0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys today we have a very special topic today we're talking about how we set the mood so that we can get laid by our chicks o oh I need some help boys I think my systems aren't very good that's a tough one yeah me too cuz I feel like I was an expert before like I don't know like living together and all that and it was just so simple cuz I would be thinking about nothing but sex 24/7 ████ go so it was like easier to be creative and all that but then like I feel like I'm an old man that's just like focused on life and I'm
0:51 just like oh ████ we should ████ and they're like yeah that's that's right let's get ready to ████ and then I'm like sleeping on the couch cuz I'm tired yeah I'm like do you guys go through that we're just like you got to plan sex you got to plan sex event if you're in a marriage I think you got to plan right that that happened to us the other night and we ended up not having sex and I was like what the ████ dude you know what's the funny part the funny part is this you go dude we should have sex yeah we should have sex and then at night like are we get closer you're like we're going to have sex tonight right oh yeah oh yeah we're going to have sex real good sex and then when it gets closer to in bed like hey you think we should do it some other time yeah oh yeah we should you should do it some other time ████ yeah and then you go ████ yeah I'm not having sex cuz you're so ████ tired dude when you first get together you're ████ multiple times a day and sucking
1:43 till you're there's no more nut to give anymore and everything is about having fun and then later you're just like oh ████ dude like I want to ████ but like CU real life we got to ████ sleep we got to ████ go to work we got to do this yeah I got this ████ on my mind I'm spraying ████ flea medication on my dogs and ████ hold on I got to I got to go do this real quick they're scratching I got to ████ check their hot spots I'm like I got to go water the yard yeah dude and I got I got weird routines now so I got to like figure out are we going to have sex or not cuz if not I'm going to put the nose strip on early brother but then once you put that thing on there's like no there's no sexy time happening after no matter what nose tape is okay but when I put the mouth tape on I'm always checking all right are we going to do this or no cuz once this goes on sleep time all right once I put
2:35 the mouth tape on I put my headphones on I'm out brother re recently I've been like just rubbing my dick yeah what is it like right after you know it's crazy she gives birth she doesn't want no dick rub your penis like this like rub my this is right this is right yo yo what does that do for you by the way recently so you can milk it and talk about it no she's just she's just there I'm just like rubbing my dick on her butt I'm just like yeah hold on and I was just like all right let's go this is it's getting hot and I'm just like yo what's up she's like dude I still have stitches down there I just had a baby brother oh yeah you're right got to put in the other hole day had a baby on Monday what she got her butt up for by the way no she just she she's you
3:25 know no clothes cuz she's feeding the kids we don't want to put on clothes but so I'm just like sometime laying down there and I just rub it one time and I'm like oh oh look what happened we got some action what's going on baby she's like she's like what are you doing like you know I just be silly with it all the time or sometimes like keep that ████ away I got stitches still sometime as a joke take off you know before your shower you just n it and you're just talking to her and you're just scratching it one time and then you're just like touching after a bit and it gets going hard I'm just looking at her like what's up dude you're sexy as ████ but then but then she goes she goes like disgusting go take a shower I'm like all right maybe I move my my hips too much disgusting it sounds like none of us have good strategies yeah not really man I need to hear I feel like Steve is the real sexh here if Anthony's not here
4:16 Steve I'm always I always make sure I'm very clean and then my whole that's my whole thing every day I make sure I'm very clean but then if I know Nikki took a shower then I know it's potentially on yeah yeah because she needs to feel clean too that's conf uh yes and because I know that she's more down if she has taken a shower that clears the road you got to know the triggers got to know the triggers so do you wait right outside of the bathroom door I'm usually secretly filming her there's a camera in there so I know when you're showering no but I yeah I usually for me that's that's that's the green light yeah dude you know what crazy recently I just showed videos of us just cuz long time I just recorded us doing it yeah you know what I mean but recently I showed her and she was like what are you doing delete those and I
5:06 was like look at us back in the day I was like let's get it cracking again she like remember the should have warned you you guys got to be right you got to have a notepad for this video yeah keep writing these down did you guys have any tricks that used to work man just go behind her and so my old one was if I was in the mood I'm like hey B you want to massage and you massage right and they feel relaxed and lead to something and you're naked naked but Mass but then after a while they're like I know your ████ tricks I know what you're up to I'm like what about a scalp massage that works you got to transition honestly back in the day I just woke up took her balance off and it was go time you know what I mean Trump trump Trump trump Trump
5:58 trump no it's just back I was just like yeah I don't even know if it was a method I feel like we were always horny yeah but also we were like always um what do you call it like no responsibility so we're just if you're just traveling and ████ all over the place then you're not like oh I got to be up who cares I slept 3 hours I'm ████ but then when you're like oh I got to wake up to do this so I'm going to ████ sleep early I got to get my rest and then you got like all these like adult responsibilities I think that kind of kills it dude three nights ago Nikki was out playing poker which means she's probably getting railed by a other guys oh on the poker table she hit me up she hits me up and it's like I don't know 8:30 and she's like hey I'm going
6:49 to dinner with with my gal Palace which means she's just going to dinner with some guy probably alone and then she's like but don't think I'm not getting ████ down tonight AKA like hey ready yeah I'm coming home and then she doesn't get home till 11 ████ 45 you're just waiting there just waiting there with a boulder all night I I did Katy litters I did the trash I was watering in the yard I did my whole the whole damn list got my Red Bulls going you know what I mean and then you know she gets home and she's like immediately like don't think we're not ████ I'm like oh thank God cuz I thought I was going to get the other thing I thought I was going to get the I'm too tired 11:45 sorry boo no that's always nice when they keep their word when keep word when they're just like we're going ████ tonight and you're like really and then you're just like oh I know it's time to go to bed and they're like wait I thought we're ████ I'm like oh you
7:40 still want to ████ anytime anytime my lady talks a big game I know it's not going to happen really she'll take a nap or some ████ should plan it like planning it is just it's too much expect I do think like when you ready to go you just go midday ████ honestly you got to just shoot your shot every time bro cuz when every time I'm ready to go like let's say it's like ████ 1:00 p.m. and I'm like the right we got to be responsible we got to go to the store we got to do this oh we got to run those we got to go to ████ Costco and then we're ████ tonight it never ████ happens that's true but every single time you're like man we got an hour I could finish in like 5 10 what's up yo honestly I think that's the best the best is just waking up take it off get it girl just go and if she's
8:31 feeling it she's feeling it I say you boys give it a go in the morning dude don't wik at me like that man I can do it I don't ████ need your advice man I know I've been married a long time yeah dude I know how to ████ have sex with my wife dude you know what I got to do extra now though I got to lock the door with the snaky I got a mother will be like good morning Papa Mama bu at any time 5 a.m. it could be ████ like midnight not a nightmare I'm like what the ████ it could be anytime any time of the day some this guy could just bust in have you ever just been like you're like Daddy's trying to bust don't bust in my door yeah luckily we haven't like got caught in the action yet yeah but there are times where we're just like watching a TV show and it's like 11: at night and
9:21 I'm like damn if we were having sex this guy would have caught us cuz he just nightmare whatever I'll never forget accidentally walking on my parents ████ it was weird really no no I was just walking in cuz I just walking around the house I wed no I walked in cuz I wanted to watch SummerSlam in their room yeah and and I was like you know my par it was like my birthday or whatever and I was supposed to decide if we were going to go to birthday dinner if I was going to to watch SummerSlam so I had decided that I was going to watch SummerSlam pay-per-view right pay-per-view big ████ fat deal right so then I walked in the room to tell to inform my parents of my decision I should have just sent him a message yeah I'm probably I'm like 9 years old whatever and yeah I see Mom fully naked dad on the bed boner style what was happening I believe that
10:11 were the lights on or dim or the lights were on so but they're a married couple with four kids so you can clearly see like if it was I can see everything out you saw your dad's boner I saw my dad's hard cot and I saw my mom's titties and her vagina but she she quickly went like that and then I turned around oh just turned around silently left the room that must have been awkward and walked into trauma did you go Mom Dad summer it was exciting cuz I was like I have made my decision I'm soaked on it they're going to be soaked well they were Summers slamming for sure watching in the Rock and you're just like I was watching Shawn Michaels and Raz rone a great SummerSlam oh ████ yeah but I had that thought in the back of my head like Jesus just catatonic watching it yeah
11:01 and I actually had this thought a couple times of like did I stop my parents from having another kid oh no way you put that on you yeah yeah yeah I was like thinking about it like that could have been like another brother or sister no I don't think so I think you don't think so no they probably finished I if they're horny they're horny yeah they probably finished after you left you think so yeah or just my mom didn't seem like she was going to be down for much after well they were they were surely summer slaming think I ████ blocked hey was your mom like hey what do you want for dinner remember any of the rest of the night except for watching SummerSlam and like having that weird thought in my head were you by yourself watching it uh no my friend Dereck came over to watch with me I didn't tell him about it yeah that's that's kind of heavy it was scary to talk about it oh godge my parents never brought it up with me either they weren't like Stephen you should knock the door nobody said a
11:51 word cuz that's how weird my parents are they're ████ weird so made it even weirder yeah it made everything so much weirder so bizarre damn yeah no I contact no not dude not a word spoken about it like I would have immediately I can't go into a room if I have any kind of tension with somebody without addressing it immediately my parents are the opposite they were like gloss set over pretend nothing happened it's all good it's ████ bizarre that's ████ I probably caught my parents multiple times but I was too scared for my nightmare to ████ even know it really I ran into that room multiple times and they were probably ████ probably MH yeah and like every time I told you to ████ knock before he come in I'm like I know but the nightmare almost got me I almost got G I can't knock and wait yeah I can't knock and wait yeah they just bust in I know you ever think too
12:41 about it's like oh man my dad probably had to work some game today yeah and like finally and all this ████ and kids are finally ████ off in the basement or whatever let's ████ get it in and then my dad's like ████ ████ Steve yeah exactly it's probably why he hates me wow never forgot that ninth birthday h I think that's why that's pretty deep I'm trying to think of the times where like the consistent patterns where I was able to say I'm going to have sex with my wife tonight and what I did and I'm like I don't it's all prepare it's all inconsistent if you go home tonight with the goal of like I'm going to ████ Tiff tonight what do you do I did that yesterday it didn't work sweet boy just you know you got to be a Savage man you got when does the fny come off sh
13:31 oh the pants come off with a fanny pack he moves to the back migrates he just he can't the pouch it goes from back to the front there you go but the pants gets down Hey low key though when you were talking about the nose strips I got to put my nose strips on so I can breathe out of my nose and my mouth while we kiss you know what I mean cuz if I we kiss hold on yeah brother brother I got to take but it doesn't look sexy though I got to yeah but I got to take breaths and then go back in dude to kiss that's how bad it is that's how bad my nose breathing is even got to do that just do your just after making out just take her head off to the side that's what I do that's IU and go back in Oh I thought you were talking about damn dude why don't films and why don't films in TV why doesn't films in TV represent they never talk about the
14:21 mouth breather yeah what you're going through and apparently it's happening to a lot of people so shout out to the mouth readers out there if you comment below if you have the same struggles prob cuz nobody wants to see that ████ as well it's not really sexy or you know it's not that far you don't have one thing that's consistent that works you got to why is it why is it failing is it because you get too tired so your plan bails because of you or is it because of I never get too tired dude really oh ████ I think you shouldn't right your cardio game must be strong everybody gets too tired rally dude I can rally that's what I'm saying 1: a.m. at 1: a.m. you could be like ████ it let's do it yeah I could do that uh I don't know for how much longer but I could do that now C oh no no no you need to get that one thing him that's always on Instagram ad be sponsored by them oh
15:14 really I can't man I'm too tired if we don't do it by like 10:00 go to sleep you wake up you wake up at like 4 bar shuts down bar shuts down like in life at a certain time I'll say this if if it's past a certain time and it's like late in the middle of the night I know it's not my best performance but I'll give it you know I think it's like a it's like a 5 out of 10 well that's better than nothing yeah exactly thank you you know that way it's better if the moment calls for it then it can happen yeah I'm so tired sometimes I'm like even thinking about should I just ████ pee in the bed or not I don't even want to get out the pee God damn it usually when we do date nights that usually works but recently oh we've been going on date nights and then we get too tired and we fall asleep I dude that happen to me and Nikki one Valentine's Day we went to this stupid ████ overpriced French restaurant and we I we ate too much we both did and we
16:05 both were like we're not ████ tonight because too full and then we're like we're never doing this ████ again as far as like eating like at a place that's too heavy never again it's not worth it I remember doing that too and we went and got some like prime rib or something and we're just like oh ████ we're supposed to like be all romantic and ████ tonight and I'm like I need a ████ bath dude I got like a baby and ████ and she goes she's like I need some like tea to like relax and then I'm like yeah I'm like dude are we like 70 what the ████ dude my own wedding night we were too tired we both ████ got back to the hotel room crashed like almost instantly oh cuz you're meeting everybody all night long day a social engagement but but we woke up at like 4 in the morning at the same time just about and like we got it so still counts still
16:55 counts that's a big that works that's a big W for the boys mhm yeah I I don't think I don't think I I think I should plan it and take more time like being romantic and ████ because I think I missed the fun part and then I feel like as you get married like you're married and then you're more into it like so many days go by and then you always go oh uh the vacation stuff can wait cuz I think it's like first comes work cuz you got to ████ pay the bills you got to do this whatever right the second it's like all the um all the errands you got to run life ████ right like you do that and then and then you're just trying to manage everything with a social life friendship all that and then you go like oh yeah the date can wait or whatever and then you're kind of like ████ but you're not like
17:46 fully ████ because that ████ takes time to like just hey I got all my errands done I got all my work done now my mind can be like a teenager again where all we're thinking about is fun I think that's what creates the best kind of nuts cuz you got to build it up and you're having fun you're not thinking about anybody or anything and then you just ████ that's why I feel like when I was a loser I gave the best dick I like that because you don't you have no PRI you have nothing to worry about cuz you have to allocate your effort and your mental capacity that's why why a lot of chicks like losers yeah cuz they're just chilling all day they don't got no they don't have anything else to do all they can focus on ████ and then when you're when you're out there your wife's ████ thinking about the laundry and you're like ████ boning her and she goes oh wait I forgot to put
18:37 that ████ in the dryer and then she's like throwing ████ in the dryer all right come back and ████ me and then it's like bro like I don't know man that probably hurt my feelings if that happens midus my wife has go like oh dude I have to clean out the drain for a sec I don't think I'd be ready when she goes yeah I think I'd be like I think you just got to stay connected and then follow her to the ████ laundry snake the snake the dra together if she can think about what's going on with the laundry while we're ████ I yeah that means I'm dropping the ball yeah dude oh I wonder where the timer at you got to hate those side quests or side conversations during you know what I mean sexy times yeah yeah that's not fun no you're ████ you're just like oh oh ████ I forgot to ████ put the dinner in the mic you know what I hate it when my dog walked in see that happened to us that's
19:28 happened BR I was in a like crazy position doll walked in sniffed my ass and I was like you ████ up you ████ up what is this pissed off the whole time the cat just in the corner like this watching us the whole time I'm just like I'm like get the ████ out get out all y get out get out if there's a cat in the cat tree it's like I'm cucking him or something I'm like get the ████ out of here ████ you dude I imagine that's what you be doing no I hate it and then we have a you know our cat Franklin is like Nikki's baby or whatever he goes up and like starts cuddling her while I'm like ████ her it's like this is really crazy yeah it's crazy we were about to we were about to make love the other day and our dogs kept walking in and they they knew something was up see got locked the door dude no I know I usually do and then
20:20 then I put him to bed and then I did my nighttime routine and all that and then I'll walk in the bed and then she's like oh no what do you mean you put the dogs to bed got put them to bed dude what are you doing what the ████ are you doing dude you got singing them lull and ████ bro I put a towel down for their bed I put them away I give them a treat I tell them to go crate I give them a treat see they want us to have families and kids right it's like if we ain't got time cuz we're out here ████ constantly working who's going to have time to ████ that's true can't have it all dude can't have it all this video is about how we don't ████ all the way D the comments are always like you guys are you guys can't ████ you can't ████ good what kind of marriage is this they also didn't have Netflix back then so you go home I mean
21:10 you just you blow out your ████ nightstand and there's nothing else to do so you guys are ████ every night probably yeah probably huh you know what you're right my love life now we got this and we got this and this and this that's so true back in the day you you don't have nothing so all that energy and time and is just whatever was in that room but also you had more energy cuz you're like ████ you know 17 years old yeah and the only thing you think about ████ is it common like this no apparently it seems a little more common than this is ████ common everyone yeah everyone I know too this is just being married person yeah on planet Earth yeah well there you guys go marry life I haven't really said anything cuz I'm like I can't help you out either I don't get any
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