0:00 bring the kids inside and I need to think because if I go off impulse yeah that's scary what you just said is already scary he's gonna kill the whole family I'm gonna do something that's not gonna be beneficial long term it might be beneficial short term see he's gonna kill him [Music] so first of all um I'm gonna tell you guys about this thing that happened but we need to hear from Bart immediately after to see if you would do the same thing oh I'm me don't bias the answer because I think you're the only a real dad in the room oh what the ████ dude that's controversial so check it out there's a father in Idaho okay he's with his two young daughters in the in the backyard they spot a guy The Neighbor Next Door
0:52 at his window jerking it in full view Jesus Christ so these little girls so he's got his dick up on the window so think about this he's got his dick all the way up on the window so and then and then it's hitting the window glass the pain is like vibrating so it doesn't even feel good for him or it does yeah so he's doing that looking down there kids the father files a police report oh no police if I was a police report about the incident and it's almost like the cops are ignoring it they no charges are filed or anything so he gets really upset and he starts to think that like hey they're just gonna let this go they're not gonna do anything about it so what does he do he grabs his gun breaks into the house and he wipes out their entire family oh
1:42 that's too much whoa he kills that dude that's too much he kills um he kills the both parents and another 16 year old son what wow what if they were all victims of him being a bad guy that's too much so really it's too much that's usually what you guys pitch is for what we should do erase this whole bloodline that's too much I never touched a family no you don't think so they should kill his family second cousins that's not something I don't think it's the family like that no no no sorry Rob Zombie get two horses what would you do you solve that situation you know you tie a rope to you know a guy's Limbs and then you take two horses and make them run that that's from ████ wife I've heard you guys say
2:33 that uh-huh everybody in this room is so though yeah Colleen said it once what's the correct reaction okay if I saw that I think the first thing I would do is probably bring the kids inside and I need to think because if I go off impulse yeah that's scary as ████ hey what you just said is already scary because I can't oh he's gonna kill the whole family I'm gonna do something that's not gonna be beneficial long term it might be beneficial short term see he's gonna kill the whole thing that's the whole thing that is so scary and you just sit and think because I don't trust myself yeah if I just always beat the ████ out of them I'm like he's still my neighbor he's literally my neighbor you know so I gotta go like maybe I gotta figure out plans to move first okay but path of least resistance
3:23 I need that no no and then I come back later but I gotta like because you know when you want to plan a crime you got to find the destination and reverse engineer your way back well because you don't want to be caught yeah so I don't want to beat the ████ out of my neighbor and then my neighbor goes my neighbor beat the ████ out of me now I go to jail now he keeps jacking off in front of Tycoon for the next 20 years right yeah so I'm like that's that's not smart so I'm like I need to get out of this situation first but then I'll always remember what happened okay and then I'll figure out how to so I gotta go think that's my first thing think okay you could if he's just out in the open you can just record docs it and then let the internet have them because they'll go ████ hard that's one way would my page just get flagged for ████ having a guy jacking off yeah and you'd be flagged for bullying really would that be bullet I mean like if I can't put
4:13 someone else's jacket go put yourself ghost account yeah but isn't it like public indecency like what ain't that yeah that's illegal was he beating it to like is it he's a guy right he's beating it right he's beat it to a daughter or something daughters who has two daughters okay that's different though see that's what I gotta think because if I just jump to my Ig yeah let's say it does go viral now everyone knows where I live too not your personal account well on a boat if it's a ghost one I don't know if people would actually care like there's no like what's the stakes there's like oh he's one of the millions of people that beat to people people in labor right right there's a lot of people that care yeah yeah you post that ████ like on 4chan or whatever like they go that's a big deal but wouldn't they also know that they'll find they'll try to angulate the location but they also triangulate me they'll find you from the type of bush that's growing in your area yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't want to be I
5:04 don't want to be visible so like I would have to leave first oh because then now that guy knows that you recorded it so that now it's like you didn't finish the job because he's still alive or if people come in like let's say they want to like I don't know ████ SWAT this house or whatever they're gonna be like oh wait the end goal was from that house let's go meet that guy and then say hey man you're a hero and they're gonna come find out know who I am and I gotta want too much publicity like that yeah it is a lot of unwanted activity that's why I gotta go think before I make a move the thing is I don't know even no matter where the ████ I am I don't know who the D.A is so I'm already there they'll just arrest me whatever even if this is ████ Idaho by the way and he didn't trust the cops now imagine you're in Portland OR California or some ████ oh God yeah awful this is Idaho brother yeah this is like wind polls close the Republican wins in like two and a half seconds that's kind of ████ yeah so now it's like what the ████ is going on in
5:54 Idaho so I'm like all right my whole thing is I would just immediately um call the call the cops make sure there's a police report and then I would just do some ████ about my alarm system because I don't I'm not gonna assault this guy and go get sued to hell and lose my house or some ████ yeah I think first thing is you gotta get a video of this dude jerking it yep that's that's back pocket that's you figure out what you do with that later but because even if you don't publicize it I can blackmail them you got to get evidence number one yeah evidence just be like hey man come here and then you show them the video you want me to show this to your wife does she know about this ████ so I think they I think the family did know so they're a family of perverts I think so or he or he's been abusing the whole family I think that family on the other side I think they're just trash and I think he might have confronted them and
6:44 said something and they and they were like defending or something so also that's why he felt Justified all over in front of the house anyway they had like a weird dispute yeah he probably just has the whole family just has to die then you know if we're gonna go that route then the first thing we do is we go to Home Depot we buy a bunch of wooden boards I board up all the windows and doors and then I start filling the house with cement from the chimney [Laughter] expensive that's really expensive we got we call ████ cmex or whatever that company is
7:35 murder everybody I'd probably do what this guy did it's way cheaper five for one I mean all he did was take his gun break into the house but then now what he's in jail now that's the sad part is like now you're just out of your kid he's he's facing life in prison ████ like he's good he's not gonna be in his child's life yeah that's why I gotta reverse engineer everything I'm like Parson bro what's the craziest crime on the gas line on yeah do I need to flee the country or like what the ████ am I gonna do how much is something but sometimes you got to do it one two three how much is a matchbook you get a hose you put in your exhaust and you put it into the window of the house and then you just let it run dude while they're sleeping then they like oh we see you with the hose ████ 500 feet of Hose but it's like a real small hose like a real tiny hose a real tiny hose that makes sense why you killed the whole
8:25 family because he went over to confront and then they all that does change things I think they were like a trashy and it's like oh yeah it's like okay you're all you're all complicit in this ████ weird ████ and then you just went in there and massacred the entire family oh that's ████ that's pretty funny that's crazy now your daughter doesn't or your son doesn't have you yeah see that's why you can't you can't be too impulsive yeah that's what I'm saying it feels good now is not good but that's so crazy that the cops didn't do anything that too crazy in Idaho too yeah right I would imagine they don't take you know like they take that stuff very seriously imagine they don't take kindly defund the police movement they went straight to Idaho because they knew that was like the place where they actually respect cops the most so this is like really crazy but even then though if you
9:15 think about the technicality right they call the police and they say this guy's jacking off that's it yeah what are they going to do public indecency like you know it's like they're like I'm jacking off what do you want me to do so it makes it the book of police dispatch hey hey this guy's a cool bladed about jacking off I'm jacking off hey hey chief come lock me up too huh as soon as the rest I'm gonna handcuffed myself I can still jack off hey uh hey sorry we're out we're too busy arresting each other over here for jerking it gonna be a little busy a couple of Wise Guys but that is definitely one of the one of the uh details is that the father felt
10:05 like there was never going to be any justice for what happened you know that's actually the number one purpose of the justice system for us to catch jerkers no it's two um third party just it's two third-party prevent vigilantism yeah for like revenge and stuff so you have a completely different system that is supposed to take care of these things so that we don't have people coming in killing each other off because it's like eye for an eye like if we keep doing it it's gonna be family feuds so the police wrote the police report and it's the D.A that didn't want to prosecute or like it's unclear it just it they just know that if it was like it got shelled just did enough nothing yeah well some of those things are really tricky the details of him calling the cops and they it is a file but it just never got acted on yeah because what can they charge
10:55 them on he's in his house I mean he's he's jerking it towards kids that's you'd be easy it's exposing yourself to a minor yeah I thought that was a charge it's an actual it's illegal yeah you can't do that it's called jerking towards kids can't even do it on Omegle it's a it's a it's a statue that is also kind of sad when like the crime doesn't match your emotions it drapes yeah but you know what I mean like when someone's jerking it towards your kids it's like a ████ visceral response right yeah but then if someone were to write it down it's like oh he was just masturbating in the window in front of miners then it's like what is that oh two weeks in jail but like what the ████ those are my ████ kids though yeah so it's like it's like it yeah it doesn't match it's
11:45 someone that gets caught with a piece of crack does like 10 years yeah but a guy that jacks off in front of kids gets out in two weeks is towards the proportionate like it's ████ weird what's up with the sex offender stuff then he doesn't get put on a list or something that's what he wanted he wanted all these things to happen where he now he can't live in certain areas like he wants the the guy to pay what he's supposed to pay yeah but he's supposed to be jerking off in the window like well that's why the justice system can't fail because if it can't fail then people feel unjustified yeah so now they have to go and ████ kill that was a big uh as we say here but like at the same time like oh actually I was gonna say I can't blame him but no go ahead Lynn we'll end on that note go ahead Nick says he can't play you can't blame him for jerking you're talking about the Joker
12:35 this guy that's what Nick says this guy right that's what Nick Dunn says not the masturbator he was my friend but he's I don't I don't really know him very well you guys saw it you guys saw yourself Nick was going like this I didn't really know Nick I I knew him just during JK shoots so yeah I don't know [Music] laughs
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