0:00 You know what I loved just doing when I grew up? Do you guys ever go to like a summer camp? With the Boy Scouts? Yeah, I did Boy Scout summer camp, I also did like American Red Cross summer camps where I met some of my first girlfriends. It's just You just You know you're just away for like a week, you're away from your parents, you just get mad close doing stupid activities that you're like trying to be too cool with, but it's like "But you saw perky titties in some scrubs?" Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm talking [laughter] about. >> That's what I'm talking about. Red Cross summer camp, baby. >> In scrubs? >> Rich kids summer camps? >> I always wondered what that was like. Cuz like you know how like in the 90s you watch all these summer camp movies and then you thought that was rich kid ████ And then when you grow up you're like, "Wait, but there's like real billionaire s███." >> There's like for example at Brant Lake Camp in upstate New York, it's like a $17,000 summer camp. There's 15 tennis courts, 11 of which are clay, which apparently that's a big
0:51 deal. >> That's like the gangster type of court. >> 11 basketball courts, covered roller hockey rink, fully stocked weight room, 30-ft climbing wall, ninja course, wood shop, clay studio, ceramics room, podcasting classes. >> sounds like a CIA ████ training center. >> Podcasting classes? >> Yeah, you see all those ████ insider agents trying to come out? They're all ████ CIA, bro. >> Oh, they're all doing their residency? Imagine that's the psyop CIA agents go out. >> That's the new psyop is going to be podcast? >> Andrew Andrew Bustamante's? >> Yeah, that's the that guy. >> Andrew Bustamante Well, John Kiracofe, I kind of believe I I I kind of believe he's not CIA. >> He did his time, he did his time. >> That's the psyop too, dude. Doing your time. Where Where are you doing your time, dude? >> What if that was a part of it, huh? Like you go to jail to get credibility, but that's actually a part of the psyop.
1:41 >> They learned that from Yakuza. >> They did it in The Departed. They did it in The Departed, remember? He goes to jail and then he's a criminal now and then he gets street cred. >> That's That's what it really is. >> Come on, dog. You're going to lose your way. >> [laughter] >> Podcasting classes is hilarious. >> Cuz it's [snorts] the future. >> Yeah. >> And this is for kids? How old are these kids? >> You know, now that you say that, I never thought about like that. Um, when you say it's the future, I don't think about it as like uh like oh, you got to build a podcast for your career. You might just find yourself in a podcast because like that's such a norm of connection, business, relationship building, and networking, friend div- I bet you I bet you marriage counseling might be podcasting in future and ████ too. >> Sure. Yeah, you know what they call that? They call that uh beating uh being media trained. >> Yeah.
2:31 >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Like are you media trained? Cuz if you're not, then this politician can't go even go speak in front of whatever, or the CEO can't go speak because you're not media trained. >> so like an everybody thing that you got to get social media trained eventually. So, podcasting seems like uh Yeah, it's like more important than ████ learning your taxes. They'll never teach the regular ████ still in school, huh? They'll do anything but teach the regular ████ >> Cuz you have all the Trumps that are like articulate. Imagine the ones that are all like that are stuttering like this ████ ain't media trained. This one's never seen the limelight ever. >> [laughter] >> Cuz everyone that comes out like that's part of a rich family, they're all articulate, right? So, you can't be having the ████ >> They all did debate. >> Yeah, I can't >> This is like the new debate class for this era of kids, you know? >> Makes sense. Yeah, well, why why wouldn't it Why isn't >> Cuz it's the most consumable way of
3:21 media, right? For most people. >> Why not just do the debate class, but now you have microphones and that's content. >> Yeah, 100%. >> Yeah, that's true. >> Same thing. >> It's literally the same ████ Everything you would have done. >> The legends of podcast. JK News, one of the first. Before the podcast even was a podcast, these ████ were straight-up. And now we have all these Harvard ████ Ivy League ████ looking at us and going, "Damn, so I got to talk about jacking off more cuz that's what people like, jacking off." >> Do you see how they interrupt each other all the time? This is perfect for podcasting. >> I don't think I don't think they do it in current I think they talk about us in like podcast history. >> History. >> [laughter] >> What is that? >> History. >> These are the legends of the game. They started it. >> Well, hey, they're still in it if you want to check them out. [laughter] >> I wouldn't but go ahead if you want to. >> Yeah, yeah. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, for some reason they're still doing like 10-minute videos when everyone's doing like 2 hours, but it is
4:13 impossible it is impossible if there's ever a ████ textbook on the social media that that the history the YouTube the podcasting if somehow JK's not mentioned in there even for one ████ index line blip of a context of somebody else's quote. Shout outs to Phil >> from Wong Fu. You know him and uh Angry Asian Man they did a whole like history of Asian Americans on YouTube and they mentioned us in there. >> Yeah, they saved us a little paragraph like this big. >> Pretty ████ cool. >> Yeah, let's check us out. >> That is amazing. That that's So, that's the kind of stuff that you know, if you're you're going to be ████ in a rich kid summer camp you're participating you're doing high-level sports, you're doing very engaging stuff, you're doing things like wood wood shop play studio ceramics and podcast. So, it's basically just rich people activities. >> But yeah, the facility sounds insane.
5:04 >> Cuz cuz we all went to the same summer camps. All the in between is probably going to be the same. The the like you know, the flirtatious like you know, guys grouping up talking about girls all that stuff. So, all the same the difference is they were doing things they're doing things like wood shop and we were playing like the floor is lava. You know what I'm saying? >> It's it's just >> I went to Camp at Lake Arrowhead. Did you go there? >> Camp Camp what? >> Tac wits. >> I think it's the name of the tribe that lived back there. >> The Native Americans that used to live there. >> What what what was your summer camp like? >> So, my summer camp for my boy scout troop is >> Oh, that means it was all boys no girls. >> Uh sometimes you see like sometimes you see >> Gay summer camp. >> No, sometimes you'll see like other girl whatever activities. >> You just see girls across the lake that you can't talk to. >> And you get hella horny but you can't. >> Yeah, when was the last time you went to gay summer camp? >> I touched titties at camp. That's why I'm not going to If I had a daughter, she ain't going to camp.
5:54 >> Wait, we're going to come back to that. Go back to Go back to what you were doing at summer camp. >> The ours was uh you go for 5 days or 6 days and the on the way there, did you ever stop by A&W? So, there's always an A&W before you up go up the mountain and on the way back down, there's an A&W restaurant. And you go there and every person or every Boy Scout chooses the three merit badges they want to work on for the those 5 to 7 days or whatever. And then so, it's up to you to go to You got to be put your big boy pants on, even though everyone's like kids like from anywhere from like 9, 10, all the way up to I don't know, 15, 16. You got to go to all your classes. In the classes, they give you homework. So, if you're if you're merit badge is basket weaving, you better come back and make the sickest basket or leather works or life saving or whatever wilderness merit badge, you got to do your ████ And then in
6:44 between, you have fun activities. Some people do the polar bear swim, which is swimming in ice-cold water at 6:00 a.m. or you go ████ dance around the fire at night and do a storytelling. Like it's like it's pretty fun and you get to choose and and live your whole week without parents. But you have like the >> That's sick as hell, actually. >> the Boy Scout faculty. Is that kind you went went on? >> I've done one of those. >> It's amateur hour to Eagle Scout over here. >> TO THE MIDNIGHT SCOUT? >> LET'S GO! >> OH! >> DUDE, YOU'RE driving cars, dude. >> [laughter] >> Where did Where did he even get that photo? >> Brother, dude, I I literally I text Ryan. >> Is that really all your badges? >> Oh, those are Those are AI badges, huh? I'm sure AI uh messed up a couple >> You're ████ decorated, dude. >> I texted Ryan like right after his wedding, right? Um and at first I texted him, I was like, "Yo, I didn't see a QR
7:34 code or like let me get you I'm going to Venmo you some ████ right?" And you didn't respond cuz he's just being classic classic friend, classic Filipino Asian boy that like is trying not to a wedding gift, right? And [snorts] then so he doesn't respond so I go, um all right, as a special gift for you, I give you this. >> [laughter] >> You loaded You really do have all those pins. Yo, honestly, if that's not your profile picture on Instagram today, I'm going to be mad at you. >> He goes, oh ████ how did you know this was exactly what I wanted? Haha ████ dude. I've never seen you in your scout fit and glasses. >> [laughter] >> What a combo. >> Those are a ████ ton of merit badges. >> And then a ████ day later he dropped this in the channel. I was like, ████ ████ >> Damn, that's a ████ ton of merit badges. I never knew you were a ████ North
8:25 Korean general with all those badges and ████ bro. Young Young Kim Jong-un >> [laughter] >> in the making. >> Come on, dude. Hey, you got to get your Eagle Scout, you know? >> Honestly, that's ████ badass, bro. Hey, what are all those badges for? Like tying a knot and ████ >> 25 years ago? >> Name Name all the >> Oh ████ >> I can tell you the merit badges I got. >> You The ones that you named cuz you have to get like 13 a certain 13 or whatever out of like the 20-something that you have to do for Eagle. So, >> I didn't even get my Eagle Scout. >> I know but that's what I'm saying, there's like a required and then there's like an elective. >> So, I'll tell you the ones that I remember I I had. There's a swimming one. >> Got that. >> There's a life saving one so you get like like lifeguard. >> Got that. >> Then there's citizenship in the community, remember that one? >> I remember I don't remember if I had or not. Citizenship I cheated that one. >> Citizenship in the world? >> I do remember these, yes. I think I I you have to get those ones. Yeah, yeah.
9:16 >> Those are required. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> And then there was the uh um wilderness survival one. Did you ever do that? So, that one was dope. That one you go out into the middle of the woods and then during the day you have a certain amount of time to build your shelter. That shelter has to protect you from the elements at night. So, it could rain, could be a crazy wind that goes through and you have to lay in there and you're like a 10-year-old in the forest by yourself and they teach you do you build like a lean-to or whatever and you cover it in pine needles. >> Dope. That's like bushcraft, right? >> Bushcraft. So you and you're doing this as kids and then you and your other buddy they built something right next to you so there's still buddy system. And I thought that was sick. >> your own shelter? >> You have to build your own shelter cuz you don't have a tent. You have to spend that night there with your other buddy and you >> Usually it's really not that far. You as a kid you think it's hella far and you think it's hella far from like the parents and staff and stuff because
10:06 you're by yourself. You feel like you're by but really they could see you like right through the crack. [laughter] But you as a kid you're like I'm hella by myself. It's like the scariest thing ever. >> Hey you guys were Boy Scouts why don't you build like a ████ troop summerlin or something? >> Like build a troop? >> There's already troop summerlin probably. Probably three of them. >> Yeah but no like do your own because you don't want your kids to get touched and ████ >> Damn fool that's a yeah I don't yeah I don't want them to get So you're saying because I don't want them to get touched I should build an entire non-profit? >> Yeah. >> And then first and then make sure >> And if I have if I have kids I'll throw them in there. >> [laughter] >> I mean I could it's probably easier if I found a touch-free troop and then I'll sign sign up for the touch-free troop. >> [laughter] >> Do you know the recent scandal that came out like all these Boy Scouts would be like I'd be going to camps to get my
10:57 ████ booty hole ████ violated. >> Yeah that was like 10 years ago but Joe number one whether or not I start a troop or if I go to another troop that predator is still potentially quietly going to join either one. >> No but you're leading it so you know >> So I'm interviewing everybody on whether or not they're a predator? >> You'll you'll weed them out there. You'll weed them out. >> And it's us like we're we'll be like >> We'll help out. We'll help out. >> Yeah we're like you guys were both scouters so then like I don't know what you guys call them like you know like scout scout yeah scouters. >> Navy SEALs is what they call them. >> But you were you a Eagle? Did you achieve Eagle status? >> No. >> Okay, well >> I got I found gangs and it was way more fun. >> Well, what what about Subi? He's a Eagle boy, right? >> Is he a Eagle Scout? >> I'll be an Eagle. >> Oh, I don't know. All I'm saying is you know >> No, Subi's too dumb to be an Eagle Scout. >> You know how to lead this ████ You know how to do it.
11:47 >> a low ASVAB score. >> No, dude. No way. >> How are we going to teach ████ Taika how to eat a badger if he's lost in the forest and ████ >> Boy Scouts don't get taught how to eat badgers. >> I'm going to put them in a touch-free troop. >> What a sentence. >> And then I'll join the troop as one of the adult faculty and then I can watch him. >> Can we just create something else like careful boy squad and just copy what you learned because I think they >> Careful Boy Scouts is really funny. It's really funny. >> Yo. >> Careful Boy Scouts just implies that there's dangerous Boy Scouts. >> But we're carefully approaching it, right? >> And then cuz I think one of the worst reasons, I mean main reasons why there was all the touchy-feelies is the uniform's too hot. >> Yeah. >> What? >> The uniform's too hot. >> You think it's too sexy?
12:37 >> Wait, for who? For the grown-ups that wanted to touch them? >> Yeah, do you see the grown-ups with the ████ like little cute little thing and the short shorts? Short shorts with the long socks and ████ looking all sexy. >> Yo, he's just like yo, when you're when you're monochrome matched head to [laughter] toe. >> You wearing a and you wearing a collar? >> you just got to make the tents kid size so an adult goes in and you're like >> Yo, this what's up with this tent? [laughter] >> Why is there a grown ass man in this tent? >> That's not That's not the way to do it. >> [laughter] >> That's not the way to do it. >> All I'm saying is I don't want to join Boy Scouts with guys I don't know. >> Everybody How about this? Everybody goes home to their own house and sleeps. How about that? >> THEN YOU DON'T LEARN HOW TO ████ EAT A SNAKE. >> YEAH, you're right. You're right. You're right. Your parents got to come with you.
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