0:00 thank you [Music] so since since Tim's here you know uh we wanted to do pro-gay day because we're all yup shout out to the game this has been a very very Monumental time for Singapore oh I just saw I saw that it did there it is you get killed to be gay all the gays to Sentosa specifically uh end of Singapore's gay sex ban in general so you can't be uh you can't have gay marriages yet I say yet because who knows where High Hopes huh yeah but there was a death sentence were they enforcing that the thing is I think people weren't really enforcing it in the last few years because I think that's one very difficult and then Singapore was
0:50 obviously behind compared to like a lot of other like you know Western cultures and blah blah blah that we're posting but uh this is considered a colonial era um rule which is I think the uh it's 377a the law I just didn't like that booty ████ huh something like that I think 377a yeah the Prime Minister didn't seem excited though he was like he was like so you it's not illegal anymore but he's like God damn it you still can't chew gum here I don't care what the ████ y'all do drinking anything on the MTA bro how do you even catch someone doing booty sex that's true like that's the most difficult thing it's
1:41 already it's not the only thing gay people do dog no but gay sex well maybe I mean L7 or just catching someone in there maybe maybe it's entrapment like he's got to be undercover cop and then flirt with a dude right when he puts it in gotcha just come when he puts it in it's an inside job then you gotta cover yourself fire I didn't mean it that way at all I didn't know there was a pun there but fire thank you I appreciate it two dudes check into a hotel and they only ask for one bed and then maybe the cops come out oh yeah no that might be the actual thing because isn't it in some like Saudi like air like countries you can't check you can't book a hotel with you if unless it's the girl with you is your wife interesting really yeah it could be yeah some places where you really can't you gotta like show a ████ proof of marriage would you like two twins like no just have one king
2:35 you go to jail ████ I went to a hotel in Vietnam and um they said that if the person didn't check in with you prior to 10 pm a female then you can't have her here they don't want the hookers to come in that's lame yeah they don't live dude yes facts let the prostitutes do their thing don't do the thing don't hurt anybody there's a culture of everything like shouldn't people just be ████ in like the morning or something you know it's just the process get the early ████ yeah you picked them up earlier check them in and say I'll hang out with you later and then that's you know everything has a loophole was the Prime Minister really disappointed when he
3:26 looked like to me it looked like it but he could just be being an Asian dad you know like fine you can go to say the Hopkins it's like one of those weird things where it's like under the covers like his son or something like that yeah yeah so he's like ████ now we have to change the legislation what the ████ these singaporeans love you I love it because we're all not really sure what to do oh it's like Chinglish right yeah they end everything with a lot yeah we have to change the legislation they're so close did you know that the uh first like the main language in Singapore is English yeah yeah that's tight I always tell people like yo if you need like a a first trial Asian country go to Singapore is the best one yeah no that's not first Charlotte again I've said this many times Singapore is the wakanda of Asia you can't go to like wakanda and then be like check out the rest of Asia
4:16 no but it's all gonna suck out no it's perfect because it sucks it's the wakanda everyone speaks English it's ████ clean the food is fire and it's cheap I would say a better entry point to actual Asia of that same nature in South Korea word where English isn't necessarily the first language everyone speaks user friendly yeah very user friendly I will say the same thing about Thailand because Thailand um they genuinely love foreigners as opposed to I feel like other Asian countries they might just like you because you're a tourist and they're trying to get your money Thailand is kind of legit they're like yo let's ████ party yeah I've never been in Thailand I know what are you going to talk about I'll go with you I'll let you know um it's gonna be like you know I won't no it'll be good it'll be with me family so probably not oh man so
5:08 Singapore's decision to lift the colonial era ban on sex between men is long overdue and will not end discriminate uh discrimination of LGBT groups in the conservative city-state rights activists and members of the gay community said uh this past Monday the announcement by Singapore's Prime Minister reluctant announcement to repeal the so-called 377a law on Sunday came as he also said the government would take steps to prevent legal challenges that would allow same-sex marriages to be recognized what is the so what is the reason is it religious because the prostitution is legal in Singapore so it's like what is pop into it exactly is it popular oh yeah yeah I mean I've heard yeah it's confusing three floors of ████ yeah we stayed there we did all right be my family you and your family stayed at three floors of horror yeah dude it was great I heard that I heard the food
5:58 is popping well I think there was a bunch of like food spots around there but we didn't he's like I don't know about the food dog I was ████ hoes yeah my whole family was just a specific Hotel I well I think well if it's the same one I'm thinking of yeah because it's called like Orchard Plaza yes yeah that's the one we were at we were staying in there well because there's a but Sully their great name so like regular people and prostitutes they just intermingling we're just walking through the Halls dude sharing elevators really good wow that's awesome fine ass prostitutes in like Malaysia and I was like damn who are those girls and then remember Genie boy remember Ginny boy um the radio show guy no oh I thought every YouTuber knows him but anyways he was like oh they're not girls
6:48 oh because it would be weird I was like oh ████ really it's true man Asian dudes make the hottest girl let me tell you something Thailand it's beautiful transgender you've ever seen it look when I was 10 years old my dad took me to this room that's the dangerous number please when I was 10 me to this really famous show in Thailand called Alcazar and he was like it's like all Showgirls right my dad's like what do you think of these women you think they're pretty I'm like oh yeah super pretty he was testing you're getting this song I guess so um and he's like those are all men I was like oh and then I took my dick out my little 10 year old dick out immediately I started now but he was like those are all men I was like oh ████ but it's just it really is a part of like Thai culture you know I'm saying and like uh they do it we do it
7:38 the best there's more uh history have it down yeah they've been doing it for longer yeah man especially when it's competitive like that mm-hmm there's like no there's no homophobia there right I mean I feel like but this this uh for sure this older generation is like we'll make jokes about it but I don't think it's ever a situation where they're like attack somebody you know what I'm saying because it's such a part of the culture for so long you know what I'm saying ever since my dad was was young you know and probably beyond that this is the show you watched Alcazar Alcazar yeah those are all uh you know used to be Menses or maybe they're still Menses who knows look at that so it's not a drag show it's like its own thing it just looks like a pageant like it's their own thing it's all and they're all like transgender I don't know if they like uh are pre-op or post-op or what the situation is downstairs but yeah all
8:29 these dudes are fine thanks just made Shen Yoon a little more like that I'd go dude dude menu dude I gotta go to a shenyon show now because I ████ see it a dog it's weird don't do it it's ████ weird bro it's weird really yes yes yes it's so weird so me and Rick were like was it weird because it was Rick no no no it was we went so we went they were they they had a show in Long Beach is it a propaganda show yes okay it's so funny that you and Rick went together we were determined we were like whatever whatever this ████ is we're gonna go ████ watch it because it's on every billboard yes okay so first it's like okay this is just your regular like you know Vegas like dancers and pretty costumes you thought it was like a Chinese Circle yeah pretty much right
9:19 and then they start to do ████ dog it gets a little it gets a little crazy right the head Colonel Sanders no no no no no no no so well we didn't stay for the second half first half we were out that's how bad it was yeah because okay not gonna lie even the cultural ████ it's pretty but it gets a little boring like we were nodding off oh yeah dude off right but then they start to do this like so it's like it'll be ████ where um so they love this thing they do it's like a background where a care a live person will jump off and then on the background screen someone will fly like into the ████ like Wilderness and like the stars and ████ they did that like 20 times bait and switch first time I was like oh a second I was like all right we get it guys you have a screen yeah we get it so and then it starts to be like a guy came out and he starts singing right but the translations are
10:10 like you know um join this person and they will like the universe and they will take you to the heavens and the universal like all this ████ it gets very like religious right almost cultish almost you know you're not really sure what's going on and then the propaganda ████ kind of starts to come in with it okay there was this like skit right where this guy he works for some like government and like it's China right he works for China for some government say which specific country and his like he's supposed to go after people that go against the government or whatever and then this girl like gets her like one of her organs stolen from her I don't know if it's her harder for her kidney or
11:00 whatever this is all a ████ skit right and then he finds out oh my God it's his daughter okay that's the twist oh wow and then but then and then she comes back to life because she she joins whatever religion the shin-young is pushing yeah and then it's like and then I'm like come all right bro don't tell me they're gonna say this is like then someone comes out they're like this is based on a true story oh my God what is this oh no it gets a little crazy bro yeah yeah well yeah how could I not you know what I'm saying so uh I have coupons for you guys if you want to go let's all go can you use like a Time Sheriff you just made me want to go even more go go for yourself because you know the kind of Comedy I like uh yeah and that's when you left after that so so then they had the intermission after the
11:50 first act right so would you like to join no they didn't do all that but someone's you know there's an announcer that comes out after like every act like it's a girl and a guy a white guy and an Asian girl and um it's definitely like man is the white guy speaking Chinese no no he's speaking English yeah she's like doing the English side and he's like doing the Chinese he just has a bad Chinese accent but it's all fake but yeah after the first acne and Rick were like all right Miss let's get out of here but I just let you leave yeah they don't like change I would love it in the audience like was it a bunch of white folks what was it it was it was everybody because you know everyone who has seen these like constant commercials you're curious about this here right but I definitely saw like the more like I felt like I saw this like very religious black family as they saw the very um religious undertones were kind of
12:41 like oh what what is this yeah were they like this is not Christian like that Pro well you know I mean any when you go to a really Christian School everything that's like says it talks about anything like that is like okay this this is not of God you know what I'm saying and I can feel them we're the Chinese yo-yos yeah right I would have loved Chinese yeah but even that ████ got a little boring you know yeah no Chinese yo-yo so with a plate where's that 50 Chinese dude on a ████ tricycle Dude Where's the Greaser from Ocean's 11. [Music] foreign [Music]
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