0:00 hey what's up with your uh dating life man oh dude um I'm engaged what way shut the and then your timing's impeccable cuz I just got engaged last Saturday shut the con congrats where's your ring where your [Music] wait welcome back to a very Walter hongi episode of careful boys welcome back Walter up with Daddy Hong here Daddy look I said this when I when I came in he looks a lot more Trimm like you look like you you look like you lost weight I it looks that way but I think it's just cuz I'm older now and so it just goes elsewhere no that's you working out what is it in like your ankles or something what are you talking about you know honestly like you guys
0:51 are younger you don't worry about back fat I think it goes to my back so when I go to scratch my back I have to be careful Skin's all loose yeah it's all Lo loose like I grab it and I forget about scratching it's just so it goes from belly to back how much older how much older are you I'm 50 that's oh sh but on stage right I said the opposite but on stage I say I'm 63 what do people believe you dude people do and then people come I have guys come up no joke guys will come and go dude you're 63 like how do you how do you do it and I'm like hey um like nothing I say on stage is real and they go oh how do you do can I ask you a question of course so I feel like every 10 years is a crazy like Milestone age right what's the difference to you uh from turning 50
1:41 versus turning 40 I just turned 40 you just turned 40 okay like few wow bir you did it birday over the hill uh for me right now I watch a lot of TV so I sit on my couch a lot I when I get up to go ke no joke everything hurts that's the Milestone yeah everything hurts wack what's your definition of Milestone man I was asking for wisdom not gallstone oh you wanted wisdom drop some bars for with some wisdom sounds bad right now wisdom would be I feel like what can I tweet later you know every you know what whatever makes you happy just do it and if someone's doing something and it's cool like I don't even care anymore you just
2:31 don't care anymore ████ huh you get more this as you get older more I don't I don't care you know and and the thing too you know when I was younger I would debate with adults like older adults and then they would just they would say their point and then I would say my point and they would just stop and I'm like well I must be a genius because I just like debated with this adult like 20 30 years older and they stop yeah but as now I'm that age I realized it's not because when I was younger I made a good point is I don't want to deal with it and then I'm thinking all I'm thinking is dude you're dumb you don't know anything you're 20 years old I don't want to deal with you man and so like I don't argue like I don't even argue with I try not to argue with retail people or like you go to like like food places and you ask them a simple question like the best was I went to this soap store I won't say the name l u h and they had this certain soap I
3:21 forgot what it's called I think it's called snowman or something I was like hey does this come in another form because it came in like a jelly and it's really difficult to use in the shower so I was like does it come in form like a pump or like a bar or something the guy goes oh sir um that's a seasonal item I go oh cool like it only comes out in Christmas he's like yeah I dope but does it come in another form like a bar or like a pum he got to say the whole thing again he goes sir it's a seasonal item I go dope I got it but does it come in another form and then he's now frustrated he goes sir it's a seasonal item I got it it only comes out one time in the year but doesn't did can you pump it and he's like sir it's a seasonal item I'm like oh my gosh four laps yeah and then I realized that was my fault it was my fault because I kept asking and
4:12 then so as I when I turned F I was like you know what doesn't matter I'm not even going to argue yeah it it I don't I don't care this whatever it's the nice way of saying no it doesn't come in a pump or a bar dude yeah serious that's my fault and then but so if people like have a point about whatever like I don't even know what the generation's called is it Z is it whatever like the 20s and the 30s what whatever they're called they'll say like oh you got to do this you got to do that I'm like cool you do you do that like cool like you know like or like they'll say you got to do this I'm like nah player I'm just going to chill yeah I'm tired like I'm not I'm not getting up and moving cuz when I do it hurts that is the fighting age though wow when you have the energy to fight for your rights or whatever the 20s is the is the is
5:04 like I stand for something I'm going to fight cuz you think you're the only person that got this new information not knowing that there's like hippies in their 80s that's been fighting some ████ you know and you don't have like children or mortgage and stuff yep so you don't have anything to worry about like all those kids at your like our schools right now our colleges where they're like protesting and then I think Brown capitulated and they said we're going to divest uh for the companies that uh support Israel whatever whatever that that's all well and good they can do whatever they want but like the kids like are they I think they feel proud like oh yeah we did this but like are they going to put it on their resume that's they protested yeah like we prot be on the record it exactly it's going be on the record and like when a company sees like oh you you participated in this protest great awesome but I don't think they're going to hire the kid cuz what if they're doing something wrong and then this is now the new whistleblower which I don't know if you
5:54 guys know do you guys hear the second Bing second bow guy got yeah oh yeah he got sick and died another one you got a infection yeah a rare infection and and then I I told this to people I said the first one that died I was like okay it it's Boeing it could be Boeing but the second one I'm like I'm thinking something different cuz Boeing is not that yeah well I think someone has it out for Boeing yo that's funny of Boeing's like we didn't do that one yeah we didn't do that one exactly I think someone has like it's Ron or something oh or like another company cuz you know there's only two air airplane manufacturers air ande I feel like someone's got it out for them there's so many billionaires right now that probably just like dud let's do our own and then how do we get rid of one of them that's my theory so if I end up not Al like un alive which is what Tik Tok says who did
6:45 you know why I don't know who it would be maybe some who do you want the blame to go to yeah that's a better question Alibaba Alibaba fire dud that'd be crazy baba baba Airlines I'm dead dude you got a rival comedian that you want to take your blame Jason Cheney okay Jason Cheney did it dude I I got him so good one night we're all out and uh I was like hey Jason like cuz Jason's Taiwanese like hey dude where do you go for good Taiwanese food and so he's like thinking and he like tells me some play it's actually really rare you know that yeah to find a good and so he was like I don't you I go to this and then he's like oh where do you go I go I go to your mom's that's fun and did it take a while for him to click cuz it's chainy it's chainy it's just like oh oh well oh what you saying and like you
7:35 know Mom just Why can I say that bro right yeah like mom jokes are our age like everyone gives it but young people they're like like I don't I don't understand like why why you talking about my mom he's not that young he just doesn't get sh we got him right here look at behind uh so why you guys say that did he make this face he said he always he always got that default face yeah I think it's very endearing and you know his his um his wife is Korean and initially initially I was like why do you got steal our women and then the more I got to know cheny I was like I told the wife that's your fault that you chose chy you chose you chose incorrectly incorrectly you're supposed to get mad at her and say why are you stealing their men put the blame on her all the way yeah you should have gotten two hey what's up with your uh dating life man oh dude um I'm engaged what shut the
8:28 ████ up and then your timing is impec cuz I just got engaged last Saturday shut the W congrats where's your ring where's your ring wa let's go dude I have no I have I have one on right now but it's because that's not even a right hand yeah well I'm allergic to certain medals and so um I dude I went on AliExpress dude if you need to get rings AliExpress is where to it's the cheap place again oh my gosh dude and I think and I think it's the same thing oh yeah they'll call Express is that Alibaba offshoot I think it's AliExpress is the um like for individual end like we just want to buy one or two things Alibaba is the wholesale oh you got bu a th pieces or whatever right but yeah so like I only certain metal so I was like I'm going to try like tungsten out and titanium dude this tungsten ring it's
9:18 $7 when you go on the like tungsten websites they're 100 to 150 wow are they the same one probably I think they are yeah they may not be but I think they are low key I just don't give a ████ about the ring like who is this chick oh oh oh yeah ████ the ring thank you I don't give a ████ about tungsten last time talking about tungsten right now what are your favorite medals actually can I just say you're ruining you're ruining my sponsorship for AliExpress right now i' been trying to you know get that going try to paper wedding man I know I know I feel like the last time we had you you told us all the horror story dating stuff that you were going through you came back from Korea we thought we thought you were doomed what up guys thank you for watching us for along if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never release director's cut and
10:09 another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details who is she where did you be me so um I don't want to say her name only because she doesn't like aention but uh we met at church actually wow chur here yeah and we yeah out of all places like right the church I go to every week and we met at book club what she was actually like my group leader in in book club she's been going to this church or she's new but my my church is like I think it's like like a, people it's like more than it's like maybe 1200 1500 people and there's three services
11:01 and so we don't see everyone but we we went to the same service but like we just you just don't see people I notic this when you go to a big church after the service you go to the same spot every week so when you venture out to a different spot like 10 ft away it's like completely different people cuz you only go to the spot that everyone goes to the same spot so you're familiar with the people next to you you may not know them but that's who you're familiar their faces but um I remember going to a different spot I'm like who are all these people like it's completely so never seen her she had never seen me and then yeah so we just got to talk in and wow how long ago was this awesome it was we met a year ago about almost a year ago and then we were dating on and off for like a couple months and then we got serious in November wow and then um yeah I got engaged on Saturday that's good cuz it sounds like it sounds like a
11:52 sweet wholesome like you meet at a church like probably vetted because mutual people you know God beted by God beted by God most importantly but that's that's so much different from like dating app experiences and all that stuff too totally different you don't have to hire a private investigator to check their background do you know that's on my on my Twitter which I never go on or I'm sorry xn now it is um on my bio it says I have a private investigator on retainer that's real uh not creepy yeah it is a I mean it's kind of creepy but at the same time you kind of need it now yeah you kind of need it now but yeah like there was like Joe you're right there was an immediate like vetting almost cuz like even though we didn't know each other we have built-in mutual friends that's good that's good um so that was cool and you know we both we
12:43 talked about like how I never even seen you you know cuz I never seen you either yeah that's kind of it was one of those I was hoping it'd be one of those things where you you just saw her every week and you were always like yo Esther when you going to let me hit yo and just like after a year she's like fine Walter what are you going to let me at church what's hilarious is like two two books of the Bible have women names and you picked one of them yeah well I am of the Bible that's a common Korean name that's what moral what I was doing is that what it was either es or racist is what I'm doing no that's a great dude thank you yeah like Jennifer Jenny how' you propose what was the plan how did you do it so um I got it in my head earlier in the week I'm going to
13:33 put the ring in a like a jewelry box with like a uh tungsten $7 R this the hey this is too valuable because the titanium one was $2 oh okay you're living baby and and what you do I didn't know in so not in America titanium is way overpriced cuz outside of the US the marketing on titanium is it's a readily available metal what like for us like um for those that bike the bike the cage that holds water bottles plastic one's six bucks titanium is like $60 it's considerably lighter but dude you go on AliExpress titanium is like nothing like whatever $2 yes sir yes sir lowy I don't give a ████ about titanium how did you get titanium for I'll give you push back this was actually pretty good I titanium ████ I'm trying to bring it back to AliExpress to sponsor me but no titanium yeah outside of the US I guess the
14:24 marketing on it is like it's readily and easily available so it's cheap Lieutenant Dan drove the price up when he mentioned it in for G yeah I something dude but yeah titanium my titanium ring $2 okay wow how much was her ring that you got let's not talk about that that's you probably did a good J bring it back to AliExpress do you get that one I know dude and I'm not going to lie to you you know people do decoy rings when they travel so if they lose it we're looking on AliExpress for those nice that's smart but the girl one's more expensive it's like $15 wow double the price yeah obviously not real diamonds but like you know cubic zerconia what looks like but it's like yeah $15 she doesn't she's not worried about being judged when she travels no I think because for her like um she doesn't know she's not one of those girls that like they look they go hey how many carrots is that that's good she's not one of those that's awesome so
15:15 it's a very different like she lives in a different different world um how did she warm up to you eventually to like I don't romantic yeah I don't know if you but I'm funny and so that kind of helped but then I just want to ████ you I don't want to marry you that's true that is true no actually you know my my my thing was is I um like cuz we're all kind of introducing ourselves cuz we're in a small group and then so she said where she was from like where she lived and I was like oh you know there's this cool like Korean barbecue Duck Restaurant their main thing is duck Korean barbecue duck grilled like grilled duck oh it's delicious so good and then so I sent her like I messaged her the info that was my in and then it turned out they closed down during Co right so I was like cuz I was going to like easily just go he you know let's go one time but then it's closed now like I had to do the whole like oh man like you know like I was
16:05 like do I how do I ask her out so then I was just like oh you know we should just hang out sometime and like eat and stuff and and then she just straight out goes do you normally ask girls out this fast and and I was like I like technically I didn't really ask you out like I was just like I just like let's just hang out you know and then I'll see if I'm going to ask you out but she's like yeah cool it's like hang out and then so that's how that happened wow that's cool that's really cool how did you know she was was the one though that you're like okay I'm going to you know um for me like the big liquor in the sky really provided in in the sense of like I think for me I thought okay this is the kind of woman I want like and as I got older the qualities just came down to like two or three yeah like someone who's genuinely just warm and you know nice got a decent head on her shoulders and stuff but I felt like the big liquor in the sky filled in all these little gaps that I wasn't even thinking about like just it's like you know like as com like
16:55 a lot of like like a lot of comedians here you just end up joking around just for reason and a lot of as you get older you realize a lot of people don't like that they're sensitive or whatever they get bothered by it that's why our friend Circle small right yeah exactly I think when we're young we don't know that we just think everyone's enjoying our company but as we get older we're like I think people get bothered by it you know like us joking around and stuff it's cuz they can't fire back yeah and they don't know what we're doing so they they're like they don't know satire they don't know that it's like come on or they have significant other that isn't like that and then now they're like not allowed to be like that around them yeah and so they're used they get used to it get used to that life but with her like we we joke and she knows like she just knows when I'm being serious and when I'm joking so she's smart yeah cuz you know a lot of people I'm sure we got we
17:45 run into a lot of people where they're like I don't know if you're joking or not like are you being serious yeah and it's like even my wife doesn't know you know for me like she just knew she just knows I was like oh you know what this is this is like it's a nice like surprise and then there's like other things like that and I was like this is really cool yeah that's awesome so happy for you oh thank you too man I really am I heard that um the the um the like stats change past 50 where men have more options than women okay but then oh cuz then around that age is when a lot of divorces happen too so there's a lot more single SLE women there dude you know they're their own subculture on the dating apps it's a divorce a a lot of
18:35 divorced women will not date single unmarried men wow they don't want to deal with that ████ anymore also we don't understand what it's like to be a parent so they will only date other divorced men because they they know exactly like oh I have to cancel yeah they go I have to cancel and they get it they understand it's like a ████ like uh ████ CEO dating an intern like you don't know anything about this world so so Walter was power play oh yeah but it it is you know it's also the high the college conundrum kind of thing where um freshman year girls have the most options yeah they have freshman sophomore junior senior Varity football quarterback ex you know for us it it was uh Rob Johnson at but as each year
19:25 passes the the pool for girls shrinks but for guys it grss and then so by the time you're a senior you've got all all like you Junior sophomore freshman girls to like date and then for girls they either have seniors or they have graduates yeah you know what's funny is I think like you would think early 20s is the best years for dating I actually think late and early 30s was the best 30s is 30s was actually the best yeah cuz you know you kind of know you know yourself a little bit better you know what pisses you off and doesn't you're more chill and then but you also have money well you should at that time versus 21 you don't have anything so you can have you got hormones though yeah you got too much but 30 is not that far off from 20 you're still horny as ████ you probably jack off still every day but then um you
20:15 could last maybe 3 minutes longer when you're 30 I feel like every decade you you last a couple minutes longer you're killing those time attack rounds you you don't do stop and go stop and go yeah that's you you don't Edge yourself you're more Kamasutra in your 30s by yourself is there a solo Kamasutra book but you can date girls that are in their early 20s or whatever and also you could date girls that are older than you that are like in their mid-30s or whatever and it's a good middle age where you can just explore yeah cougars and college kids cougars and college kids two main demographics Joe's book coming out soon cougars and college kid on AliExpress that sounds like a rap album
21:05 name that's a great that's a great title it is a good title cougars in college kids that's going to be your biography name dude so now whenever she wants to vet you she can just go to any of these old videos so where you talk about your life where you talk about dating other people this is the this is the funny thing she goes um oh I told her I'm coming out and she hey do you know like just kiding films and she's like it sounds familiar but I don't know and then she looked it up as we're talking on the phone she oh my God I do know these guys and they go you came up and then she goes what's this episode I go I don't know like what's a title and then it was like a generic title so like I didn't know what the episode was but then I was like she go watch all these like I'm going to go back and change the titles Walter gets a new dildo just to like freak her out before she watches it just like crazy ████ hey that that title might ████ bang
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