0:00 it was guys like me who looked at and go oo hey they're going to off in front of us let's go could you could [Music] you have you guys been to any like super crazy weird abstract or Niche shows before maybe even makes you uncomfortable like uh circus solle like that no makes you uncomfortable when the guys are holding each other and they're Standing On Top that makes me little no the Tiana donkey show oh like that I've been to some drag shows that make me uncomfortable what makes you what makes uncomfortable like what whenever they get like way too sexual with their jokes towards people in the crowd like like when they do crowd work that's their version of crowd work yeah lots of drag queens love to try to do like crowd work with like whatever straight man they can
0:51 find in the crowd and try to make him feel like uncomfortable what do they do they make a motorboat them or something it might be like something like that or trying to like convince them that they're more into drag queens than their wife that through with or something that's kind of thing the only thing that makes me uncomfortable about drag shows is the lack of talent in a lot of them ooh sick yeah that is the difference like there's a huge separate yeah there's a big like there's some drag shows that they're really good at something and then some that just use it as a oh I'm going to be entertaining but you don't have a skill yeah you're like you're just a the same thing happens in Burlesque like there's there's burlesque people that are really good and they can capture that like Essence and then and then there's some that are just like they just wear the you're forced to appreciate appr this it's like that's not fair for uh for my friend's uh bachelor party right like it was a burlesque show in Hollywood and I was thinking oo like Mulan Rouge you know
1:42 and I got we got there and it was like if you can imagine the Walmart version of people that are doing burlesque because they want to feel hot but it's they're not hot like you're helping them it was like the ugliest ████ dude like it was like you couldn't make it to a real burlesque show so you're doing this trying to be sexy and the whole time I wanted to vomit that's what I think the misconception is it's like you that art form like there's a tantalizing kind of like or a comedy to it but you it's not just a pass to put on put garter belts on construction equipment like that's not sexy yeah that's I was like dude and then the best one was like a gay dude that was bit Yeah cuz it looked like he
2:32 was really like it's normally supposed to be hard to do an artist about it right and but then obviously I'm not enjoying it that much cuz I want to see a hot girl that's fit or you want to see somebody that's like doing something good or someone who knows how to dance like yeah they weren't doing anything it was just a fat girl lingerie or like a old lady and then it was like and I'm like what the ████ dude and everyone's in the crowd going yay and I was like seriously dude come on I think there's like a side to that where it's just like on the amateur side they're celebrating their body confidence I guess at the end of the day but it's not like for the actual art of being a good at burlesque I think that's the only uncomfortable part well I thought I think we got duped right cuz we thought it was going to be like oh ████ burles KN and then you have an idea going in
3:24 imagine if you were like hey I'm going to Chi and Dales and you go in there a bunch of fat ████ dude that's funny though that is hilarious it was funny if they're being funny that's cool it was funny right but but if they're actually trying to turn you on and like they're trying like like come on man they're like putting ABS up in your face exactly and then you got rolls and he ████ lifting a titty and putting it in your face and ████ and you're like bro that's not what I came here for cuz there is a for burlesque there is a Charisma aspect where like even if like yeah she's supposed to be fat but she's hilarious like there's a thing that's like no it was nothing it was just it was like they woke up one day you can't just be out of shape like that doesn't make sense you got to be able to command the stage a little bit like I woke up one day to be hot but it's a big facade like everyone's playing into this ████ weird yeah I
4:15 don't like it I don't like it at all so uh in STO guard there is a particular choreographer or artist named Florentina holding her uh she is 38 she's known for freeing performances that blur the line between dance theater and Vaudeville her all female cast typically performs partially or fully naked and previous shows have included live sword swallowing tattooing masturbation live tattooing masturbation and action paintings with blood and excitement and stuff like that sounds pretty you probably don't want to add all those to together on the same yeah it's a pretty wide variety well she uh put out a new show uh called Santa or whatever uh it's being criticized right now because 18 people who over two days uh eight on the
5:05 first day and 10 on the second day are now treated for severe nausea and uh have left because they were throwing up or not feeling well and went to the hospital after witnessing this type of show oh from watching it just from watching cuz that's what I felt like at the burlesque show I wanted to vom why they end up at this show like don't was it not advertised as being like it was guys like me who looked at it go oo hey they're going to jack off in front of us let's go could you could you I just didn't read the rest could you watch a show like this do you think well I what would have popped out to me is wait there's live masturbation I never seen that ████ before you never seen that I don't think I've seen that in a show setting not in a formal setting at a on a stage a blood painting that's ████
5:55 gross see even in an interview this artiste uh one said good technique and dance to me is not just someone who can do a perfect tendue but also someone who can urinate on Q hey I mean if it's a shock Opera then that's what that's what you're dude I couldn't piss on Q just give me a hell of water three two I I just PE imine start like Dam ger now that's a show do you guys know about the legend GG Allen no no he's he's like a metal artist from back in the day that used to um he was just berserk totally nuts guy but his metal shows If you ever see videos of him this fool will literally take a diarrhea on stage and then like get a girl from the audience grab her by her hair drag her to the ████ and wipe it on
6:47 her this is real that's metal bro is that legal to do sh rub the ████ on himself run into the crowd and just sign waivers before you go into the show psychotic but people they would go to his shows cuz they like that's what my friend did to his little sister's uh dolls he diar on her doll he would rub it and dog ████ in front of her oh you remember you mentioned that to get to get a reaction and I was like that is some ████ up ████ but the way she got mad was so funny is like one of those things where it's like okay now I know why you do it yeah cuz she would hyperventilate that's pretty funny yeah and then I was like oh my God I never seen someone react like this before do it again do it again hide all the paperbacks what do you think the line is I was in like third grade huh what do you think the line is at for art when it just becomes like shock ████ and
7:39 it's not art anymore to me what's the difference between that and a ████ Thailand ████ pong show well I think for example if there's like I like that like for example I I went to see a show in Amsterdam and they they shoot out ping pongs out of their vaginas type stuff they copied it from the thae girls sure yeah how many can they do though but the difference is it wasn't just a matter of like quantity and the fact that it happens it was like it would happen like on musical queue yeah that's cool and then to me I'm like okay still got an artistic you know value to this yeah so I think I think that's where it comes down to so like if something is shock value but like it worked it was like the lighting happened at the right time andic thought it's like okay that's still theatrical yeah but if I ████ if if we're farting like as a
8:29 fart Musical like that's still art right but it's still yeah if if it's on key if it's on key that's a that would be incredible to see somebody fart a song on like and it's one guy I'd be more impressed if it was like five guys and they all did a different note yeah see that's cool that would be insane Barber Shop Acappella whatever quartet you saw you saw a show where girls were shooting ping pongs out of their vagina yeah in Amsterdam so my question is how many thanks for the do they load it up in front of you or they just have them pre-loaded and how many they load it up at home no seriously they do right and how many could they they load it up in front of you it all culminates to a live sex show at the end and and the stage turned so like at the very end it turned and there was a bed there and there was a guy and a girl going how how many did they shoot out of their vaginas what my question if you need to know I was C I'm really curious
9:19 I honestly think it was like four wow that's a lot like just because someone's doing that in black and white film does that make it art no no that's what this feels like to me when it's just a when they do shock ████ and they try to pass it off his art it's like you're jackass but you're just like freaking using different music if you diary on stage and you you drag a girl through it that that was metal though that wasn't this this is trying to be high AR that should be you they should all be arrested is not it's like hard to say right because like if it's provocative sure there's a demographic for it and yeah and also she's doing it like it's her career she people know who she is and she go people go to their shows it's like same thing right it just reminds you of those dancers that like you know like they're doing like a video and then the slow pan out and they're about to start and they're feeling it so hard and it looks so emotional and then
10:09 they suck you know what I mean you know what I'm talking about and then they're not good it's like no you don't get to have the package of you don't you almost don't you're almost not allowed to have feelings yet you still have to get good at the thing you know like cuz it's performative yeah exactly it reminds me of that it's like hey you're doing things out of order man yeah yeah yeah like you still got to get good at it
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