0:00 [Music] welcome back to a highly um a careful boys expose we're going to talk to Nick because this guy has been with uh the same girl since high school same girl if you were a single guy in today's world how would you go about courting the ladies he he just showed us that was snake charm what do you think what do you think you got to do today let's see it watch out Colleen wow you're too close you're too close he also would you like to go on to dinner with me what do you think it takes he also has a belly button piercing so it like sways yeah it shakes is this the way you do it sounds like a windsh yeah no no I don't my hands are connected at the top oh connected that's kind of hot only hips only hips only hips see if I'm a girl
0:50 I'm looking at that I'm like non-threatening I'm coming in yeah non that's what I was going for so the question was I'm too I get too wet how would I holler I'll be like a slug around you how would you navigate the modern day Society if you were a single man in world how would you get married I think question how would you propose to a man um I think initially I would have to accept that I would take a lot of L's if I start like dating does it look difficult today's world oh yeah dude what what looks Difficult about it probably just well meeting the right lady you want to marry maybe that might be kind of hard why cuz there's too many hoes on the street well not even that it's it's not even that everyone ████ that's not what I'm saying it's more of just like there's so many options based on dating
1:41 apps I feel like that makes dating hard in general for all this is from what my single friends tell me because but your are your single friends high value men I think they are okay are they Great Value men great Walmarts sounds the same but Walmarts generic brand wait are you asking about like finding the love love of your life or like getting laid I'm just talking about doing the thing oh getting laid boy oh picking up women's yeah what's the what's the outcome come on we want relationship or I'm just trying to crush puss just get that I don't even know if I could do that bro like you know what I mean like to go his body is a temple you ████ how would you want to disate but let's say that you were like a guy giv advice on it to another dude
2:32 then you can't if you get picked yourself can you give us advice all right we're we're we're we're teenagers and we're like Uncle Nick yeah Uncle Nick I'm starting to learn about the birds and the bees so one of my buddies he he just got engaged he just got engaged and he was on dating apps for a little bit and he was just telling me how he did it and I was like that's probably the best way to go find like a lady did he find his love on a dating app well he just went okay He scheduled like 10 Dates not 10 like say well guys can't even get one dude so like yeah so he just went on a bunch of dates and his intentions were like I'm going to get to know these ladies and just like see what I like you know so the first date he went on this girl just took him for all his money went to like a sushi spot and was like yeah yeah we're going to they had no intentions of
3:22 dating him probably and just wanted to have a nice dinner so he's like all right well that was ████ whack I don't want to do that again so then he would start doing she ████ took him for everything that means he only had $300 in his bank account ████ robbed him of his ████ fortune dude and then he prequalified roasting he pre-qualified all these dates with like hey let's get like a 10minute like let's go get coffee okay so then he would see if like okay if the conversations would do well and based on like the the the six different girls he went to go talk to he knew there's one girl was like oh my connection with this girl has been way better than the other chicks I was able to have a conversation with her for like 5 6 hours and then fast forward to them dating and then they got engaged and now they're going
4:13 to get married at the end of the year right congrats that's really cool for so you just play like a numbers game well just to kind of see what well that's dating that's but it was very intentional it was very like I want to meet someone that I could be like a a girlfriend right and then that's how we went about it he had to meet a variety of different girls to be like okay don't really like that don't really like this this I really like this is the connection I'm looking for boom this is where we're going to go for I think coffee dates are great for both people yeah it's a pre-qualifier wait when we talking about crushing the puss what happened yeah yeah let's go ahead and bring it back to the crushing puss crushing puss how would you how would you let's say that I'm a single guy I go to lionhardt and I'm like Nick how do I talk to this girl in lionhardt she's hot I want to have sex with her I'll be like don't do that dude she's a member here I to have sex with right now on the M I was like you can't be doing that ████ in the gym want to do in the back date
5:03 outside the gym not at my gym that's what I would actually say I also wouldn't say I'm se you said you can't you can't get yourself to kind of like hook up be a part of hookup culture you can't imagine yourself so like so like if someone asks you and then says like hey hey Uncle Nick can you give me advice like um I want to hook up with girls what would you tell them would you be like don't go down that path having a relationship is so much better or no I would tell him like if you want to crush puss then you just got to NE them a lot these girls you got to bring them down here that's the funniest yeah that works with women with very low self-esteem their esteem but that is a great way to get the broken ones fast it is it is it is true how would you know
5:55 Ryan I'm I'm joking but also it's like Ryan is cuz I got a friend name Aris and that's his dou but here's the thing you know why though it's not it's it's it's because their ████ parents talk to them like that that's what they that's what they're familiar with obviously I'm joking right I'm joking that's a big oh oh you're joking oh crazy there's a but there's there's some there's some angle to it where it's like yeah you don't want to be this guy who's like oh God can you pleas please have sex with me like you don't want to be that guy pretty please please come on come on come on that's who I am I need a ████ so bad all right Nick check this out I'm like yeah you don't want to be I'm like I'm like uh you're my uncle and I've been dating this girl and we're about to go on our fifth date but we haven't like gone there yet you ████ move too slow I'm talking to Uncle Nick not ████ Joe okay I'm not I'm like five days she's
6:47 Prime cousin Joe it's not your cousin all right Jo so so I'm like hey uh can you give me some advice like I kind of want to like you know get in bed it's my first time yeah I want to speed things up easy got to put a com honestly me too same me too I'm like I've been there before me too how how old are you in this in this I'm uh I'm 19 19 yeah young LS young yeah but an adult you got any tips for me yeah ████ what can I do I'm married to tip I still don't get laate I don't know how to get I don't know how I get in keep taking her Shaky's Pizza it's not working dude she's too full after dinner the wedges are too heavy she's like I just want to go to sleep ████ hey if the girl says no that means they're just gassy
7:39 because of that cheese you feeding them so I would say first things first no means cheese no means cheese these are all great great suggestions have a nice light Sushi Omas dinner oh that'll take me for my fortune that's everything I got got you know what you know what's funny is like when when guys well it's not funny it's kind of pathetic but when guys do nothing sexual nothing flirty MH and they're doing all this other ████ that doesn't even bring that romance like like a nice dinner or whatever but it's material or whatever and it's not even related to building that attraction and then all of a sudden they think that it's going to
8:30 get them laid right and I'm like you got to go from the jump that that is your intention and then see if she reciprocates but like when when you're ████ young and stupid that's how a lot of guys get friend zone though it's like they're trying to buy sex it's I really don't think that exists I think guys are just they have a friend zone around them at all times and the girl enters their friend zone I don't think it's like a the girl clearly is the one that I don't believe in that ████ I don't believe that you get friend zone I think no no you are yeah you're right you're right you are friends though it's a confidence thing I think and she chooses to ████ you yeah Nick okay I'll help Noah down for you let's say I'm I'm 19 okay uh hey I'm this girl like we I think we really are hitting it off we like each other we haven't kissed or anything but we're let's say that right like Hey we're watching a movie right
9:20 now on Netflix next to each other on the couch what's the movie what's the movie what's the move it's anyone but you with the Sydney Sweeney thing yeah we're watching a we're watch how do I get this thing started what's the first like thing to breach the you know that's easy n come on what is it do that and it's like oh you're tired we can turn this off and go home no I feel like how do you transcend well I think before that you can't even talk about the movie before like you got to set the stage like kind of what Joe said like you your intentions have to be clear of like yo like I'm into you before I start this film all right I need you to know I'm going to eat you out I like you very much I think you're very attractive I have to ask for consent before we go at the 23 minute Mark I'm going to ████ you okay you know you know hey it's the optimal time to have sex with you yeah nothing makes me feel more safe than
10:10 that let Nick answer any question by the way listen don't worry this is probably better at that moment you just got to go for it whoever it is you guys got to go for it thank you Nick grab the cheek Boom turn kiss you know I mean but but he's kind of right though like you got to send it you can't just be you can't be like this and be like this what watch we're best friends yeah that's so awkward like you're both not watching it you know me you're just okay what the ████ are you going to ████ suck it or [Laughter] what just going to get me all horny and ████ got to get me all horny next up hey if your nephew ask if your nephew asks just do this Nick if your nephew ask do this
11:00 Hey low key that's kind of how you got to do it that's kind of how you do it so you to go you got to go like this no hey you know why you got to do this because you don't want to go like this and then next thing you know my bad bro and if she's wearing a hat too you got to go like that's so stupid same time you start walking you start doing the Hat Tricks rolls off your shoulder you got to send it at that point cuz that that s███'s whack just really watching the movie whack you got to do that ████ trick with goes yeah you mean I hope you're ready wait what do you what do you say then come on Nick I don't think you say anything I think it's it's body language
11:50 just like you know what body language you got to be playfully touching you know you got to be like a little flirty at the beginning of the movie or Midway I think before the even night starts you got to have to kind of have that Vibe that's just me personally okay cuz yeah the first time you guys touch isn't in that moment yeah you got to be touching already you can't like yeah you got to be ████ touching at the restaurant exact you got to be playing footy hand on the leg ████ the the pinkies are rubbing his ████ the first time you touch me can't just be now we're kissing yeah dude you're touching the small of the low back you're guider in the car also also if you're like sitting this and you're starting the movie and then you got to find your like moment to like it's so funny you got to find your moment to get close like that's awkward versus like if you like start the movie you're like all right here we go hey just be confident or you make or you
12:40 make a joke about it be like so you're going to sit over there you're not going to sit like right up over here you know hey you're not going to sit over here we're really this far apart yeah yo she's in the kitchen she's in the bathroom hey what the ████ hey I know we have an L couch but I hey can you see hey ████ you come over here ████ n no just playing okay that's I like that like like you got to say with your chest like you kind of if if you want to ████ make your move you got to yeah it starts way earlier yeah it starts from even the conversation on the phone the whole time but comedy will definitely get you there and that's how I've always crack jokes all the [Applause] time so funny is that would that work
13:30 for me I think it would cuz I think that's so ████ funny like if you're wearing a hat that ████ is yeah I think it's so ████ funny no dude not for everybody try it at home yeah try it you got to read the room you got to be very self-aware if you're going to try these tactics this this but you know I what works the best is like I don't think it actually is like a formula it's more like when you build like a thing together so like if you have a thing right like like like it could be a funny it could be like a passionate thing it could be like romant it could be whatever but it's like it's custom tailored to that person and unless you're a ████ young boy that just makes hella mistakes and you figure it out you almost don't even know like I can explain to you like okay so you could do this but you could do that but
14:21 then they're going to be like ████ it all up cuz they're going to read her ████ wrong yeah yeah but I'm like if she likes you though she's so forgiving so if you're already in like you're in that's what I would say what I do sometimes but then guys be also ████ up where they imagine that they're in and then that the girl likes them but like it's not even that H yeah sometimes I'll take Tiff's hand and I'll put her right in between my butt cheeks and my pants I'll take it I'll go and then you let her smell your ass no I don't let her smell it but I just put my hand there also not for everyone not for everyone but that's you know I learned that's a move that works that just tells her like he's on Uncle Nick it did work Uncle Nick it didn't work man Uncle Nick okay what advice would you have let's say that I got a coworker like we work at a JK news yeah oh no weird boba shop
15:12 we were going to boba shop together and all I want to do is just like get the uh how do I get the word out to like to ask her out on the date what's the best way to phrase that you got to be like hey you want to go on a date with me hey you want to go on a date hey hey hey hey hey he hey hey girl hey ████ you're let go on one date like just straight up any dayu it's not about the question of that moment it's like how how are you building up to that moment you don't ████ yeah how do like okay let's say I'm a clueless dude how do I build up to that moment Uncle Nick you guys have conversations you guys talk we have work conversations any Rapport at all what's the Rapport at are you a ████ stranger you just wait to my DM and ask me out on a dateo you have to ask these questions together we work
16:03 together we make jokes it's fun but I want to I want to good time and you say after work one day you say hey I'm going to go over here do you want to come with me you do something like that okay that sounds so much better you go much better I know the cutest little boba shop and it's it's right behind us you have that little dinner right after you get off work yeah cuz the set the like if you're if if you're already starting you go oh ████ this coworker is hot right yeah the setup already starts from meeting them exactly and then you're flirting or like you're doing whatever you're talking to them and then like you're building that and then you find your opportunity when they're like oh I like this oh I like this too like genuinely you like the same music or whatever and you're like oh next week they're having my are going yeah bro we I love Sisterhood of the
16:54 Traveling Pants okay honestly okay I told a story on here before but like when Tiff wasn't when we were in high school I was like kind of like interested in her and she was like I'm reading this book Lovely Bones and I was like ████ I'm going to read this book too I'll read it with you didn't ████ read it didn't read I ████ I read half a page and I was like this book sucks and then I was like yo I got the movie Let's watch the movie at the house yeah smart good she's comparing book and you're like and then she's like and then four of her friends came over and I was like you ████ stupid ████ she thought it was going to be like a group thing such a that's such a dumb bonehead thing like every guy does you know I was so stupid if she brought friends I would have been like is this like going to be a orgy but that's the thing that's the thing though is like you don't you don't get her to like you just because you read the same ████ book it's just your entry point to like
17:45 to building yeah yeah just spend time and you know have quality time you took the long long way pretty much cuz we were friends for a long time that's what I'm saying I think it means it also means way more rather than fake that you have read the book to be like is that something you recommend and then learning something new through the person pretty F asking her about it yo tell me about this ████ book why is it the worst book ever yeah Jing I'm sure it's a good book just throw it out this sucks rip it I don't think people changed as much it's the methods of like how the communicating has changed that's it like I I still think guys and girls are the same now it's like you can send Girls memes bro yeah like memes are probably a good way to ████ Bridge Gap but then you got to have the finger on the pulse and ████ like you really got to know what their humor is and you got to be able to connect I'm not a fan of
18:35 like people just sending memes and just not any corresponding text at all they just it's like they're using you like a trash can they're just like hey check it out check it out check it out check it out it's like that's for you it's not even for me yeah absolutely but but gifs that's a that's a gift that keeps on giving these ones these ones the is that a series these let me bust on you he doubl down on sound okay honestly though but you guys should listen to them they're married no but I was just about they're married I was just about to say I my advice is probably really bad like I don't I don't know if I have my finger on the pulse well like I think you get it I mean okay the things that you know as a guy that's been in a relationship for a long time looking back now like what you
19:25 would tell your younger self is so different than what you what you thought because of your experience right like how like like I think a young guy has no ████ idea how a woman is like communicating something or thinking it's just completely you know what I'll also say though too it's the same with just building relationships with people so it's like in general yeah exactly like if you want to build a relationship with somebody that like oh I think this person is cool I want to get to know him a little bit more you know as a friend or whatever or a colleague you approach it the same ████ way I don't think it's like that much different and if you find out that your colleague is you know kind of hot you like him I mean her or him or whatever damn you could you know then you could uh then you could bridge that Gap then you could change your your how you look at it a little bit gay I'm not gay dude it's just F to think that's
20:16 even on the table like and then if you find out he's kind of hot and then you could approach it differently he said him uh her that wasn't that was an accident gave each other damn I didn't know that Jesse you know all the friends that I have here I might try to ████ one of you always on the table we won't be able to resist cuz I know your deepest darkest secret that's why we should learn Jiu-Jitsu to defend ourselves against you but he's going to be not teaching us this my long con against the day that he goes I think he's actually kind of hot yeah that's his way of getting more personal and intimate with us yeah I felt for it first my first well thank you for the dating advice Uncle Nick I think everyone's going to find something very useful about that episode uh thank you
21:08 don't listen to my advice
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