0:00 yeah so what happens is like let's say you're sitting on a couch watching TV and then she comes in he's like oh you don't have to get up and she cleans and her boobs go like this oh has anybody here ever hired a topless maid no yeah you know I have I know you have yeah I have it I regret not doing it are they still available they so there is a Tampa Florida woman who makes 300 an hour as the topless made wow dang that's crazy 300 an hour that is way more than we spent what did you guys spend it was definitely two digits I was gonna really yeah I didn't did she did she actually clean no that's me yeah well no she didn't she tried aren't you supposed to hire her and then like tip yeah wall that's what that's where you
0:51 make the money yeah but you just wanted her to clean I mean even the van the pink Van around Hollywood tells you it's like 90 bucks or something oh wow that's just to get them too that's to get them to park the van yeah in front of you or away from your building that's what we were worried about we're like are they gonna come in that pink van and just park it in front of now if I was a prostitute I'd be pissed at you what because I'll be like I came to suck some dick I'm not here to ████ clean your she was pissed oh wait did but they they're prostitutes I always want not always but I think it's fair to say that somewhere open so it's fair to say that they're all ████ kind of it's fair to say they're not going to heaven yeah well that depends on your definition baby you know my version of Heaven could be a little bit different 900 an hour is it's that's great and she and she's getting a lot of business right she's doing sometimes five houses in a day
1:42 whoa 300 an hour plus I mean she is definitely not cleaning hours in a day five thousand a day and are these small houses what's that small houses it doesn't say even cleaners can't do five hours yeah I did she dude she's making so much bank that she actually employs a security guard who Waits outside in the car there's another word business what would be his name we're gonna hear her break it down oh nice Straight From the Source oh she's topless right now today I cleaned five houses and I charged 300. and I also have a security guy that sits in the car outside and waits for me I wouldn't pay for that where is this
2:33 they gave me a hundred and fifty dollar tip I just want to say it's not required to tip but majority of the houses that I clean they do too second house 300 for the hour and they gave me a 120 tip third house 300 for the hour and they gave me a nice 150. can't believe this is on ESPN 300 for the hour and ten dollars tip of 200. hey Steve you've been looking at Boots recently or what you know you know what's really interesting it is everyone's tipping 50 which means there's a there's an added service what do you think there is you don't think she's she's probably getting in between like the grout and the tiles she's actually doing a really good job she either is like Primo yeah cleaner
3:26 maybe I would pay maybe I would pay 300 because like if you think about it right like sometimes these they come in teams of like six people and they take like seven hours and you're like what the ████ are you doing bro if she could do this in one hour but is she really cleaning these joints in one she must be she says she's deep cleaning yeah dude I don't think so oh she's deep cleaning for sure I mean I mean she could yeah I think I have this I have it all wrong like I I thought that she would just be in a French maid outfit she's not she's just she's actually oh she is funny because she's literally in a French ████ yeah what do you think well how come she didn't do that in the video she was explaining it she was explaining it well I thought she would wear that every day yeah here she is right I thought that was her day yeah that I want to get into how did the French maid
4:16 outfit become like the quintessential made outfit do other countries have made outfits I think everyone wants to ████ their maid kind of right yeah but how did the French one become like the sex scene made because French were very stylish by the sexiest one yeah yeah they probably have the cool stuff I think what does an Indian maid wear a sorry she's already her stomach is already and there you go she's already halfway there this has got buttons and like lace you probably gotta untie it it's cute the sorry is literally just unwrapped you're not a fan of the French maid outfit no I'm just curious how that became post French Revolution you think it's played out because pre-frame Revolution was pretty like no pretty like how many people have French mates other than the French if you're rich maybe we're not Aristocrats so we would exactly yeah if you're rich you you get a French maid
5:07 what's the common mate you get a British Butler I think they clean their own house like we ain't Bruce Wayne here yeah cool for 300 an hour maybe she's wearing ████ Frenchman outfit yeah she's definitely not fully cleaning any houses you don't think so no way because then if it's per hour oh so this is ████ she's pouring like fake milk into her fake chai that's what she's doing what if she's just cleaning really small houses like the cleaning is just a task that they do while you watch it's like it's a thing where they it's like dancing it's a show yeah it's a show yeah but in dancing you actually dance are they actually like cleaning yeah so what happens is like let's say you're sitting on a couch watching TV and then she comes in he's like oh you don't have to get up and she cleans and her boobs go like this oh Joe is in dude can you do that again that was a great
5:58 impression you know what I mean she saw the specificity he was like so what happens she gets really close and then I felt her left breast just graze against my eyelash he's like watching TV and he gets smashing his face he's like please get get up I can't I can't see Stephen A Smith get out of my face and then he's like drinking his soda and he's like oh ████ I spilled it and can you clean it and so she goes in front of him she makes a mess and then cleans it now dude what kind of porn are you watching and then and then and then he's sipping his coffee and he goes oh no and she goes I got it and then she takes off his clothes and then starts sucking his dick because it needs to be clean yeah no she's you mean she's sucking the coffee off of his dick oh yeah that's true it says here she uses Ajax on pots porcelain bathroom fixtures it's all normal ████ I wonder if I wonder if that's just a really good version of
6:50 that service because in in our experience for the one in La it's very rigid what happened well they they she came in and she's very like she doesn't act sexy she's just like okay it's gonna be this much Hollywood baby if anybody else comes around and sees me besides you extra 60 per person like no it's per person watching her do it that's lame yeah it is very lame and it's like a and I think obviously the object of the um of the objective of her coming over is that you want to do more stuff so you're willing to tip for this amount is it smarter to get a topless made because then you're actually watching the whole time so they can't steal your stuff that's why I had to watch her though but then they're also doing a poor job of cleaning like your story that you told yeah she was she was highly upset that she had to actually clean oh so it's probably not in the gig she didn't she didn't have any cleaning products I don't I don't buy the story This Girl's
7:41 worked five apartments and she cleans for one hour she can't pressure wash my car clearing 5 .5 Apartments five actually cleaning five bathrooms I don't give a ████ you can't clean one room in an hour bro it feels like you're deep cleaning that's why it's not it's not cleaning it's like she's probably actually like doing them we should get all of our you know Asian moms to judge her and be like let's see what her cleaning again unless this is just a different service that's actually cleaning I don't know yeah does she have a feather duster and does this 300 an hour and almost every customer gave her 150 tip but is it one customer though because what if guys get this like for a party like it's like a strip show I just hire strippers right and then hire cleaners and have them there at the same time oh wait get wild you know what a
8:31 better question is do you think like like strippers that make house calls got beef with topless maids you think they're guaranteed you think there's ████ like I wonder what they would say about Tapas especially this chick because apparently she ████ uses common bleach on your toilets damn yeah she's like you shouldn't be using is that in the contract that better be the contract I don't think they will they'll even touch the a bathroom no she says she does drains she says she she takes Drano she uses dual Max adrenal too they don't do plumbing she's got one of those water vacs you know used for flooding yeah yes she shot me yeah she's got a shot she's got a shot back the one that's like it's like cylindrical on Wheels and the hose like I can fit in the hose do you think these snakes drinks it says here she advises you not to declutter before she gets there because that's part of what she does she's a marine condo she just like a throw stuff I'm pretty sure it's like a
9:21 Friday or Saturday she's working right and then it's like she she does five houses makes like two grand a day she only has to work like a couple days a week that's tight yeah yeah pretty much but I'm sure the demand is I'm sure the demand is pretty high for that is it is it I think so like who's getting it on a Wednesday but here's the thing people are not getting it to get they're not getting it for cleaning service they're getting it because they want private stripper shot this is her this is the vacuum yeah this is great she's got her own brand shop vac nice job you're gonna have that on your target she's licensing she's licensing shopping cookies on I think a lot of people get them because it's like a thing where you want to see that but you don't want to feel the I don't know like it's like it's yeah there's a guilt with getting a stripper or something like people definitely do get them like it's weird we gotta get a customer that really gets this stuff and then like
10:11 just hey would you call me I'd come over and clean your place topless foreign
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