0:00 thank you [Music] let's say in the hypothetical world you have to break up with Tiff yeah what celebrity would you like to hire to do it for you oh it's a holy ████ like it's like a calling card or Telegram and it's like a door and then someone comes up and it's like the Rock and he goes she goes oh I got the rock he goes I have some bad news he does the people's eyebrow the Nick here and then she he serves her with the divorce papers and then she goes do you come with a divorce then he Rock bottoms her in the doorway yeah yeah that'd be kind of cool that actually might be a cool consolation price imagine if you if if it's like you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna get my divorce papers served by Jason Momoa and
0:51 until oh my God Jason mama oh but I got bad news you got divorced oh anyways but I'm here to come for you oh you know and then that was like a full three act movie right and then so it's like you it's like divorce but I still love you yeah and I care about you so I want you to get some good dick I love that yeah yeah I love that he would be a hooker in this yeah he has to have sex with them yeah do they no no make love make love make love make love so imagine consolation imagine close your eyes everywhere I was trying to think I'll help Nick out because he's like he can't imagine a world without her that's why he can't do it I would uh I would ask Birdman to do it the rapper that's what you whispered in his ear no he said Lil Wayne actually because that's his dad would you go like this yeah and he'd have three guys there yeah
1:42 with him everybody close your eyes real quick let's all do together okay okay so the doorbell rings okay you open the door and it's William Hung and he says he's got good news he's got bad news all right what do you do first I got the bathroom you say I want the bad news first and then he says okay your husband wants a ████ divorce he's [Applause] he showed up or you guys arranged it rearrate well Nikki met him through poker and then we're she's like come on the podcast so that's different when you uh when you guys arrange it than him just showing up that's true that's very
2:33 true you can open your eyes I like that your eyes are closed though I was following directions can you see William outside for the rest of the video yeah wait so William Hung was nice to you he was incredible he was such a gentleman yeah he's a good guy isn't nice to you yeah what do you think it is waiting for me to dunk on him but I'm not going I'm not gonna he's not answering he'll punch him in the face why if any random person that just shows up to my house I have to punch him in the face he's not random he's William Hung so it's so it's not even he's practically in her friend's Circle I did karaoke with um oh you did Steve had a podcast with karaoke yeah we did a brand deal together wow okay never mind not give him a hug then okay come on I did tell him to come on JK news and he goes yeah he was the face of Asian Americans
3:24 for like six months he was the inspiration for JK films really yeah well you're like wait tell me that story we just kept copying him and laughing until ████ we cried and then we just kept his accent and it turned into a Vietnamese one what is his accent anyway cantonese-ish I don't know so I think it's just special accents that's what I thought I thought his accent was just because he was like mental or something yeah is he mental ah no is he not at all I don't think so is he was a gentleman gentleman a good guy apparently he's really into poker too okay so check this out and gambling he's a big time Gambler like the way that rain man is in a poker yeah yeah so check this out so people are hiring celebrities on Cameo to to deliver bad news like
4:14 breakups yeah so last year William Hung did it he came with balloons and he said [Music] did you read this no is that what that's pretty close oh so um guy guy uh he's a Motion Graphics designer uh he paid 30 to get William Hung to quit his job for him so he's like hello everyone Christopher is going to put notice to leave the current job for new job in two weeks he found a new job he'll miss all of you but you are all amazing so don't give up creating the life you want he's always inspirational that's cool he was a motivational speaker I think he still is that's pretty cool I think so too um and then he delivered after delivering the message he broke into his original song Just Do It which you guys probably didn't even know about original song yeah he tried he had a Christmas song no he had a he had
5:05 another he had a couple of other songs and it has inspiring lyrics yeah like like including be what you want to be do what you want to do is that the Living Color yeah it is [Laughter] um people are also you know there's a chick on her wedding day who had you know some guy from Vanderpump Rules I don't know what that is cool what the ████ is that basically just just telling the bachelorette that she looks good which I think is kind of weird yeah I think it's kind of a weird move because he's not even seen her somebody did it um there's also breakup cameos should we do Cameo I think we're just not tapping into a whole maybe yeah we could probably be saying like happy birthday or we could
5:56 serve divorce papers or something you know Dante Basco he's on it he said he made a hundred G's on it during covet wow yeah he did say he makes a lot on Cameo we didn't start with the title JK news is a little what is it coming it's like here's the news but it's like aren't you guys JK news so I is this serious are you guys just kidding is this are you just kidding or is this real we don't know news flash your wife wants to divorce you newsflash that's really good breaking news that might be really good so like they can pay our Cameo and we'll announce it on YouTube
6:47 that's really good Joe and they just send them yeah it's really good job I think that's good we combine it this is a really big around eight years mean well oh ████ this just occurred to you you know I think I like it it's a good idea you wanna change your answer yeah if it's in person if someone's gonna go divorce my wife for me in person I'd probably want Chris Angel or something oh Chris Angel or like or like David to make you disappear or like just to appear the ████ you know the summons the manila folder just like that's not bad that'd be kind of good I would get O.J Simpson and he just puts on a glove yeah exactly it shows up with like a set of steak knives or something oh it's cut cob salad yeah I told you guys I got Chris Hansen's Cameo from my friend yeah oh that's a good one because I had you know Chris Hansen does the he
7:37 does camera doesn't he just tell you you're a pedophile the whole time well if if you want him to I hadn't tell my friend like to act like my friend was a pedophile That Got Away so good and he's like we'll get you next time they're gonna slip through it like he did a whole long thing ████ damn really great deal how much was it 50 bucks wow easy fifty dollars record the video it sends it to you and he sent like a two and a half minute video he didn't have to do all that and he says have a seat doesn't he he didn't say that because I didn't ask him I gave him like a like two lines to say and he made a whole thing around it wow I just read it yeah he did a good job I think most of the top rated people they're they're top rated for a good reason yeah can we get politicians are they on Cameo I don't know I saw it because I mean if corporations can buy them how can we can yeah for 50 bucks for a video yeah yeah like you can get Anthony Weiner I bet well that's also
8:27 because they don't know what you want them to say like the price is there but then if you want uh uh you know they don't know what they want you to say something you want them to say something bad oh then they're not gonna do it for 50 bucks dude you know OJ's probably would crush it on Cameo or he would destroy yeah he would be on the side of profit after the whole case if he did this 100 it would be in a deficit anymore is he in jail or is it like a house arrest or something I think he's out he's yelled though he lives in my friend's neighborhood in Vegas no way yeah me on my front seat all the time all the time oh ████ Dennis Rodman's on cameo you can't even understand what he's saying sometimes oh you hear him talk he's just like uh Cameo is pretty dope man it's okay let's go to under 150 because that's the more
9:17 premium guys my buddy got got um guy who plays Winston and Ghostbusters to do Cameo for me for remember oh that's tight yeah Tommy Chong is 100 I mean if you're not like if you're the kind of person that someone's always messaging you asking you to do a shout out and you're like then you should be on Cameo oh ████ William Daniels The Boy Meets World teacher principal or whatever Mr Feeney Mr Feeney he's dead he died well how come he's on Cameo then what the ████ is that an impersonator or old account how much are they like 150 a message he's 150 for Mr Feeney I better give you some good advice Mr Feeney's dead bro I thought he died too maybe he's not it's Minkus dude it's ████ Minkus he's he's acting as Mr yeah he died what are you talking about well he's in there these are deep fakes
10:08 yeah they also have a lot of really good impersonators of current politicians oh you could do that oh he's alive oh he's alive I thought he totally died I thought he had little sasso's in here well Sasso probably a little Sasso is awesome he's so funny he's the best should we just keep listening she was just named celebrity names and tell everyone all right the most expensive what about Julia white the most expensive person on Cameo guess how much it is 200. two grand you're right am I exactly two years who is it gerdeep pandler pander maybe they're like an Indian Superstar see if the island boys are on there I'd love for them to make out all right so the next one I got for my friend's birthday so the second one is actually uh Mr
10:59 Wonderful Kevin O'Leary oh that makes sense he's 1500. oh wow yeah but he's on it though I almost feel like that's not worth his time well maybe he's doing it for fun I don't know maybe it's like one one like if he does a minute it's 1500 you want to see cheapest yeah it might be somebody that we don't know yeah it's for sure someone you don't know dude they're kids it's free that's weird it's some kid named Alec he's it's for free he'll do your cute he'll do a cameo for free what a hustler the kid next to him is Jacob Jacob Wilkinson he'll do it for free John Roberts will do it for one dollar there's just so much unusable footage Cameo yeah these kids are just bad at business huh yeah yeah
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