0:00 the fall that they they ordered there was gnats in it so it wasn't how many it was like covered whoa it was really bad cover yeah [Music] so Colleen is allergic to Nick's ears I am really it's a weird story she's just doing that to hurt my feelings she looks at it and vomits they're a little hurt all right how does that how does that is that from sparring and stuff it's from uh just being bad at fighting that's what it's from it's from aggressive cuddling it's from grappling again here but also too you have to have a certain type of ear for it to like really flare up why because people grab it no it's just like rubbing like forearms it's on the mat people are headlocking you I get nugget a lot you know excessive ear sucking from his wife oh I wish I wish
0:51 she won't even touch these it's a whole mouthful yeah dude mouthful is a good way to say it yeah so in less important news uh you guys ever find ████ that's in your food like when you buy food and there's like a hair in it oh yeah all the time you know what you do you pull the hair out and you finish your meals yeah exactly right obviously it's gross but then you just go all right wait the pen I pretend it's my hair yeah yeah if it's if it's from a restaurant I eat it yeah if I open ████ Honey Bunches of Oats and there's pubes in there I'm not gonna fish yeah that's that's true if it's curly or if it's like more than three is the power I think you're picking one out and you go oh and you go oh Dad that's too much man yeah but you're still accepting it yeah dude I think I might be a little sketched out by two one is like okay
1:42 you'll be sketched out but you might continue the meal all right imagine at the beginning of your meal you take like six bites right and then you ████ find two of them two back to back that's hurtful yeah I feel that but what happens if you find pennies in your chicken nugget oh lucky day that is lucky in the middle of it like you bite it and you're like oh some money so money that is a lucky day though I'd rather find money than hair pennies inside of a chicken is this one of those stories where like the person put it in them themselves and then they try to soothe in a chicken nugget I mean odd people do some crazy stuff like the finger and the chili yeah what's the finger in the chili the Wendy's story yeah I hippie trying to make a buck it's like stick it in there like I'm assuming people do weird stuff wait a finger in it like a ████ human finger human finger and a chili It's like a tip of a
2:33 finger or something correct oh that's totally different and then it was like it was like her husband's or something yeah it turned out to be like they planted it wait Did they answer the question of how she had her husband's finger off of his hand okay we're not gonna talk about it maybe maybe it was loose already I'm talking about pennies yeah it might have been loose it might have been and they're like well you know it's already loose let's make use of this yeah the husband was in bad shape he was just falling apart okay okay well this Potato Head was was her husband yeah yeah this happened out of McDonald's in Ohio okay in Jefferson County just Ohio relate to that there was a family that was doing you know their regular McDonald's run goes and gets some chicken nuggets for their kids so it's different right when it's for your kids because then you ████ actually care on a totally different level that's true and uh this kid uh opens up this ████ chicken nuggets and there's pennies literally three pennies inside of a nugget which means
3:23 that's jackpot local McDonald's also said that it wasn't a local chain issue it had to be a manufacturer's situation yeah because it's in the Nuggets yeah it's like fried inside it's like fried they don't make chicken nuggets at McDonald's they just fry it they just heat it up yep interesting whoa what do you do when you find pennies in there if it I would get pissed if it's a child because I know that children are so stupid they would probably swallow it yeah that's fair right but if it's an adult it's like money you could pay the bills you should be happy you got you got a three second discount people without chicken nuggets like without chewing it though somebody out there has got to do it that's how I eat my chicken well I'm sure somebody out there is definitely putting the whole nugget in yeah yeah I'm pretty bougie now when I was younger I don't think I really gave a ████ about too much like if I got a hot bowl of pho
4:15 and there was a fly in it I'm like oh the the heat would just burn the whatever but now like let's say if I'm like now if like if I ordered something it's because I wanted it so I'd be like oh um can you put more ice in this or like I'm way more bougie than I was before yeah but if you got that same Bowl right now and there was a fly in it I still feel like you might be like ah and you take the fly and you I I went to a I went to a fun place but that's because it's hot enough and I don't care but even if it's like if I get a burger and I'm like man that ain't enough cheese I'll be like can you put more I don't care about the hair but I want more cheese on this one okay but you found three pennies in Tyga's nuggets what do you do honestly if I was in a rush I'd like just don't eat this one yeah and then eat the rest and then let's get out of here I went to a pho place one time with
5:05 my mom and the fall that they they ordered there was gnats in it so it wasn't how many it was like covered whoa it was really bad cover yeah it was covered in that stuff like the same amount but when you like black pepper yeah because it's so small yeah yeah oh they're just like protein yeah we left oh just straight left yeah like no we we let them know and then we left did you pay the bill no no way right you're like dude look at this ████ that's pretty wild though we didn't eat it though so it's like oh it just came out they go here you go yeah it's super special oh dude that's kind of dumb on their part that they can't even it was crazy it was like a few years ago I love that none of us would even remotely think like lawsuit yeah are they suing them I mean that I feel like
5:55 that's like the normal thing that people usually think about right they're like oh perfect like big like what people but like what people just every people I feel like everyone says Americans Americans American people yeah I feel like everyone says it but they don't actually do nah dude what the ████ that's it you're gonna take it out and still eat it yeah yeah that's how we get down I think I don't know it depends on how busy I am and how hungry I am because there'll be days where I'm just like man I haven't ate in this this many hours I'm here the food's in front of my face if I complain now they're gonna take this back fix it that's another 30 minutes yeah I need to get the ████ out of here I have come I'll eat around it and I go ████ this place yeah and I leave I've complained with a hair and a pasta one time because the hair was super long so it's so clearly not mine yeah and it's like maybe there was just a different feeling from when you like
6:45 pull like a small hair out and like put away versus like you're pulling it and it's like pulling out the pasta and stuff is stuck to it you're like damn and the waitress walks by and you're like I'll send that back so if I go to a nice Italian place because I'm going there for a specific feeling I'm trying to achieve that's different yeah versus a bowl of pho that I'm like this Grandma barely came here yesterday for real I don't want to ruin her life it's time and place but then even when they do that too it's like you give it to them and you're like hey they like fix the food but then they don't like necessarily contacted like we count your diet coke we're like oh my God thank you it's like weird like that is ████ up that's weird because they usually will be like we'll bring one right out that's that's the best customer service though you know plus it doesn't even affect their like pay so I don't know why it's like yeah why don't they just swap it dingy yeah it might be bad management that get on their case for their like why did you
7:36 why did you like waste food and ████ and then they're just like oh my God I don't know man if you got a ████ hair cut the whole thing and wouldn't you go back standard chilling length of hair wouldn't you go back to a restaurant suit if you found a hair in your pasta and they were very apologetic and they were like oh my God they're sorry yeah they take care of you they hook you up weren't you aren't you gonna be more likely to go back to that restaurant than if they were like it's just it's not even that big of a hair like if they did that you'd be like I think anybody's ever come on it's ████ I can't wait for that to happen I've never gotten comps actually for the hair thing though really yeah because I feel like maybe with like a lot of people do it and I feel like you gotta ask for it bro how long how long was the hair and did it look exactly like yours I don't know because if I'm a waiter I'm looking at the hair and I'm like looking at your head just real quick just like like you know ████ do comparison yeah and then
8:27 I'd be like okay that's ████ up wouldn't you feel judged if a waiter was like what if they were like [Laughter] leave it there got parmesan in here we've got treatment they put it back on top oh no dude Joe's coming in and the same exact pair it's like that long it's black and none of my ████ kitchen staff has long hair then maybe yeah we wear hair nets but it's like what kind of scene do you want to make all kitchen stuff come out real quick everybody everybody out we want to apologize to this guy with the long hair everyone's just straight bald though there are garbage people out there though that do plant ████ yeah yeah like
9:17 they'll be like look at this Cricket it's like man look at this Cricket that she doesn't even exist here in La like that species isn't even from here you know just green Interstate species in order to right it's like you bought that ████ on Amazon the candy Cricket yeah like I said did they sue did they not Sue they didn't this lady did not Sue she just said though that she wanted to make sure that there was a public report about it so that they can Warn and take care of all the children in the area that might be thinking about getting chicken nuggets because dude if your kid is swallowing chicken nuggets whole you gotta get a new kid they got a big mouth for a kid I got you kid throw out the kid not the kid bro that's a defect that's what I mean McDonald's is also one of those like ████ franchises though that if like they ████ up one of my meals in a horrid way I'm still gonna eat McDonald's it doesn't matter they're so good because the feeling of the
10:07 McDonald's satisfaction is so high that if it gets ████ up the goal is to achieve that yeah it's like trying to come you're like I don't really give a ████ what happened I need to come I didn't I couldn't come today I need to come tomorrow yeah yeah yeah ha [Music]
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