0:00 Yeah, only Asian families are pushy about their opinions. >> [laughter] >> THAT'S IT. IT'S ONLY ASIAN FAMILIES. You know how it is. Our families would never do that. >> Never. Never. >> are so privileged. >> Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm so privileged. Your entire ancestry >> [laughter] >> so privileged. All right, check this out. Check this out. Is this guy the a-hole for picking his mom's side over his wife when it came to baby name? >> Wait, mom's side? >> He picked his mom's side over the wife. >> Yes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, but Unless he was using his mom's side as a scapegoat and he didn't want to admit he didn't like his wife's side. >> Then he's still an a-hole cuz he's a ████ ████ Yeah. A-hole and ████ are different. >> What, cuz he loves his mom? Because it's between you and your lady. Yeah, but what if she got crazy ideas? His mom is
0:50 his lady, baby. >> What if what if what if the wife got crazy ideas? >> listen to Joe? Yeah, let Joe What what's Joe's What are his thoughts? What are his thoughts? There's a couple. It's a It's a very big It was a controversial in Japan where they named the kid a uh uh Satan. They named the kid Satan. >> Whose idea? The mom's? In Japanese or just regular English Satan? In in Japanese. Satan. What's the Japanese one? Akuma. So Akuma Satan? Or devil. Devil. Oh, you mean like Akuma? He's a character on Street Fighter. Yeah, that's dope. Oh, yeah, he's sick, too. Yeah. Good finisher. That was controversial. >> demon. It does. Yeah. So it's like, why the ████ would you name your kid a demon? What the ████ is wrong with you? >> I mean, it's just a name. I think it's arguably fair. But who did that? The wife or the mom? Both dumbasses. Wait,
1:41 what? They agreed? >> Wait, so in Japan that would be But the name was a So the point I'm trying to make, it's a it's a controversial name. Some people have stupid-ass ████ ideas to have a controversial name. Why would you endorse that? Why would you be okay with that? >> Cuz you guys are so judgy and smart. >> But who made the idea? >> out. That don't ████ matter. Hi, 37 male, have been married to my wife, 34, for 6 years. We're expecting our second child. First girl, though. My wife and I have been going back and forth on baby names, but one she really liked was my deceased sister's name. When I was 4, I had a sister who was a little over a year who died in a car accident and left my father disabled. Anthony Lee. I'm sorry, I don't know the reference, but ████ you. >> No, no, no, ████ you. Because you're like, "Oh, no. Oh, I choose uh choose the wife's side. Muh muh muh." Do you think this is tied?
2:31 >> I didn't say choose the wife's side. I said, "What if the mom's side?" >> No, he chose the wife's side. He chose the wife's side. He chose the wife's Oh, he did? He's a scapegoat. He's a scapegoat cuz you're not interested in the wife's side. >> I don't even know what's happening, yeah. But Anthony's ████ up. But it's like, I just [laughter] got here, bro. No, you just got here. When I was 4, I had a a sister who was a little over a year who died uh uh a little over a year who was a little over a year who died in a car accident and that left my father disabled. I don't really remember much of it, but I remember the hit it took on my mother and father and the years after. Also, to my wife, it wasn't even about honoring my sister, it was just a plus cuz she really liked the name. Is it like Rachel or something simple? Uh they don't He doesn't say. He doesn't say the name. No, he doesn't say. We were discussing it with my mother and my mother asked her nicely, "Please do not name her that." My wife was upset and
3:22 said, "Well, I really like the name." I took my mother's side because it was traumatic for her and I would never want her to put that pressure on my daughter as well. The wife got an ego, bro. When we got home, my wife was furious and said, "We're supposed to be deciding baby's names, not my mom and I. Like, we're supposed to be doing it. And how could we name her whatever we wanted? It wasn't up to anyone else." You know what this dumb ████ >> That's true. She probably could have got the name. It's how she went by doing it. She could have pulled [clears throat] She could have pulled mom to the side. "I to honor I want to honor her memory. Can we do this? She would have been like you're so sweet. Yes. That's so true. But she didn't go about it like that's why I said that ████ got an ego, bro. >> can't sell. She can't. No. >> She can't sell. Can't read the room. Can't sell. I'll trip that ████ No, I won't. That was That was mean. She's not a closer. Not a closer. And then what would you do
4:12 afterwards? Once he's bleeding, what would you do next? Right hand or left hand? The [laughter] fact that she had to like specifically say, "No, it's not because you're sister. I just like the name." It's like Okay, now you sound like a ████ dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she Yeah, she's she is very aggressive about it. Yeah. Bro, divorce her. Well, don't. >> Bro, they already have a kid together. As they say in Glengarry Glen Ross, a great movie, you don't you don't open your mouth unless you know what the shot is. Yeah. And this ████ opened her mouth. >> She opened her mouth. >> Opened her mouth. So, what was the other alternative? >> know. I think the mom was just like, "Don't use the name, right?" Probably like any other name but this one. Yeah. The other million names but this one. Like you said, though, if she would have just approached the mom be like, "Hey, listen. I want to honor honor Yeah, like you know, respect. God damn respect. >> Obviously, I recently just went through this entire experience. I just >> He's a papa now. I I am a papa now.
5:03 You're a dad now? I'm a dad now. So, I just I just had a daughter. But the thing is the thing is unique about it is that >> Yo, you had the daughter? Yeah, I had the daughter. I gave birth. I get I went through labor. >> [laughter] >> So stupid. It's 100% all about me, okay? So stupid. You would never know. You don't treat women the same. You did all the work, huh? >> [laughter] >> I did all the work. Donate Donate to my fund. Point is Um we chose to not know the gender the entire time. So, every ultrasound we told them like don't tell us the gender. So, I genuinely thought it was a boy the whole time. But that meant that because we didn't actually know, we had a name for a boy and a name for a girl. And everybody was like, "Well, what's the name?" And I I remember being that guy. I'm super hypocritical. I'm a whack ass. When when I didn't have a kid on the way that I was going to birth myself out of
5:53 my vagina. Um I remember thinking sometimes like my cousin would be like a kid's on the way and I'm like this is like my my cousin who I grew up my whole life. I was like yo, like what's the kid's name? And then he'd be like ah like you know, me and me and the wife said that we we can't tell anybody that. And I'm like you're ████ gay. Oh wait, I think that's gay, too. That's so gay. >> that's gay today. You think that's gay today? Yeah, right now. At right now. At at 2:38 p.m. I think it's gay right now. >> [laughter] >> What do you think about gender reveal? I think I think it's for the parents only and everyone else is bored. So point is I was like I think that I think that's whack. And then I have to live through my own situation in my own case-by-case version of it where we have a name for a boy or a girl because we don't know what it is. And then we learn through scenarios like this that play out. It's like hey, do we tell people the name that we're thinking? And then we like discover we're like maybe we shouldn't. It's like why? It's cuz it's
6:44 convenient. Why is it convenient? It's because maybe you're like I ████ love this name. I'm hyped about it. It's our choice at the end of the day, right? Like we're the parents. It's our choice. And then if we're they're like what are you going to name them? And then family's ████ family, especially Asian families who are ████ whack like that. They just keep it straight how it is. And if you're like excited about something you're like we're thinking about naming this. They're going to be like That's a bad name. Yeah, they'll throw in their two cents. They'll they'll they'll yuck your yum. Yeah, they'll always do that ████ >> Or or or if they're going to be American about it, they're going to be like wow, have you thought about this name though? Oh, they would do that. And then it just it kills your momentum. Yeah, only Asian families are pushy about their opinions. >> [laughter] >> That's it. It's only Asian families. You You know how it is. Our families would never do that. Never. Yeah, never. >> You guys are so privileged. >> Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm so privileged. Your entire ancestry. [laughter] So privileged. You know where she ████ up? All she had to say is be like she
7:36 doesn't need the name anyway, so why you holding on to it? That's a good that's a good way. And then the mom would have been like "Oh, that's right." What do you mean holding on to it? That's her forever memory. I know, but like she doesn't need it. So, she's like, "Let go. Let go and let God." >> Yeah. Let go and let God. You should just name the car after her, then. Crashley. Jesus. Only Omicron. Omicron got that joke from the dark web, by the way. >> [laughter] >> Jesus Christ. >> Just trying to respect and understand why people don't do those things. Because no matter what, somebody's going to chime in. They're going to They're going to put their ████ opinion in. Yeah. And it's their most private thing. >> Yeah. She already had the name cuz she was born. It's just the crash took her away. But you know, a lot of people don't name their ████ kids until they're LIKE SIX. WHAT? I don't know about a lot of people. People in one culture. IT'S TRUE.
8:27 >> [laughter] >> I'LL TELL YOU THIS. HOW CAN YOU DO THAT? DON'T YOU HAVE TO FILE PAPERWORK? >> I don't think a lot of people do. Yeah, how do you What culture doesn't name their kid until they become six or something? >> They're considered a lot. >> In America. Like, how do you do that? Don't you need paperwork and ████ Bahrain facts. Oh, it's feudal Japan. >> [laughter] >> YEAH, DUDE. IT'S ████ 1600S? I CAN WIELD IT. >> [laughter] >> GO TO THE PEDIATRICIAN, GO, "This is baby X." He's like, "A lot of people don't know their gender." A lot of people don't know their gender. [laughter] Back when if their kid lived till six, it was impressive. And they're like, "We should name him now because now we can actually have feelings for him." YEAH, RIGHT. >> [laughter] [laughter] >> SOME INDIGENOUS COASTERS.
9:18 SOME INDIGENOUS POACHERS, DUDE. [laughter] SOME indigenous coaster. Go. >> some indigenous coasters at Cost Plus World Market. >> [laughter] >> KIDS ████ DIE. SO, WHY YOU GOING TO GIVE THEM A NAME AND get a attached to their ass? For the tombstone. I mean, kids die. don't I think everybody dies, bro. Well, I [laughter] I mean, child mortality was common, right? That's why they didn't name them until they were like six or seven. >> Things changed now, though. Your Your privilege is talking right now. >> Oh, my privilege is talking. I'm sorry about that. That was a lot. That was a lot. >> Yeah, it's a lot of privilege. I exposed it. I tried to act like I didn't have it. >> yeah, yeah, no. I do have it. That's why I thought it was a lot of the world because I knew that they they did it. >> it's feudal Japan. WE KNOW ABOUT THAT. >> MILLION PEOPLE IS A LOT of the world, okay? 100 million people [laughter] is a lot. Dude, you can't be like some cultures do this. And we're like >> What culture? You're like feudal Japan? >> [laughter]
10:08 >> You're like ancient Egypt. Bro, you ████ cribs out for four videos. >> [laughter] >> You can't You can't look up any more stuff. Only off the dome from now on. >> Korea. Listen, for four videos you have to talk about your ring of fire. That's all. No, they they named their names right away. >> [laughter] >> Don't they need record of birth? >> What are you reading? What website are you on? How do you get a birth certificate? Any grown man who is scratching his head while he's reading is a ████ disbarred, dude. >> This is like when you're debating your uncle at Thanksgiving. He's like he's just saying ████ not cuz he already lost. Yeah. He's like, "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, ████ it. Uh, Tulsi Gabbard, if I could um He just keeps going. I'm just saying names. Can you have a blank birth certificate? >> ChatGPT, you're ████ me up, dude. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, birth certificate. All right. ChatGPT, you're going to tell me ChatGPT about feudal Japan. >> What about China? They have >> China, no, no, no, no. They had a childhood nickname called a milk name.
10:58 And then they had a formal name given later in life. And then they got a courtesy name given around the age of 20. This sounds like >> Confucius say hella ancient. Well, we're talking about Are we talking trying to talk about modern times? >> What's that? We're talking about Confucius, bro? So, this this article is in modern times. This was actually Bro, all [laughter] right. So, this was actually posted This was posted 2 hours ago. Yeah, right. It's not It's not written in script, bro. There's West Africa traditions in the Yoruba people. They have multiple names. >> WHY YOU POINTING AT ME? >> [laughter] >> I don't KNOW, DUDE. I JUST WANTED TO BRING IT OUT OF ASIA for a minute. And then if said they said Africa [laughter] is Is Chappelle your real name? He's from Arizona, right? >> Yeah, from Arizona. Is [laughter] Chappelle your real name? Yeah. What's on your birth certificate? Chappelle. So, he don't got multiple names? >> What's your middle name? Lansing. >> you he has ties to West Africa like a
11:49 thousand years ago. Dude, you're being super racist right now. >> [laughter] >> I'm pretty sure he's not tied to the Yuma people of Arizona. >> I just feel like you just slow down for the safety of this channel. You know what I mean? Joe's going to open his fridge for He's going to He's going to come over here. He's going to open the fridge, there's a bunch of grape drink. It's >> [laughter] >> It's like, come on, dude. He's like, "Look, I got it for you." We're on camera like, "Dude, Joe, chill, bro." >> [laughter] >> Like, "Hey, Joe." Joe, we might have to cut this. I just wanted to him to feel like he's at home. Joe's like, "We're We're doing a CRAWFISH BOIL TONIGHT." >> [laughter] >> I GOT BLACK & MILDS AND 40S. I'M GOING TO GO HIDE THAT, TOO. DUDE, he's not mild. He's just black. You like keep it cobra? Keep cobra like saying eyes. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. I'm just saying, guys, names shouldn't be named until they're 6 years old cuz you don't know if they're going
12:39 to survive. >> it in jeffacts.com on ChatGPT.
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