0:00 yeah there's times where deer will eat like a ████ um like a rabbit like a rabbit yeah or some ████ like that yep it's crazy I saw one of a bear going into a 7-Eleven he'd steal snowballs [Music] welcome back to careful boys we are very careful boys we got Chappelle back hey Chappelle and we got Nick's kids these kids are here and today we are going to share our favorite ways to waste time I think on my phone I always go to the airport with a fully charged phone so that if I need to kill time I could just go what do you watch specifically yeah what's wasting it honestly like just
0:51 Instagram just ████ aimless mindless mindless scroll is probably the most popular most popular but you're never in the mood like sometimes I'm in a natural disaster mood or like a shootout mood for like wanna see some flooding robbery fail Moon flooding is good Robbie Phil oh those are good to watch Amazon package sabotage like the whole that's a good glitter bomb here's a here's a unique deep cut I like to look up old Nintendo manuals from when I was a kid from the games I owned to see if my memory matches up with what I saw when I was a kid what you're so used I'll look up Double Dragon of like 1989 and remember the manual and go oh yeah I remember it showed these stats and it showed diagrams and I look them up online because they're all in databases now and there's like hundreds and I just go wow I didn't remember that correctly you know and I do that for hours that's a strong one
1:43 remember the coach you would have to type in on like Mortal Kombat the Konami codes yeah just to do a fatality oh yeah yeah back in the day yeah I love to say I'd love to see if I'm Mandela effecting that's like a hobby of mine to go like am I seeing it differently in my head or is it well they say like 50 of your memories a lot and on top of that your memory is the memory of the last time you thought about it not the actual event so that's like why it's like playing telephone with your mind yeah that's why it's like always wrong yeah but we can trust our women's testimony though you know what I get addicted to watching watching there's two things it's always animal ████ too oh dudes animals in the wild like eating each other yeah and then hunting videos which meanwhile I would never ████ hunt I would never shoot an animal no she's a vegetarian yeah but I sit here and watch these because it's like it's interesting like the sniper scope camera where they just
2:33 like where people like legit hunt their food they're like like they're like waiting do you watch catch and cooks or you just watch the hunt it's like the catch and cook I love catching so catch a cookie yeah yeah like to hunt like you're just gonna shoot that ████ javelina all right cool I watched one of Gordon Ramsay ████ deep Dives and grabs a lobster and Cooks it like in five minutes that's what I'm saying either that s███'s interesting I can ████ go all day no it's super interesting but also highly unsettling is watching animal videos of animals doing things they don't normally do and they're not supposed to like like playing poker like when um omnivore or like herbivore animals start eating other animals freak animal stuff that is so scary here yeah there's times where deer will eat like a ████ um like a rabbit like a rabbit yeah or some ████ like that yep it's crazy dude I saw one of a bear going into a 7-Eleven he'd steal snowballs
3:25 yo Bears don't give a ████ they'll go in stores they'll go in houses they were like yeah and he kept coming back for more more Hostess ████ did he really yeah it's a great he's like Twinkie or I come out of the items dude I swear but meanwhile like watching these videos like especially animals hunting they're like food yeah like everyone's like oh this is so ruthless this is so ruthless but I'm like that's how they have to eat yeah I'm like that's not ruthless that's just what it is because literally the animal's thinking like yeah I gotta ████ eat yes because like all the like a bear the amount of meat like yeah the amount of like food it has to consume just to like not you know like feel like hungry and bears are wasteful they'll just eat the skin of a salmon and go yeah yeah yeah I had I had a buddy go on a uh I don't know if they go I don't know if they go African safari with their family and he
4:17 was like when you're like in like nature nature like not ████ like eating Canyon or ████ on a trail we're in nature nature he goes the amount of violence is ████ insane like you know for us like if we're sitting at a park and there's like ████ a mosquito God damn it like that's our nature right like that frequency is happening but death everywhere so like they're just driving in a Jeep and you see like a deer go into like drink some water alligator comes out ████ pulls a deer in that motherfucker's dead and then ████ a lion just chasing a gazelle kills his ass and then you see hyenas come and The Lion and the hyenas fighting one of them dies ████ vulture comes like as you're in this Jeep he was like on a 15 minute ride he probably witnessed like 30 deaths it's like daily D-Day yeah daily and that's
5:07 that's so normal that's like mosquitoes and flies going on our food yeah but that's their mosquito and flies in real nature well they also don't know when they're gonna ████ get that next opportunity yeah they have to get it like that's why they ████ don't stop yeah you know what I mean I've been seeing some videos of uh monkeys that are like in the highest trees and they're jumping across and then what's chasing them are like Jaguars yes and jaguars will fall all the way to the bottom but then there's another one jumping right up on their crap there was one Jaguar that did like a ████ backflip to catch this ████ monkey but cats always land on their feet though so ████ crazy and then you hear these monkeys like yelping and you're like oh ████ have you seen monkeys eat smaller monkeys yes yes because monkeys will
5:57 hunt under smaller monkeys if they feel like human that's why it's weird it's like little kids are like yeah and they'll grab they'll grab monkeys chew the other monkeys in it but also that's like a ████ like a dominance thing you know because they're trying to like clear out like the monkey with the Frog when he's jerking off with it yeah [Laughter] you know monkeys are involved evolving right now they have monkey Wars right because it's like for territory or whatever and now they're using tools for battle and they're using all kinds of sharks yeah they're doing treaties yeah wait really yeah like like our Bronze Age is when we started using tools and ████ that's where the monkeys are now yeah when the monkeys when the monkeys start getting into the city yeah they're gonna ████ us up what's the month start doing AI in India there's a monkey and dog War
6:48 that's going on oh yeah the stray dogs so then so then the stray dogs would gang up and like kill a monkey and then so they'll like grab puppies and then take it to the roof and throw them yeah we gotta kill these monkeys dude anytime monkeys do ████ it always makes me laugh even if it's that me too because they're just like dude like like the straight face because that's my favorite ████ to Google is monkeys doing people ████ oh dude it's hilarious or when people go to the zoos and they like the one viral video the lady throws a bottle at the monkey and the monkey picks up and throws it right back at her yeah yo how long ago did harambe die seven years ago seven years ago it was last month just last month just last night really yeah damn okay I didn't do I didn't go anywhere what did y'all think about that yeah
7:38 I don't think it was needed yeah like why couldn't they just tranquilize them yeah does that not having a school you need a scapegoat they need a scapegoat for the world government it was ████ up made me sad I know I like I like uh monkeys um um bowling humans and also I like I like monkey perverts monkey perverts are great monkey primers are great they're looking up the skirt yeah I like when uh Chinese families drive into a nature preserve and then the wife gets out of the car inside and she go ████ you ████ and then a ████ line it takes takes comes
8:28 and takes her away I don't understand like it's like yo like they see you as food yeah they tell you to stay in the car and then you think you're special for some reason and then you are special you can take it off I need a better picture your picture's gonna look like ████ if you're at the window in front of it yeah you gotta lean out a little bit anytime nature backfires I love it I'm like you didn't respect nature yeah anytime I see people like die from that ████ I'm like I mean what'd you think yeah what the ████ did you think yeah that is what happened I always give a moment of silence you do I do and I feel I feel bad about what happened hey y'all know that remember that mountain lion that was in like Los Feliz oh oh yeah
9:18 yeah yeah yeah they killed that ████ oh that's right that just happened how did you feel about that I was pretty bummed but but I understood why they had to euthanize it because what was going on p12 so like it was I mean it was going around in the neighborhoods it was like eating people's dogs he was ████ around and he found out he found out but they caught him and they were just going to put him in a better you know area for him to like Thrive and ████ well I guess um when he when they when they caught him they run tests on him just to make sure he's good before they just so they can set him up for Success yeah well he got his ████ round levels were all the way up yeah ████ around levels were all the way up and so basically um he got hit by a car so he was pretty ████ up today's video is brought to you by Lumi all right check this out I actually stopped using deodorant um in high school when I found out that
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11:54 they didn't need yeah just put them down I don't want I don't want to go that far but yeah yeah I had grandma with Alzheimer's I think she should have left way earlier yeah oh you know what's a major time waster oh God you guys ever go on IMDb and just look up everything about certain movies while you're watching the movie while you're watching yo I do it all the time oh he's in this movie you look up all the Goofs all the trivia oh my God you connect actor dots you're like oh he was in this and this and this and this that's two dude that takes a long time I was doing that with the Captain Phillips y'all seen that one oh that's a great movie I started crying yeah but it's just it's real and it's very
12:46 little words yeah you seen it I haven't seen it yeah that's the champion movie oh you're gonna like the ending because the end of the Navy Seals come and this is one part out that's probably one of my favorite Parts because they're on a boat and the Navy Seals on a raft and you see them looking through the viewfinder thing or the scope and it's like the chances of hitting the guy is so slim but he pulls the trigger and they timed it perfectly and went and killed the ████ We're not gonna watch it then yeah but then you read the IMDb on that and it talks about Captain Phillips in real life was like an ████ or something and then it makes you like why do they gotta do that let me have the movie let me have it like also I'm not thinking further than that I'm not like oh ████ yeah I want to meet Captain Phillips now like no I just like the ████ first of all I don't even know I don't even want to know who guy is Tom Hanks is that ████ that's how I
13:36 felt about like when I saw lean on me as a kid I'm like I don't want to know nothing about Joe Clark in real life Jim's died right yeah and they're like look up James you're wearing a piece of ████ he was the ████ greatest NFL player of all time probably yeah can we just talk about that for a second isn't he the logo I feel like he's spinning a woman or some ████ now he did more than spit at a woman yeah he did a lot consensual spit bruh Jim Brown I mean but also that was the time different rules different rules but yeah if you go through his Wikipedia it's all like legal you go to legal issues it's like a ████ wow but that's for today's laws yeah yeah I just want to keep the conversation on football if we could yeah hey do you when you're time wasting
14:26 do you watch a lot of like football highlights or like yeah or just like old times nft stuff's my number one time moisture because what do you guys consider a Time waster though because if it is rewarding is it really a waste there I mean I don't gain anything from watching these animal videos I think it's one of those things where you if you feel good if you look up if you snap out of it and you realize how much time has passed that qualifies I think but then so what's the difference between like going through like like a a watch-a-thon for a series you like of of a TV show there's not one I mean okay I had a recent example of payoff right I spent when I am chilling I love NFL stuff football stuff I was recently at a Super Bowl party and someone was like I wonder what like the biggest Point disparity in NFL history was and I was like those Chargers versus the versus
15:18 Niners in the Super Bowl like early 90s and they're like whoa he just knows that and my wife's like he just ████ knows everything about football and I'm like yeah ████ yeah I guess that is the reward that little moment yeah I think a Time waster is when you had set out to do something and then it pushed you back I was building some ████ Ikea furniture and then everyone keeps telling me about the Chris Stapleton uh uh uh uh national anthem for for the football for Super Bowl you guys need to watch it no no we were talking about it's one of the best ████ national anthems ever oh we're Whitney Houston Whitney Houston was the best ever I was watching that and then I was like oh damn this is really good so I was like let me I went on a national anthem so I was watching national anthems from everybody we did that with halftime show
16:09 did you get the fergies it's one of the best ones and then I started watching People's reacts to national animals you know what I talk so much ████ about reaction videos but I'm always like how does everyone else feel about this every ████ every time that I'm like why am I watching this and then I told myself I was gonna finish building this thing so in the morning so I could do something in the afternoon yeah by the time I was done watching it was like 3 P.M of course I'm like oh of course so that was a time waster these things are still pleasurable and they're fun but I always do them when I should be doing something yeah yeah if it pushes real life back yeah yeah that's when but meanwhile I won't even sit there and watch TV like but I want like like yeah TV's like a ████ strong and
16:59 I and I watch the same TV show over and over what shows it shows of Anarchy really like yeah what am I doing do you want to get miles yeah you're a Sam Crow fellow yeah yeah nice who's your favorite one great series my favorite yeah ooh I'm Sons of Anarchy I like juice uh probably chibs the Scottish dude oh he's good because he's a down ass mofo yeah down ass mofo I see uh Charlie Hunnam all the time on Runyon yeah he kind of He he'll be out there working out by himself and ████ and real nature you ever call them Jacks I know I bet he still gets that though oh he gets yelled at every day hey Jax yeah of course last show I watched was the shield oh I want to watch that loved this year it was good it's a great show but I think the camera Works a little whack now yeah yeah makes you nauseous a
17:50 little bit a little bit you want to know a time waster that literally has no redeeming quality I like looking up Korean barbecue Yelps to see how many people didn't understand that you cook your own meat that's also I barely find any so oh really yeah that's not the same that's my follow-up I told you guys over the years one of my favorite things to do when it's time waste remote or like if I have a party and I have something I want to play in the background I play the live camera of the Abbey Road shot like that you can get live in the UK you pull a beat of it and there's always ████ like walking the Middle Street trying to do the ████ walks yeah and get their camera and there's just angry British motors like ████ yeah yeah there's a live feed up there yeah that's so funny so when I when I went there to that spot I was like I'm not walking across I was like yeah that was like why do I need to do this like I see it it's
18:41 right there that's cool but I don't need to ████ do they have a leaning tower one where everyone's ████ everyone does that oh my God right now there's ████ trying to take this look at this question don't ████ wait it's the best this is live bam humans are so predictable that's so great so you can get your photo of the average because everybody thinks they're ████ special yeah oh my God imagine if that's your commute daily not daily and you hate and it's and it's people yeah it's people lined up and it's always the camera guy running out too yeah it's like oh and
19:33 the camera guy in front yep everyone dude that's amazing yeah they should do one for the pink wall too play the game play the game yourself right now it's about noon uh La time play the game wherever you're at Abby Abbey Road live Camp dude there's so much just Beatles tourism though yeah like like there's that Pub where they got started at there's like Paul McCartney's house I was shocked man I was like there's so many Beetles like people that go to Liverpool please ████ dorks in a row yeah perfect and there's always a car always dude it's a very busy street is there a Hollywood Highland life camp because I'd want to see how many people do tick tocks during the crossing oh dude now I want to go and do this with
20:23 the careful boys camera and we do it wrong and argue about it we cause more traffic we can never get the ████ photo yeah there's no stop sign here so oh wow dude yeah it's constant or maybe like Anthony Lee's actually accidentally in the photo we're like what the ████ we gotta do it again dude this is great I didn't know that existed that's amazing that's such a deep cut it's a deep cut that's a deep cut yeah that's a Time waster yeah for sure but it's so enjoyable like watching all these motors just have their day ████ ruined and all these ████ getting the same picture yes and they're all trying to do they're like trying to make sure it's the right way like oh you know the Beatles are walking the Beatles didn't ████ swing their arms out you could just see their Cavs doing like this ████ yeah like walking
21:15 like Nazis and I'm always like who's it for your friends don't give a ████ they don't give a ████ your friends give zero ████ bucket list thing man a million people have taken this picture like yeah a year I bet yeah yeah see these ████ stop in the middle oh yes Frozen great deep cut down dude we're not gonna have culture like this in a long time no you know like like because now it's like Tick-Tock age social media age where like Trends come and go like the type of impact that like Beatles Michael Jackson would ever have I don't think we're gonna have I know Beatles is still going and that was like the only like one of the biggest bands that everybody was talking about yeah there's so many subcultures where we're not going to have this ████ oh yeah well no yeah I don't think we'll ever have like a Michael Jackson nah dude ever again the closest thing we have is Drake closest thing we have is Darude Sandstorm
22:05 yeah memes are gonna take over like who like who's who's bigger than Michael Jackson right now the guy the guy who made the guy we don't know the name of yeah we don't know who made it yeah see we don't even know his name yeah not that one there's like little kids like doing like Michael like Michael Jackson impersonator yeah oh my God dude that little Mogul maybe that was crazy if Ryan's toy review bought the Beatles catalog
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