot. >> Later, boy.
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