0:00 [Music] on a previous episode of careful boys the there were six of us who worked together to create the perfect woman by adding different traits each person oh yeah now since we're all guys and Ken's not here to mess the vibe up hell yeah let's get it we are going to create the perfect dude and not only that it's going to be the perfect guy for Colleen foren specifically for melanin definitely melanin all right so we're going to go to Circle we're going to go to Circle and we're going to start with Bart and then we're just going to keep adding traits and then see where that leaves us and then Colleen uh hope you enjoy this video let us know in the comments how close we are to making your
0:50 IDE perfect man this ████ is going to say web ball sack making Ken's perfect man go ahead Bart who's going to be like a Third Lung yeah he likes guns okay okay that's pretty good that's pretty good I think um this guy he's like he's he's really into old old time video cameras like that's what is like like like the kind that goes he almost has a museum dude like that's how crazy it is but not the geeky kind that you you have to put a blanket over no no he all of it all of it and then you go poof and then on top of that too is colen interested in antique cameras and on top of that too he's always dunk on like all her high-tech camera stuff that stuff is never going to last he only does analog film he ████ processes his own pictures MH cuz I think Ken is a
1:41 challenge like that and I feel like a guy like that could challenge her that's challenging yeah yeah okay I feel like she would need an alpha male like a true like man man yeah like my guy you can't get your you can't get your nails done you got to have a rugged beard maybe ni nice all right agreed yeah definitely I think it's got to be a guy who enjoys video games what and is really good at them yeah yeah colen is really she can freaking Super Smash smoke you yeah I know that yeah and without that competitive uh Drive video game wise she's going to get bored quick uh I think it's got to be a a a a guy that's taller than her definitely he likes taller guys that's a good one that's good I think will make exceptions
2:31 though she will make exceptions maybe that's probably her probably her ideal longer than her okay all right go ahead Anthony I'm going to say maybe his side hustle is he's like a stunt man hle you know what I'm saying hustle is a stunt man what's his main hustle should say that because then anytime she wants to film something creative and needs somebody that can just come in and and execute high level willing toing burn up get in a car crash JP off of this or has the movement capabilities to execute certain things as a director that's a pretty useful thing yeah all right okay nice we're still on the rails that's good okay we made it a whole laugh without ruining this man all right bar go ahead wait wait you we did mention earlier you know he needs to be
3:22 have some melanin in him he does oh he does that's what bar said he needs some type of tan yeah yes and it's not a fake T he can't be white yeah I can't see I can't see white man I think I think uh Latin white like spicy white they're like white like like you know how like some some of the Latin guys like they're from Europe but then like they're not like indigenous at all but like they're spicy on Barcelona Barcelona yeah yeah yeah all right bar what do you think you can't be weird he can't be weird huh what's weird what's weird bar what's weird I don't think clean likes like weird guys what do you what do you mean like creepy guys like that some guys are
4:12 just weird you know they have like really weird requests and stuff I don't think she likes that like what like like a ████ inventor like a how weird what you mean like you can't put on a front like I think an knows what I'm talking about y definitely one way but then like wait a minute can't try one thing and be another I think Ken is pretty shallow so I feel like guy I feel like uh feel like the guy has to be really fit he has to have big arms big arms big old butt big old butt yeah I feel I feel like she likes guy butts yeah like she yeah she likes Caked Up he has to shaped like a gorilla yeah he's got to have a V taper bro if you don't got like a football player if you don't got the ████ shoulders to the you know I don't know with this V too you know what I'm saying all the v's all the where you going to find a buff ass dude with a camera
5:04 Museum all right maybe we have to go with that one may maybe we have it's in there already he's very complex individual yeah yeah yeah he's little artsy you know what I mean we can do gainers and 540s or whatever this what it takes to win that girl's heart man you got to be a freak and you got to be really good at Super Smash sounds like a guy in La would exist like they're kind of yeah yeah yeah I I kind of have a friend that's like this but he's white so it won't count it won't it can't ████ work no way guy he loves guns he has analog cameras and ████ yeah he got a camera he got he got all kind of cameras and then he's into cars and ████ he has a classic he has motorcycles I think we may have found him but he's white though and he's like blond white like he looks like Justin Bieber's big brother you know like he's white does he have a yeah does he have a hog hey is that your next one is that your your next thing what is it what do
5:56 you got a good siiz dick yeah it has to be give the give us the dimensions the spec has to be like at at the least at the least like 8 to 9 in at the least flaccid wow Le has a minimum at least she does have a minimum she says she talks about a lot and it needs to have some girth also 8 to9 in yeah she said she likes to feel like she's given birth every time now we now we definitely know there's there's no guy with a dick that big that's into antique cameras that's not true know you never know you never know people like what they like big dick nerd nerds pull up I'm not a nerd that's why small I'm not a nerd I'm actually pretty cool all I think I think he's got to be pretty sarcastic yeah he's got to have a sense of humor yeah yeah yeah but like s
6:48 like very strong sarcasm I feel like a very intelligent sense of humor yeah it can't be like no dry but not but not too like British wit that's black you got to be able to get her humor for sure yeah I think um she he he got to he's got to be into stoicism and philosophy okay we don't want her to get too wet Joe no cuz I remember she was posting hella like Greek quotes and ████ oh yeah she does so I was like oh you're really into like stoicism right now yeah maybe that is yeah that is a good one then I think he's got to be very very well-rounded in his nurturing capabilities nurturing well you know every now and then she's got that you know oh
7:38 yeah yeah's ████ out we're nearly about to pass out in pain be yeah he's got to be able to be a caretaker without ████ being overly caretaking at certain times yeah cuz I'll be like the ████ you in the bed for it hurts well you know what else hurts ████ getting shot and ████ get up we're going yeah philosophy right absolutely so she needs a guy that doesn't do that he needs a guy that can be like Alpha and if she's hurt he'll ████ like oh it's okay baby you know and like know how to like cook for her or like yeah he like you want chicken soup something like that okay what up Bart I think she likes dudes with like Traditional Values yeah yeah it seems like she seems like she wants to settle down and like get a backand if she doesn't clean yeah yeah like has washed more rocks than her yeah
8:28 yeah yeah yeah yeah imagine that's what she like I want a traditional man I want a healthy backhand every once in a while some dude that got their ass beat too growing up he's like okay I want somebody to ████ me up if dinner's not hot and ready by the time he comes home um I feel like I feel like the guy has to have a pickup truck he has to hey but what kind a Mazda or a freaking it's like I feel like he needs a whole car collection you know I feel like he has a why are we creating our own boyfriend like this ████ is like a trick dude I want this I want this guy is my friend how do we create Ken a guy that we don't steal I like you have a truck that's pretty cool cuz this this guy sounds like he could be like our friends cuz I'm thinking about it like if if he has
9:18 a truck he can he can help me move if I need a a truck on the weekend yeah he's going to be one of those guys that we like more than khed and then we're going to invite him more than we invite her yeah this guy's my a inure yeah what' he say uh I would say uh he needs to be able to play chess very well oh chess too that's right she's into chess she beat you in chess it'll probably be a turnoff yeah she probably thinks you're unintelligent really good yeah that's true her dad was like a what chess master yep so yeah she that's probably why she's single it's too hard like C needs a lowerer standard not a lot of guys or people in general aren't good at Smash Bros and
10:08 they're not good at chess so already those two things you can't have and the ones that are good at that not going to have a 9 in dick yeah and like philosophy I feel like you guys are describing me but I'm already okay 8 n in FL okay that's cool you got a pickup truck you don't got a pickup truck though no I don't have a pickup truck you don't have the museum my boy I like to go to museum that's one leas away from fixing that um I think he has to have a really nice smile really I like that one I think so I think that's a nice counterbalance for you say that cuz cleen don't never hardly smile oh yeah huh so it's a nice like uh you know got to balance her out ni balance yeah you you've probably known her the longest right no he's known her longer I think I think so8
10:59 boyfriend oh wait no I have no her longer I think yeah how many of her past boyfriends have lived up to this guy we've created so far not even close dude I'm trying to live up to this guy we're doesn't exist anywhere so so lower standards ladies but she's also not like she's dated guys that are different from each other very much oh cool she she likes a Vari she's definitely had but for sure though she dates dudes that are like pretty good at what they do they're not like you know what does he do you know it's like a very clear oh a star in his world High performers yeah High performers yeah exactly High performers okay yeah so like maybe like a professional juggler or something like that like or like a hula hoop Champion maybe yeah you better be the best one like yeah like something that the like Rubik's Cube like chat cup stacker a cup stacker yeah like a dude
11:51 perfect ████ bottle a trick shot guy yeah yeah trick shot guys I think she even if I think she would like a guy that that all her friends accept and like that's great that's a high bar cuz like yeah I think I think it's got to be a guy that like not all but like every gets along with their homies they're like yeah yeah like oh cuz you know people be with some some people and they're just like why the ████ are you with them they're so annoying I don't like this ████ and then like why you bring them around and ████ oh they got good social skills I think so I think it's got to be one of those where it's like all of her friends do generally like this person and want to hang with oh you know he has he does have to be cool with like guy friends cuz she has a lot of she has a lot of guy friends right so you better be secure as ████ yeah you should make that yours yeah nah dude that's not fun all
12:42 uh he's got to have hands he's got to ████ be St next yes he got to be able to fight got actually have hands oh okay no he's got stumps bro no okay maybe he has stumps but hey maybe he has St he can just get it in get it in got forearms dude yeah you never know that's good yeah true to make him relatable um he's a premature ejaculator oh good I'm glad we keep cuz that's what she wants yeah because so far making a guy that's it's like too perfect right like the reason why people don't like Superman that much and they like people with a little Edge cuz you're like oh like too let's about the flaws I feel like the bedroom she she needs the bedroom to be on point yeah but he has an 8 in dick it's just it comes fast yeah but she's not going to be able to enjoy it though he's hella in Deb let's start adding some uh some wrenches in okay okay can't even ████ it
13:34 cuz it's so to make him relatable starting now fast I can't even do anything with it D his his credit his credit score is like not that bad uhhuh but it's still like 580 dude like we're still working like we we like you can still it's not over but like he's listening to the radio on all those deals where it doesn't matter what credit you got I got one I got one check and ████ you know I got one all right so like he whatever he was doing he was at the top of his game right but that industry ████ blew up oh so maybe he had like a pager store or something like he was crushing it St like he was crushing it but that ████ just blew up he was a travel agent so right now he's out of work he's in transition in transition but He's got potential though dude because whatever a lot of skills yo yeah he was ████ crushing it but he
14:26 has to be built back up yeah he his confidence is real low right all right and it's Colleen's job man I don't think she can his coment is real low and Colleen is like yo this guy this guy's got he's got a big old fat ass he's got a big old giant arm he's got a sweet truck he's got a great camera collection but I feel like we we need to pull them up a little bit dud I think people like a pro like girls love a project they'll be like oh you're a killer you killed 50 people let me ████ teach you how to be soft you know what I mean like's like babe 580 is not that bad we can still you you know maybe pre-qual as ████ but one eye go this way oh we that's tough that's tough stop doing that Joe stop you still look all right we get corrective surgery something you think you could kind of pull back make it a little n he's too SI he looks
15:16 really good but he has like two missing front teeth two two missing front teeth physically he's great but when he walks he he got a crazy like wiggle n like a crazy like limp like you're like oh my God like he like hobbles but once he gets warm you know he's moving like but like just visually you're just like oh my God is this guy okay you know he looks like he could tip over at any point what about that no I say a dude that is like will always be there at every shoot she has for support but he's over her shoulder going I don't think it's in Focus okay about this this imagine how ████ that would be every like every other day he's always like for no reason at all they're hanging out he go are you
16:07 upset he just like every other day like would love that KH would love that are you mad at me yeah are you mad at me I feel like you don't love me as much as as I love you yeah I just feel like there's just like I just feel like I just love you way more than you love me o that's a good line and he says that every other week yeah yeah dude Ken will be in heaven dude that's a tight guy sabotaging Anthony uh every time they watch a movie doesn't matter what genre he always cries heart heart he's emotionally strong Dude Where's My Car I feel like that'll be a deal bre I know a good one too who cries a airbud he he never needs a jacket he never needs a jacket is that good or good one you know my uncle never needs pants what he always wear shorts
16:58 no matter how cold he always where does he live he just likes his legs out he lives in uh Costa Mesa oh okay that's why that's a nice that's why but I'm telling you we we will go anywhere everyone will have on even formal thing I think for his wedding he actually wore shorts like hey shorts take him snowboarding and then you see what's up you see what happens see what he does they should make no cuz he does he's like one of those outdoors type gu I go wakeboarding with him snowboarding like and I think always shorts he just take him poison I need see if he wore shorts I need to see if or if it's like if it's a long been a long time since I went snowboarding with him I need to see he just runs hot I like no jacket that's that's I don't think he need a jacket we need a positive but what if she needs a jacket and he doesn't have one to give
17:49 to her he has an extra one all the time cuz he doesn't wear he just doesn't wear it remember earlier he we said he's nurturing that's what Anthony said he's nurturing we got to no we got to create some flaws that she can like fix though it a lot of flaws yeah we need like the ey she can't fix her she's not that award well he he already doesn't have teeth he needs to get some teeth things all I want for Christmas is my I mean she's not a dentist it has to be like she has to feel like I ████ did this you're setting up the project right yeah cuz girls love that ████ dude he gets ████ pissed anytime there's like a black and white TV show he has like anger problems I Lucy drives him crazy ████ pissed Andy Griffith earlier season like calm calm him down like the Hulk it's okay my God the sun's going down oh I think he no I don't know he's
18:40 not a widower his name is Colin Colin oh that she going to work on that well he sounds like he's white so it's probably not going to work I just feel if he's broke if he just broke and she just helps him I think bad credit score is pretty good help someone not be broke that's really cool you could repair your credit and broke in somehow oh it's got it's got to be broken broken dang like physically yeah I think like he's broken cuz um his his ex-wife uh died oh that's good yeah yeah no no no no cuz she'll Wonder last girlfriend who broke his heart is like just barely barely less attractive than Colleen oh yeah yeah maybe she was a ████ and broke his heart so she didn't die cuz then we don't want him she didn't die no cuz we don't want Cen to feel like oh oh does he actually love her more than me
19:32 but then she died all right how about this he he he was uh he was in the Marines but he had a dishonorable discharge for what yeah was the that's pretty what's a what's a really he was on adult friendfinder.com for too long oh what's what's the most mid reason honorable it's like not that bad and it's also uh he did Coke he did Coke okay he's got a Coke problem how about that dishonorable about dishonorable dist perfect but he some weed like if he smoked weed in the military you can get a dis on he also saved like a senator's life so kind of Bounce Down yeah he saved the Senator's life or it wasn't even his weed he was smuggling it for a friend oh jeez we know someone who got a dishonorable yeah he left because during boot camp he broke his leg and they didn't take care of him so he said ████ this and then he called friend and he got a he just bounced he just left and
20:23 went to a hospital I think Colleen would love a guy like that yeah that be who takes LGE you know all right now we have to think of one really bad deal breaker quality and this guy has to come with it a deal breaker a real bad one bad a deal breaker but she can't break the deal she just has to keep on with them she so she's like it's a deal breaker but she has to live with it yeah tell I'm telling you it's the bed bro it has to be the bed man it has to be the bed but in what way like he can't get it up or he it always takes 6 minutes to get hard but he'll always please her hella but it takes always 6 minutes of work to get hard 6 minutes that's not that bad you got to work they could forl for 6 minutes just like you really got to work for it it's not going to be just given to it but then how many minutes does it last after that dude whatever she needs
21:13 how about how about how about it's the the the same circumstances as yours but it just takes probably like you know it's it's a hit or miss instead of like just 6 minutes it's like one day it'll be like ████ amazing everything and then the next day is complete ████ like 50% CH what about what about what about Colleen always has to choke him yes that's that's the best one and she's like ah ████ I don't want to she's like come on babe please please please please these are all the qualities that make care M let you choke me but you have to do the choking let us know how well we did and he goes can I call you mommy yeah yeah yeah let us know if you want to meet Joe's friend that's exactly like this
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