0:00 [Music] this might be good news to a lot of people um but apple's ios 16 which is coming out in september is going to allow users to edit and unsend text messages no that's great news you could edit them after you sent them already so like have you said something well can't you do that now and delete it or not only on your side it'll be deleted i think so now i can i can text okay so before they read it you can alter yeah even after they read it that's what would it be changed live it'll it'll look different it'll look edited so it'll change color dude can you imagine arguing with your ████ like love the significant other and then they're like no you said this and then you're like did i and then you changed it already would be i think instead of blue it would it would be white okay so you can still tell whether or not that's editing absolutely okay because otherwise that gets worse
0:51 otherwise yeah we're entering a whole nother realm yeah and we're rewriting history you'd be able to edit them after they've already been sent so if you said something and you ████ up or you like it came out wrong um like you're in your oh yeah yeah because that would that's some to some people let's make or break make or break it you could lose a whole relationship no i meant apostrophe are you yeah you better fix that god she's stupid it was good about last year oh it was fine as you guys um autocorrect have been doing like weird ████ like instead of can it just keeps going to cat or like i can never write ████ without go ducking i have to go back that's for everyone right no i don't know i don't know do you do that do you do the one one something how does it even work everybody does this i set it up and i try it but
1:42 remember t9 oh t9 was great tm is great because you could text while the phone's in your pocket and you have to look at it i didn't have those kinds of skills but because you know the nine you know like i'll do that during competition with yourself to see how fast you can spell out the stuff was great dude but you miss it do you miss having like buttons to push i miss buttons i think the height of my enjoyment was like the sidekick oh yeah i had one of those it just was like because at that point they started trying to uh like experiment with the aesthetically pleasing like button push physicalities so they started like making buttons funner to push and like nicer to feel and then they just went well that's why they had like the haptic feedback on the phone so you still feel like oh exactly yeah yeah yeah yeah dude the flip phone was sick though i thought it was ████ jack bauer for a couple days you know oh dude yeah with the this thing yeah that way
2:32 yeah sick oh yeah that was nice yeah he's walking around really fast too yeah in a hurry he's like go for bauer dude it's only got 24 hours yeah every episode i think we're a lucky generation that we got to like experience all of these things up to what we have now that's true we were a part of it all we appreciate it more i think yeah i think it's cool it's like we saw it all unfold from pagers and i think this is a good thing that you can uh you can edit your texts and uh and unsend them yeah for real incentives that's gonna be war though but it'll stay on like it does oh it will will it i don't know i don't know because what if you go back and then you're just like i never said those things mostly well you technically didn't a plethora of onset oh you have 15 minutes you can unsend it completely within the 50 minute window and it'll it won't like it never happened what if i write something now and then my brother writes
3:23 i agree and then i edit it to like i want to ████ mom yeah and then it's like how you ████ want to ████ mom [Laughter] but then but then he edits his back and then i'm deleting my text it's like ████ it's gonna be wars i cannot stop i'll never get to sleep every 15 minutes i want to ████ with that 50 minute window damn can you grab anthony's phone have you ever sent texts and you wish that you did it and you wanted to unscent absolutely i always have a fear that i'm gonna send um someone like outside of this jk realm professionally nudes yeah so are you know what is it messages or is also photos videos you can also what kind of nudes how do you take your nudes uh i think for men there's very little choices yeah so what's your style i've done uh put a tripod this
4:15 is your is your dick out is it yours i get i get i get self-conscious about leaving my face in there because i'm like i don't want to be known on the internet but then if i really really you know well they did like that you gotta cover your tattoos too no but but then if i want to show them look i trust you here's my face but also here's my you're being vulnerable yeah you know i do it i do the whole thing or like there's like there's like this position the guard position oh yeah yeah i'm trying to be unique because i'm a creative what do i feel like that was your story that you told the past that you like were cybering with or like you were like having any face time sex with someone and you're like in the shower or some ████ like that he was here well which one are you talking a lot of cyber sex in here man no i took a no i i know which one you're talking about okay i was in a conversation and we were just
5:07 facetiming each other and i just go shower she goes okay whatever that's the one and then and then i set the phone up like this it was in a hotel you know how they had the ████ glass like mugs and ████ and i just and i just held it in there and it actually putting a phone in a cup is really good because it amplifies the sound and it and it stands up like it was perfect yeah i was like that wow so then i was having a conversation with her and i was showering and then i heard moans and i said are you playing yourself she goes yeah and i'm like wow yeah yeah and i felt like i felt like the coolest dude really it's like that's a real woman right there which body part do you want more no because oh my god well because one you're gonna ask you're gonna ask what the one i always thought
5:57 women weren't that visual are women that visual i didn't think so yeah nice you're asking a visual person though i know you're a visual artist right yeah artist yes and that was the first time i was like oh i'm like a stripper like let me ████ get off bro and i was like ████ scrubbing and ████ and i was like does this turn you on like less is more [Laughter] yeah do you direct him a little bit more like what would you tell him to do can you direct the seduction scene yeah yeah sure that's nice is that good you like that do you like the shark face what else do you like okay let me see a little skin let me see a little belly i'm just so shocked i can't even direct no you have to look at this no you gotta go off the rails yeah that's exactly what's not much things i'm like do you like butt do you like what right now it's on a careful track yeah
6:47 do you like butts dude do you like what you're tame there's not much moves that guys can do that's what i realized men are very limited right because you can do the strokey and the lookie right but then like do girls like watching dudes strong girls can pick up coins from the ground do girls like watching guys stroke because i couldn't imagine a world where a girl would like that at one point you're just kind of like okay what are we doing here this is the quietest the room has ever been interesting we're all leaned in we're waiting for you does it turn you on to when a guy's sucking his own dick um i think that's highly impressive so how could you get kudos you correct me if i'm wrong there's a story somebody like removed a rib so he could
7:37 it's true it was prince that was a marilyn manson myth he recently came out actually kind of upset about that because he said that was slander because he said i didn't need to remove the rib he could suck his hand like why did he why did it take him 25 years to come out about it since i was like ████ nine years old he was too busy about all the the the the you know the sexual assault stuff but why did we talk about this i'll say this like women we don't look at your dick pictures and go oh my god yeah that's what i think too just mad like now i've been told lies yeah no ████ way right it's not like it's like i immediately like delete okay you're not like instantly coming immediately you're not puddling all over the ████ place immediately no yeah i know this is just like what about like
8:31 what if i use a ring light what happens then that's why that's why i didn't think women would be so so visual at all you know you're right i can understand that it's not present so women don't at least like show their friends and go look at this ████ idiot so is it the mystery is is the dick print more superior than the actual photo i don't know i think women are oh i think women get more turned on through their brain first and men are more visual so like so like you hear like how women typically have to have an orgasm through their mind first and then their body so if they're not present and then that is true no way i'm gonna crack that and then also women produce more oxytocin than men do like far more oxytocin which is like the love hormone i could produce some oxytocin i haven't seen how much
9:26 i paid extra for that this was all estrogen right here i'm mostly oxytocin yeah i understand that okay yeah why are we talking about something like this what we were talking about texts and um oh oh yeah yeah and then oh yes iphone update too yeah so what you would do with the update we were trying to push the batteries of what you can unscent yeah that's exactly that's the headline so i yeah intimate photos okay i made it up i brought it up i'm sorry i made it right here okay patenting ideas now my fear is that one day i'm chatting with my mom right and i'm like you gotta see the ████ size of this baguette this ████ was ████ massive at the bakery dude right and then like maybe i'm like holding the baguette like
10:16 a dick or some ████ it's funny but i picked the wrong picture and it's an actual me holding my dick it's actually like this because i'm first glance yeah cause it's just party size and i send it to my mom and i'm like oh even though she saw it when i was a kid it's just not right right now you know so right now this is good news for you ios 16 will let you unsend what you believe was a baguette photo what if you have two minutes to go and you're like how do i unsend it this works when you send the wrong message to the wrong person by accident oh yeah oh this is like the the perfect scenario for that you're like ████ i wish i could understand that i hate doing but you don't like the wrong i'm saying sorry wrong number is haha it's funny right i guess because unless the message is like talking ████ about said person that's a sad person that's bad yeah that's not good then i think you deserve that right i think so
11:06 too yeah it's gonna happen to me as soon as i leave today i think i just did that bart would be able to finally fix that old ████ that happens to you all the time because he's always texting you mistakenly he won't know he won't know until i respond that's the problem he's always talking to the other nick thinking that it's this nick yeah but once i get another bart in my phone he's ████ yeah i'm gonna get him back so hard oh what's the other burner bark it's okay interchangeable another thing i'd be good for is um when somebody is asking you like if you want to go do this social thing that you really don't want to do and at first you kind of said yes and you're like i thought you were going to say like you wish you could unsend their message like that is ios 17. and it's like actually you never sent it to me never got it it couldn't go what an invitation oh another thing you can
11:56 do so those are it's three features that are being added they're the most requested ones the the uh the unsend the uh edit and then also the remain as unread so even if you did read it you can say you didn't so that way that's an update that's ████ tricky so did i but apparently now you can actually look at it and then act like you didn't if your red receipts are on yeah so now there's just no integrity but then what's the point of even having a receipt option yeah just take it off let's be adults yeah come on it's basically like what they're saying the reason is is that sometimes you want to read something but you are not ready to respond so you don't want to offend them and make them think you just turn off your red receipts you ████ jerk that sensitive just stop being a little ████ about it yeah yeah yeah what's with that too it's like it's like you love me right it's like dude i read it last night 12 o'clock i'm ████ i was driving home yeah i'll text you in the
12:46 morning ████ god i saw this meme today and then it was a meme about a girl that was like girl i don't know why he he's not responding to me it says that he's on his phone right now and then she's like have you seen how men use the phone they'll watch a lawnmower trying to go off in the in the bottom of the sea for two hours yeah sidetracked that's actually very true yeah yeah i mean she doesn't we played smash brothers so ████ long that i've had so many unreads and people wanna talk about unreads nick done read that number fifteen hundred fifteen hundred on reds texas yeah i don't ████ i only have a hundred fifteen hundred fifteen are any of these important they're all dick pictures what do you think what do you think what do you think what do you think the thing is i don't even know how to check my text messages
13:36 nobody's showing me you are really telling the truth because this dude was like hey i was like hey did you see the thing i posted on jk news instagram and he goes how do you see that but he could do everything on crypto though yeah how could you be so technologically like stunted but at the same time you could be i love one thing and i hate the other i agree what do you think you're selectively savvy selectively selectively savvy that's what my wife says about me and i really enjoy that [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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