0:00 Normal answer. >> punishment? Why do you need a punishment? >> need a punishment. >> I wasn't puni- I wasn't punishing. >> I'll throw in hands. He's throwing hands. >> [laughter] >> I like Subin the best. I'll beat the ████ out of my wife. Welcome back everybody to another episode of The Careful Boys. Be better careful. Hey, show them that new sweater though. >> Yep. Bam! Look at that. Hey, do you like the way that you look in that? Dude, With the dual guns? You're so honored. Hey, man. It's awesome. We can still scratch you off. No, I Designs haven't gone in yet. Keep it. Keep it. Keep it. >> Link in the description box below. >> like you guys put a thousand white guys into one face. Who do you think looks the least like them? Uh me.
0:51 By far. Well, cuz they almost Asianized everybody in this. >> Who Who's this Who's this guy? That's Ryan. That's Ryan. >> Oh, that's Ryan. Yeah, I think Ryan doesn't really hit. >> Yeah, Ryan don't look like Ryan. Ryan looks like Matt G. >> Ryan looks like the the Cuban guy from Dexter. And this this dude Nick look like some I think Nick looks like Nick. >> Nick looks >> King of the Hill or something. >> Yeah. Nick looks like like Nick from The Hills. >> The bottom left guy? He looks like The Hills Are Alive. >> He look like he just got sentenced to like 50 years at the Shaolin Temple. If it wasn't for the woo hat, that does not look like Steve. It looks like a like a Chinese kid. >> I'm saying. I don't get that one. Well, buy the merch anyway cuz we love it apparently. Colleen looks hella good in it though. Colleen looks like Colleen. >> Yeah, she looks like Colleen. >> like the artist took extra care on her. >> He actually like looked at her face and the rest of us he's just like, "Nah, generic ████ Whatever." ████ them. >> [clears throat]
1:41 >> Well, probably just had a hard time distinguishing that many more Asians from each other. >> But I I see where you might feel bitterness. I don't feel bitterness. It's just hilarious, isn't it? >> I see why you dislike it greatly. >> I hate it. All right. So, question for you. What would you do if you found out that your partner had a burner account to uh stalk your exes? Oh. Oh, wow. >> That would make life very interesting. That would be >> A good way or a bad way? As a fan of drama shows and trash TV shows, I would kind of like it. Cuz it's interesting. It's a new ripple. I would throw hands. With your wife? Yeah. Like, why you doing that? >> To stalk the exes though? She's just looking. She's not doing anything. But with a burner account? You wouldn't just You wouldn't just look with your own account? >> But but then can't they see if you're looking at your stuff or whatever? Isn't
2:32 that a thing? Huh? Can I tell you what my honest truth would be? Cuz it actually happened, huh? No, but my honest truth would be if you want back in this relationship, take off all your clothes, stand outside in the backyard, and then uh write all your passwords on a piece of paper, slide it back underneath the paper, and then now I'm going to scrutinize every single inch of this house and log into every single account. Not because of the burner phone, but because of that small act Mhm. it completely violates who I think you are. You have very strange punishments, Bart. I just have to >> a punishment. I I now have to go through the whole house with a fine-tooth comb. >> What Why she got to be naked outside? What's the standing outside naked part? >> Or microphone. >> Maybe microphone. I don't know what else she has on her. Oh, would you check if her mic >> Like she's CIA and ████ >> know. I don't know what else. But yeah, the fact that it's that style act
3:25 shows a lot about that one person. But it's not it's not necessarily a compromising >> uh or I mean a um like she crossed the line in like your trust. >> That's what I'm saying. Not at all. >> It's not But like that's then why would you scrutinize to such a level where you got to like have them stand outside naked and then like Cuz that's not cuz that's not who I know. So, you're already a different species. But she's she's just looking at at your exes real quick. It's not even like she's not following them every day. >> Yeah, I'm not looking at the action. I'm looking at the sprout of the act, the seed. I'm not looking at the plant. God forbid what she else might be be doing with that. >> what I mean? It's like it's like you you have you had this dog that you raised and then you're like, "Oh ████ it was actually a fox." And then so now you got to figure out all the other fox things. >> What else of you is a lie? >> She's But she's not like a dog you raised. She's like her own entity that
4:15 you discovered. >> What's a own entity that I thought was a dog and then I realized it was a fox. And there's like like you bring home a dog, right? And it's a coyote. And then and then you you open the the back of the doghouse and there's all these beheaded chickens. You're like, "Aw, what the ████ Now I got to go down up and down my neighbor street that I know had chickens. I'm so sorry my dog killed all your chickens. I found out who the culprit was." >> It's like you you thought you bought a Tacoma with V6, but by the time you drove it home, you open up the hood, it's a ████ four-cylinder. >> Four-banger. You're like, "What the f███?" >> What the ████ is this? >> [laughter] >> That's on you for not doing such heavy research on the person. >> It's called trusting on the look. >> So, just to be clear, just because she had a burner account just to look at your exes. Maybe she does it once a month. She's like this duplicitous ████ weirdo. Because of who she is. Now. I don't get it. >> Why? It's like this It's like this
5:05 >> [laughter] >> It's like this. If a person was uh uh omnivorous and they bounce around or pescetarian even. They eat steak every once in a while. Cool, whatever. But if this person has been portrayed in my mind to be absolute vegetarian from birth, ████ goes to all the PETA ████ festivals or whatever the ████ and all that, then the minute I find one piece of beef jerky, I'm like, "Wow, that's crazy." But what if she's like, "I see you eating meat all the time. It smells so good. I just wanted to try a little bit." You're like, "Stand outside, take off all your clothes, put all your passwords >> Because the last the last 3,000 days she's been ████ you, you ████ meat eater, you're a ████ piece of ████ I can't believe I've been with you. It's like that. And then so the one that one switch is a huge thing. >> Okay, see that's that's context though. What if you she just sees on a JK video
5:55 in the comments your ex commented and she goes, "I want to see what the hell's going on there." She starts the burner account just in case just just to be an anon, I guess. But you said burner phone. No, no, I said burner. You said burner account. It's just another email address, Bart. You hear like you go stand out go stand outside naked. >> outside naked. Then do it with do it like a man with your real account. That's what I would That's what she That's That's That's how I would see it. Well, how do you think how do you think if if the roles were reversed, how do you Same thing. Same thing. >> She would have you stand outside naked? And I would do it willingly. I'd like to prove my innocence, this is what I'm going to do. >> But you're also a guy who like literally takes s████ outside your house. Yeah, and you pee on the side of the road. >> do it on purpose. >> if we boil it down, all he's saying is that it's out of character and it blows his mind that someone would do that when he thinks that they would never do that. >> were fuzzy around the lines, it would be like that.
6:45 >> like that. Like let's say they had a side of them that they were like, "You know, I'm going to make this burner account to ████ spy on my old high school friends." Or whatever. If they already had those traits, then it doesn't throw them off. But he's saying that he's it's he's gets thrown off by the act so much where now he has to go drastically to counter that. But then for me, I'm like, "If we're taking this for face value and if all she's saying is, 'Yeah, I made this little burner account because, you know, like I don't I don't want to like I'm not going to question the motive.' If that's what the what the question is, that's all it is. And then if if they're curious of what my exes are doing and I don't even give a ████ about what they're doing, I would I would I would be like, 'Why are you like looking like why are you looking at it?' That's what I want to know. To me, this is like getting this is like she got a speeding ticket and I'm like, "I just don't think I know who the hell you are
7:36 anymore." Like this is such a minor infraction to me. It's a misdemeanor. It's not a misdemeanor. With your mentality is what is what causes spies to enter wherever you're at. The military base, America, right? What he's saying is a seed. It's the seed factor that can grow into a bigger thing. I get it, but I'm trying to get to the prompt, right? So, I'm just saying let's assume Let's just assume that it's just what it is is just a sneakiness, right? And then they're just trying to lurk. I want to know what the motive is. Is like what's so interesting about my exes? Does it make you wonder if they were prettier than you or whatever? And then like does it bring out an insecurity? But I actually agree with these guys. It's so out of character for Hannah to do that. If I did figure out, be like, "What the ████ I didn't know that you had that in you." And that's kind of
8:26 weird. But yeah, if if they were like that already and they've like Ryan, right? Like he's Omicron, right? That to me is perfectly normal. >> [laughter] >> It's like it's like that's what my concern would be is like, "Are you feeling insecure?" But why would you open up a burner account to even like lurk? Like that's just weird. Yeah, like why are you making me insecure by your insecurity? Right? No, he's saying >> Or or this is how the spies enter America. No, no. >> [laughter] >> I think it's like why is this person doing that? Like like why do you have that curiosity? So, that's that's just your question. Why would cuz cuz I'm asking what would you do if you found out?
9:16 >> that my my question Yeah, that's my would be to to question them. >> Yeah, my question Yeah, my question would be like, "Why?" Like what's your curiosity behind it? Cuz I To me, >> I'm starting to like Bart's answer. It's unimportant. I actually answered it, but you haven't answered yet. Yeah, get to the prompt. What would you do? Don't ask why. Don't question a question with a question. >> I explained what I would do. What would you do? Yeah, put her outside. I TOLD YOU I WOULD ASK her why. Put her passwords on the card, slip them under the door. >> Normal answer. >> punishment? Why do you need a punishment? >> need a punishment. >> puni- I wasn't punishing. >> I'll throw in hands. He's throwing hands. >> [laughter] >> I like Subin the best. I'll beat the ████ out of my wife. Well, I didn't say beat the ████ out of my Well, you're going to win. You didn't He was just going to throw hands, just like in the air. I was just throwing hands. You're going to beat your ass, dude. Your wife might be plus 10,000 and I might take
10:06 the bet. If she gets a lucky shot Dude, my wife will smack me. Boom! I'll fly across She's a taekwondo champion, right? Black belt, second degree. She Your wife might beat your ass. She probably will. What would you do then? Yeah, what would you do? >> What would you do? Yeah, you're the one that asked the Yeah, you ████ weirdo. >> Don't yell at me. I'm just the host, man. I'm Hey, can you get to the ████ prompt? >> Yeah. Why you bringing this insecurity out out of me, ████ It said, "Would you beat your wife if she had a burner phone?" Yes. >> Yeah. That's That's basically what we asked, right? >> going to do? Burner phone? The answer is that's weird as hell and that I'm with Bart then. Burner phone is weird. >> Burner phone is for sure spies are getting into America. >> Yeah. Burner accounts, where she's just like looking at things, like like say exes or whatever, or if it was her exes, I'd be way more pissed. My exes, I'd I'd be like, "That's really silly. I don't What What do you care?" You know what I mean? If it was her exes, I'm with Bart. I'm You're outside, you're naked, you're
10:57 writing on note cards, okay? >> Can I be honest what I would do? What I would do is put the sign up. Biba, Las Vegas. What does that mean? Spies are getting in. No, that [laughter] means you you got to take extreme measures like Bart is saying. I'm going to go back to the prompt. The reason why is because we have way too much spies in the house and what she did like that is called spy maneuvers, spy spy personality. >> have your own home, that's your castle, and you didn't realize you let a spy in. >> Yeah, you just Cuz she's spying on you? Yeah. But she's not actually spying on you. Let's say there's a history of spyism, Mhm. but now you guys got a kid together, too. What do you do? Ooh, like real life. Like real life right now, like Throw her hands and feet. Well, That's crazy. You know what I
11:47 honestly think I would do? Obviously, I'd question why, but that's not answering the problem. >> she a Omicron, though? Cuz depending if they're Omicrony, you know what I mean? It's I feel like No, she's not Omicron. Therefore, I feel like one, if I'm not allowed to just ask why would you do that because it's a boring answer. We need to do something, right? I would probably be like, "Let me justify why you're doing it by understanding what you found. Maybe it's really interesting that my exes are up to some crazy ████ but I don't stalk them. But I'd be like, 'Hey, look, I'd be more interested in looking at my exes than looking at your exes. So, if you want to look at my exes, let me look at them, too, with you.'" Or what's the purpose? Like, what are you What What's the thing that led to that? Like, did you hear about something? Yeah, but we can't ask that cuz it's boring. Yeah, yeah. And then right after that, to get level, I'm like, "Hey, look. So, it's So, I'm not throwing hands with my wife. [laughter] Or I'm not putting her outside naked.
12:37 Yeah. I'll probably just also be like, 'All right, like let's use this save account. Let's look at your exes and let's let's just even the playing field and then see that it's either going to lead to nowhere or we're both going to be watching reality TV.'" Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, to me, doesn't matter if they're looking at my exes. Go look at my exes all you want. But if you're looking at your exes, I do think that's sus. That's super sus. >> Sus. That is sus. >> And that's very sus. Yeah. Nikki. Yeah, Nikki, what were you doing out there? But if she's like, "I'm looking at my exes because I found I think one of them's going to bomb a government building." I'd be like, "Okay." That's some spy ████ [laughter] Fair answer. That's some real spy ████ Real spy. Yeah. I don't know why you were looking at them initially, but I'm glad you found this out. We should probably call the FBI. Thank you. And then, why were you looking at them initially? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I And then I would probably cry about it
13:27 every night every single night.
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