0:00 You know how like the beauty standard has has gotten a lot more inclusive over the years? And I wanted to know what you guys think are some of the hottest disabilities out there. You know how like things that used to be seen as like >> What the ████ >> be included in beauty, now it's like a leg up. It's almost like it's Oh, like big butts. Well, yeah, big >> What? >> Yeah, yeah. That was a cuz in the '90s they didn't want big butts. >> She's all what disability is that? >> Okay, disabilities or abnormalities, I guess I should say. >> Abnormalities. >> Both, both of them. So like like for one, there's You know when people have vitiligo? >> Yeah. >> They're like supermodels >> Yeah. >> Or people that are albino, they're like more like like it's more exotic, it's more cool. It's a very unique exotic look. One thing that surprised me was the facial birthmarks. You know like how some women will get like a massive
0:50 like continent and then just hair coming out of it, but then they're they're still like on the >> The description? >> Yeah, because like that used to be make fun of it in like the '90s and now it's like celebrated. It's pretty cool. Yeah? And or people with ████ up names. You know like if you're you have a bad name, now it's like >> memorable. >> Yeah, if you can get past the youth of having a weird name, you end up like really unique, right? Like people are like, "Oh, that's cool. You got a cool name." You know? Other things are like um >> One that I thought was was weird for me, or not weird, but like I didn't my my my attraction meter kept sliding. >> Yeah. >> Was before I would probably say uh my muscular meter on a chick was Sports Illustrated. Like any more muscle than that
1:40 >> Swimsuit Edition girls. Okay, yeah. So it's all slender and like that kind of muscle. >> Then I think over the years, maybe because of fitness, then it went to like maybe like bikini competitor. And then now it's like almost all the way at like even buff crossfitter. I'm like, "Oh, that's attractive. >> women that look like ox. >> But I wouldn't have before though. Before I'm like, "Uh, she looks like a ████ dude." >> [laughter] >> He wants a stallion looking woman. >> But not anymore. Now I'm like, oh, that's still like feminine in her own way. >> I know I feel I feel it feels sad because I feel like a lot of people in the earlier days, like in the '90s that might have had some of these things, sucks that they didn't get to be in the era where it's like cool. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, there was this girl at my church. >> True. >> at um at my church in Norwalk and she was super like pretty Asian girl, really
2:31 really like she would be like the popular girl, but she had a one of her legs was shorter. >> Aw. >> How much? >> So did she wobble when she walked? >> Yeah, she So she had to wear like one shoe had like extra uh >> Oh, height. >> But then that still doesn't make you walk normal, so she would like like walk like this. So like peo- people would always have that like ah, too bad, you know? >> But she was fine though. >> Night in the '90s, yeah. She was fine in the '90s. She was really fine. Same with this one There was this one B-girl who was really um she was really hot too, but she was deaf. >> Aw. >> But like we were >> How can you be deaf? How can you dance to the music if you can't hear it? >> You feel the bass from the >> Oh. >> That's so cool. >> But then everyone was like, yeah, but then it was like a thing where this was like, you know, freaking 30 years ago, so like people just weren't with it. They were just like, "Aw, that's too bad that she's deaf." >> Two super big crushes
3:23 um and but they're both tomboys and I was kind of embarrassed to like them. And I think they liked me too, but I didn't make any moves. >> And you were embarrassed because they were tomboys? >> I was embarrassed because they were tomboys. >> Aw. >> Because they're like one of the girls that was kind of like one of the dudes. Like when we go play basketball, she would come and play. >> So the guys counter out. >> Yeah, guys already counter out there. She's already been friend zoned. So it was almost like um yeah, it would be it was like if I said, "Oh, I like her." I think the dudes would be like, "What the ████ You like her?" I'm like, "Yeah, but I do." >> Well, what? >> But, what if they were lesbian and they didn't like you? I think I think they actually >> He probably would like them more. >> [laughter] >> He's like, "Sick." >> No, I think they actually I think they actually liked me. But, then I was just too scared to make a move or like >> You're afraid of what other people would judge. Oh, I see. >> Yeah. That's the thing, too. Dang. I I think um there's that one
4:16 comedian right now. She's like I think she's like in a wheelchair. She has like that >> degenerative like thing that >> Yeah. But, a lot of people find her attractive and they're just like, "Oh my god, I'd hit I'd hit it." That's all I see in the comments. >> She is attractive. Yeah, she's great. And she's really funny. And she and like plus she like talks slower cuz of her like thing and she was in a car accident? >> I think she has like a What do you call it? Like the degenerate thing that the the the the the Stephen Hawkings kind of had like a thing. >> Oh. There was this this girl that I dated in high school, which I think you might have crossed paths with her a couple times. She had a cleft palate. You know the thing? >> But, isn't it usually up here? >> Yeah, it's it could be either way, but yeah, she hers was here, but you have to get sub several surgeries to fix it. So, like she you can't just I don't know if now you can get it in one go, but back then she was like in the middle of
5:06 fixing it. So, when I dated her, it still had like a little bit of a like a line right here. >> Yeah. >> And then but I thought she was hot. I didn't it didn't really affect me and then then my friends at the time were like, "Does it feel different when you kiss? Does your Does your tongue slip out? Is it like" making fun of me about it. But, then like of course like if she was 10 years later or 20 years later like it would have been totally fine. >> But, isn't that a flex though? You're so ████ hot that like that ████ is just >> Yeah. >> Yeah. [laughter] Well, also she was really funny. So, she had like a sense of humor about it. So, I'm like that should >> That's cool. >> Yeah, that makes it way way cooler, right? Like she's not like trying to hide it with makeup or anything. She didn't care. She was just like Yeah. >> up getting um surgery to completely fix it. It's like totally gone. >> Oh, ruined it. >> Yeah. And I didn't see her again like after high school. I never saw her again
5:56 until um I think like 4 years ago. I was just on a plane, and the plane wasn't taking off because someone was late. And they kept like paging for this person. And I was like, "That sounds like my ex's name." And then um >> It was her. >> It was her. And then she came running forward, and she was sitting in my row. >> Oh, what the hell? >> like, "What the hell?" >> That's like a movie. >> That sounds like fate. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then so she was like we were like filming each other. >> You didn't get back together? >> That's weird. >> that was Jesus putting you guys back together? >> [laughter] >> No, no, no, but but >> you made a wrong choice with Smack. >> Yeah. Maybe I can get Smack to get a cleft palate. But her cleft palate was completely gone. Like she had >> Oh, it's here like you ruined your face. What the ████ >> [laughter] >> Okay. >> But it was like completely like out of there. Yeah, I thought it was so interesting. >> Isn't it crazy how like I don't know. Let's say I was
6:47 like this girl's earless or something. But she's still >> What? >> like a eight. >> Uh-huh. Yeah. >> how some girls like there's this one picture that was going around. This girl's beautiful, right? But she only got one arm. But ████ gorgeous. And you're just like, "How does it feel to still be hotter than most of these girls out there, and you only got one arm, and you're still like, 'B████, [laughter] everybody still wants me.'" And it's like >> It's a flex, dude. >> It is. >> Yeah. >> That's the coolest ████ though. It's like, "Dude, like I'm in a wheelchair, and people want to ████ me." >> Well, it's also how you wear it, too, right? It's like you're confident about it. Is It makes a big difference. >> if you own it. >> Yeah, I remember cuz my my ex um the one chuchu ex I had, she um the first time we like like I got her
7:38 like naked. >> Woah. >> Had a two nipples on one nipple. >> What the hell? >> Damn. Would you like two-headed snake? What's up? >> [laughter] >> No, I just >> Wait, was there still one on the other side? Or they both moved over here? >> And then there's >> You know like the tip of your nipple is like a doot. >> Yeah. >> There was two on one. >> Oh ████ >> So it was like >> I mean she didn't tell you? You just had >> No, she didn't tell me at all. I just saw it like right in front of me and I was like, "Whoa." in my head, but then she was just like, "Oh yeah, there's a little bonus down there for you." >> Oh that's a nice way to put [laughter] that. >> That's tight. Yeah, and it never was an issue. >> I was like that's what chew chow chicks look like. >> That's >> [laughter] >> Stop. >> It's a chew chow trait. >> Is that a cultural thing? >> That's what chew chow >> No. >> CHEW CHOW. >> [laughter]
8:29 >> YEAH, BUT THE WAY THAT SHE OWNED IT, I WAS LIKE, "DUDE, that's freaking cool, you know?" >> That's so cool. >> And I'm I'm sure it takes a lot to get there with your own self. >> Hell yeah. >> If you can, like that's it >> You have like an advantage I feel like. >> I'd rather be a cleft palate earless eight than a >> Why two things? >> a like a regular average two. Like that would be way better. >> That's true. That's true. >> Right? >> So earless isn't the worst thing either. Ears is kind of overrated. >> Cuz like some guy >> No, you look like a great alien with a with no ears. >> You ever seen a guy whose like face is so big you can't even see his ears from the front? >> [laughter] >> Really? That's That's a big face. >> Yeah, there's people that have that. >> Big Herc is like that. Remember Big Herc? Black guy? >> You can't see his ears straight on. >> But you know like girls when they have uh long hair sometimes you don't even see the ears. >> Yeah, you could
9:19 >> Okay, but like let's say >> Yeah, but they have ears. >> But I wouldn't care if they didn't have it. Cuz you'd be like, "I don't even see them half the times anyway." For a girl, I think they could they could go they could pass without ears. >> Oh, but black guys got small ears too though. >> That's true. >> Oh yeah. Yeah, you can't see uh Herc's ears. You can barely see him. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, he's earless. >> Yeah, but he looks like a human boner. >> these pictures? >> With Look, like you can't even see his ears. >> Who is this? >> That's his friend. >> Oh, you can't even see his head. >> You can't even see him. [laughter] >> Yeah, well, there he is. Like, you can't You can barely see him from the front. >> Isn't that interesting? That's aerodynamic, actually. >> [laughter] >> But I I I think I think it's okay. Because there's so many other traits that make him the man.
10:09 >> [laughter] >> Yeah, I'm like >> Earless? >> I'll take a being albino, earless, cleft palate, but I'm still uh seven plus in attractiveness >> Mhm. >> over a fully everything like normal, but a three. >> Oh, okay. >> Cuz imagine, you have nothing that's like >> Yes, you're right. >> weird about you or whatever, but you're just ████ ugly. >> stuff like that's interesting. Like like if a girl had a like a scar like a mob boss. >> Yeah, it's still But she's still hot. Eye patch girl. You could have You could be a one-eye girl with a scar, >> Yeah. >> and you could have cleft palate, and guys will still want you versus a flawless skin ugly girl. >> [laughter]
11:02 >> So, it's really about >> flawless skin ugly girl. Okay. Right. >> I'd rather have a 10 with like vampire teeth >> [laughter] >> than like a a one or two and everything. >> A 10 with vampire teeth? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, well, vampire teeth is You ever watch Blade? All the chicks in there are hot. >> Yeah, vampire teeth is cool. >> Or if a girl with like 12 toes, but she's hot. >> Okay. >> You get bonus. >> [laughter] >> I'll take that. Three nipples, 12 toes, no ears, cleft palate. Vitiligo. All through that, she's still a 10. You can still be a Because I think what guys look at is the shape of the body. >> The shape >> And the face. And the the face, it's symmetrical. I saw this one girl, she looks like a
11:52 goldfish. And then later it's it's because she has like this condition, like when she was formed as a baby or something. But her eyes are here >> Insta- on the side? >> On the side, like a goldfish. >> Yeah. Oh, I've actually seen that before. >> Was she hot or no? >> So that's a >> She's not hot, but I'd hit it. >> That's a birth complication when they have that? >> Huh? >> Sorry, Hannah. Geez [laughter] Louise. >> If If I wouldn't want to, but I'm just saying if I have to. >> If you have to? Oh, wait, are you talking about an influencer chick? >> Yeah, she looks like a goldfish. >> Yeah, I know what you're talking about. There's this chick, yeah, she was on Yeah, she's attractive. But she's talking about how she has extra distance between her eyes because of some reason. And I was like, "Oh, yeah." >> She gets made fun of a lot, yeah. >> Yeah. >> But I'm just like I'd rather look like a
12:42 goldfish than some of the people I see at Walmart. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. >> That's what That's what I'm saying. There's nothing Like yeah, but there it attracts attention. You're People are like, "What the f███?" But she ain't going to have a hard time finding somebody to date. Like you will make fun of her, but she's going to have an easier time than >> than a two. >> It's also the fact that like let's say someone has a attention-catching feature. >> Yeah. >> And then you meet them, and they're cool. >> Yeah. >> They're like double cool. You know what I mean? Because you're like, "Wow, you you managed to not let this define like how you feel about yourself." I think that's where it's like you get credited. But yeah, you're right, if you're just a plain nothing unique about you, [laughter] and someone meets you, they'll just forget about you regardless. >> You know who are some of the plainest, ugliest people in the world? >> Oh god. >> I'm scared.
13:32 >> on ████ dollars. >> [cough and laughter] >> Our pres- our president? >> Like George Washington, Abraham Lin- those Thomas they're ████ ugly. You ever see >> [laughter] >> There's nothing wrong with them, but they're some of the ugliest ████ I've ever seen. >> Yeah, but they had different like hygiene and and and like like what do you call it grooming and be- be- beauty standards. >> I just remember as a kid I'm like >> I heard that fool had like wood teeth. >> They're not on there because they're models. >> I know, but I just didn't even Look at that ████ dude. This guy got a eggplant for a nose. >> [laughter] >> He look like Gonzo. Yeah. Like what the Look at this this fool got a bob. They got a BOB AND ████ >> [laughter] >> HE LOOKS LIKE A BLACK auntie's haircut. >> Beauty standards have changed, I believe.
14:22 >> And priorities. He probably had things better to do. >> I know. Yeah. >> And to stay alive? >> He's trying to create a country. >> Create a country. >> teeth, too. >> Ew. >> Man, if you saw He just looks ugly. >> Mhm. >> Do you think that he was attractive for his time? Do you think people thought he was attractive for his time? Do we know that? >> I don't know. I thought Pocahontas was hot. >> Wait, you the the real photo? >> Did you see the real one? >> The one in my imagination. >> She was very young. >> I thought she was hot when I was young. >> Uh-huh, okay. >> She's not young. She's probably like 340. >> Uh yeah, now. >> Yeah. >> Is there a Okay, here's a what >> Is it predatorial if you find someone your own age young? >> What? [laughter] >> Hot your young old your same young age. >> That's supposed to be an accurate depiction of what she >> Yeah. Look, she's hot.
15:12 >> Really? That's hot? >> Yeah, I think she's beautiful. I mean, the next picture not so much, but >> The left? She looks like she looks like a chihuahua in A DRESS. >> [laughter] >> SHE LOOKS LIKE A CHIHUAHUA IN A DRESS. >> THAT'S ONE OF THE BEST THINGS YOU'VE EVER SAID. She looks The girl on the right looks like she don't even wear underwear. That's hot. >> I thought you were going to say no makeup and you said no underwear instead. >> [laughter] >> No underwear. >> I don't think they had underwear. >> That's hot. >> That's what makes her hot. What's not in the picture? >> I know what she's up to. I don't know, man. The girl on the left look >> Bart has a pretty good imagination.
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