0:00 but he's 70 years old he's probably deaf he's probably de and he's rubbing his nuts and he's sniffing him he's sniffing his hand I don't know why but old people love doing this what old [Music] person Joe how do you find a person that did a hit and run if you have a camera on your car okay that's good and then you look up their license plate start with that okay follow the trail of what got hit you get a magnifying glass you look at the dent or whatever the damage and you find the particle of paint that it belongs which car and you do research and then after long days and weeks of research you find the car all right from there you go to the DMV and get hey give me all the list of the all these cars
0:51 and you ask col huh yep and then you says who the ████ are you a dancer I'm not giving that and then you grease them a little bit hey uh I'll pay you 20 bucks if you tell me the license 20 bucks in this day and age yeah that's probably not 20 bucks you're going to you're going to bribe a government worker with 20 bucks be worth it when they argue with you you say hey man $20 is better than Z hey man yeah yeah it's better than your job and then they go oh you're right AB bet you're pretty convincing huh you get jobs done you're like an oracle dude I like that you insult them but that's the way to do it and that's how you actually catch them well then how do you find a hit and run uh person when they hit a body a person oh sh DNA test DNA test yeah you find a little particle of whatever same process honestly you track it whatever direction
1:41 that went last you keep asking for cameras where Whoever has cameras around that area and whatever camera you find with that same vehicle you keep tracking it down the road down the road that's actually that's actually really probably the best answer Google Earth it have you ever thought about what happens when there's a hit and run involving a boat oh a boat then you go to the dock and then you see which boat has a scratch find a particle a piece of wood yeah chipped off from the boat you find evidence you you match the paint that scratched your boat yeah you find the sea barnacle and then you go to the boat with all the Barnacles up there it is what if it again is not two boats can you just tell us the ████ what happened I'm going to attack you what if it's what if it's airplanes
2:32 it's like what the ████ ran an elderly Asian man was killed in Oakland this has nothing do no so uh that's amazing there was a hidden run with a boat and a person in the water oh ████ well what were they doing just swimming and the boat so it's really sad uh they don't know yet there was a girl that was wakeboarding and even know when you spill off your wakeboard the boat's got to come around and get you while while she was just like uh treading waiting for the boat to come back around another boat which was a 42t Boston Whaler they call it I don't even know what that is I don't either 42 foots big boat big boy yeah it comes by and it just hits her in the head and kills her and then that boat didn't stop and just kept going but they didn't know that cuz it's so big how would you know
3:22 if you hit someone that's the thing that might be what they plead in court yeah or maybe who knows but uh it's still manslaughter right yeah they were looking for the boat for about a day and then they ended up finding the correct boat at like dock nearby it was being uh driven is it driven or piloted I I'll say driven it's boed Saed Bo yeah it's being driven by like an old guy in the 70s so maybe he didn't see her right but then how did they find the boat right they just searched like crazy cuz every boat's got a dock somewhere I think they just searched all the nearby uh places where it could have like ported how did they know it was a boat they looked at the the damage on the person they had a description they knew that it was like a light blue like specific type boat and then they the description yeah it's easy catch but yeah hit and run on a boat as
4:12 a as a person in the water it's got to be pretty rough ouch yeah but is it that like how noticeable is it I bet you wouldn't even know you think so yeah because you're up here and the ████ boat is like boat boats are noisy the person is down here and you're not going to see them you know well the thing is you could the driver was probably looking down for a quick second he's old as ████ yeah he's probably rubbing his nuts while driving it's really hard to see things in water cuz it's always like reflecting and ████ so it's I can't imagine how hard it would see like for that guy to like see a person in the water that he you think it was her fault huh do you think it was the woman's fault fault dude there's no way cuz even if you saw it and you try to swim your way away it's like a boat's faster than you you know there's nothing you could have done maybe dive I don't
5:02 know she needed a better maybe voice how do you avoid if she was like excuse me excuse me that maybe would have helped yeah but he's 70 years old he's probably deaf he's probably DEA and he's rubbing his nuts and he's sniffing him he's sniffing his hand I don't know why but old people love doing this what old person didn't you say your grandpa used to do that my Grandpa would use a massager while smoking cigarette I remember imagine him doing that and driving a boat yeah yeah you're lucky he found that late in life for you wouldn't exist my friend that's one of the funniest visuals ever also what time was it at bright in the day early Sunset yeah probably that's probably what this guy was doing so if it's too bright he definitely didn't see her if it's too bright if it's too sunny
5:53 oh yeah yeah cuz his eyes are squinting like this he's driving toward the sun the sun was two out when invisibility is maxed out oh yeah but he probably had sunglasses dark mode guy yeah wait did they ever question him or was he like they're questioning him now and they said that he's being fully Cooperative so it could be that he really didn't know yeah it could be could have been the freak maybe he thought he hit like a seal he's like boom stupid seals yeah it could yeah could be that he thought he was did they ask him if he's farsighted or nearsighted you know all of that counts the matter or blind they just ask him they don't even test him they just ask he's he's a blind boat driver there you go the cool thing is that there at least like he's he's like being completely Cooperative he's answering everything he's not like saying that you know he's not bullshitting with them I think he's probably sincerely like sorry that he did it yeah I I think a part of
6:44 me liked being out where there's other boats when I'm in a boat too cuz it feels like if ████ happens they'll come to rescue but now I hear this I I don't want other boats around me no dude they're scary I want to be the only one in the ocean well that's why as a scuba diver myself you want to make sure you got your flags out you got to have your flags out if you're going to be if you're going to be in well because yeah this this happens all the time oh she did have traffic you put flags up what do you do you got to put your flags out yeah so that people know okay there's a swimmer in is it like a floating thingy like a buoy it's like a buoy but yeah it's like a bunch of buoys but then they have flags on them oh so when you actually scuba dive there's Flags around the area that you're scuba diving well I didn't do that but um that's what that's the are you actually TR scuba I'm a certified scuba diver what okay so then
7:35 what's your let's say you're you're trading water let's say a boats coming at you and you know they don't see you how do for me because I'm a scuba diver so I just I go down I dive that's what I was saying she could have just no or she had a floaty on usually those people were floaties take it off and I wonder how far the other boat yeah cuz like to not know that someone Wasing it seems kind of strange that that he didn't see any of it but so aren't they kind of loud so how do you not see it coming like can't you tell that there's like like something's here you know but wake is weird too cuz sometimes things get obfuscated in the wake you can't see everything dude I saw this one video it's kind of funny I don't know what they did after but one guy was wake boarding right and then the driver of the boat ████ threw his leash out and he jumped out there and then he started wakeboarding but the guy as soon as he got out he fell and then
8:26 while he was there he crossed lines with them he fell so the boat run away boat no but at least they had they had that thing where you the treadmill and you attach it to your body the little clip and it pulls it out no NOP the boat just kept going the leashes were just how do you like what do you do in that situation you just wait for it to run a gas imagine if it was that boat that hit somebody on the ground it just kept going cuz boats are like is it like this kind of throttle where if you let go it it won't go back down depends on the boat a little Pontoon speed boats if you're you're in a speed boat you do have those clips though at least that security it falls out then turns off stops the engine you know what boat I always wanted to ████ uh maneuver was gay cruise ship gay ship US Navy it's been my dream prde
9:16 month cruise ship and aircraft areer the the the ████ motor that's like this or the or the one in Florida where it's the big fan fan boats Bou boats those are sick that's my culture dude yeah I've always wanted to do like a sale like where you turn the sale to make the window lame you went backwards we got cool for a second then you chimed in yeah yeah we're on fan boats I want to stop I throw it anchor down the video was so cool and then like it just I I like the idea of us putting editing notes for you to cut yourself out and then he refuses no he has to do it he's like never going to happen I always thought like with those fan boats I'm like why isn't everybody down there doing that ████ it looks so fun it's cuz there's Gators in those Waters dude there's gatorators
10:06 would you want to be on a gay cruise what are some what are some pros what's a gay cruise you've been on there was a gay Cruise movie Back in the Day called Boat Trip honestly I love that movie and I know it's one of the most lowest rated films on rot it was a great movie Cuba goody Jr acting like he's gay in order to sleep with this chick I do remember that it's so utterly ridiculous I do remember seeing the trailer for it dude did it work it was a did he sleep with her I think in the end he became honest with her and then they had a more meaningful connection I can't remember so you're telling me that's not going to work I forgot cuz I was so young but it was a it was a gay Cruise movie when she finds out that he's he's not gay is she like heartbroken about it like she's like I can't believe you're not I could trust you yeah she cuz he lied Li whole thing it's not about that you're not gay yeah yeah and that you cannot ████ me it's but the funny thing is that the
10:57 whole the whole movie he's like this fake gay guy and like becomes her best friend but then the whole time she's like I wish you were straight you're just the perfect guy you know like she keeps and you but then when he finally comes out his straight she's like he lied to me I love that wow it's great and it's that one girl you know who who's the girl that that plays the girl boat trip it's one of the girls that we named during um oh when we were getting in the not the naughties we never talk about the naties no never it's one of those on yeah that's to be like one of the worst films ever made I think really cuz it's like offensive or it just sucks ass I think it just sucks ass I think but I saw it as an adolesson fuing everything was dope yeah when it came out as a kid I was like oh this is so good a great movie it's old movie a lot of Kevin Smith movies did that to me
11:48 when when I was it was like the right age when I was watching those movies I was like ████ you like Paul what was it Paul Bart is thatth I'm thinking like Jane Sil Bob all that stuff oh yeah oh Kevin Smith Kevin James Okay Kevin Smith no but when Kevin Smith was like first doing his movies and stuff I remember all that ████ jerky boy killed me he's Jerky Boys too I think he's no we're just giving him no support he did clerks he did M rats M rats Chasing Amy which is still good in my opion Chasing Amy is good really good CU it's not that crazy no it's not J you know they were supposed to have Prince at the end of uh that one they got Mor's day in the time dude that's pretty sick though you know what I thought was interesting though Kevin Smith doing his speeches were way more interesting than his movies I agree with you I think I think Kevin Smith's kind of embrace that
12:38 at this point like he he's a very good public speaker oh wow doesn't give a ████ oh wow oh wow [Music]
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