0:00 oh they're just talking about Koreans duplicitas is treacherous Behavior oh Koreans wa whoo wo Where Are You Korean yeah I'm just [Laughter] [Music] kidding all right so we got a little special something from NE shark they released an article that points out the 10 Asian stereotypes that need to go what so what we're going to do is go through each of them and try to small dick yeah that's number one we got to get rid of that get that ████ out of here that's killing my cred how about non-verbal this hey yo nonverbal I want to hear those no no we have to guess we have to guess that's the game small penis has to be on there small penis definitely is on there which one has to go you know what's funny math I feel like I feel like that's not on here oh wait well I guess kind of that's a ████ list I'll tell you one that's
0:50 not working what if everyone thinks we know ████ karate why do we keep getting beat up wait you don't know karate know then they keep going to our neighborhoods and beating up our grandparents and ████ no I have no idea that stereotype don't work yeah it's generational karate is what we need to be teaching so um let's go through each of them and uh see if we agree yeah number one we're not all auto mechanics is that a thing no I just made that one that was so not true I've never heard auto mechanics I was like that was a pretty good one we can keep that one number one is uh the the idea of the model minority you guys know about that oh we're totally the model minority though so keep that are you proud of that one no Nick is I think there's a bright side to that one in a way right wait NE shark wants that to go yeah cuz aren't they the model
1:40 minority yeah I feel like they're the ones that like kind of represent that model they are the like they're pretty clean aren't they I like they are like the I went to a UC this is what I do mommy daddy you know like what the ████ that's that's almost like saying stop looking at me respectable yeah wait why is that a bad thing though like yeah what's the reason bad I I think the bad part of model minority is like Asians are kind of expected to just keep their head down and work and I'm okay with that it's um it's the expectation of of grouping all Asians together as like a monolithic group instead of like the diversity that like oh this guy might not fit that whole agenda or that whole image but he's still a good person this is this is this is why you guys are stupid all right who me or them no the people that don't want this stereotype all right okay let's hear it we could be like other cultures that have horrible
2:32 ones like thieves or a bunch of prostitutes or whatever well actually we do get the prostitute one like gypsies they always get the ████ people like oh you gypsies always coming into the town and stealing and ████ for us it's oh they always coming in here doing math homework let that be you take cumans everywhere you take advantage of The Stereotype don't ████ let it you know I could be in a gang one day and then tomorrow I'll put on a bow tie and then they don't even know I agree a joke cuz if we have that stereotype right let's say crime happens at a liquor store yeah there Asian dude and a black dude cops come hey you get the ████ on the ground but the Asian guy could have stole this ████ y but they're like I get to be protected by it I like that I like that used it yeah I would say it's more beneficial for us than that keep that
3:22 one I like that all right okay that one kept got it'll keep it number of course the degener saying this number two is the the idea of the Perpetual Foreigner the ████ is that oh like you'll never be an American exactly yeah you'll never be an American that's a stereotype yeah it's a stereotype that like even though you've lived here like some Japanese people are like Sixth Gen or some ████ and then they'll still get looked at like oh you might assume you don't speak English exactly that one I would say bye-bye by bye-bye how you going to stop that though my head cuz it's like it's outside perspective anyway right I mean I'm not going to lie sometimes I look like at an Asian person I'm like not not expecting them to speak for real for real for real like some Asians are so ████ Asian well also how many of us are first gen here that's what I saying is population wise most Asians are immigrants yeah that's what I'm saying so until we're like two more
4:13 Generations in I get it that would that this is going to disappear to be honest everyone here though if I looked at you I would assume you speak English but cuz we're all first gen though like all of our parents though probably still immigrated here but I want to say like when we're grandparents this is not going to exist anymore you would maybe not speak English yeah the most out of everyone no I would say you really yeah I think so too ears that's what I thought the ears the Chinese ears sing she said you got Chinese ears dude I got Chinese ears for sure these are Chinese stop looking them like that bro I thought they're Brazilian I thought cauliflower was a Brazilian thing cauliflower was only grown in Brazil she said what generation Japanese American are you I'm second but I have family members that are like fourth or fifth damn he's feudal yeah yeah that's pretty that's pretty heavy all right what about the idea of yellow Peril do you know
5:04 what that is that yellow Peril is like that irrational fear that like Asians are going to move to a place and that's just going to become a new Asia that's literally what happens that happens exactly what happens that's literally what happen look at San Gabriel Valley I know why is that the fear because when Asians come into a neighborhood they ████ clean it up they make malls they make hella good food yeah you know think we're a little biased but in the case of Vancouver let's just look at that guess maybe we might be biased the people that moved into Vancouver they did yeah it's a nice place but it's also now too expensive for the locals too bad ████ everyone else got to do better no I'm just saying locally all right Mony Park was a ████ show when we when we were growing up here and the income stat was low the school system was low and then um now it's like one of top tier they have high they have ████ good grades whatever you know
5:54 what I don't like though I don't like ████ Chinese tour buses wait are we clapping yeah I agree put that on the list can where like 40 Chinese people pile out of like a t yeah it's like it's a nice peaceful City I don't mind if people come here to ████ live here and settle down but it's a nice PE peaceful City you see a Chinese tour bus pull up 40 Moms come out start farting and ████ blowing their ████ snot on the ground with them Chinese manners sh they got no personal space so they cut in line and ████ oh that that ████ pisses me off they cut in line you got to say something they the whole line and then they just go all the way to the front and say excuse me that's yellow per old Asians at the airport that's yellow pero that's yellow perel all right how about this one this one's kind of a newer one um the coid
6:44 starter well we deserve that one wait whoa whoa we there's different Asians all of us are Chinese all right we're all Chinese I've never gotten Co and I'm proud of no way really wow how' you guys do it good job how do I do it fizer didn't go out no I was out damn starter strong immune systems I'll say get rid of that one yeah they're patient zero all right all right which is worse any bat eater or Co starter which one Co starter is worst because bat eating is funny I mean I mean if bat bats were a actual food I would eat it so I would say Co started I was the co starter he he got us all Co oh this ████ for uh I think it was the Mike Tyson Roy Jones junr boxing fight I
7:36 had like 20 of our friends come over and then I was making steak and I gave 20 people yeah cuz the way this fool makes steak is he'll ████ and he'll pick it up with his fingers be like Joe you got to try there's a ████ bomb and you'll be feeding us and ████ and the next day in the group text everyone's like yo I'm feeling kind of funny everyone good like I can't taste my food that's true how about this one Fouch is the real Co starter for ████ that guy the the um the dog or cat eater that's a funny one though you want to keep that one it's true it's true people in Korea still be eating it they be eating that ████ but a lot of people in other countries ████ eat dogs too it's more of an accessibility thing is I remember being like 12 and having the the brain knowledge to be like in a third third world country where you can't afford food I do not blame you for eating a dog yeah they eat rats everything but they act like we're
8:26 ████ we got a ████ Kentucky Fried dog in in China or some ████ if we were going to go to the best place to eat it it would probably be in asiac dog we don't eat that ████ dog if you want to get some high L do thec puy I think we we can do away with this because people think we all eat it okay I would never you guys I was offered and I said no I only I could do it bro if I was over there and this was like we've been eating like this for centuries I would try it I'll eat a ████ horse dick before I eat a dog but it's it's a different breed like they actually breed it to eat it it's not like Pomeranians or anything like wag you i' rather eat a Pomeranian no I'll try it I think the only thing I would not try is like human meat oh I eat a human before dog what if you had to get your arm amputated or some ████ would you eat yourself in in a survival
9:17 setting and I have no no not survival like let's say you just you go to the hospital they're like we got to remove your arm and then at the end they're like do you want your arm he would taste so bad dude he has you would taste bad that is logically weird there's ink in it the doctor's like hey eat it eat it I've heard that's happened I read the story some lady got her like what some part of her body amputated and she asked to take it with her and they're like I mean it's your arm like take it and she ████ cooked it and ate it she slow cooked it that's probably how you would do it though slow like you do it for 12 hours what if you like it and then you go man I'm man I'm ████ ████ all right Esther how about this the idea of the submissive female why I mean sometimes I want to be submissive I do it on purpose like sometimes I'm a switch I don't think anything wrong of
10:08 that the submissive do you understand the stereotype mhm like you're supposed to like do everything that a man tells you to do right yeah but like it's mostly asan sometimes it's hot sometimes it's hot I like her but that's sometimes they're thinking all the time more like it being a stereotype that every woman should every Asian woman is like that that's why white men have like yellow fever I don't even look at white men so a queen we got a win we got a win here yeah no way Jose that should not be yeah that should be on the list yes got it you should be on the list or get get rid of it oh it should be on the list of getting out okay oh it's on the out list okay emasculated male I think that's Point At You Out of there's like eight people here you were looking at me already I think it's cuz me and Bart are super I'm giving a microphone I'm
10:59 holding a giv me P for being B yeah I'm pretty emasculated yeah so leave it in that's the small dick thing you were talking about though is it you want to leave that in oh no no no yeah get rid of that one you can live with that one I'm already married Bro she's locked in dude she's ████ locked she already knows how small it is wait don't you guys want people thinking that so then when you show it they're not disappointed actually they might be more disappointed wait what small I see they're saying under promise overd deliver that's true cuz if they expect this and wait wait wait why did this go to dick size it always goes to dick size man it's always about dick size I think all I think all 10 of these are about dick size I I I view that a little differently same what a masculine male yeah just like people expect Asian men to almost along the same lines of like submissive women and and uh uh model minorities that they can just punk
11:50 you basically yeah cuz we're naturally like smaller in stature and uh blah blah blah mhm and also people are just more Cal and respectful like I I feel like Asian people they mistake kindness for weakness they don't know the kindness but when you when you are Asian I feel like Asian culture is very traditional so I feel like the men are far more masculine than a lot of other cultures this is true I mean my wife says the same thing she's like you know British from Wales and ████ she goes you know what she goes I think as you have a British wife yeah and then she's like thank you very much thank you very much vit loves white girls I don't know if you can tell yo look I like them all but she goes after like dating a I wasn't the first Asian she dated she goes after dating a lot of Asian guys she goes you guys are actually very masculine but where the West gets it wrong is they just look at the surface so you look
12:40 young you look like you know um maybe like not like all rugged and hairy and ████ no facial hair no right but you're like but the way y'all treat your families your women the way you take care of ████ the way that like you basically run stuff and it's like she's like that's very masculine and she goes if we get a divorce I'm probably going to get with another Asian guy yeah yeah but that's what I mean it's like like in the real sense of masculinity like I think Asian culture like breeds more masculine men but we just don't have beards like that's it the only that's the only thing missing yeah and the large hog what about the idea this is an interesting One Number Eight is the unemotional or duplicitous friend do you know what that is what's duplic I don't know what that means I hate nextar cuz they be they be just trying to flex for no reason like you could have said that so much better and you just chose that's
13:30 a $10 word they just be like vocab flexing I have complex you know what I you know what I think that means though is um okay so like Latin or like white culture or whatever right they express emotions different from the way we do it so they think we're unemotional because we don't say I love you 24/7 and touch each other all the time so then yeah it's different right like we'll take care of each other in a different way we say I love you in a different way we things like make sure that you're in the will oh they're just talking about Koreans duplicitas is treacherous Behavior oh Koreans wao whoa whoa wait are you Korean yeah I'm just kidding he's like pick a new one oh they're talking about Koreans so so they're saying we're Too Faced treacherous I think so I think what it means you know how like in the old
14:20 Cinema they used to depict Asians as such one dimensional characters that clearly had like no depth to them it's that it's like in the in the real world they still see some Asians like that I've been tricked by some Chinese dudes did y'all know did y'all know Koreans actually had the longest don't bring up talking longest brain of of slavery yeah really hey we we number one at everything congrats congrats you guys that's awesome you guys should talk about it more I'll take full responsibility for that all that's not on the list so I guess it's not that bad of a problem uh number nine is the bad driver that's not fair that's only Chinese Honestly though like I kind of think it's a little true sometime sometimes it be coming out when I driving and like somebody cuts me off and I look at them I'm like of course you're Asian and then I keep it moving I
15:11 also think though that that's one of those generational things with immigrants that's true agree cuz check this out yeah where does Initial D come from not bad driving also when you go to places like Japan like where public transportation works yeah we're just ████ jealous over here that public transport doesn't work so you have to drive your whole life so you kind of get good at one thing but we have poor public transportation yeah you're right we're just not complaining about that category cuz most most of the bad Asian drivers I see are older so is it an old thing or is it Asian thing I agree with the generation I actually think that they're so good cuz I've been to Vietnam and nobody follows the rules and there's noci Asia bro that's true yeah yeah put scooters on the roads here and let's see we get some more accidents they're so good there's no there's no accidents Orin and everything but that's why when you come into a stru driving country like America and they're just driving
16:02 like it's still Vietnam and then like the American drivers are like what the ████ you're Breaking All the Rules but they're like this is how I learned to drive like there was no lines back also in America it's like everybody's like There Are Rules so then they they have this entitlement as everyone's going to follow the rules which is why there's an accident every day on the freeway they go hey buddy you're not supposed to do that but then our buddy like ████ dong or something he's like get the hell out of the way man and then he's like scooting by Americans are not good defensive drivers yeah oh that's true that's true when you go to like when I was driving El Salvador they're all really good defensive D they have no ████ lights and they're just ████ they got good D good D bro ni real good number 10 is the Primitive villager that's the idea that if you're Asian then you have like backwards beliefs or you have like what the ████ yeah that you have uh that like you know like get
16:53 water from a well or some ████ archaic archaic is this about like Traditional Values kind of yeah I that sounds like some old W wives tale ████ like where we be like like a lot of Asians do think like this though well cuz like you let's say you have cultural customs and to you it's like there's a value in that but then to a person that doesn't understand they're just like why do you do that like why you they're like this isn't the modern way yeah there's no ghost here you know like that whole idea where you just get uh scrutinized for like having isn't that just racist ignorance dude that's wild well yeah that's kind of why isn't that what white people love though they love ████ fway and ████ they eventually do they eventually do hey right now right now they're hella about that Jade ████ and crystals bro crystals they can't talk if they're talking about crystals all the time got don't they call like ████ acupuncture now drying whatever that's what they call it so it's just like Okay thousands of years of cultural tradition
17:44 let's just rename it and then call it a western thing yeah the first time I got Dred I'm like what the ████ this just acupuncture dude yeah let's call it better Boba salty better needling I don't I don't care ASMR is just Zam budhism oh yeah what do you think is if you just had to get rid of one of these what do you think's the worst one at all the none of them's bad they're not none of them are that bad I'm picking the the the the masculine the what is it the ululated yeah I like that it works for you in your yeah because then that's they if you're a normal guy they go wow you're such a ████ masculine Asian dude usually Asian guys are ████ ████ but you you're to hear that and then I'm just like hey I don't have to work so hard go through I I think personally it benefits but I've also seen like the the results of dudes who
18:34 feel like they they have no they can't do anything about it they're like oh the world just sees me this way anyways I might as well just I give up like you know what I'm saying and it's like sad cuz a lot of people don't think like oh well this is my opportunity to stand out they're just like it's like self-fulfilling prophecy cuz you care about that and I'm greedy and I'm like less competition now now I get the he's for the greater good it's like Esther said about the small dick thing it's like if you never show anyone your dick they're not going to know yeah stay unless you walk around and show everybody your feel the energy though you know all right here's all 10 ready you as soon as you hear the one that's cut you have to like say it that's the one I I can only pick one again you can only pick one model minority Perpetual Foreigner yellow Peril Co starter I like that one dog cat eater submissive female nah I don't like that one that's the one that goes do
19:24 even a plat we or Gio that's how you find it I think the most actually the most harmful one is the Foreigner one because they don't feel like you're the same team so there you go like oh you're a ████ you ████ Chinese Communist coming into my country trying to buy up all the farmland and ████ spy on me ████ too late it's too late you already picked it I can't take it back I do agree with that though yeah yeah I'm still picking the masculine male one mhm I'm picking bad drivers dude he's like I'm nice at driving yeah we're pretty good dude I know how to drift [Music]
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