0:00 Don't give a kid for 50 bucks. I mean 50 years old. 50 bucks. Is that even possible? Give a kid for 50 bucks. [Music] And welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys. We're Suben. Don't look at my computer. Everybody, let's welcome back Subhin. [Applause] [Music] Check your screen real quick and make sure all that clutter ain't there on the It's not there, sir. All right. Put it Put it Put it right there. All right. Oh, dude. The green the green bottle tops. See my It can mess with the focus too sometimes. Yeah. See, and it's it's like green screen. So, just that part of your arm is going to be gone. No, mother. That's You know what annoys me is cuz I I see how some people watch JK. They see it on the big screen. So everything wave
0:51 aka filmed for IMAX. And all I saw was two straws in front of like you and Steve or something like this popping out. And I'm like me and Steve. Yeah, you and Steve. That's Joe's biggest. I never sit with Steve. That's Joe's biggest. Well, now we got to change that. All right. But here's the thing. That's that's a good sign because that means your fans have big TVs. That means the tax bracket financial status is actually good. We got rich fans. We do. Yeah, we got rich fans. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. Boom. Big TVs, man. Anyways, everybody, they're getting old and they can't see a small screen, so they got to put it on a big TV. All right. Already got a good deal. Is everybody familiar with uh um this just been circulating again. I heard this a long time ago, but it's just randomly cir circulating the interwebs again, but is everybody familiar with Janet Jackson's uh I think most recent
1:42 ex-husband. Yeah. And that story. The He's the music producer, right? Never heard about it. He's the Qatari billionaire named Wisam Almana. Oh, dude. I don't even know who the dude. Wait, it's a pretty dope ass like situation. It's kind of It's good. Well, I don't He's a billionaire. You said it's a depends on what you how you see who loves Janet, dude. He He got her. So, basically this there's this dude. Okay. I don't know this story. Who's a billionaire Qatari billionaire obviously really really likes Janet Jackson. So he wanted to marry her. And the top level story, the high level story is they got married, they had a son, they divorced. The just under the high level story about it is in order for uh them to get married, let me let me get the exact numbers on this actually. um
2:34 to marry her. She basically went into a contract with him uh and got $100 million as long as they stayed married for 5 years. And then if she gave him a son or an heir, she would get another $100 million. So super transactional. So within that 5 years, she gave him a son and the second it hit the 5year mark and she gave him a son, she divorced him and got $200 million. Wow. What a deal. She a look dude. Billionaire jeans mixed with Janet Jackson. Come on. We saw him Almana. That's exact. Yes, we saw Mana. Is that an Abu Dhabi guy or something? Like Qatar, right? Yeah. I think she started dating him in 2010, got married to him in 2012, and then they had their child in 2016, and then they got divorced in 2017.
3:24 That's like modernday royalty, right? You know, back in the day, they'll be like, "Well, we marry off our daughter for this, the combined kingdoms or whatever." It's like very like Game of Thrones-ish where it's just part of strategy. The The fact that that contract's out in public, like what? Yeah. How did he get out? That's crazy. And the year of That's pretty nuts. Like right when you fulfilled it, just peace. Is that crazy? At age 50 in 2016, at age 50 she gave birth. How's that even possible? I'll do anything for 200 million. And that kid was probably two when it got I'll ████ give a kid for 50 bucks. I mean 50 years old. 50 bucks. Is that even possible? Keep that kid for 50 bucks. No. Like does she have a surrogate? Like cuz I don't know if that's possible at 50 something without it being like medically dangerous. Wow. Dude, I I don't think so. I think he's just
4:16 Your sexism is showing busting low. No, but don't you have bust, bro? Like I don't bust. No, no, no, no, no. This is when we need like a female in the room cuz I don't think you got ████ eggs. No, he just said he just said if you bust loads it's possible, especially if it's a bunch. Maybe it's IVF. Maybe they did the IVF. Yeah, but like the success rate is dramatically like even in your early 40s. But she's in another she might she might be able to buy the egg the secret menu or she had them pre frozen. There's a lot of come both Middle Eastern. Yeah. Yeah. She pref froze them when she was Oh, pre a lot of celebs will do that. Yo, it's Yeah, but it's common at those age, right? But those common numbers is because the the the women's go through a lot of stress and a lot of, you know, a lot of hardship. But she's rich, so she's not stressed. She's not stressed. First of all, she she eats good. She works out. All she
5:06 does is wake up and enjoy life. That ████ probably still healthy. Low key, she's fit. Lot of lot of ladies lot of ladies now, they just tired. She's not a normal 50-year-old. That's absolutely right. That's what she working. Everyone working mad hard. She just wakes up enjoy life. And she's also a Jackson. She got the Jackson genetics, brother. That's what I'm saying. Like she's been good her whole life. So probably stay. Just for clarify, she got pregnant 2016, had him the son on January 3rd, 2017. And yeah, people be saying like, "Yo, this billionaire just wanted to be able to say his son's uncle is Michael Jackson." That's tight. Wait, so she you are there photos of her pregnant or did she do the whole like uh like was it like you have pictures from the baby shower or was it Janet Jackson? What was the theme of the baby shower? Can you check that? Pregnant with that date with that date.
5:56 I'm a detective, dude. Yeah, it looks like there are some there's some photos of her pregnant. Yeah. Wow. Probably healthy then, dude. She's for sure healthy. She looks younger than all of us. Think about the the thing about the insurance they got. You said what? the health insurance they got. Oh, they probably had a the OBJN or whatever, dude. Jyn, that's a new one. OBGYn guitar is different. OBJ, I mean, that probably owns a hospital. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that fool probably has a hospital in his house. You know what I'm saying? Like, at that point, they can monitor all day. That's that oil money, baby. Being able to give that to somebody. That's on the secret menu, dude. Yeah, that's animal. Janet Jackson to carry my baby. That's crazy. You still had to like like him, right? Like 5 years is still like 5 years. 100 mil you can like anybody, dude. Yeah, but that's 5 years in the in like
6:46 2010s. It's not like you get 90s Janet. I think you could like anybody for 100 million. Yo, for 100 mil, you would love him no matter. That's like getting 5 years of Jim Carrey now. Yeah, he's probably in business meetings all day, so she's probably just hanging out. Like he's not he's not interrupting her career that that bad at this point. And she's still she probably like been doing a lot of tours during that time. Oh, I got to be on the road, honey. Plus, he's probably busy, too. She's probably not seeing him as much as she wants to, if she likes him. Not just that, they probably have 20 nannies. With those eyebrows, it's real nice that you said it like that. Dick eyebrows. He's probably busy, too. If she likes him. Okay. I think I might have confused Janet Jackson and Mariah Carey, but do you guys remember? And it So, I remember um Mariah Care's with Anderson Pack right now, but way before for real. Yeah. What the ████ Mar only likes the young dudes. Let me
7:37 put you back. Wait, wait, wait, wait. But before that, before that, do you guys remember one of those singers was with like a producer? I'm not saying it's not Germaine Depri. It was like a white producer and there was this whole ████ expose about how they were manipulated and it was kind of like a dating situation where they were just controlling everything and then they were taking all the money. Sounds pretty. Yeah, actually sounds like regular Hollywood. But who is this? I thought it was Janet Jackson and I'm trying to look for it right now. And then they say like the the Super Bowl thing where like um we know how she did the titty move. She didn't even want to do that. But then it was at the time. H that is Janet. That is Janet, right? Okay. So I'm trying to find who the boyfriend was at the time that made her become more sexualized. But it it's crazy cuz
8:27 here's the right. I'm wondering if this news is like so big that it covers up the other record ex-boyfriend that was the controversy with Janet Jackson. And I and I can't even find it anymore. So I was like, "Oh, like it's a PR play. Let's Yeah, cuz I I'm looking all over and I'm like, what? What the ████ Where is it?" So I'm like, "Am I confusing her with Maria Carrie?" I if they're trying to bury a story about her, it doesn't seem like that makes sense to make her be the center of attention again. Yeah. I mean, cuz she's not like people are talking about Janet. Like, is that relevant? If it wasn't for this story, we wouldn't be talking about right now. I think it's just amazing that a lady at 50 had a baby. That's what the headline should really be. That's what the headline is. At 50, that's what we should really say. 50-year-old gives birth to six-year-old son. That is crazy. There are there are
9:20 rumors that she dated Matthew McConna. All right. All right. All right. I bet everyone in Hollywood ████ each other. I think so. Guys and girls and guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy girl Nick. Not Nick the ear dude. Not Sam Smith. He's the one that got away. Sam Smith. I bet Sam Smith ████ everybody. Dude, that's nasty. I don't even want to talk about Why is that nasty? No comment. I know you could do that on the show, bro. You could do that. Yeah. And then once once he came out, I did I did have those feelings. Like for example, I enjoyed uh those feelings. I enjoy I enjoyed Frank Ocean music. Frank Ocean. I love Frank Ocean. Yeah, I love Frank Ocean. But then when you realize that maybe most of the time he's actually singing about a dude. It's just harder to relate to. It's hilarious. Well, I don't think about singing, bro.
10:10 I don't think about the dude. I just think about the love that he has. No, no, no. I I Yeah, but you picture him. I like the music. It's just harder to like scream it out my lungs. So, I was singing like we like Sizza and I sing Sizz a lot. Oh, Sizza's tight. But a lot of her lyrics about how she like, you know, gets ████ you know, like crazy. And you're saying things like, you're saying this out loud. I'm saying this into the universe. And I'm like, I'm talking about sleeping with a man on a sleeping with a guy who got a girl. And I'm like, bro, I'm literally saying this out loud. Am I becoming am I becoming this scissor? You know, I'm saying this. I think you shouldn't say certain lyrics is all I'm saying. But I sing it loud, dude. Yo, can I be real honest with you guys? Because growing up, I listen to just B boy music and never listen to the lyrics. Any song I hear I like. I don't I'm not listening to the lyrics. Me, too. That's the ADHD thing, you know, like a
11:00 rhythm. Oh, is it? Yeah. Oh, is it really? I'm just listening to the instrumental and just the cool part like I more often also listen only to the sound. I can't even memorize lyrics that I wrote. Like all of our JK songs, I'll write it and then afterwards I'm like, I don't even know how to memorize this, dude. That's what I'm saying. Like, that's pretty. Maybe that's just dumb. Maybe that's just being stupid. No comment. Look, it's a common experience for people with ADHD to have trouble processing or remembering song lyrics. Here's why. Working memory challenges. I saw this on a meme the other day, so I fact check fact check it. Working memory challenges. ADHD often affects working memory, which is the brain ability to hold and manipulate info in the short term. Lyrics require this kind of linear verbal recall, which can be difficult for individuals with ADHD. Auditory
11:51 processing disorder. ADHD can be what the ████ is this word? Comorbid. Homosexual. Comorbid. Yeah. Do you guys know what a comorbid is? Like that? Yeah. Circular motion in it. I don't know. morbid. Look, about 50% of individuals with ADHD may also have ADP, dude. Auditory processing disorder. 50 ████ percent. What about ADP? Maybe I got ADP. What's ADP? You for sure got ADP. Auditory processing disorder. It's like It's like It's like a home security system. Oh, ADD. So, it's like this makes it difficult for people to understand speech or lyrics even if the person can hear the sounds clearly. Yeah, that's me. Yeah, I have a really hard time remembering lyrics. Damn the RK. Oh, do you guys also have like the Mad Gab ears? Like where like if that you
12:41 hear the lyrics one way like Beyonce obviously didn't say like, "Oh, I want two geckos in the in the That's funny." I hear weird words out of the words they say. Oh yeah. It's just funny. I always hear weird ████ I like that. Always. That's the best part if you find out. Oh, that's the lyric. Oh, they never met me. They never said that. That's like the Yanny laurel thing. What was that? where like the word Yanny sounds just like Laurel to some people. What? No, that that you're just dumb at that point. Put Yanny Laurel on the thing and play it out loud. That's crazy. Yanny Laurel. Yeah. What? Super far apart words, but then when you play this thing, you really can't tell which one it is. Laurel. Okay, that's Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Yeah, but when you look at the word and you hear the sound
13:31 Laurel. I don't hear y. I hear Laurel. I hear Laurel, too. Laurel. What the ████ are we doing right now? No, this is Yanni. Girl, this is what you say. You say Yanny. See See what I mean? No, it's Yiani. You hear Yanni? I hear Laurel, bro. You hear Yanni? I hear Yanni. But the word says Laurel. Yeah. No, you're tripping. Splits off to be ears, man. Hey, it's like the ████ dress. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The blue dress. Gold dress. Isn't that audio saying Yanny? No. Saying Laurel. Are you serious right now? I think he's being serious. Are you serious right now? Cuz literally 1 minute ago, you're like, that's just ████ stupid then. Yeah, I'm stupid. That's what I'm trying to tell you. I'm stupid. I've been stupid. That's why like everything I say everything I say,
14:22 you guys can't take it into heart. You know what I'm saying? Cuz I'm stupid. I take it into butt, not so everyone going like, "Are you stupid?" I'm like, "Yes, I am." So what what you going to do? You going to ████ now talk ████ to me? That's You ain't stupid. You're unique. Yeah, you're you're I want to call you stupid, Suben. Those aren't mutually exclusive concepts. No, I'm just saying people say, "Don't use the R word." Now I'm like, "Well, don't call me stupid then." That's a good It's a good comeback. Yeah. No, but if you are stupid, now you're teasing a handicap. I'm a handicap. Yeah, you can use the R word if you are one. Yeah, exactly. That's why I'm allowed to say it. Oh. Oh, okay. I am one. Think of it that way. Bart is actually diagnosed as one, so he could say it full on. Full on ████ like that. Probably full on Mongol. That's what they used to call. It's
15:12 Mongalo. Hey, what color is the dress? Blue. It's blue and black, though. Hey, you know what's crazy right now? As you turned it, it looked blue. Now it looks gold and white to me. Wow. You're Get out of here, bro. That's blue and black. Blue and copper. I like that this one had an actual answer. What's the answer? It was blue. That is blue and black. It is. Yeah. Oh, and then blue black makes it whiteish or something. Yeah, because depending on how your brain is going to interpret the lighting, you can say it's it's gold. And if you say Yeah, it's white gold but in shadow. I got blue and gold. That's what people Wait, you guys got blue and black? It's blue and black. I saw it change as you go. I see I see I see blue and gold. So, I see the mix in the Yeah, the back the background is gold and then guess what? Whoever took the picture, if it was like 720, that's saturated to yellow probably. When they when they uh due to the light, I got They got the real dress. It's actually
16:03 blue and black. No, no, no, no, no. It's golden white. You really see golden white? I do see gold and white. No, you're color blind. Yeah, but I'm I'm Yeah, everyone some way. Ears, eyes, nose, whatever. You know, some people can see more of a range of colors than the average person. But how do they prove that? Hey, what a lame superpower. How do you prove it? Cuz you go, I see 12 colors. Like, why only see the seven right here? Trust me, I can see five more. There's There's five more shades of magenta. Trust me, I do. You can't even prove we see the same blue. Like, it's hard as hell. What are you doing? What do you see? I see blue. Blue, dude. But some people will argue and say it's it's it's it's ocean blue. That's cuz that's because they're freaking they know cosmetics. There's literally no ocean that looks like that. They're makeup artist. Yes, there is. You go deep out in the
16:53 sea. Still not that blue. Still not that blue. Deep out in the sea. Still not that blue. This blue. The deeper you go, the less color it is. That blue. This blue. I've never seen like graduation blue. That blue. Never that blue. Is that What's the difference between that and royal blue? That's blue raspberry. Oh, that's royal blue. No, that's navy blue, dude. I don't Navyy's a little bit darker, right? That's a metallic blue. What are we What are we doing? Damn, I think. We all got different navy blues in our brain. That's navy blue. The one that says Trump. Holy ████ Look at your shirt. I did not see that. I don't even see blue. I just see Trump. No, that's not navy. That's just blue. Hey, you should go to downtown LA right now. That's That's primary color is blue. You should go to downtown LA right now. Or Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know. They're going to rip that shirt off you.
17:43 They're going to see how both of you heads are going to protect me. You think so? No, dude. They don't give a ████ They're going to get confused by you. No, they're going to ask you, "Why are you out here with that shirt?" Why did you get that shirt? I thought it was funny. I thought it was one of the funniest things I ever saw. What? It's only funny cuz people know you. God, everyone's Christian. Yeah, you Christian. People like guns and everyone hates Trump. Okay, fair enough. Two two truths, one lie. Put that in the back of your shirt. We're just playing two truths, one lie. Two truths and a lie. This isn't a political statement.
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