0:00 have you seen those videos the videos is what's crazy cuz you have like eight dudes right and everyone's 45° CH the they got the stand as soon as they go as [Music] soon and welcome back to another episode of careful boys today we have Barton Nick over here Anthony and Joe and we have H's back with he's back he's back the legend the do that's right man zad's back with the Z welcome back we missed you bro thanks you got the cholo glasses I like it hey gracias oh these are the true cholo ones oh those are logs dude you look like my uh middle school bully that's what Japanese guy yeah it looks like that that Asian guy that's
0:50 American me you know what I mean Open Your Eyes Open Your Eyes Open Your Eyes did uh what do you think about those uh those guys in Japan that like picked up the Cho culture and they look like just mexic that's crazy huh yeah the low riders and everything the low riders yeah dude that's wild yeah they I think their God is Mr caponi they're pretty legit I don't know who's Mr caponi that's their God that's their God that's their Jesus damn cuz they'll even have the Mexican flags on the low riders that's crazy I know right yeah I can't picture them like listening to Little Rob as the sun's going down they're just like Oly you know what I mean I think they waited until uh pocos went on and then you know a lot about the are you one of them low key you're just like played it off from La bro I think he's he's the LA guy yeah yeah yeah like what do you feel when you
1:40 see this stuff well what do I feel erection when I see them girls like is that actually like attractive in a way uh a Japanese like Chola Chola Japanese huh I think hold on that's a new fantasy right there you got some action uh I feel some throbbing yeah a CH dude that right yes I'm ████ that you know what I mean like that right here oh my kind she can protect you what about the low rider fight with you what about the low rider models type in J uh low rider Japan and then the cover the cover they'll be Chola girls and bikinis the videos have you seen those videos the videos is what's crazy cuz you have like eight dudes right and everyone's ████ 45 degree ████ like CH the ████ out they got the stand and as soon as they go
2:32 after they automatically become but the photos the photos look hard as ████ but right after like go back to Japanese just doing the robot that's sick yeah I'm like they looks so ████ hard for that photo I didn't realize that that's like my new thing now dude you ████ in Vietnam there's this barber shop called Liam Barber and their whole theme and aesthetic is cholo oh ████ yeah dead end time times but she's Mexican no bro there her name's K koruu koru or she look Mexican k k I like it maybe she's half you think there's a bunch of half out there huh you know there was this period during like uh during like the pandemic when everything was racially all ████ super super hot um where people started getting mad at
3:22 like the Japanese culture for appropriating like Latino culture and stuff or like some young people that have no idea how long the history's been there and then there like OG's in like the the like popping community that like went over there back in like the '90s and stuff and we like selling them ████ you know like the the flannel selling them LS teaching them the culture and was like yo we sold them the culture you can't get mad at them when they like bought up what we gave them also dude it's like I'm okay white people stop complaining for us Latinos one thing that we love is when people try to do our culture we away with theam glasses we want that dude if a Asian guy speaks Spanish we're like you know Spanish get out we love that ████ yeah my ████ my dad was all hyped though one of my
4:12 friends was Asian and he just like loved him the most cuz he wasn't afraid to eat manulo everybody else is like I don't know what that is and then he just like yeah cuz you know F y'all be eating some wild ████ so that was nothing that was just like walk in the park for him he's like ████ I love manood and my dad's like B I thought you guys guy has Mexican power that's like similar to when they ask like uh Chinatown Merchants like old Asians like if they like when people wear like the rice hat of course it pay by Bill by that's one of the saddest ████ like all these chinatowns are dying because white people are afraid to buy the ████ clothes and hats and jewelry and everything they don't buy prom dresses there no more like that dude when they were PR that ████ was kind of funny you know those like Chinese or like Vietnamese looking prom dress Mandarin collar with the yes he's into
5:04 it or those Chinese but you guys don't buy that no no we want to sell them but white people get mad that their white sisters are buying it yeah but we want to sell them and then all these chinat towns are now dying because no one goes to those shops and buys the ████ no I blame some of the Asian-American girl Asian Amer for sure I blame the Asian-American girls Boba girls right the ████ Boba liberals man yeah it's a it's a it's a it's a tough look you know what I mean as far as like it's hard to pull off it it's just it's very like it's Asian yeah you know what I'm saying it's not like a robe where you can play it off like oh it's like Versace it is what what about the hat with a little braid huh you seen the hat with a little braid you know what I mean who's going to pull that off the iron monkey hat yeah the iron monkey hat the
5:54 policeman from Iron Monkey I used to have one of those when I was a little kid and I would wrap around my neck and ████ like like Wong Fong you know what I mean like we used to have one of those you know growing up that's really how I felt though growing up it's like you just see the world right and then to me even black and white is closer than a the minute Like You on screen if you have like a Armenian Mexican whatever everyone kind of looks like it's like fitting into a world and then the first Asian guy that shows up it's like basically these hat oh ████ no either one either one you don't like it bro you don't like the the long it makes me uncomfortable seeing it cuz I feel like is it racist cuz this is like so like are these guys being racist let me tell you why let me tell these guys are racist those are Mexicans wearing that whenever they like Disney or anybody try
6:45 to like mimic an Asian there's the go to so and then now that they're talking about it how it's offensive so I'm like but that's the thing Asian ████ is so Asian it already looks racist it does look like a costume it's so Asian it's racist even the Asian dude from uh blood and blood out he looks racist yes like if a white guy dreamed up what's a racist Asian is that guy right there you got a good point yeah you're just like guy you're you're too Asian right now dude you're too Asian you're turning racist yeah yeah it's so funny dude cuz I know what you're talking about Asians like in Asia are pretty like racist yeah yeah hell yeah and and it's not the same as like racism in in America is a different it's like a lot of like you'll kill for it but over there they're just like judgmental racism yeah but they're also just judgmental in general you know if I wore
7:35 this right so they're just judgmental descriptive and race is one of the descriptions if I wore that and I walked in here don't tell me you wouldn't be like yo what the ████ walking in here walking in here wait wait right here is different baby I'll be just I'll be right in with y'all it's different here man yeah okay if I go to like a next door next door something next yeah one of these little the turtle chips Guy They'll just be like you and I'm just be like player like I'm trying to blend in with you guys give us give us your best Asian accent go ahead oh I walk in and I'm just like I'm not sure what they're saying but I just hear sounds and that's pretty good and that's
8:26 the the go bring him my knife or Sword whatever go bring he's sushi that was a sushi chef right now yeah that's a sushi chef he's a tough old man but if you walked into a place that was old Asians I think they would have a good laugh laugh you think so yeah yeah yeah but if you went into like they'll probably take pictures with you but if you were walking around like uine campus with like college Asians they would just young as they would have rage tears rage tears yeah rage tear the difference between American racism and Asian racism is America Asian racism they're ████ racist but it doesn't matter no no so American racism got American racism actually doesn't um isn't really racist but it matters a lot yeah you know what I mean like American racism is you'll get someone being
9:18 violent toward you cuz they hate you Asian racism is they're just making fun of you yeah like like they can go hard but at the end of the day it doesn't even ████ matter like asan racism isn't like I I don't I don't serve your kind around here yes they go as far as like they'll physically try to do something because of your uh ethnicity right Mexicans are the saying way we make fun but that's as far as we go it's it's a big goof we're just goofing right but it won't go as far as that like yeah I think the oh I I think I got it the difference is when a Westerner has racism they think you're evil they think you're like a bad subhuman you're an animal whatever but then when when Asians are racist they're just stupid like they're
10:10 like they just have dumbass ideas but they also just give me an example something that that would be dumb a dumb idea a dumb racist idea or they just so for example right I I would say it's like dumb they're just roasting right they're just or they're being silly right they're just being silly like you'll see like funny videos in villages of like China or something like that where like a black dude's walking around and all the kids want to take photos with them because they don't see them that often and that's just unique so they're just like w that skin color is really really different we got to take photos but consider touching you and ████ they'll touch your hair you know if you're black dude they might touch I but when I worked with I got you you know what I mean yeah when I worked at the uh the Korean restaurant I remember one of the cooks is like tortilla but it was rice paper and then he just like he's like yeah you but it was like it was see through and I was like what
11:00 the ████ and then and lunch break we we'll eat some of the food there and we had the meat and the and the rice and stuff and then I remember I was trying to look for tortilla he rolled it like a burrito it was like C like God damn it was probably really good man damn Asian restaurant they'll they could be racist as ████ but they'll still serve you yeah no matter what correct but then an American one if they're racist they like you don't align with my values so it's like it it matters a lot but they're not even that I'm not going to bake you a gay cake yeah exactly yeah yeah yeah yeah a groom and a groom not on my cake can't eat my sandwiches it's like an Asian they'll be like all right I'll make your gay ass cake yeah it's gay but I'll do it and I'll just call you gay in front of your
11:50 face hey these two gay guy getting married make a thousand it'll probably make fun of you the whole time and then they'll start making fun of their niece or something that's also gay that they excluded from the family my niece is gay my niece is gay just like you you guys are so gay maybe you guys should get married maybe that's also because in Asia they just don't turn down the almighty like yeah the dollar the skrilla if you will yeah they're not going to that's like number one right that's foolish yeah businessman that's smart I don't think I think I think they they uh just point out differences a lot and then he just rast cuz like oh you're ████ fat look at you ████ big eyes look at you big nose they'll just clown you but that I think ltin do that too like they just have a nickname for you they just make fun of you so my dad we I'm making this into a bit but like the
12:41 fast version is like we ran into like a transgender person and I was like nervous cuz my dad's staring too hard and I'm just stare he's like beard this just keep it moving but he's keep it moving don't look look cing out it hey wait and I'm like just don't ignore it ignore it and he's like ignore it I can talk to whoever that's what's wrong with Society no one's talking no it's normal walk told just like hey good morning sir already off to a bad start huh yeah I identify as they them well I like they I don't like them I like they not them oh it's okay I like they I don't like them but you know and he tries to relate to them as like
13:31 saying like no I have um we have people like you in Mexico CH we have that in Mexico that sounds like a good sandwich sh and I'm just she yeah so I couldn't you know I just had to pull him get the ████ let's go I had to apologize for him but yeah so but they mean well they're trying to learn I think that's the thing is in like people are ████ ████ right they don't know that people are just trying to connect and then they get Hella offended there's like hella times when like people are like oh I love oriental people and then they're just trying to like connect and then people are like how dare you say Oriental this is so ████ wrong and I'm like the ████ is wrong with you this old granny is just trying to connect yes exactly and you got to put her on game you got to show her that like yeah you probably shouldn't say that but you know yeah that's why I don't think we should get mad at that older generation cuz they're they're trying to figure it out if we're barely figuring out what binary
14:22 non-binary is like imagine them they're lost that's our ████ they're like what the ████ that's our ████ that's our ████ that we are we should be more like you should know better you should we this generation should know better but that older generation just let them be they don't get it they're never my dad can barely say hello ████ so let him figure you know how the ████ is he going to figure out ████ I'm binary he's like I just learned how to say good morning now I gotta find out yeah now he's got a I don't know I don't know and I don't care it does suck that like people forgot about intention you know like some people's intention was never to be racist but then they just get all the flame from like no you're racist like dude they were just being nice and said something wrong but evales my feelings when I call someone racist you know what I mean I saw I saw a park a fight on the parking lot feels good it feels good you
15:13 know what is crazy I saw a fight in the parking lot and they were uh the first thing they did when they were arguing oh yeah yeah I'm about fing and I was like that's our goto that cuz a phone out makes you get a little tense like oh ████ is going to go up you know but that's the first move and I never KN noticed how like a flashlight on a phone you don't know if I'm recording guess what I'm not you know what me but I could just pull out my phone like you ████ you know who the ████ you're talking to do you have a go I lie yeah dude I lie know how many ████ followers I have you're busted buddy you are busted they're live streaming what's your go-to if someone started recording you and was my go pull my dick out dude my that makes people nervous like that makes me go hey hey hey wait wa don't do don't do that don't do that like I'm ████ cuz
16:04 you can't post it I'm ████ you want to ████ if it's a live stream it'll get cut don't do exactly D I'll get them ████ banded for a month sorry couldn't go live this some big pulled this dick out so that's the Trump car dude whenever I dude whenever I do a show and people are just trying to be sneaky and just ████ try to record I'm like hey put that away I'm going pull my dick out and they're just like oh no anything but that you're trying to jack your set yeah by the way the by the way the most confident people confidence and I blame you guys you guys what the most confident people that come to my shows are JK news fans really confident they love you dude I'm talking about in the front ████ and they're like Jesus and then I Tred to I onario I had a guy in the ████ front just waiting wait I contacted I'm just like what's going on
16:54 and I made fun of him she like yeah drink our news and I'm like of course I should ████ going he it yo keep supporting guys just heckling by saying JK news JK news comes out but then the ones that laughs laugh the hardest super supportive so yeah you guys your fans are ████ confident hey your fans bro your fans now yeah yeah yeah love them dude I love them keep them coming dude they're cool they're cool I always I always say this but like I'm so glad that we have cool fans like every time you look around you're like they dress good they're normal they don't sank I know that's a trifecta right there I know a lot of YouTubers and I see their ████ fans and they look horrible yes and I'm just like God dang dude you know what it is you cultivate like the s████████ people on the world we get the best people in the world they're down to earth and one
17:46 thing I would say when I meet them it's like I know them right away we're into bits and right away we're already having conversation it's not like we're already in it we're making a bit before you know they're adding to it I'm like oh sh we know how to Ri so that's pretty cool how they're just like down to earth imagine backfires and they're just finishing all your jokes ████ they're all funnier than me when are you going to do the hey do the transgender joke do the transgender J with your dad news it's like all right ████ don't Heckle guys you better ████ behave yourselves they don't Heckle but they just have the face like I wish you would say something to me they're going to come with the ████ Chinese Chinese to the front oh dude that would listen I would ████ die and I would love it at the same time they came with those Chinese hat and just like sit in the front chines Dan
18:38 hats I said did I says no no that's a new one no but they always come on y'all always come up in our hands are cold man yeah yeah yeah is that what it is if any of you guys have the guts go get that outfit show up to one of shows front row sit there the funniest thing is half of our fans are Asian so they're going to ████ roll up looking cultural I swear to God that ████ would make me laugh Iron Monkey ████ and I would love it I would love if you guys did that they're going to just show up in normal clothing ha going to be like you did it yeah baby yeah dude so ████ silk robes dude yeah I'm just uh there's certain things that I'm uh I'm starting to like be brave about to to try like uh you know what's one thing I want to try that yach uh is it Thailand that egg or
19:28 Filipino yeah yeah yeah you want to try that I want to try it you know what it tastes normal like at like a regular okay what's normal cuz there a ████ bird if you don't look at the bird you're like I've tasted this ████ before Oh beef oh I've had tastes like it just tastes like chicken little McNugget little MC do is it has a rough smell it's like a wet McNugget when you go to Wing Stop how do you eat your wings do you eat it where it's just all bone is gone or do you have like chunks of ctil meat stuck on the ends it's ████ clean and guess what and guess what cuz you're used to the crunchy Crunchies I'm going to say it right now uh I've been eating bone okay an Asian friend taught me how to eat bone crack and a half oh you can suck on the marrow and then suck on the marrow wow that that's already that's already adjacent to ballute yeah
20:18 really a couple years ago I tried I tried that's my thing it's like am I eating the beak and the feathers or do eat the whole thing it's like eating a McNugget at PL wait so hold on when it's in your mouth you can't tell are you eating all of it you eat all of it not the shell but the bone everything yeah bone shell you suck the amniotic fluid you're ████ with me you're ████ with I swear to God serious no it's it's soft you can't tell y bone beak feathers all oil Chinese it just looks like ████ you got to have you have chicken feet first dip some and then we can level up that's true chicken feet is a good place to start chicken feet is a good place cuz it's like similar right guys I say I say we take some cameras and you guys take me to the spot and I try some some ████ let's do it I want toy some right after that dog the you know what I I think a had dog already I think a had
21:08 dog already in Mexico they ████ uh some they do dog tacos in Mexico AP courses some tacos no cuz we've been having this Taco spot in Mexico and like we've been going to and then my dad ████ He's by the way I understand why my dad's watching like the news Mex if we're in America it's like don't even watch news in Mexico about the mother yeah he's still like some guy died in the and I'm like here he's like mexo look and I'm just like yeah why you watching Mexico that's unintentional dog right that's not like Ulin hardcore I didn't show up for the dog I didn't show up for the dog no do you show up for like I came for the [Music] dog
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