0:05 All right, you guys are all pretty open about your sons like having any type of lifestyle. You don't care what they want to do with their life as long as If I have a son? Yeah, let's say you have a son. Can they be gay? >> [laughter] >> Come on. I'm just kidding. Number one, I'm going to go through a list of different things and you just say whether or not you would intervene and try to change their lifestyle. Okay? You like that's a I'd rather have them be gay than lazy. Oh, they're going to be gay? Yeah. Yeah. Anything I say, they're just just imagine they're also gay. Yeah. But isn't being gay lazy at being straight? You didn't try [laughter] hard enough. Why you so lazy at chasing the ████ They just gave up on being straight. I can't do it. >> to keep trying. It's a numbers game. >> [laughter] >> If your son wanted to be a boxer.
0:55 That'd be hard, bro. Would you do anything to talk him out of it or would you be like it's your life, just do it? That's hard. I I would probably wouldn't want my son to fight. >> What are you considering? Like what's like the Like if they were to go professional? I would probably not want them to fight. >> It's like their dream, like they wanted to go the whole route, journeyman and everything. That's tough. I I think I I could support like and like I would support them like for an amateur career if they started young, but I don't know, bro. Just the head trauma in boxing and how hard that road is. Like the CTE aspect or >> Yeah, but then again, it's like am I just being a dream killer, right? Cuz it's like or are you fueling it even harder? Do you think Mayweather has CTE? No. Yeah, he might have a good style for him. Yeah, for sure. But, you know, that's ████ one in a million, brother. Like fighting, I I would definitely advise, you know, my kid not to. But, if that's something that they were
1:46 just like, all right, we're going to do this, then we're locking in. >> if at like six or seven, you're like, dude, this guy's hands are crazy. You could just It probably will be. I think I think they will be. Cuz like, you know, like when kids grow up in the gym, they just kind of they just >> Get up. Yeah. Okay, what if he's like mediocre? Which is more realistic. Mediocre, but he really loves it and he's getting ████ up a lot. So so that's the thing is like >> realistic. That's something I feel like I can help and change. Like if my kid wanted to fight, I could definitely coach my kid to be very good, I think. Uh that that I know for sure. Actually, I don't know for sure, but I am confident in my abilities to coach my son or I have the the resources to give him good coaches at least. >> You know what's something that's funny? So like uh Tyga, I forgot what happened, but he was like you could tell he was doing the
2:36 bare minimum in like um jujitsu class. And then so I had a talk with him cuz I looked through the window and I had a talk with him. I'm like, hey, like um everything you do, like because you don't know what you're going to do yet, I want you try your best at everything. And he's like, okay. So I was like, even in math class, try your best. Uh soccer, try your best. Reading, jujitsu, I'm like, I want you to be a superstar at everything that you're doing. He goes, but I don't want to be a jujitsu superstar. >> [laughter] >> Like fair. And I was like, okay. I'm like, that's not my The point is that's not what I'm trying to make. I'm like, you know why Kobe's so good? Cuz he was able to go pro in soccer if he wanted to, but you just don't know when those skills come. You know, I'm like the mindset. He's like, Kobe Jones? >> [laughter] >> Or I'm like Kobe Colay?
3:26 But it was funny but he was like just [laughter] straight up like I don't want to be a jujitsu superstar. >> [laughter] >> You're going to make me work so hard. I want to do jujitsu. Cuz I was like I was trying to teach him the lesson that like you're you get you get the most out of it when you squeeze all the juice out of the thing even if you hate it. But you'll get the most out of whatever you're doing, you know. That's very true. >> You're cheating yourself if you don't. Yeah, cuz who knows where you're going to be? You might be an astronaut later, but you got to squeeze all the juice Thank god I learned how to do an armbar because I can fix this ████ shuttle. >> [laughter] >> I NEEDED TO HANG UPSIDE down to do this. I can use my legs. All right, what if your son wanted to be a furry? >> [laughter] >> A furry? Yeah. Like of the furry? Can you explain what the furry is? I'm not even too sure what a furry is. I'm not I'm not too They dress up in the
4:16 the the animal Yeah, it's it's these guys and then sometimes they they have to be very submissive in bed. >> [laughter] >> They they go everywhere in full like furry attire. They go to events They go to events with other people that just like to dress like that. They have sex with people like that? >> Sometimes. Apparently they do, but I don't Yeah. But he said they're very submissive. Some of them. >> [laughter] >> I think what I might try to do, I might try to like find um accidental ways Accidental knock him in the head and hopefully it changes it up. >> [laughter] >> Like if I had I was carrying a ladder, you know, and I go boom! Oh, ████ Oh, ████ my bad. Nobody there. I'm like, hey, do you still want to be a furry? Hey, you feeling any different? >> [laughter] >> Hey, but they probably are ugly under that. So I like that this makes them cuter. What?
5:06 Dude, when there's a gang of them, it's kind of scary and the leader's the dragon. I don't like that. >> [laughter] >> Okay, what if your son is the leader? They look like they're having a great >> What if he's not submissive at all? They're definitely like the nerdiest people like out of I know. I can tell. So you would you would really try to >> try to like find ways to like maybe like maybe like cause a car DOOR ON BOOM! OH, ████ HEY, do you still want to be a furry or like >> [laughter] >> You just bring it up out of the blue. You got to wait a little bit. Yeah, man. All right, um Like I want him to do something real. Okay. Oh, no, but he's making uh $500,000 a month. A month? [laughter] A month. Be But he's a he's the dragon. He's [laughter] the leader.
5:56 He's the leader and he's making that much, but he every year they vote and he might not be the dragon anymore. >> [laughter] >> And then so he's killing it. Yeah, he's killing it this year. >> Grand dragon. Yeah, but then he might be like the the fox on the left side. These guys make money? >> [laughter] >> Well, off membership fees. Membership fees. >> [laughter] >> Okay, what if what if what if what if Tyga like made these costumes and he also was a furry and [laughter] he was selling these costumes. He was Okay, if he made >> You picked such a big amount. [laughter] >> If he made these costumes and I can tell he ████ loves it, then go ahead. >> And he also on the weekends dressed up as a furry, I'm like, go ahead, man. But that's how he looks when you guys go to the STORE AND STUFF. THAT'S LITERALLY how it is. Like I went to a car show and there was like one guy walking around just like that. The
6:46 ultimate test would be I dress up like that and if he's not ashamed, >> [laughter] >> we're doing it. We're doing it. I'm like, all right, well, you want to be a ████ furry? We're going to We're going to furry together. He's going to be like our family can be the whole furry family. Which animal would you pick? Out of there? That orange fox. Kind of cool. >> [laughter] >> I was thinking you'd be a fox for sure. All right, Joe, your uh your son wants to be a 24/7 protester. What's that? Damn. Protests all the time. Oh, like a professional protester? Woah. >> [laughter] >> Would you say anything to dissuade them or would you just be supportive? I mean, I want to know how much they make. He's not making anything. That's capitalism. He doesn't support it. Does he Does he Wait, does he believe or does he like
7:36 it's just a job? No, he believes. He believes. >> Oh my He's not one of those people being paid to go. He That's all he wants to do. >> like on Soros's team where he just pays people to go. Unfortunately, he's not. He's one of those occupy guys that just >> I would be like, where the ████ did I ████ up? Nothing. You did everything right. And I'm like No, no way, dude. No way. You ████ up somewhere. [laughter] No way. No way. You got to be self-aware, Joe. You got to go back. I'd rather I'd rather have my son be a lazy gay than a protester. Lazy gay? Yeah, cuz protesting does nothing. Cuz you know, in the beginning I said uh I don't want him to be gay, but I'm like, nah, I'd rather if if it's between lazy and gay, I'd rather have them be gay than lazy. Oh, okay. But then I'd rather have them be gay and lazy than a protester. Cuz what's like likely going to be happening is they're a gay lazy
8:26 protester. But he's really active though, no? Like protesting every day. >> dude, protesters are ████ lazy, dude. >> Oh, really? They're hella lazy. >> It's so tiring. >> No, because they're not willing to do the actual work. Like fix the problem. Or cuz it's all it's easy to go like, this car sucks. This car versus just give it a oil change. This car sucks. [laughter] Do the oil change. That's the hard part. >> That's your example of the protester. >> Yeah, he's This car sucks. This car Go fix the car, you ████ >> No, BUT IT SUCKS. >> [laughter] >> THEY'RE JUST COMPLAINERS. All right, what if what if your son was a gang member? He wanted to be a gangster. Okay, what He gets all the best ████ What what level though? What level though? He He starts from the very bottom. He's He's like an Asian
9:17 gang like an Asian thug starting from the very bottom. Would you would you be like, hey, son, I don't think it's a good idea or would you be like, follow your heart? No, I I think I say uh Yeah, I think I say it's not a good idea. I go it's not it's not good. What if that's his dream? He wants to be like the number one gangster. And he's like making money and stuff? He might be. You don't know. Probably not. Oh, you don't know? He's still at the bottom. He But that's his dream. Mhm. Yeah. You got to start selling crack if you want to make some money. Well, he's happy pursuing it, but he hasn't attained any level yet of like satisfaction. But you know that's what he wants for his life. Would you try to like throw that off course or would you be like, let's see what happens? I don't want to see what happens. I don't want to see what happens. I don't want I don't want him to I don't want him to do and I would feel really bad that I ████ up.
10:07 >> You're being negative right now. Oh, I'm being negative? Oh, no. Okay, but maybe if he's like really organized and then he has a really organized very smart and then he's not doing he's not doing a lot of violence and he's pursuing more of the mafia like business route. And then he's his dream is to be high ranking not doing the violence but doing the business things and eventually becomes a politician. >> Yeah. But yeah, but he works his way up to that without doing any dirty work. He doesn't break any laws. He trades the dirty work for getting ████ in the ass. >> [laughter] >> That's like your Yakuza movie. He's like they're like you got to kill this guy. He's like okay, well Jimmy, can you kill it for me but you can ████
10:58 me in the ass. Can you ████ me and then you kill him? >> [laughter] >> That was a weird scene. He trades it off. How about if your if your son just wanted to be just wanted to be a comedian? Um no comedian. Really? No way. Really? >> You're like get jealousy or what? >> So you'd be like go be a gang member. >> [laughter] >> Just don't do comedy. No, yeah, you could be a comedian but like uh >> Wanted to be a comedian like straight out of high school. He's like I don't want to go to college. I just want to do comedy. If he wants to do comedy if if he's funny objectively But you've never even laughed at one joke he's ever told. Okay, but maybe maybe he's different on stage maybe. >> No, he does No, no, no. He does improv. That's fine. Really? >> [laughter] >> Yeah, right, dude. Or he does alt comedy. Any suggestions from the audience? Just one word like those guys. I would be
11:49 but that's the thing like how do you say no to Well, here's the thing. He wants to go full commitment. So right out of high school he says dad, I want to move to New York. I want to just like rough it and live on my own and just make it in the comedy world like that. Okay, I would say okay, go for a year. And then do your best and then tell like what what have you done in a year and then we'll see evaluate in a year and I'll help you. Wow, that's very that is very supportive. >> Sounds like you have the tools. Sounds like you have the experience. No, I I don't know if in a world where nobody I don't have it. I would still >> your footsteps? Um I don't because I I honestly I am very grateful but I feel like the chances of that is even to be like however it is like really really really hard and even now is really hard. It's just hard. It's a forever really hard so I don't know if
12:40 You just think it's a hard road. Yeah, yeah. >> But you don't want them to have a hard life. Everybody have hard though but it's just comedy life ████ >> telling jokes is a easier life than ████ collecting rocks and gardening. >> Yeah, but if you collect rocks and gardening they'll give you a check. Do you know what I mean? You could tell a joke and then you probably won't have a check. >> [laughter] >> You'll get drink tickets though. Yeah, you get water sometimes. Maybe with chicken wings. Yeah, and then it's like what did you do with your life? Holy ████ You told jokes and nothing happened. Oh my god. This will this will be a really this will be a really great vintage video for when your son's a huge comedian he plays this in the intro of his show. That'll be dope. >> Right? I'll be happy if he did that. And he's a gang member too. >> [laughter] >> Thug comedy. And then my son's outside
13:30 protesting your son's jokes. Hate speech. Hate speech. Hate [laughter] speech. ████ Who did YOU BE GAY OR SOMETHING? THIS SHOW SUCKS. >> [laughter]
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