0:00 but that's the difference you you have like let's say little Ryan or little Bart in the sink right and they're like what the did you do goes I thought it was funny and they're like fine I won't do it anymore no I'm so sorry right versus like these kids like I am really a cat I am a cat get your hands off [Music] me all right everybody because we have the free thinking Absolution mat in here let's go baby it's important it's important to everybody know that here at JK news we report the news that the mainstream media won't so today's article is very special I hope you share it with your friends okay cuz you're too ████ to tell the real stories this article was submitted it's because we're not funded this article was submitted by a very own Steve so you know what's the real deal okay Steve gleen
0:50 yes oh no students these are white Overlord students dressed as furries could be collected by Animal Control if this new Oklahoma bill passes no way dude straight cats and dogs Oklahoma rep Justin Humphrey his name is Humphrey by the way I think that's funny says his bill is a bit sarcastic but he's making a point I like it actually if you identify as an animal then let the ████ animal control take and you're off leash and you're not microchipped you got to go I thought they were identifying more as anamorphs and not what's anamorph what's anamor really technical the books remember anthropomorphic exist you never saw those ████ books from the Scholastic Book Club that had the the flip yeah then why don't why aren't they wearing a book then why are they wearing furry animals no the book is a reference of animal they're not books they supposed
1:42 to be a book They're not identifying as book shap shifter I I don't know this is the problem with free thinking yeah you have low IQ mother you get stuck in a logical Circle a lot I'm dumb so I need communism like we said I'm one of the guys get fat off Dunkin Don we get focused on the wrong thing hey some of us would something about furries we're talking about anamorphs the true definition I don't know any furries in real life but I feel like we have a pretty strong fan base who are furries is there really well I think any like what is strong fan base of fures mean like what's the number I can picture that's a good question a good I'm learning from that dude I can picture a guy in a wolf outfit and next to his catg girlfriend watching JK news right now it's probably right now would you say strong fan Bas
2:32 mean like 90% or you mean like 1% I would say 90% of their Community which makes 05 of our fan base cuz it's not a big number of people 05 of our fan base is still like over 10,000 people is it really that's good math that's really good math Asian math oh you're going based on a two million I'm going based off of our 25,000 views our loyal okay that's true Real G's so yeah they're they're not identifying as an animal they're identifying as an anamorph no no no don't no they are anamorph yeah just stick to an let's make this conversation don't bring up anamorphs anymore or really dive into animor you're going to blow my brains dude he doesn't even know what animorph
3:22 is unfort what is an animorph it's a person that turns into an animal okay like a legit animal the covers of these books was always like a person and then there would be like four developmental stages that they become the animal right so you can see the transformation depicted is it like It's morphin time kind of kind of kind of kind of so a furry is a person who is in a mascot like a mascot outfit right yeah that's where you buy it yeah yeah but identifying it as I wouldn't say just specifically an animal but as a furry they're identifying as a furry which is its own category of cuz a furry is like a humanoid version of that animal so if you have a dog the proportions look like a human but the head's a dog why do they drink milk out of the little Bowl if they're a cat yeah that's that doesn't make sense that's true like why not eat like burgers like isn't that cultural isn't that cultural appropriation let's
4:12 let's be let's be authentic and let's be intelligent cuz Chinese people already had The Monkey King and just that pig guy Egypt's been doing this see so Chinese people were stealing from Egypt maybe what came first though both they're both the same oldness okay oldness let me that's good question I'm going to ask Monkey King or Egyptian anamorphs okay which one first curries are people who identify with animals who have human characteristics like cartoon characters that's the official definition via Google and WebMD WebMD has a thing about this they better feel like they can be spending their time elsewhere no this is the real news man this is the real official breaking I don't think they could write any more articles on herpy yeah oh yeah they ran out of material we
5:03 know everything already so now it's got to be something new okay let me get an official um image that I can show everybody so okay so this is a collection of furries sweet see that's not even that many people though it's like what 60 people right there I told you 90% of their fan base yeah like 60 you know what I mean there's a lot of JK furries I think so same time imagine and animal control coming by to have to Wrangle one what do they have to do that would offend somebody so bad that they call animal control and then two would animal control take this seriously and be like I got real ████ to and what if you're just a like a guy who's entertaining a birthday party and you're not meant to yeah you're at work you're not culturally a furry you're just at work yeah yeah you're at work fur you said you said you kind of like it cuz this this rep is obviously being a bit
5:54 sarcastic but to prove a point what do you feel like the point is I don't know what his point is I just like like that if you want to be an animal then you get to go to the pound yeah that's what I like I just like seeing someone that looks like we need a pool getting locked up yeah can you imagine winning the pool like in handcuffs because he's going to animal jail or like another guy that looks like Tony the Tiger and then a bunch of cops are beating him on the street that would be fun but they would have to be doing something malicious problematic right it's like a replacement for the regular police like instead of them then Animal Control that's a crazy lot in of all places Oklahoma if one of them's got a gun they're sending animal control that's so funny oh the ████ loop with the stick yeah yeah but what do you think it might be if this guy's making a point so to
6:45 speak like what is what are they doing that's so problematic that probably think he's in the same school of thought as me where it's like oh you want to smoke a cigarette young man smoke the whole ████ car yeah like you want to be an animal so bad then yeah here's my ████ grappling Hook's like all right well you better get neutered and spay cuz we can't get more of you in our community I think it's to prevent the normalization of this amongst children so there are a lot of kids in school right now in high school and middle school that are identifying us first I can just tell your IQ is just much higher than mine we set him up for that the whole thing is just set up you guys set the standard so that makes me seem smart thank you I appreciate it keep going thank you guys keep going I'm gonna take NES but I
7:35 think that's what it is because right now there's a thing where among schools like all right if you're a furry you have if you can identify as a furry and you can come to school in your furry outfit which is like weird yeah right I don't think anyone's mad about people dressing up as an animal that's do whatever you want to do in life nobody cares but we get to beat you up a little bit right yeah just get beat up a bit like I have a right to beat you up just like you have a right to wear this right but to normalize it within schools and be like no like you have to respect the fact that little Timmy thinks he's a cat and therefore you have to address him as a cat and you have to give him a litter box in school I think that's really what he's saying like if you want to act like a damn animal we're going to treat you like an animal because it's weird like School saying okay you have to respect little Timmy because he identifies as a
8:25 cat I think that's what they're pushing back against not the fact that people want to dress up as animals or dress up as anime like this has always been around no one's ever frowned upon it yeah just do it at home right yeah it's the same thing with like drag like drag has always been around no one cares that you do drag but when you start rolling out drag into schools like no like that's my kid you don't get to indoctrinate my kid I get to indoctrinate my kid yeah I get to be dragged for my kid yeah that's my decision you know back when we were in high school if you sagged your pants they would either tell you to like pull your pants up or you got to go home or they got to you know kids panted you but then if you wear a ████ if you were like think about the the the disruption of a kid wearing a furry outfit in class I think like how distracting is that and on top of that if the whole school is bending over backwards to for little Timmy all the other kids are going to be
9:15 like yo I want to be a ████ furry too I want to ████ in a cat box they're trying to say if you want to beat up a guy in a furry you first have to identify as animal control it just role play oh my bad but you know if you were going to be beat up you might as well be beat up in a furry outfit cuz they look very com more pading yeah you can take more blows it's not and nobody will see you cry under there yeah less soft especially if you identify as a porcupine if you're in that world then then can you identify as that furry's predator and kill them actually yeah but then you're also a furry if you do that that's not furry rules though no I'm a tiger I kill ████ little mice or whatever yeah but then Varsity football's still going to beat you up after problem you got to worry about cuz they identify as jocks damn it dude I mean I know I'm probably supposed
10:06 to be like that's bad for society but I kind of like watching it all go to ████ like it's funny um maybe it's the comedy side that's like wow like how far are they going to go and they I heard that they were letting kids like ████ in the sink and stuff cuz they're like I'm a cat he poor janitor dude that's ████ hilarious my ████ cat don't ████ in a state but then like we did ████ like that as pranks without identifying as anything n dude never you identified as hoodlums but that's the difference you you have like let's say little Ryan or little Bart ████ in a sink right and they're like what the ████ you do goes I thought it was funny and they're like fine I won't do it anymore no I'm so sorry right versus like these kids like I am really a cat I am a cat get your hands off me like like you're like we got to get this kid to animal control this Hess
10:57 it's funny because like I get it like if you want to do that it doesn't hurt anybody it's not imposing cool but then a part of me is also just jealous that people get rights when I got trouble for the safe sh [Music] yeah
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