0:00 I remember, like, standing there like this and I remember JUST SEEING LIKE WAIT, LIKE TRY THE TOP ONE. TRY TRY IS IT WORKING? It Oh, it's not for flat Asian noses. Oh, I should have read says? It got Breathe Ease for for hot white guys. I should have read the manual. You got to put it back on. Put the big one on so it just looks funnier cuz it already looks funny. Is it even working? Do you feel it pulling your nostrils open? out of your nose normally? I think you put the things too high. That's what I'm saying. you put them over your nostrils? That part. It is too high. No, just just go. We got We got to We got We got to film. I don't want to waste time. Why did you put it at your eyes? I don't know. I should have read the manual. your eyes away.
0:50 I should have read the manual. a little bit lower would be good. The magnets need to be lower. Did you even put the magnets in the right place? That's what we're talking about. Do you feel a difference? You should feel a vis- like a No, because it's not on his nostrils. Put the magnet on your nostrils. Put the magnets here. Guys Put the magnets on the nostrils. Read the manual for this idea to work. Nostrils. It's on the bridge of your to know exactly where it is. I think he was just trying to cover his pimple. You got to put it right on top of your actual nose, my boy. Look. Look look look. Look at that. Oh, I feel I see The tat placement Put it on the pimple. Okay. Use a whole other set. But he didn't want to see the manual. you that. See? Now you're looking at the manual, dude. That's why you need the manual for the like this one. Yeah, but I just I just feel better when you don't read it and you get it. You know what I mean? That never works.
1:42 I'm not a genius. I feel better when I guessed it right. It's a bigger win. So, this video is not brought to you by Breathe Ease. Breathe Easy. Sleep and Sport nasal dilator. Superior dilation, targeted placement. Targeted placement's the the second line. at that. That looks way better. Way better. Does it feel better? Holy ████ smell that. Ew, dude. That's the first thing you smelled? No. No way. Okay, I'm good. Thanks, guys. Let's continue. Sorry. Why do you sound more congested? It's too low. Honestly, Soupy, I'll say this. I'm realizing this, you have an abnormally small nose. I got I got hit in the ████ face when I was younger, too. That's why I don't think that shrinks your nose. No, no. It would definitely It usually makes it bigger because of the cartilage. No, no, no. I got I got smacked in the ████ face. Boom! I was So, you think your nose went inside? My nose went inside.
2:34 Like Voldemort? Like Voldemort. Can you tell us about how you got smacked? Is you Yeah, I can. It's hard to tell like That's Why are you mad, dog? There's just a way to do things. Look, you got number one, the flaps are on the outside. And then number two, like this is how you put the thing back in? So I can keep it. You got to read the manual of how to put it back in. Sir, I did read the manual. Okay, just tell us a good story so that we can ████ talk about ████ Okay. So, when I was younger How old were you? I was like in high school. I was just walking down the bus stop and my homie in the my my my Micronesian homie was at the bus stop and he was just he was just chilling and I was chilling, too. And we're walking down so oh, what up, bro? And next thing you know, we're playing, you know, with our feet. We're just like you know, kicking and then I was just like oh You're playing footsies? No, we
3:25 weren't playing footsies. We're just We're just kicking each other a little bit. with our feet. Sorry. We're just like yeah, we're just kicking. And then, you know, people were walking by and things were getting serious because now he's really just like oh, I want to look cool. So, he's like and I was like oh, what the ████ You know what I'm saying? And then he started kicking me harder and and my Micronesian homie just kicking me harder and I was like what the ████ So, I kicked him even harder. Boom! And next thing you know, he felt hella offended by that, you know? And then he just Boom! Right in my socked me in the face and I was like Damn, bro. I thought we were playing. But I was walking away cuz I was just like man, ████ you, dude. I was walking away because of the adrenaline. And soon as the adrenaline started wearing off I started feeling the ████ pain and I was just like Oh, ████ no. So, I tried to go back for him. He wasn't there. Cuz the bus picked him
4:16 up? The bus grabbed him. Oh, ████ And I called my boy. I was like yo, where's this guy at? And he's just like yo, he's here at the ████ church. And I was like what the ████ He goes to church? So, I No, he just hanged out right behind Blockbuster in Salt Lake. Uh and then I just I just I ran towards that Blockbuster area and that's where we That was my first big scrap with the Micronesian. So, who won? What's a big scrap? Like big scrap. That was like It was just me and him. I heard ████ scrap. I heard ████ I heard ████ scrap. Big big scrap. This thing is ████ me up. But um just kidding, I like it. But yeah, I was like my real scrap with And the thing is my big ass homie Penny, Samoan dude, was right there. He's like why you got to scrap him now? And I was like bro, I'm going to scrap him right now. The guy The Micronesian homie pulls out a knife on me. What? And I was just like what the ████ He keeps escalating. Damn, that's crazy.
5:07 I was just like bro, I was like dude, this guy's escalating everything. Then my big homie Samoan homie Penny goes ████ you better drop that before I drop you. And then the Micronesian homie is like ████ And that's when we're just both going at it. Boop! Boop boop! And he tried to lift me up. That's when my legs were out like this. You're sprawling. I was They They just look like you're sitting at the table. No. Okay, so it looked I was like this. They cannot see. They cannot see. Face that way. Face that way. Go to the roulette table. So, next Do it at the Do it at the roulette table. homie tried to pick me up. Tried to shoot a double double leg. And then I went Oh, ████ Right off the rip. I was like you can't pick me up. Yeah, you sprawled. I I saw the back of his head. YEAH. OH! HEY, THAT'S ILLEGAL, TOO, THOUGH. YEAH. NOT IN A STREET FIGHT. That's okay. That's okay. Dude, in a street fight, he tried to pull a knife on me.
5:58 Micronesian pulled a knife on me and I was just like oh, hell no. You want to kill me, I'm going to try to kill you. So, you hit your landing elbows illegal elbows to the back of the head. I'm going to block his ass right now. What happens after that? After that, my home my Samoan homie backs us up. He's like yo, enough enough enough. You're going to kill him. And I was just like You know what I mean? When the adrenaline's still pumping, you're scared, bro. That was just That was like That's scary. At that age, your adrenaline's pumping and everything. Then my brother and all his homies showed up. He was like yo, are you in a scrap? And I was like yeah, we just finished. Penny was like you you were in a scrap. Someone give him a cigarette. Dude, I was like 12 years old, like big scrap that was. I was 13 years old and that was like one of my first like That's a big deal when you're 13, though. Yeah, major scrap was like that time and
6:48 I have a picture of where that fight actually happened. I think so. I don't know what I was doing anymore. You screenshot a location? Yeah, because we were there to drop off the We were there to drop off the car and then I took a picture of uh This is where it happened. This is exactly where it happened. Right here. But in this corner. How long ago was this? This is when I was like 12 or 13 years old. 2 years ago. 12 or 13 years old and you still have the screenshot of where it happened? No, I just went there recently. Oh. Babe, this This is where it happened. This is where I first fought. You didn't say it like that, okay? That's your first fight. That was That was like my Way cooler than that. That was like my real first fight and then I was just going off because I didn't know what I didn't want to get knocked out or anything. So, I did everything I could. Yeah. You did one of these? Yeah. Oh, hell no. Dude, that You know
7:38 what cool thing about Hawaii is? None of the fights are always Yeah. It's always Everyone know how to scrap. Oh, he's on the ground. Get up. Get up, boy. Get up. You know what I mean? It's always We're always pacing. It's like a real ass fight. There isn't there like a whole thing called like Is there like Waianae fights or something or 808 scraps. Like if Oh, 808 scraps. Yeah. But they're from a specific area, though. Not I mean, 808 scraps specialize just on finding videos of people scrapping all around the world. Well, there's a place that starts with the W. Waianae? Yeah, and everyone looks like they ████ train. Yeah, yeah. Wa- Well, Waianae, you got a bunch of ghetto people out there, too. Hood people and they all scrap. There's a boxing gym in Waianae, too. Go Go in the gym. So, are they like neighborhood sanctioned fights? Like people know it's about to happen? I don't know, but they're scrapping. A
8:29 lot of people could throw down. Actually, I see homeless people throwing down, but they they get ready. Like they're not doing haymakers and all that stuff. Yeah, they don't It's not messy. Like over here, everyone's messy. Like I I think I saw Oh, I sent you a video. It was a guy that was in Hawaii. They're about to scrap and he's like ████ I'm going to ████ you up. I'm going to ████ you up. Homie starts taking off his slippers. Slippahs. He throws them off. He start He has He has these little short shorts. He starts hiking them up. He's like bro, come on. Like I'm going to ████ you up. He's like And then the whoever's recording is like Oh, you ████ up, bro. He's going to kill you. Hurry up. Hurry up. And then he gives him a head kick. Boom! Bro, snow switch head kick and the guy he was going to scrap with was a big buff dude. He gets head kicked, falls into a planter. And he's just like And he's like I TOLD YOU, ████ I TOLD YOU. YEAH, YOU ████ I told you. What is that? Too much muscle.
9:21 Yeah, yeah. BUT IT'S LIKE AND THIS DUDE just looks like a random Hawaiian cat and you're like oh dude, this guy just has head kicks off the back like that. He practices That's what I'm saying. Hawaii's like that. Hawaii like they they would shh Don't Don't fight in Hawaii. Don't fight in Hawaii. Is it like no rules or there like some rules? We got so much rules. But there's a Chinese like gentlemanly rules, though. Like they have like they have a etiquette of how to street fight. But head kicks is okay. Yeah, I saw that. It's changing. But I'm not going to hit you in the back of the head while you're down. If the guy gets down and he start like coming up, people will stop it. People will come in and be like yo yo yo yo yo. Yeah, no deaths. Same Same thing. No, but it's changing though cuz kids are shooting each other now. Really? Yeah. It's like here. They're using polymer 80, aka ghost guns. Hey, ghost guns is coming up big, huh?
10:11 So, check it out. These guys made a company of polymer 80, right? Where you get a frame, a lower frame. You put it there, it's not considered a gun. It's a gun shape, just the lower. But, it's not considered a gun until you start drilling holes. And then if if you want to buy the upper slides in America, it's not illegal. You don't need to have anything, no permit no permit nothing to buy an upper slide. reason why they're called ghost guns is cuz they don't have serial numbers on it. Is it 3D printed or something? Is it like No, it's polymer. It's polymer. It's just shape. But, like you get it like disassembled and then you build it and then you shoot it. Yeah, but you got to drill the hole, you got to buy the the inner and then you just buy the slide from eBay. And you just slap it on. just reading about this too. Like ghost guns is becoming much more of a problem. So, there's like states that are trying to figure out regulation on it because there's this whole like buy, build, and
11:02 then shoot as is with no serial numbers. But, like a couple years ago like the amount of like ghost gun cases at crime scenes was like maybe like a thousand or something like that. And recently I think it was like over 10,000 ghost guns in crime scenes. now you can like for example Luigi Mangione. Mangione. Sorry, Mangione. He's hot. Yes, everyone think that. But, he had a ghost gun. Everyone was saying what kind of gun he had. I already called it. I was just like that's a definitely a polymer 80. The suppressors definitely from Teemu. You could buy suppressors back in the From ████ Teemu? That you know when Teemu was away like slower, you could have bought suppressors. I want some Alibaba ████ Alibaba guns? That's sick. It's a three piece. It's a three piece ████ suppressor. You just buy it in one. You just And then you put it on top of your ████ threaded That's why he ████ had jam
11:52 jamming issues. Yeah. Cuz it wasn't ████ properly or properly tuned. Also, you're you're putting all these pieces together that don't necessarily fit together all the time. So, like you're you're going to run into problems consistently. And that was yeah, exactly. That's like putting like an Acura body kit on like a Toyota. Exactly. Like you're going to have major issues. But, yeah. But, Hawaii now is definitely running into a lot of P80 issues. So, well, anywhere in America. And it doesn't matter if you ban it in one state. You could just drive and grab it and bring it back. You could buy 20 hundred thousand print that ████ out. Yeah, or now you can 3D print it and buy a metal slide and you ████ good to go. So, it doesn't matter what gun law you put down because it's only going to affect people who's doing it properly. Yeah, I don't know where to get a ████ ghost gun from. Go to their
12:42 website. They still have a website? No, it's not ghost guns. It's called It's just You'll see it. Just go on Alibaba and eBay. Put it together. Or just buy a 3D machine printer and then ████ print out that blueprint. See, they got to stay ahead of the curve. They got to start regulating 3D printers. Yeah, you can't because at the end of the day it's just files and files people save and you just send out. You ask. That's crazy. Do you remember your first scrap? My first scrap? My first scrap was probably like the actual fight I did. Like a smoker. It was like my first time. That's tight. That's like a legit one. No hallway, street fight, or at school or something like that? I remember having like fights with kids in school, but it was always like I was really mad. I wanted to fight somebody. They didn't want to fight. So, I just punched them in the Like it was just like that was it. a fight. It's just like a sucker punch
13:32 and it's over. Yeah, it was just me being a ████ elementary school fights even count? Nah. Cuz they I feel like those are just countless. Like when you're If you have a legit fight like what Subi had where all these people are watching and everyone's like organizing it, like that's a whole different thing. Yeah. But, I think the first thing closest thing I had to that was like in high school a bunch of the dudes were like, "Hey, let's start a fight club." And they would just like match people up. They're like, "Oh, you weigh his size. Won't you guys fight?" And then I did something like that and that was the first time where I was like, "Oh, ████ I think I want to start training." Yeah, I was like I think I want to start training. That's what kind of got me like like into it. It was just I fought some other kid that was in my high school that I guess we didn't really like him that much. He was kind of a pain in my ass. So, I was like, "All right, I'll fight that fool. I'll punch him in the head." I always wanted to punch him in the head. And then we started scrapping. And I was like, "Dude, this is fun. This
14:22 is really fun." We had MMA gloves? It's like street beefs. He's a what? We need visual demonstration. I just kept kicking him. He didn't know how to defend any kicks. I just kept kicking him. He's like, "What are these legs?" I just kept side kicking him and I was like, "I only practice boxing." I felt like I was Bruce Lee. Yeah, yeah. But, it was cool though. The crazy part is I watched some fights in California, the street fights. And as soon as someone throws a kick, they go like, "Hey, why are you kicking? Why are you kicking?" They think it's like against the rules. Yeah, but it's just like You know what it is though? It's the initial shock of like if you never got kicked before and you get kicked, you're like, "Why the ████ are you kicking me?" "Hey, stop that. Cut that ████ out." "That's not okay. I didn't agree to this." Cuz that ████ would hurt. It hurts. But, they want to ground and pound you. Like, "What the f███?" Yeah, ground and pound pound is okay, but no kicking. That's weird, right? Yeah.
15:12 I don't know. Remember your first fight? Yeah, I just got my ass beat. It was uh it was in first grade. Holy ████ Damn. So, I was in Cerritos and this this this the sad part. It was I don't even know what happened. But, you know how like when you're a kid, you just one-up each other, right? Like, "Oh, it's my favorite bubble gum." "No, mine's better." "No, mine's better than yours." And then you just kind of get into this one-upping fight. It wasn't even with me and my homie. It was with me and my homie's little brother. Oh, ████ But, he had one of those little brothers that were ████ huge. And I think I went over to his house to see if he was there. He wasn't there and somehow his little brother came out. And for some reason we got into an argument. And all I remember is he kicked me in the mouth. Oh. Both of my ████ lips exploded and it was just bleeding
16:02 everywhere. And I think that was the first time I ever felt violence from someone. So, I didn't know how to react. So, I just stood there. And he just kept kicking me in the mouth over and over. Like I remember like standing there like this and I remember just seeing LIKE BA. AND I'M JUST LIKE GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH. I didn't know what to do cuz I just never I just never experienced violence. Maybe he was scared too. He's like, "This ████ is not going down." HE'S JUST STANDING. HE'S NOT EVEN FIGHTING BACK. THIS IS CRAZY. I JUST RAN STRAIGHT home ████ blood all over the place. Oh my god. Who found you like that? My aunt It was my mom's little sister. She was visiting from Taiwan. So, what did she say when she saw you? She kicked him. No, she was like, "What happened?" And I was like,
16:53 "Some guy just kicked me in the He kicked me 10 times. 10 times. And then she was like, "Don't you ever let that happen again. If they hit you, hit back." And then she like took me over. "Who did it?" And then I was like, "I don't know. He's not here anymore." ████ man. That was like But, that was the first I remember going, "Oh, ████ That was Cuz if you never like experienced violence, it just caught me Like I'm six, you know? So, I'm just like boom boom boom. Like, "What is happening?" That's a crazy story. I would have been raged out Colleen, do you ever get in a fight with a lady or a guy before? Um aside from my brother and I brawling out as kids. Do one of these? Hammer fists? He would kick my ass every time. But, it
17:43 really just be a big shove and I like go into the bookcase or something, you know? Start crying. Start pushing back. You ever punch a lady in the face? I've never punched a lady. Or talk to spicy to you? No. Damn. I mean, Let's set up a super fight with Colleen. Let's get her to fight somebody. I'm down. Damn. That's That's scary, actually. Never mind. Maybe we won't do that. Maybe Colleen I'll probably get my ass kicked though. I'll probably get nervous and get my ass There's like 10 girls that are down to spar. 10 girls? Well, you want to start a league? I'm down. But, why girls? Well, like at my same level though because some girls are crazy. Some girls are like super trained. Same level, same level. We'll litigate. But, certain skills with everyone. Make sure everything is in the same category. I'll train with Nick for a good few months before the fight. you want to So, that mean you mean all
18:33 Yeah, is it cuz you want Colleen to knock out all 10? No, because I I want I want I have stamina for one round, okay? Listen, I just don't want people to think, "Oh, it's just a girl fight. Nothing's going to happen." I want to see like Oh, no. There's I don't know anyone that says that. There's ████ UFC fighters that are solid. but if it's amateur league, that'd be fun to watch, too. I'll make ████ happen. See? She wants She wants to beat up a lady. You guys heard it here. Cha-ching. Put a money. Look how much cameras we got. We just have all angles. We have three cameras. We can You got to just fight in A CIRCLE THOUGH. YOU remember your first fight? Nah. That's crazy. But, I remember um thinking like that was normal and then later I found out that some people go through life without a single fight. Isn't that crazy? I
19:23 thought that was shocking. That's me. Yeah, that's mind-blowing. Got my ass whooped in like taekwondo and stuff. No, but like just just different. Just you never had an altercation in elementary school, junior high cuz I feel I feel like the norm was in elementary school some argument would happen over some stupid ████ and then you see hammer fists flying all over the place. in a couple shoving matches that didn't escalate far enough cuz either got stopped or like something happened. So, it's tall guys. Tall guys never get into fights, I don't think. Maybe. No, but I don't know cuz there was a time in fourth or fifth grade where me and my friend specifically look for big tall people to ████ with. Really? Hell no. See, tall guys are victims. No, no, no. But I heard that though cuz like I heard that from big guys that they even as adults like Yeah, that's true. Like that they get people wanting to fight them to see if they can fight so
20:14 they can say they ████ up a six something guy or whatever. That was my brother in high school. Oh, so yeah, so he get bullied because he's big. Exactly and then that's how he learned how to fight. Yeah. He's like, "Oh, if I punch him one time, they get knocked out." I just remember one day like the kid that was giving him ████ we were walking to class. I just remember they started fighting but he picked up this kid and just threw him down the hall and I was like that's my brother. He did that to me in a bookcase the other day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. I was like, "Hey, I know that move. I've experienced this." It was the bully 5'2"? AND THE BOOKCASE, WATCH OUT FOR the bookcase. COLLEEN PULLS OUT A BOOKCASE, he throws it too. So cinematic. And was the was the bully like 5'2"? I don't know. Short man syndrome? Definitely shorter than my brother. Yeah, but that blew my mind and then I
21:05 was like I just thought well elementary at least in elementary everyone had a fight and then later on you're like, "Oh, that makes sense if you didn't in high school and stuff like that cuz then you like you're not as impulsive." But then I was like, "Oh, ████ No, there's literally like whole schools that aren't even violent out there." And I was like that that was that was mind mind opening, yeah. Mhm.
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