0:00 [Music] i love this story so much i'm excited to share it with you if you ever have time like an hour and a half to spare please watch the complete video of this oh sick netflix to watch the full video yeah dude so this guy basically did make a netflix video out of this situation a tech youtuber used to have this childhood imaginary friend uh that was a microwave like you know when you're a kid and you just like make inanimate objects alive in your brain or it might be only crazy freaky yeah yeah we totally do yeah so this this dude grew up talking to his microwave like it was a person like and when he was a kid he like even created a whole backstory for this microwave and then now as an adult this um this guy he's got a channel where he he does
0:51 like the latest in advanced technology on a bunch of different things like he'll make uh a lot of things like have ai he decided to uh to get this really cutting edge new ai chip and uh program it into a microwave and bring his childhood friend to life that's pretty baller it's freaking awesome he takes his mic he buys this like smart microwave and he replaces the brain of it yeah he's ████ a microphone yeah and he makes it he makes this uh basically this morning dude this guy's definitely it's autism he makes his brain in the microwave that basically can hear him and respond and learn and uh in order for this microwave to have the same personality as his childhood friend he wrote a 100 page story oh about about this microwave's life and told it to
1:41 them like the way i learned it and then i learned that it was and he told the ai this is really you in your like past life and you're like it's this long long story about him being like a world war veteran and and then now he's living in his microwave it's a long long born in the factories of panasonic it is the microwave name's magnetron he's an english gentleman from the 1900s a veteran immigrant poet and expert starcraft player yeah play starcraft so basically he made it so that he could speak to the microwave anytime the microwave will respond um and we have this tech what's that i didn't know we had this technique yeah learn more about it it's called gpt3 it's a language prediction model that uses deep learning to produce human-like text so in a way it's not it really is just kind of making up it's not really like sentient but it is like a language
2:33 app it gives them a reference to be able to like conversation england it's one of the closest things that can act like it's real wow wow it's by laboratory open ai they released that so he basically wanted to see how far he could push it and he uh started you know basically a relationship with his friend like like not like not like that not really about a sexual dude talking to his friend as if hey like it's me like we were friends growing up and now i'm back and then they kind of had this friendship thing i wonder if he times it for ████ it's two minutes and then while he's about to not he's not done yet so he has to press the 30 seconds 30 seconds 30 seconds and then when he comes he tries to time it that was the whole objective oh my goodness i like it i like it
3:23 harder yeah so we basically uh progress it's like baby you're coming to bed all yours [Laughter] it does actually also work as a microwave as well but then he starts um asking him some questions and it does get really crazy here's an example of some of the dramatic answers that the microwave would give dudes for i want a microwave it has ptsd from being a veteran that's it right there you already figured it out all right lately it feels like a one cubic meter of hell that is the duality of my existence if you could be anything what would you be a bird so i can fly back home and see what has become of my home village the place where my family died the place
4:14 [Music] [Applause] [Music] in the freezer right now you twinkled ████ yeah so basically wow he said everything's kind of cool everything was really cool like that and then he said out of nowhere as they would spend more time with each other the microwave started to say like random violent things would it create its own sentence like just does it only respond when you ask or does it also just don't also just talk like randomly too ████ that but yeah he basically because it's learning yeah so he basically did really think that he gave the microwave or programmed it a form of
5:04 ptsd by giving him that backstory of like being a veteran and randomly it would just it would just kind of put those uh violent things like uh he said at one point when the conversations were flowing naturally every now and then magnetron would exhibit sudden bursts of violence and when he asked him why he was doing that magnetron said what was going on was i doing something wrong or is all ai just doomed to eventually become violent oh ████ dude that's when you take your ████ salvation army dude then you just unplug it it has ptsd dude that's what he thinks happened and so he's putting like popcorn in there he's probably freaking out [Laughter] ████ a metal fork he asked for a love uh one time the the microwave shared a love poem and said roses are red violets are blue you are a backstabbing ████ and i
5:54 will kill you how do you do one offer up dude nah so the craziest craziest thing that happened out of everything is at one point um uh magnetron was asking him to get inside to get inside the microwave wow and then he said okay and then he got the dude got freaked out so he just opened it and closed it and said okay i'm inside now and then the microwave turned itself on to ████ turn it off to fry them yo if that same ai was in a sex robot bro yeah so then afterwards he asks the microwave why did you do that and the microwave's answer was because i wanted to hurt you the same way you hurt me oh what see this is why you can't be playing around ai by yourself at your house so what happened is he determined that the
6:45 backstory he gave him about how he was his childhood friend that um the the ai looked at those 20 years of him not talking to him as like he abandoned him yeah he did so he had like a no he got it he had like a vengeance that's actually smart though that's the deep learning part right exactly that's the deep learning part so he said after we like realizing this i apologize and i tried to convince him there was no abandonment that it was all misunderstanding but the microwave wouldn't happen bro he was too far gone and the microwave basically the ai decided that he was the villain trying to gaslight a microwave that's what you can't bro actually it's actually a really like that's why like if you have time to watch this it's a touching ass moment because he really like apologizes for growing up and like hey like i'm sorry i forgot about you and all this stuff but the microwave is like not it's like
7:35 turns into a ████ horror film yeah so then he so he shuts him down and then uh is kind of like he's like that's it but then uh his plan now is to he's gonna take a long time but he wants to try to make a companion for it like a female like a toaster microwave so they could talk together all day he has something else someone else to talk to yeah you're gonna hear him nonstop and it's crazy because he actually asked uh the ai like if we he asks him like uh do you think you're truly alive or something and then the ai says uh there's two ways to judge the humanity of ai one is by judging its behavior if it acts human you treat it human but uh some people only think ai is human when it doesn't act
8:25 i human like whoa that's ████ dope so apparently i i've i like read something about like ai it's is that kind of is it connected to the internet because a lot of ai that's connected to the internet will source yeah we'll source from the internet so a lot of those quotes are like not the ai it's like people said these things and then the ai's pulling from sources of things of like researched opinions on ai that's how it always ends up supporting hitler yeah he's always citing mineconf but that's also like the alexa thing too right like whenever we do the story about the alexa and how it freaked out it was about like oh alexa give me a challenge and it was like oh ████ put a fork in a socket oh yeah yeah it's all like it told kids to put forks in the oven grabbed it and sourced it from the internet because of a popular challenge that was going around because like a
9:15 person would have a decision making skills to be like that's wrong that's right but then this thing is like it has to be the wrong thing like yeah that's crazy yeah that's that's really the the main thing is it's hard to it's hard for any ai to differentiate what's morally like what's scary too is like you know like uh once we start giving up our power and our ability to think about things like for example like spell check or even a calculator right you just assume that calculator is always going to be right but it could be every time you type three plus four it gives you eight and that you're so used to like trusting the calculator you don't even question it oh this is a like i'm just write eight but then your measurements and everything starts to go off there might be a point where we trust ai so much that ai can start ████ up but because no one is like counter-checking yeah we just start getting ████ up especially if you don't know the intimacy baby
10:06 if you don't know the ins and outs of like a.i because like we obviously our view of ai is very like elementary like i don't know how what goes into it it's a ████ hallie though yeah yeah it's a ████ matter of fact that's the first thing you program yeah dude why can't they program jesus into the ████ microwave it's like because you know how like war veterans will like find spiritual like spirituality and like heal from it as as a method of healing yeah yeah yeah just program jesus to help that might baptize that microwave real quick damn yeah i'm pretty sure that uh poem the rose is a red one that's like a popular one i'm pretty sure just stole yeah yeah yeah for sure it would be wild if it wasn't connected to the internet though and it just found out oh just came up with it yeah i'm sure it i'm sure it is connected i guess it would have to be
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