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Glasses That Can Facially Recognize Anyone

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0:00 [Music] so I don't know if you guys have seen this but there are these um there's this company that made this proof of concept where they created these glasses that um have facial recognition software and they could just look at a person and immediately bring up stats like uh stats about them information like you can find their name and that's like some are those the glasses yes yeah so it'll um it's not something that's for sale these this company I mean it's meta partnering with Rayban and they're not releasing it they're just wanting to show you that they can do that and they're even saying that like someone else is probably going to do it it's just not going to be them but just as a demonstration they walk around

0:50 they go in the subway they just look at random people and it gives all the like public known info that they can find W so like sex offender like yeah hopefully like everything racially profiling nice guy right there our entire world just starts wearing glasses but the weird I know everybody's a everybody you can't punch anyone anymore know this guy well his name is Kane are oh that's one of the guys that created it I think oh okay yeah I was it say what the just a random guy they're like I think that's one of the guys yeah so it's um it it raises a lot of issues people are uncomfortable with it for private privacy reasons obviously but like what do you think how you can't enforce that either but what I mean that's a little unsettling I'm sorry it's kind of like if it's called I x-ray

1:40 I want it to be like x-ray make it a little cool but yeah and it's kind of like in Batman where it's like Morgan Freeman's over here it's like just getting Intel on everybody is that what it is do you have to have a record but the weird thing is that it's just going to be whatever is about you online what if that's not truth like your social security number like what if your weird is just made up crap for fun and Ryan worth3 billion exactly my my net worth is 19 million online for no reason at all I had no idea don't worry it's don't you wish it was not even accurate what's see but had a fil in but imagine if you were like a criminal and you're like who do I Target for this Ransom or something you just I'm easily a Target now yeah I don't like the fact that you could detect this information just by seeing somebody

2:30 my name yeah exactly yeah yeah they don't know your name but now they they do just look at you they could act like they know you they be like oh what's up Ria man hey hey dude I met you at the thing like blah you know like it's wild a little strange I think it's harder obviously like most things it's going to be rougher on women if this is a thing than on guys cuz I saw that they're like now you have to to get like the new um ID you have to have like your hair behind your ears because that's a telling feature to like differentiate you from other people so there having they're taking pictures like that already in the system for like the government so for eares to be seen yeah it's just like an extra thing so it's like cuz people can look so similar so there was some crime or some ████ where they were able to tell that it was one person over another based on like their ears wow that was the differentiate oh

3:22 wow and so but like now that you have to do that for the ID cut it's like okay everybody's in the system now and everybody to take do the real ID now oh and then is the government going to partner with this is this like the new cop I mean if it's available to everyone why not you know also the government already has stuff like this and probably more advanced versions of it let's be honest though x-ray though let's be honest they will not be able to find a difference between Chinese and Korean but Korean versus Korean exactly they Kore North Korean there's no way they're going to figure out Chinese I get confused I look at Chinese you said you said oh you said you can tell the difference between 200 North and South Koreans by North and South if it's that day then um obviously it's going to be an event going on right but if I it's a regular basis I call the Chinese D

4:13 Korean you I mean so as a day-to-day when your mind is not incredibly active you're going to call a Chinese guy Kore I can't tell I can't tell so do you think do you think the technology would be able to tell no no way you think like so if it had 10 Asians in a row that all like had similar features it would never ever know who's who yep do you think that's that's racist nope a twin and it's like an evil twin or something you do have a twin that is interesting how do you twin has a a record and you don't that's actually how you get away with murder if you think about it that's your show you have to be a you have to be a twin and you kill your twin kill your twin then but then you have to kill everybody that knows you guys you have to kill the problem with not getting away with murderers you don't kill enough people but you have to be a well the

5:05 problem is think about the great murderers only I think the only issue with not getting away with murder is you kill enough people yeah you have to cover all your bases yeah you leave the bread CR yeah no you have to kill the whole detective department family perh also shouldn't be bodies in the first place kill all homicide yeah but then you become your twin and you got to kill the corer yeah yeah oh wow and then that guy's corner you got to kill that it's just like this a vicious cycle of murder can like absorb the twin like they do in like the in the wom yeah but like later on wait you did that what no Oh I thought you I thought you could say you absorbed your Tweet in oh no I was I was quoting Pitch Perfect oh right I thought you did that personally I was like damn bro yeah we had be I didn't know you had bodies on your numbers body SK what crimes or what crimes do

5:55 you think this would make easier so many lot yeah so many identity theft yeah I think I saw somewhere with like you have at least seven people in the world that look exactly like you or some ████ like oh get out really yeah have you met anyone that looks exactly like you uh no pretty close though can I show you this guy that I met so like there's this one dude that people used to always send me and they'd be like aha you look like this guy and then like for like that's who I wish I looked like no there's this dude and um and then we randomly we just started messing each other cuz we both get messages and then eventually we're like yo let's try to find more guys that look like us and start start like a club or something but like so similar but this is like this is so similar this is me and him oh I think

6:45 I seen you posted yeah did you see that holy ████ little must and this dude like fix his cars he lives in LA and of course he fixes and he's not yeah he's not Filipino at all that's funny but he's no d he's like a he's like one of those weird mixtures that just has a million things and he doesn't even know like this is wild the fact that you guys even dress the same yeah we have a lot of we have a lot of similarities and then I posted a baby picture of myself and he's like bro and he sent me a baby picture of him he has the same shirt on yeah that go to him to get your car fixed like different multiverses right now yeah it's like a funny it's a weird thing I think that's like you said if there's people that look like you that's definitely one of mine is his name Bri Brian oh with a with a Y Brian with a

7:35 y yeah he's a he's a cool dude but I did get ask if I was your brother parents said Bri Bri Bri anime we get we get asked if we're siblings that doesn't make any sense what you why it can't be this cool is the beard is it the beard maybe I don't know maybe because I'm brown people ask us if we're siblings yeah we took it the two we we get that all the time like a sibling Dynamic cuz we Liv together for like 8 years 6 years I don't know do you think you look do you think she looks closer to you than your actual sister no Dana looks like my like they s next week and Dana's only my half Dana looks like a four piece nugget meal to you like 10 I think it's just our mannerism she's like a tiny she she's like a little many yeah and I have

8:25 another half sister Amanda and if you put them both together it's me like 100% oh good good yeah mystery solved the equation works yeah but no like yeah I think Aaron looks more like me than a couple of my other siblings do have you ran into someone that you thought looked really close to you I no but I'm usually like really offended whenever my step out Jess she looks like you I like no she doesn't but then she actually does have you ever been compared to like a celebrity and you thought the celebrity was like not good-looking or something yeah I smile and then go cry in a corner yeah what's what's everybody's celebrity look like ooh I don't think I I just get sent bunch of just regular Asian dudes dancing hey you look like him I'm like what the ████ is it cuz he has tattoos that's it that's me a lot of people send the Haku a girl thinking that you look like her yeah when I was

9:15 blond yeah you kind of do now blond you kind of do they also want they also want that to be true I don't think we look like haly kuoko nice from Big Bang Theory when I was younger I yeah could see that the face structure yeah and then well that's not an insulting one that's that's nice yeah no somebody said I looked like uh oh I think that he was lying ████ what was her name I'll think about it but he was lying he said that I looked like ████ what's her name to like get them like the playground trick oh ah she was like nah also I said celebrity ████ why who said two girls not a celebrity oh come she's a celebrity these days a million followers on Instagram yeah that's cool for doing what her she has such a she has a pretty charismatic she

10:06 has a popular podcast yeah talk to I Really I do crazy that this is the world that we live in I do really like her personality though she seems super chill long ha did you find the person you're talking about I don't remember what your name is would you even like I don't know if I would trust this because it's as similar as like if you were to look up somebody yourself you wouldn't trust all the info you found either right Sean tell us that I look like a young share young share I'm going to need to see a side by oh Heather so the guy at Discount Tire was like you look like a young Heather laier I was like I look homeless right now and I'm never going anywhere else for my tires young he I was like ████ thanks I don't agree with you at all but I'm going to only get tires from here

10:56 for the rest so this is you a young share okay SE I've never seen young Shar before she looks sort of like now share I see the eyes the eyes though I see it I see sh was a babe she was cool wait isn't she that old school uh artist do you believe sing sing the song don't get hit I don't know that song Try it try it how do think how do you think sh song would go five six seven and do you remember me we went to CoCo thank you thank you again always super a home run at the end

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