0:05 Today the Careful Boys are remembering some of the in history and one of them [snorts] is an alltimer. Bro, have you guys seen this video before? >> This is >> Oh, she's a classic. >> Cindy Crawford. >> Not even Kobe could stay locked in. >> Oh my god. >> Check this out, dude. >> Usual name. Kobe. And uh I know what it means, but maybe a lot of people don't. >> Yeah, it means tend to me. Tender meat. Tender young. Does it mean tender young meat? What did you have? It's from >> No, dribble back. >> But wait, do you want to dribble before you shoot? >> I like to [laughter] but no. I don't know. >> Damn, she's playing. >> TV.
0:55 >> You're under TV show. >> Okay, you're fine. oneonone >> cuz normally when I play they triple team me. >> The '9s were so ████ sick. Insane, dude. >> What year is this? Is this still the >> 97? >> The '90s were so ████ sick, bro. >> It's what we grew up on, baby. >> Dude, >> we are what we are. >> The '9s were so ████ >> back then, too. And this is like at her zenith, and she's absolutely trying to chug on Kobe's dick. But it's it's pretty cool that like even though she was like this mega supermodel just like how she carries herself conversationally is really impressive. >> I agree. >> Yeah. She's not an airhead for sure. >> No, it doesn't sound like a beauty pageant lady, >> right? She's not like uh what do I say next? Like she's >> I want peace. [laughter] >> Yeah, >> dude. That's fun. What? That freaking 90s, bro. >> Right, dude. The Black Mama. Do you
1:46 think they smashed after this? >> A thousand%. >> Yeah. >> Right. given his like smash ability rate. >> I'll write a fanfic about it. >> I heard he smashed whether you wanted it to or not. >> That's what That's what I heard. >> Well, that's his go. That's his go. >> That's what I heard. >> He got He got signed what? 96. He got drafted 96. >> I don't know. Was it 96? I think I don't know. >> Rookie of the year. >> Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. >> Why does that change what you're about to say? >> Yeah. >> Are you just an old lady right now being like, I think we lived in Louisiana. No, we lived in Dayton. We lived in Dayton. No, he got drafted 96. So if this is 97, that means that she was like she was like getting hologram Charizard Pokemon cards before they were the ████ She was investing in like the rookie tops like ████ Kobe card and and so if she smashed this this night >> then she was ahead of the curve beyond
2:36 so many things. >> Yeah, true. >> It's invest it's investing in that. She saw potential >> which but also Kobe was a hot commodity coming in to the NBA. Yeah, but then he wasn't the Kobe Bryant. He was just like the rookie. He's like, "Oh, the rookie by by the great team, too." So, >> yeah. >> By the Hornets. >> But is [snorts] it more impressive to be coming in when you when you have a foresight of somebody that's great or when you hit the one >> that's like Prince with Carmen Electra, dude. >> Bro, >> that's the that's the you know Carmen Electra. >> She used to sleep with her makeup on cuz she was so intimidated by Prince. >> Wow. Isn't that crazy? And she's Carmen ████ Electra, dude. >> It blows my mind how a dude with high heels and a ruffled shirt can make a woman feels like a beautiful woman feel like intimidated. >> Well, that's why Dennis Rodney makes
3:27 sense. >> It's because he he's like, "Look, I can suck my own dick, so I don't need you necessarily." And she's like, "Damn, that's power." >> He always makes people bathe in the waters of Lake Minnetonka and ████ It's [laughter] like, >> it's facts. >> He's a Minnesota king. Minnesota king. Yeah, >> he has what's that called? The the compound over there. The that big building over there. >> The Purple Center. >> Purple Center. Probably. Probably. >> But it's crazy to think about >> so plain of a name for Prince. >> Imagine being Carmen Electric in the '90s and you're nervous around a man. It's crazy to me. >> Yeah. >> Greatness. So, what what are we actually talking about? >> We're talking about Have you ever ████ a cheerleader? >> Oh. >> Oh my god, bro. That's ████ nuts. >> [laughter] >> Uh, >> I have it. >> Does it count if I dated a girl in
4:18 junior high that was the cheerleader? >> Yeah, >> then I did. But I did it. I didn't ████ her though. >> But but junior high I think is like if you kissed or that's a hug. That's ████ >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. That's true. [gasps] >> My first girlfriend in high school in in my high school, not my first girlfriend, but the first girlfriend I dated in my high school was the cheerleader. >> Hell yeah. But nothing after that, huh? >> I wasn't cool enough. I was a drama kid, so the cheerleaders didn't like me. >> That's cool. >> That's cool, though. >> Like, what are you, a musical? >> No, there's some cheerleaders that like drama kids. >> You think? >> Yeah. They're the guys that hold the girls up. >> Oh, yeah. Those those guys don't ever get with them, though. Come on. >> The Chappelle Lacy's. [laughter] >> Let's bring it back to the '9s, huh? >> Got them, man. I'm in. >> The '90s were a good time. Did you guys see that uh what was the the '90s TV show that they were talking about? And it's like it suddenly got popular again
5:08 on like Twitter and stuff about how they would be on a radio station and they would have these girls come in hot bodies, but they had bags over their head. >> Oh god, that's Howard Stern. >> Yeah, that's Howard Stern. >> That's Howard Stern. >> That was great. >> Oh yeah, we have to watch that. >> Like a butterface competition. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> They would like take them [laughter] off. They reveal it and THEN PEOPLE GO, "OH, >> BUT THERE THERE WAS THAT one going around. That girl was pretty cute." >> Uh maybe to today's standards. >> Looks bad to me. I don't know. Maybe >> I think like when you're when you're like >> Yeah, this one. Bro, >> just the idea of that TV show today. >> Well, it was like a Yeah, it's just like a I mean that's very on brand for everything Stern did back then though. >> When you said today's standards, do you think like girls just got ugly? >> I think today's No, no, no, no. I think today's standard of like having to not MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE. >> OH, LIKE BACK THEN THAT WAS LIKE there was no repercussion whatsoever. So
5:58 people are more likely to be like >> that's so funny. Yeah, I don't think she's ████ busting. >> That's fine. >> She's not a butterface. >> Yeah, it's just she's upset that she's supposed to be No, she's fine. >> Okay, maybe. But still. Okay, [laughter] maybe. >> What? >> What? ████ That That guy act like he could do better. >> Yeah, I know. >> What the hell? >> That's what I mean. It's ████ >> crazy. >> Stupid 90s ████ [music] Okay. If >> I would eat that chick's butthole. >> It's like Y2K ████ right? >> No, but like if any of my friends were were dating her, right? I wouldn't She's not make fun of like you you can't it's not worthy of it. >> She's not a lot of barf bags. >> I mean, COME ON. THAT GUY
6:49 >> so performative. >> We've seen worse is what I'm saying. >> Where it's >> We've dated worse >> probably. Yeah. >> Yeah. But I think >> Go to Walmart, bro. >> Mob mentality when you all go to an event like >> Yeah. If you go to a event called like bag ladies or whatever. >> Exactly. It's it's more fun. >> Yeah. Exactly. It's like come on, dude. >> Yeah. You're getting with the program if you're going ew. Like everyone's going ew. >> It's for entertainment >> and you know they're going to cut to you if you're doing that. >> Yeah. Exactly. Like you got gagging. >> Do you think she was tricked into the like cuz what was the contract though? >> She definitely knew what was up. >> But that's crazy. Be like, "Hey, you're ugly as hell." >> Dude, people back then couldn't ████ film themselves. They had to go on shows. >> Oh, I remember Howard Stern's hardcore. They had a micro penis one. What? >> Yeah. >> Everyone with a micro penis would come down and they would show the dick. >> Oh my. >> Yeah. >> Did they have the bag over their face or they were just there about it?
7:39 >> They were there. Yeah. >> The raw dog did. >> They signed they shot they they came to show it >> and like why >> like why would you? >> That's entertainment back then. >> Probably like uh just Yeah. Like just to be like I was on TV. >> Wait. Hella chicks without makeup. It's like that's what that chick was. She's just a chick without makeup on. >> Yeah. She looks fine. Like I just don't get that >> because of the bag, >> right? And she's under the bag for like 30 minutes probably. [laughter] >> Shut up. >> But yeah. No, you're right. She doesn't look bad. But then like and her body was hella banging. >> That's why it's the butterface show, right? >> But it's not that's not a Butterface to me. I think that's that's not fair cuz they didn't let her. >> So it has to be more of a contrast. Super ████ hot body and the face has to look like a garboard. >> You look like a dude in the face or something. Butterface people like are not aware or they can't accept that.
8:29 >> Well, how about this? Take this into consideration, right? >> Maybe because she's mid about it, she's like, "Man, >> your body's that hot and your face looks like a man's." That's tough. That's tough to get over. That's all I'm saying. >> Think about this though, like it's also relative to the idols of that time. Like, who was the beauty standard, right? Like, >> like her Cindy Crawford, >> it was Pam Anderson, it was Carmen Electra, right? >> Yeah. So I the ghost maybe maybe there's a butterface >> I He's right. >> I know what you're saying >> because they didn't give the platform to nonh hot people back then. Remember like everyone they controlled it better. Now it's like everyone's it's fairness. >> Yeah. Nowadays it's like super inclusive. >> We're used to different people. >> It's cuz of Dove commercials, bro. Dove commercials ████ it all up. >> It was strict back then. Yeah. >> We used to have hot ████ in every commercial. Now we got Dove commercials and ████ But objectively, even if Carmela Electra, Sydney Gra was like the
9:21 But you look at her objectively, she her eyes is not ████ all twisted. >> No. Yeah. They're not. >> Her nose is not crazy. >> But if I was 13 and I was watching that, I I would just be an idiot and go, "Ew." Like, I just would get with it. You know what I mean? >> It's different. The mom mentality >> because you're a kid, you're thinking of Sydney Crawford. That's your You're basing everything on Sydney Crawford. You're like, >> but then but then you're 13-year-old, but you you have classmates and you're like, "This is not Sydney Crawford. This is some ████ weird thing." [laughter] >> Yeah. No, >> I think you nailed it where like normal people weren't worthy of being on TV back then. Like you were either extremely hot and if you were normal looking, you're a comedic like >> foil >> and you're not just you're not getting social media shoved down your ████ throat every day where you see just everything. >> The only thing that you you see in media is perfection. >> Yeah, it was control. [snorts] >> Yeah. So then when you see an average person, you're like, >> "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS BUTTERFACED B████." AND IT'S like she's
10:13 >> Denise Milani. Denise Milani. You freaking remember Denise Milani. >> What's that Arab? >> She was so hot. >> Put up Denise Milani. I haven't heard that name. I haven't heard that name in so long. >> Well, you just reminded me cuz what you >> No. Den Denise Richards. >> That's And I was like, dude, that was the other ████ >> Dude, this absolute ████ ████ right here, brother. I got you, boys. [laughter] >> Look at this ████ >> Yeah, dude. And she wasn't even like like she wasn't mainstream famous either. >> She has a lot of talent >> like in all the >> FHM magazines and ████ like that like Max F. >> If you know you know two Y2K thing. Yeah. >> So do you have to have like F cups to be a part of FHM? >> In my opinion. [laughter] >> But yeah, she's a Czech model apparent. I didn't know she's check. That's crazy
11:03 to me. >> Yeah. The standards back then were just consistent. >> It's not that they were like higher. It's that they were consistent. Nowadays, we just have a like you like Cynthia Arivo was man of the year on GQ or whatever. >> Yeah. >> You know, like >> when did it change? Because for me like I knew that it was fantasy >> man of the year. >> No, like for for hot people, right? Cuz I'm like >> cover of the magazine. >> If we're going to pay money, don't you want to see things that's extraordinary and not normal. But then now people want to see normal. And I don't know why. >> I don't think that we want to see normal. I think it's sort of like how we were talking about yesterday where like if you go into restaurants now, they're they're not even unique. It's all the same kind of ridiculous like corporatism thing. >> Yeah. >> So, I think we're just being like inundated with that kind of mentality. >> It's all being streamlined. Whatever's the cheapest way to do it. >> So, I just think that this whole like if
11:54 you go to Target now, you see hot ████ all over the wall wearing bikinis and ████ like that and wearing bras and wearing panties and when you're 13 years old, you're like that's absolutely sick, right? [snorts] >> But now it's like regular ass ████ all over the place. That's true. >> But then at the same time, Victoria Secrets will throw their fashion show, be overly inclusive, and then it fails. And then >> and they had to bring it all back now. >> And now they come back. And now it's >> And they had to The best part is they had to announce the hotties are coming back. >> Yeah. >> By the way, you saw the fugos. That didn't work out. >> Guess what? We're bringing the hotties back. It's like, whoa. [laughter] >> Boy, you probably just can't afford to fail anymore. >> It's so funny. >> Like Jaguar probably freaking regrets that entire debacle. >> Oh, they you know they do. They fired the cat. >> Yeah, >> they have to eat it.
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