0:00 [Music] Welcome back to another episode of the careful. >> Hi. >> Dude, it's funny. >> So, uh, you you said it this morning. You saw my car. I got into a second car accident. >> Oh, dude. I can't I forgot. What the heck? >> How many car accidents do you have? >> Second with my Tesla. >> Asian driver. >> Your Tesla means you've had more. Well, yeah. In life, driver. >> Is this your second car accident with the Tesla itself? >> That's exactly what I just said in a different way. >> Sorry. >> Both were not my fault, though. So, like that's No. >> Did the insurance say that? >> Yeah, insurance says it. What the hell? Whose side are you on? Bonos. >> When am I going to come in here and be so insecure that I have to lie? >> It wasn't my fault.
0:51 >> It wasn't my fault both times. >> He doesn't want to be embarrassed around us of all people. >> Yeah, man. You had it on autopilot cuz cuz the Tesla Tesla has a dash cam and it like auto records in sentry mode and stuff like that and also whatever. But point is um what what had happened the first time just >> what happened was >> what had happened. Have you ever had the wim that >> you want him to do you so much? >> What says a dream that you you you you want him to do you so much that you Yeah. You can do anything. >> Yeah. >> All right. How? Tell us the story how you this went down. >> Just so you know, the very first one literally I got my car. I I wrapped it because I'm egotistical prick douchebag, right? I I got it wrapped cuz I really enjoyed it. This this color and then it's a nice color, right? >> I like the color. Yeah.
1:41 >> It's classy. >> You didn't finish it. You should have got wheels. >> Not if he's going to keep crashing. >> I'm never I guess I'm not any Don't go down that rabbit hole like us, man. >> That being said, uh within the within the year I got rear ended. Okay. >> But just some kid who didn't have insurance and I went through like what felt like a 3mon debacle just trying to get money back >> to fix something that was like not my fault >> cuz I rear ended you. >> Yeah. >> I had to replace the bumper but my wrap wasn't insured because I'm a stupid ego with this little douche. >> Can't you can't you just like say yeah it was insured. You can't >> that's so Chinese of you. Can you >> I think so. >> Okay. I'm going to start saying that. >> Dude, >> start saying it like you're going to keep getting accidents that aren't your fault. >> When people are experienced at making insurance claims, you know what they'll do? They'll be like, "Dude, they broke into my car." Like, what was in your
2:31 car? Dude, I have like three Rolexes in there, bro. >> Oh, >> and sometimes your insurance policy can cover possessions in the car, too. I don't know. That's what I heard right next to you like evidence. >> N. Let's ask Chad GBT how we can use insurance to the best of our ability to get us whatever claims we want to claim. >> Hey Chad GP, if I'm Chinese, >> if JK News needs new cameras. >> So So basically, I went through that and then I never wanted I didn't want to rewrap it cuz it just felt way stupider to spend more money to like fix the wrap. So I've just been like, "All right, ████ it. I'll just drive with like a different color bumper," which I hate, by the way. Like >> that's so embarrassing. >> It Thank you. Good thing you're married, dude. >> That's like having Crocs on with a suit. >> Oh, >> what the ████ dude? >> What a low blood.
3:22 >> I think he does that. >> ████ dude. >> With my fanny pack, apparently. >> Hey, >> I'm ████ wearing Crocs, so I could talk. >> Everybody knows that you're going to look crazy. Um, that being said, recently, maybe like a month and a half ago or something like that, I'm I'm in the studio uh parking lot. literally just a business complex parking lot. Uh, and >> is that right? >> Uh, of a dance studio I rehearsse at. Jesus. >> Is that right? >> And then I pull out of the parking lot and then I start I start driving towards the exit of the lot. Literally just that just goes to a side street. >> Okay. >> And then there's this I don't know if I'm allowed to show it, but there's so much. >> Show the boys. >> Why is it is an ongoing investigation? So you can't show evidence of a court case trial, >> which is not that big a deal. So I'm going to show it, right? >> Why can't you show it? What are you talking about? You already got a shirt, dude. >> Okay, so this is my dash cam footage. All right,
4:12 >> so notice how I I pull out of the lot. >> Yep. >> All right. >> Yo, that ████ looks like a JK office. >> I got no stop signs or anything like that for me. >> Just going straight. >> Wait. Wait. I'm just going straight to this car on the right. >> What the ████ bro? >> Why? >> Why didn't you see him, Anthony? >> Thank you. So, it's my fault. >> It does look like you hit him, too, though. >> Did he hit you or you hit him? I mean, he was in the wrong, but you I think >> cuz it looked like it looked like he was coming out for sure, but I was like, "You could have do this." >> But it looked like he could. >> Anony's just like, "You're not supposed to do that." >> Because it doesn't give you like a thing or something. >> It's my turn. >> I think it was just because I was uh going not that fast and I was just, you know, like I don't think it sensed like a real version of danger. Or maybe maybe Tesla's like, "No way. This idiot's going to >> And that guy had a stop sign or no,
5:03 >> he was parked." Yes. Oh, and then he started moving. That's his fault. Yeah, it's his fault. Yeah. >> So, so he's parked, right? But here's the thing that happens. >> You should have. >> So, we just hit >> Where's the audio? >> The car. >> We hit the corner of our cars. My front right corner. His front left corner. >> Sit down. Your front bumper doesn't match. >> No, it matches. No, no, no. It matches his rear bumper now. >> You got two. Hey, it looks like it's intentional now. >> That sucks, man. Sorry, dude. >> More. >> This is the funniest video of all day. This is the most entertaining video I've seen. >> The wiser were laughing cuz you showed us a video and it looks like you could have dodged it. >> Yeah, >> it does. >> It looked like it was like you had so much time to stop. >> He was definitely in the wrong, but like you kind of ████ up,
5:55 >> bro. >> It looked like >> This is why I don't want to show the video. It's detrimental to my taste. >> It look like this. It looked like this. At that speed. At that speed. >> I'm crying. I'm crying. >> That's why I'm surprised that the Tesla didn't give you a signal or something. I'm surprised, too. >> Let's Let's let Boss laugh it out real quick for another minute. Was that I wasn't expecting Bonos to jump on your back. Like, I was expecting this guy, but I wasn't expecting her. >> Bro, I was picturing like you're trying to make a left turn at an intersection and ████ just came boom. >> Yeah, I was expecting that. No, I wasn't picturing >> a small accident and it was in a parking lot. >> I wasn't picturing like 3 mph and how slow. >> See, it's it's funny that you say that because I'm like, "F███, this sucks,
6:46 right?" I get out the car and this 24year-old like Hispanic kid starts yelling at me. Whoa, he was your fault. You want me to call ████ ICE? No, he didn't say that to me >> cuz I that's happened to me before. >> That's crazy. Well, you look like an illegal. >> No, as soon as I got hit, this this Mexican guy was like, "You even have ████ insurance?" And I was like, >> "That's your stereotype, fool. What the ████ >> Why would you think you don't have insurance?" >> Oh ████ So he's he's like, "Why were you speeding?" Right. >> Oh, wa. >> I was like I was like, "Wo." And he's like, "Dude, if you were speeding, like if you if you weren't speeding, like you wouldn't see you would see me, right?" And I was like, >> "Bro, like, why did you come out of the parking spot?" Like, it looks like he wasn't even looking. He's like, he's like, "If you were going 5 miles an hour like you supposed to, we wouldn't find."
7:37 And I was like, "If I was going 5 m hour or if I was speeding, I was going this direction. Why would you come out if right?" And he keeps on yelling me. And then I finally like, "Dude, >> I got no emotions on this. Can we just trade information and get this thing done? >> Right? And then he takes like a second. He like walks away all mad and stuff. And he comes back. He's like, >> "Oh, my bad, dude. Like, I was just going on lunch and stuff, so I'm sorry about that. But yeah, let's change information." >> He beat him. >> His accent went away, too. >> Yeah. >> You beat him up. >> He lowered his guard. Now I'm good. >> He had a cholo accent. He talk regular English all of a sudden. >> But the second the second we like finally were like, "Okay, cool. >> Let's just change information." his coworker, this like older Asian dude, comes out. He's like, "Man, you can't be speeding out here." Starts yelling at me. >> Oh, >> in the car. >> He was in the car. >> I was I was No, he just walked from the work and he came out just started.
8:27 >> How did he know you were speeding? >> Dang. >> Hey, but if you're supposed you're in a parking space, you're supposed to yield to incoming traffic. So, it's your fault. >> That's the problem though because I understand this logic so clearly and then if I say it and then they don't accept it, I'm like, there's no I'm not going to argue. >> And you pull out your gun, dude. Right. >> It's not Vegas, dude. I like how they both have the same explanation. >> Yeah. So, the guy yells at me and I look at him and I'm like really trying to stay calm because what the ████ Why should I get angry, right? And then I look at this other dude and I look at him. I'm like, >> "Can you just let me talk to this guy?" >> Like, >> and then I just ignore him. And then we go back to talking. We exchange information, right? >> We think it's all cool. I'm like, "All right, cool. Like, we don't have to file police report. You're not injured, are you?" We take photos. We exchange stuff. I make sure I get his insurance. I I take everything. I record on my phone the time of Adriana's insurance
9:21 >> with a picture of the dog. >> Yeah, cuz I see those billboards everywhere with the German Shepherd. >> Just a photo of the billboard. And then uh and then I leave, right? So then as I'm and I'm supposed to go back to Vegas, so I actually had to duct tape ████ together. >> Oh god. >> Because I'm driving all the way back to Vegas. >> Looking real good. >> God damn. Bonos >> just burying him under more dirt. >> Nice car, ████ >> Wow. >> Next video we do, I'm just going to ask something terrible about her childhood. >> All right, that being said, I get in the car. I like give myself like 10 minutes to cool down because I had to duct tape some ████ together. I'm just kind of like over it. >> I even like texting. >> Wait, how did you have three different kinds of tape by the way? >> I only had two kinds of tape at that time and I taped it. >> You just had two kinds of tape in your
10:11 car? >> No. No, >> she's a huge fan of you. >> This story is scary. I just hurt you. >> Do you have an ex-boyfriend that looks exactly like me or something? What's going on? >> No. Ser honest question. Why do you have two different tapes? >> You're really funny right now. >> So, first of all, no. No. First of all, all right, let me give you ████ specifics since you're asking so politely. All right. I went back to the studio. All they had was uh they had duct tape and masking tape. I was like, "Masking tape's not going to hold. Give me your silver duct tape." So, I tape it with duct tape, right? But the problem is by the time I get back to Vegas, a lot of it's like still kind of like hanging off in a certain way. So, I want to reinforce it. But the only tape I have at home was a clear packaging tape. >> So, I put a little bit of that on to reinforce the problems. And then I drove. Okay. >> I drove to Home Depot in Vegas and I got the black duct tape. >> Stop. Stop talking about it, dude. She's
11:01 going to have a heart attack. >> ████ gray, black, and clear tape all over >> paint. >> It's a wrap. I don't care. I have to fix it anyway. They're going to rip off. >> Well, good thing you got that rap on there. >> Dude, is crazy. She's on fire right now. Stop telling your story. She's only getting stronger. >> She's only getting stronger. >> I didn't realize my story is going to last 12 minutes. >> Six of it is. >> Wait, wait, is that the end of it? >> Okay. So, so I I leave I leave the parking lot. I give myself like 10 minutes. I'm driving and I finally I'm like, "All right, cool. Let me call my insurance and let him know what's going on." >> Yeah. >> I'm like, "Hey, I want to file this claim." >> She's like, "What's the address?" I give her the address. She's like, "Oh, claim has just been filed for that." Yeah. Yeah. The guy said, "It's your fault." He said, "You were speeding."
11:51 >> ████ ████ >> And then I was like I was like, "Oh my god, this guy is ████ >> You think you have it on camera?" And then I send them the footage and then immediately [Laughter] >> there's not even a punchline. >> I think she's envisioning the the video that the guy's going to watch. >> About to talk ████ right now. That's what she's expecting in her brain. >> We need to have the video in here, though. But I send the video and then my insurance person calls you back after I email the video. It's like, "Yeah, it's not your fault." >> Yeah, because that's a very plain I think that takes precedence, isn't it? >> That's a black and white rule. >> You can't just go in, it's not your fault. Why'd you have three ████ tapes, by the way? Good thing you got a rap. >> Did she Did she say Did she say it wasn't your fault, but you could have done something?
12:42 >> You could have swerve a little bit.
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