0:00 no my tip decisions is usually all across the board if they're just chill it's 18 percent if I like them 25 if I feel like I want to do a sexual favor to them but I'm not sure [Music] all right we're gonna have to get to the bottom of this and see who who in the right and let me get my detective hat on good all right cool let's go paraphernalia you got another one I got a couple you guys want oh I want something this isn't even that kind of it's not that deep here's some detective hacks I picture like the police commissioner coming into the department okay I've got a case and everyone just sleeps I got that's a that's a Biden hat we got
0:50 a trump map who's gonna wear a trump hat somebody wear a trump hat this is hot what's that one uh theme where like everyone dances at the same time a what oh a flash mob yeah Adventure like the police combination Avenue case and everyone just does a flash moment too but it gets happy yeah she got like three hats on you're about to see how like completely Overkill that was here's the case okay and this is still within um I guess within litigation they haven't figured it out yet a guy in Pennsylvania dines at a cafe oh ████ he then receives his bill for thirteen dollars nice okay okay he feels charitable on this day and he decides to tip three thousand dollars whoa what the ████ and it clearly says
1:42 three zero zero zero is it three zero dot zero zero no dot no Dot and he even admitted that oh like he was uh inspired by this thing that was going around called tips for Jesus so uh there was some real power behind him no commas either just three and then just three zeros lots of room for a comma I might wait is it just like a regular dude or is he like an influencer guy because I've seen people do this on Mr Beast I think got really big doing it too just a regular guy so he leaves that three thousand dollar tip she adds to it the server of course is like obviously elated and she's like oh my God thank you so much and the restaurant goes and they don't take any of it and they give it all to her that's wow some days later
2:33 the payment is under dispute because the guy regrets doing it sorry Jesus he thought he won the lottery or some ████ he's like I'm feeling generous today uh yeah so at this oh I don't even have three thousand dollars to give why did I do that wait this is like that episode from the office where Michael Scott offered to pay tax yeah and then he's like actually I don't have this money yeah so what happens now is the restaurant is out that money because they gave it to her already ah but now that three thousand dollar value is you know he ends up freezing it and so the restaurant is suing him wow well isn't it isn't that the reason why you put it in and sign your name yeah because like it's basically a contract a mini contract on a mini piece
3:25 of paper you said that but he could be one to argue I didn't put those extrases oh is he arguing that they don't know yet what he's really gonna say how's it lined up too like if it says you want to see it is the three if the three is past the one you know what I mean then that's like that's three thousand I was wrong there is a comma and it's in the right spot oh dude yeah and he added it up 3013. oh he added it oh Mariana well Mariana got paid wait this was at KFC wait what yeah I thought it was like no no no no that's another that's another link tip at KFC no that's what it said on the top I'm like I've never tipped that KFC
4:18 Boba and it's like can you give me 15 tip yeah you're talking about the iPad swimming like just like just uh fill this out for me will you I know that's and they're just looking directly I put zero you did you have to do a few clicks to get their ████ face too yeah but sometimes I feel generous and then what does that mean 25 nice 25 25 oh do you dispute it with your bank later no my tip decisions is usually all across the board if they're just chill it's 18 percent if I like them 25 if I feel like I want to do a sexual favor to them but I'm not sure 3 000. I give them 100 percent 100 too yeah so you X2 your bill so like let's say no no no so like that's the sentiment I'm not gonna suck them off you know I
5:10 don't oh I don't know I don't really want to do it with them you know but I feel like that's how grateful I am so I'm so grateful I would do any sexual favor for you not because of my pleasure you might be an old man or old lady but that's the kind of feeling I want to give to you the intensity so let me do it legally through tipping it's a hypothetical so let me give you legal sexual favors through the feeling of tipping monetary value yeah yeah God so you could go elsewhere and get it but I'm not gonna tell you to do it because it's illegal you know so so if you're paying for a lap dance ish but I got one already so I'm paying for the thank you you're paying it forward I gotta I I might have gotta I might have had a flat mouth lap dance I might have had a great service lap dance whatever it is figuratively right I'm just like writing it down and saying
6:00 like because the food's really good it dance in his mouth yeah oh I had a mouth right yeah yeah so I had a happy ending is what I'm trying to say they gave me a good happy ending well here is Marina Lam Mariana Lambert the one you would be mouth lap dancing if she hated you yeah a great server ████ up dude trying to pull money back that's ████ up she got paid she did get paid but but he tried taking it back he tried taking back so now the restaurant is in a you know that's not good for them because they basically just gave her 3 000 of their own money they need it they need that you quit peace I'm not getting them back she's not part of the lawsuit now it's just between this dude and the restaurant so she's off with money they kick back with a gift for her and the Russia yeah so him I'd feel so
6:52 would you feel like giving it back until they get it what would you do I know you said you're gonna quit but like Diet guilty conscious I'm proud I don't sue him I'd probably uh oh you don't want him or you can sue the guy too I'll have a phone call with him double lawsuit I'll be like we could sell this out of court all right I'd give it back and then sue the restaurant because I could probably get more money from that than the 3 000. so even though what he did technically uh you know in some ways you can just dispute your own payment and the bank kind of doesn't really care yeah if it's like whatever here go ahead right and even though that's kind of like a gray area legal thing to do is he's still in the wrong for this or is it kind of like Hey That's the Law he was able to I mean it's morally wrong because he did it in the name of Jesus and Navi regrets it in
7:42 the name of Jesus yeah I think in this situation he's put the comma he ████ did the math he ████ signed his name like ████ dude you need to man the ████ up it's a contract right so if you bought a house you signed it and you don't want to pay for it anymore okay you still you still owe the money right yeah and to me when I see a receipt that's basically the same ████ you're agreeing to pay that amount it says on the receipt for gratuity reasons I think gratuity is an agreement also like it's an agreement to pay so so because of that it's like you can't say hey I'm going to pay pay it and then regret it later I mean well you could regret it but you can't take it back yeah you know because to me that's a violation of what your contract and word was or and he signed it that's playing checkers and your hands came off the piece man yeah
8:33 you can't do that you can't be like never mind oh wait no your hand came off the bees bro you let go that's that's your final move that's your final move bro it's in his handwriting too he's around that one three comma zero zero zero Ben did the math I don't know what he's gonna say in court I think the only time it kind of is okay is when you're drunk oh and be like oh I was drunk I wasn't in the right state of mind it was a mistake 13 drink with so much they're like how did I spend this much okay well here's a question how come when the bank accidentally gives you too much money it's illegal to keep it because they're ████ yeah ████ the bags bro because you don't know who's signing it's just machines
9:24 I think that's that's fair because it wasn't an agreement and it wasn't supposed it's an accident right so like he didn't accidentally write 3 000 and sign it and and do the math and in the total and then accidentally give it to her yeah and it depends on this motherfucker's victory dance too let's say he was drunk right and then you have the ████ surveillance camera that's right ████ three thousand dollars I'm a baller right and he leaves like this and afterwards he walks out ah bro if you did a victory dance like that you got to commit to it it's gonna be all hard one day and the next day okay well here's here's another thing uh let's talk about Degrees of Separation let's say somebody stole a bike sells the bike to B sells that bike to C to d e f gets to you a goes to you and says that's a stolen
10:15 bike do you give it back you keep it I would be like if I give it back it's a favor to you but I don't I don't owe you anything because I don't even know I got it from this guy and I got it from her it's happened to all be in the same room we're just passing the bike around yeah because you know like when people Pawn stolen goods now the pawn shop has to look up the cereal to not sell the camera that you jacked because eventually it can be traced and that person will have to give it back yeah yeah because the way that it works is it doesn't matter how many hands it turns yeah it just has to go to the rightful owner that it got stolen from but if it keeps getting stolen who's the rightful owner true so but and that's the story of America what if you steal it back what if the original owner steals it back I've seen the ability for crime or is it his are you trying to create a
11:06 Time Paradox with the ████ Universe chill dude that's what happened to O.J Simpson he stole his memorabilia got he lost his member and he went and stole it and that's why he ended up in prison but he was like that's my Heisman Trophy oh foreign
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