0:00 oh [Laughter] [Music] okay so if you live in Maine specifically near the Canadian border oh man these scientists saw a meteor fly through the sky they don't know where it ended up but if you can find it and you can bring it to the museum They're Gonna Give You 25k it's probably worth 25 mil I know I thought they already have 25 minutes I've seen Joe Dirt I'm keeping that ████ I think if I found it I would go over there like grab a like a bucket or something like start mining to see if there's anything interesting in there like minerals and stuff and then just
0:51 take it for myself oh yeah you know I found it because what if there's something that's in the meter that's like worth something you know like some sort of rare metal yeah what if you touched it and then like a week later you start getting an eye over here oh vibranium you got vibranium that's true our meteors uh you start turning into like thing or what do you call Venom thing Venom that's how you know I don't know nothing about ████ superheroes he's that Chinese guy Fang leafing dude yeah so you don't even have to bring in the whole thing they just want one kilogram at least one oh okay don't like just give us a link because they also don't know how much of it might be left but if you got at least a kilogram of it you can bring that imma bring it four kilograms to get 100 G's wouldn't
1:43 they know where it is though well they know generally where it might be but because they're not allowed to just go on anyone's property looking for a meteorite they're asking the public like check your own places because maybe it could have hit like a national forest too like in the middle of nowhere right and like I think this kind of area like there's lots of land I think it's like a 10 15 mile radius where they know that it's located but again like some people own like that whole area right here and they can't step on what do you learn from them from media you know from a meteor like what what uh space data I don't know space maybe they're looking for Superman nerd ████ when it comes to ████ like this I don't know ████ but one thing I do know is uh I think it's very interesting to scientists to find things that aren't on the element table um that we already know about like iron
2:34 or phosphorus or whatever like vibranium dude yeah so for them if they can test what is vibranium it's only wakanda had it for a minute it's not real dude you had me going I was like what tell me more nowadays yeah there's other people that got it yeah I had when I was a kid we thought that I was gonna develop like a an element I was gonna create that was your goal as a child yeah no no my head I was just thinking like a prophecy what if I like find a cure for all this like you know all these diseases I'm like what if I find it it's under your shoe what if I figure it out no dude the next thing I'm about to say is even more stupid so I would get all the ████ chemicals that were under the bathroom and I'll put it in the pot and I will just start ████
3:25 and just take a big whiff like that 409 I put it in a pot it just ████ lift it up yeah it was dangerous yeah my dad got mad at me one time he's telling me like he went in the ████ door because you know no ████ door locks in a Mexican ████ house you know it's always like weird you open it so I'm like he thought he acted like I was doing drugs what the hell what are you doing and I'm trying to explain to him my innocent brain and just like oh I'm developing you know curing cancer and you're like ████ things up you're barging and hearing it I mean ruining my research yeah I do it in the nude but still dude this is how I do it and my dad's like you're gonna kill yourself with the chemical you're breathing it in that band that's gonna come up and my mom what happened it's like
4:15 he's already stupid in my mind he's already I'm actually I actually think I'm pretty smart he's already stupid he's making himself I don't think stupider is a word but whatever you're an idiot you're sick come back yeah sit come back I remember we had to get PSAs in elementary school not to mix Clorox and Ajax so that fume actually is like oh like put you out right put you out or something yeah all that was in there dude those two I think specific Ally you put it together so how did how did you know recipe dude did you didn't I feel like a kid like you would have tried it no I think for me like I had a good danger radar too so I was like okay people are passing out no I probably shouldn't do that
5:05 yeah I was hearing ████ about kids putting Forks in the socket and I was like what idiot does that I heard that as a kid too watch your mouth dude were you trying to get your hair to go like Maddie I don't even know this is a stories my parents told me it was like you know those Chinese ear diggers yeah I would grab them and I would just put them in the socket oh my God you know what that is oh yeah no dude but they're wood aren't they no it's metal it's like you literally have an ear digger and just like you clean out your ears with it no crazy right what did yours look like just like a typical like gold one but like did it have the Swirl at the end or was it just the scoop it's it's just one little scoop long and then one little scoop yeah I think so I don't remember what happened because my brain is damaged so you know what I figured out one time we're uh we were playing with uh we weren't playing with dry ice but we had dry ice and that was uh and
5:56 uh chemistry or whatever in high school and I remember she was like don't like don't put it in in a cap and that's what she was saying it's like don't put in don't close the lid and I was like all right but then I'll say why not I didn't know that so I didn't put water and then I just ████ threw it in there and it Bubbles and it just like I just threw it in the ████ closed it it was from like one of those Dasani Waters so it's like thick oh yeah so it's just ████ a thick bottle and that thing just I knew it was starting to get around I'm like what the ████ my dumb ass was like this close to it it was just like what though where all these little ridges started getting like really like softened up so it just looked like a huge ████ and I'm like oh it looks funny dude it looks
6:48 like I'm looking at my friend dude what the ████ is that and we're just looking at it two idiots and then the little lit the label just start it cracked up and I'm like huh and then Boom the biggest one I'm talking about boom where my um this thing was all formed and all that ████ ████ and the teacher flipped the ████ out she's like three classrooms came out they're all like asking they're okay what's going on and I'm just like oh but dude then here's the worst part is that I found out in my local ████ bonds they sell dry ice and they also sell to Sunny so this guy went
7:38 I'm like why would I buy firecrackers when I could just dig this dude and I didn't know it was illegal to do that oh I didn't even know that they sold dry ice at Vons they sell dry ice I don't know why but they're yeah they're saying but it's illegal to do it I don't know what the cop came and talked to us afterwards like I was like this is illegal to put it together yeah well that's like you're technically making a bomb is what he said and it was like all right ████ that is America but all right dude it's actually a flashbang sir yeah concussion grenade yeah isn't that making it explosive because it's exploding yeah you're technically making like a bucket we did put ice box under it and then just ████ watch it yeah it's not like you put nails in the bottle or anything like with a two liter area ████ dude used to do that with the two liter sodas and then throw them and then
8:29 they explode and they turn a rocket yeah you see my dad would get mad at that we tried that once but he was like you're wasting 40 or you know how much that costs I'm like two dollars but all right broke ████ well yeah dude I used to make sure I was a bomb maker I guess yeah I was a bomb stealer FBI's watching you since then dude like this guy he's got it in him whenever he ████ bites the sun he does some weird ████ dude yeah I used to make like old school slingshots too like a Mexican slingshots what's a Mexican thing Mexican you need a Dasani bottle again can you break it and then so now you have oh yeah and then you have like a balloon you cut the end of the balloon right there and then you tie
9:19 it at the other end really tight now you put like rocks in there and just wow I did that so fast and they just hit ████ in the back of the head in class oh you know what I think I could shoot this let me see give me a copy you're reminding me of childhood ████ yeah dude what was the childhood ████ invention give me a cat there's rubber bands oh dude I've done that a bunch of times dude I know what you're doing oh yeah yeah well you twisting no no you don't know you don't know yeah don't act like you grew up in society oh yeah you have to do a little twist yeah no don't do it over here dude there's water in there yeah and then oh it's just oh [Laughter]
10:23 these kids these days dude I don't know if these are 3D printers hahaha [Music] foreign
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