0:00 [Music] Anthony do you like golf oh I really enjoy golf really then how come you're not professional how come you're just like a bowler yeah if you're really a golfer how come you're not really looking like a golf man answer got he got us again we can't get this guy do you like golf Bart golf not really I think it sucks Nick yeah I'll swing oh I'll take a s swing with us then cuz I couldn't go that one time you can never go out with pick up my wife that one time are you saying would I ban it I think so did we get rid of it really interesting I'll go to the driving range I don't don't know if I'll play ████ I'm a poser I like I never actually
0:50 played full golf I only like went to driving range and P put so I did all the actions of golf but I never went and did the whole course cuz fun fun per square foot is very low okay right you need ████ 70 Acres 70 acres for like four Rich guys to be happy or maybe like but but you know what be woke about it and put homeless people on there and they go live there but but the I like the poser part of me wants to look rich smoke a cigar and talk to my friends all day like we're doing business that is pretty cool that's why I like golf sick Anthony likes golf while we're walking he likes golf so much that I'd probably vote the ban like B Anthony could you convince each person why they should like golf I can't convince this room everybody's a ████ idiot hey I like w w w w wow he said it
1:43 was cool I said it was cool tell me how we could increase the fun per square foot Rao like judging by the character person what would Bart for instance like about golf that would change his mind for Bart square foot is soo well you never watch Happy Madison it's the biggest payouts uh when you win oh compared to what compared to what a single tournament winner one weekend will the the bag will be like 4.5 million that's like playing poker and then the square foot is ████ like 8 ft he cares about fun for for square feet that's a strike that's a strike now move on to Nick try to convince him to love land well based on things he likes what does he like like how would you make it more Dynamic that's my issue there's not enough going on I feel like someone somebody should be guarding the hole or something you know what I mean there should be more D you feel that like for example in the martial arts
2:34 World Jiu-Jitsu like nerds like that because of how technical it is and how creative you can be in that that's what golf provides that a lot of other sports don't that's actually really but I don't know what I'm looking at so I just see a ball going towards a hole and it's super ████ boring on TV it is boring on TV it is boring if you don't play it then it can be very boring if you don't like respect or appreciate like how difficult it is and I know that you're doing a bit cuz I know you like off a little bit but it's okay no no so he's going to be the hardest to convince here but go go next to Joe what would believe it's a white man sport at the end of the day right true all right that's it all right Joe but that Tiger Woods man oh we're pissed okay he's done for Joe Joe actually I think Joe would like
3:25 it the most out of every I already like it you don't have to convince me soul Joe think about it like this you're spending a day on the range with your buds yeah it's so fun everyone's gets to hit I think you should consider golf Joe's most like me in that sense because like the things that the swag about it is like so high he he likes peaky blinders for the same reason why like golf is cool I just want to smoke a cigar and talk to you about pretend business the culture of it the actual culture of it you know not from a professional athlete level but like why who the type of people half the golf courses out here are owned by like yaku and stuff like that like it wasow they're Japanese owned golf courses some I'm not half but like definitely some like I that's just cuz Japanese like Landscaping they like I heard that like it's like the gangs used to like buy out these places because of the types of
4:15 business that went down or the types of people or clientele like a lot of them are exclusive country clubs that you have to like uh word of mouth and like recommendations and then you get like ████ inaugurated in pay like a giant Buy in fee and then still have to keep an annual or monthly upkeep like it's it's full for a particular class of people they used to be exclusive country clubs but no the country clubs are still exclusive the public courses are public he's talking about the good old days when it was more of one type one type of clientele used to be exclusive just meant something else homogeneous race it's wild that was just in the '90s dude dude did you know did you know they didn't let um Jewish people even up until like I don't know ' 80s or something it was like midnight yeah who let them in I don't know I thought it was like meant to keep Jewish
5:06 people from playing no Jewish people I've seen hella Jewish people like golf well now they're allowed to come in here's a cool golf clip that's it that's all I have to say what is that looks like it could be is that tiger that's not tiger Thomas dri do you know Thomas dri n wow no you're Pros all right there's like a thousand Pros earlier at the six for guy known as being good ISS dude he's mad this is so technical mad this is so technical I know what anthon saying now ████ up already I've done that so many times oh why that's a part 10 right does that does that ████ his whole day up that ████ it up I know what an saying so
5:58 technical that was five extra ████ talk about very stimulating yikes so that's that's the PGA that's the PGA National and um damn dude that's me trying to catch my Luna bag out dud oh he felt that too bro that it's not going it's not going he um that moment right there put him dead last in 143rd oh was he like leading and then it was like no no he wouldn't be out of 140 cuz that's still only like six Strokes or whatever which is like terrible that changes the entire ratio of your game but I mean if it's a tournament usually a tournament is like let's say it's like 3 or 4 days and then you know after like
6:48 one or two days there's what they call a cut so if you don't make the top like 50 then you don't even go into like the Championships or the finals if you will but dude to get like six Strokes on the putting green when you're like refeed out is the absolute worst thing that you could do have you done it have you done this oh yeah but I suck okay W even that I've never done it like that so like for pros that's like unacceptable You' never seen it before yeah if I could make that shot Pros shouldn't be ████ miss that guy mentally like is completely out of the game he's frustrated H that's pretty rough right yeah it's doneo could you feel you could feel the pain I can't wait to see are we allowed to go down and go and push the ball and be like I didn't even hit it yet so it's not even my turn and ████ win Breeze yeah um no damn what's the equivalent to that in
7:40 basketball would it be like a layup by yourself it's a Fast Break by yourself and you shot it five times by yourself and it just didn't go in yeah and the other team is going like this like come on you can do it oh come on other team or it's like free throws maybe into the game clinch you know Miss the free throw I wonder is there like you know how in basketball like any other ball game there's like people be like blocking and trying to like fight you right yeah defense is there anything in golf where cuz everyone's respectful so when he's trying to make the shot there's no hey ████ you ████ you can't ████ do it you know and try to ████ with his head golf you're not competing against other people you're competing as yourself like that's what I see when I watch on TV it says first place second place third place have you ever done anything athletic I can't I can't wait I can't wait for when when I'm watching JK
8:30 shorts in about a week and there's just a clip of you saying N I suck it's just over and over and over and over and over on Loop I can't wait I suck going be my favorite video I'm going to clip just you repeating me saying that and then I'm going to loot that over the top of my profile and it's going to stay there forever we're going to take that clip of the golf and then your clip of you going that's like me trying to cash out Luna and then we're just going to slap that together I'm going to put it in a crypto Corner every day got a pretty good pop on that one make sure when you guys post these clips to add JK news as a collabo go but yeah it was a 50 originally yeah it was a 57t putt that uh didn't go in can you quit can you just go I'm ████ dude like I'm going home yeah ████ this yeah but you always got to say it's under the guys of like oh I got an injury and you get carded out oh really people do that they just go like ouch I
9:21 can't even at a pro pro level they'll quit on a pro level I don't know I I know that I'll be looking at Tiger obviously he's old and yeah he be getting injured and stuff like that but it's also like when you're like not even in the top like 20 even if you made the cut it's kind of like n just go home dude it's all good we we're thankful you showed up how does tiger get injured sprs his ankle coming out the golf cart or what no that fool went through so many surgeries dude from training like in the gym working out you would just he gets carple tunnel and ████ he was he was just being golf cart number one for like for a long time over a decade but like to upkeep that the training that he was doing was just way crazier than like so many people gol injury me yeah a golf injury when you were playing one time well what happened
10:13 uh one time I uh the the ball was basically like close to the uh the road like a actual like paved Road like cart path type stuff and I I had some golf cleats on but my dumb ass didn't know to be careful of like like with the swing my my cleat was SL slide on that road so then like as I went for the swing and I came down my foot slipped out from under me and then so my club ended up hitting the road but when you're like swinging like that all that all that energy goes from that slam through the rod into your hands oh yeah yeah so it wasn't until the next day that like my hands were like shaking and like I couldn't ████ Tom and Jered yourself that's the injury I thought his leg slid and he did the James Brown splits
11:03 oh I feel good it's exactly what happened it just gets kicked out yeah I can't wait for Weird Al to be here today you
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