0:00 [Music] yeah so this uh this question's for everybody but uh we'll start with nick what do we think about monkey pucks never heard of it honestly well actually no we were talking about this off camera i forgot you were in the room that's why i was trying to lie to you i tried to lie to you now but bart was like hey nick have you heard of monkey pox as i was walking out of the bathroom he's like there's only like six available and i was like like yeah and then it turns out to be like an actual disease is it right so it's not like chicken pox it's monkey pops monkey pots what makes it monkey is it just transmitted from a monkey yeah yeah it's transmittable who ████ the monkey man i don't know if this is one of the ones that's sexually transmitted it might just be like how many people say that pangolin came cause
0:50 i mean somebody ████ the pangolin that's why we got covered and ████ [Laughter] yeah that's what the theory was they're like cult like pangolin started covet it's actually not bats oh yeah and someone ate the ████ out of a pangolins ████ or something and breathed it in that's why it's a respiratory disease respiratory dude it only gets transmitted through foreplay metallangus it's like no don't have sex with it you don't have to do all that man just go down on it like a normal person does what do you think of the uh so the monkey pox epidemic what's your feelings you know i saw the pictures and uh it's quite scary it's scary because it's a bunch of boils oh it looks like ████ herpes on the monkey's arm it kind of but like kind of worse than her like that looks like a boiled wheelhouse yeah i don't know i don't know anything about it but i'm just going to be scared of it like
1:40 that's all i know do you think it's a cause for alert at the moment do you feel like you're how many cases are available i think and then limited time drop so i saw it on abc news and i think they had like seven in london and we just got our first case here it's like on the east coast here's what it looks like or at least a part of it oh god damn i would imagine this is probably easier to contain than covenant that ████ looks like ████ someone questioned words someone put boba in someone's arms yeah i also feel like i don't know man i kind of got like ████ disease fatigue years of marketing you know i'm like man just to talk about it everyone's trying to get the new disease london's like yo we got the new disease i'm like how many
2:31 boosters you want me to get with that thing but it's 12 boosters so here's something is that a child's arm uh it doesn't determine if your arm falls off here's a little bit of stuff kill me now i feel better okay so there's currently two strains out okay only two one of them is is super not common omicron it's uh and then me yeah how do they name it uh maybe it's just by monkey breeds or something the orangutan orangutan chimpanzee hey you got the tang man yeah you got the tang yeah there's so there's two there's two uh strains one of them's super not common one in ten people that have gotten that have died there's been ten people that have gone yeah but there's another one mainly in other countries like like nigeria i think has a pretty high count but they get it like even off season if you want to kill it
3:22 yeah what's the monkey pox season so the other strain which is not which is more contagious that that's the one that's kind of really travelling that's the omicron 100 people die from that and i think not even there's not even that many people that have i mean what happens you get the boba balls and then it goes away like is it like chicken pox like when you get all ████ up and you're like oh dear lord when am i gonna i can feel normal again probably itches i bet i bet it looks like itches hey do you know like a lot of the uh gen z never experienced ████ chicken pox yeah oh yeah because they hit the back seat yeah yeah yeah so taika he gets the vaccine so he's just never gonna get he should you should have a vaccinated dessert i know all of a sudden it was a teachable moment yeah yeah they had like chickenpox party yeah yeah if one could get chickenpox all the rest of their moms and dads like hey you're going over xyz yeah they get chickenpox they all get chicken boxes and then have
4:12 a chickenpox battle royale with the other kids yeah yeah because like the thing is if you didn't get chickenpox then when you get older you get shingles which is much more way worse i got both you did i got both damn how do you get both i got shingles when i was 19. what the ████ they told me it was like a geriatric disease so i was like really self-conscious oh that's man what did it what was it like what was it i thought if you had chickenpox you're not supposed to get shingles that's what they told me too and i have marks of chickenpox scars all over my body because when i was a kid my mom would be like don't scratch them and i was like your boy i'm gonna scratch them yeah i have scars all over my body uh shingles dude like a gust of wind would like ah it would hurt so where did you have sugar i got it i got it on my side right here and it's the house i don't i think only there i think it was because like that's when i first started like training like mma and all
5:04 that ████ and my body probably wasn't used to it and i would train all the time so i'm thinking like my immune system was just really low and i just there was a shingle somewhere on the map yeah and the shingles got me you get it from ████ shingles like actual ████ yeah like roof shingles boys spend a lot of time on the roof you know but yeah but it hurts so bad like and it took a while for it to recover that sucks i remember i couldn't wear shirts itching like a ████ in elementary school well i already itched because of eczema but the on top of that i had the i had the chicken pox i was it was right here on my belly too i would just scratch the ████ out of it like no tomorrow oh all over my belly so if you got monkey pox it wouldn't really be that big i'll probably get shingles again what would you guys do if there's another ████ pandemic another outbreak and
5:54 then we have the lockdown and all that i want to ████ do it no it's just happening in china right now i'm like ████ it dude it's too too much too much let me tell you guys what the symptoms are for monkey pox so you can figure out if you are getting them or not so uh it typically lasts two to four weeks you start with flu-like symptoms and swelling of the liver always flu like ████ become ████ this is fake news monkey pog is already getting a bad review everything is always ████ flew like what do you want is the alternative what's your perfect thinking of the time you just bleed out of your eyes like i don't want everything to come on the same because then you feel that and you're like oh this is familiar and i was like what the ████ is all this ████ oh like you didn't realize it give it to me in reverse make me healed with flu-like symptoms and start me off with
6:45 the ████ boils that's true because that does come later it does come later the bumps i want to come first i feel like that's the body's reaction to ████ try to burn all viruses so it's always flu-like symptoms i don't want to be a doctor oh it's just a cold and you wake up like what the ████ you guys say that it's very difficult for it to travel human to human so how do people get it are they ████ each other it's a really low rate of transfer but it does so so we're okay we should be okay then right how do kids get it i think we're absolutely okay i think this is just a great news thing to yeah the monkey box why are they writing this ████ if only eight people in the whole world have it they don't because it looks dramatic since since 2017 nigeria's had 450 cases since but then they get it a lot because so vaccination does block monkey frogs but
7:35 there's a slight uh what is it called tolerance that is built up variant so people are starting to get it again like a little it's just a slightly higher number than normal got it so it's like a stronger virus yeah it's it's definitely well it's not stronger in the sense that like the fatality rate's still low but you're actually getting it now when when i was like you used to not be is there a reason why what's the origin story of the name um it's just comes from what how it was discovered a monkey like his chicken pox did it come from chickens see that's my question thank you like the bird flu it came from birds came from ████ birds i want to see some birds ████ sneezing and ████ it just says squeeze an ass bird get away it's just a bird you're like oh ████ man it's named for the animal which in which it was discovered the disease cropped up
8:26 in 1958 among monkeys kept for research how come we can't ████ them back like a ████ chicken gets human pox or something why are we the ones getting ████ up like i want to give monkeys some human pox like there you go you get ████ up straight for trade ████ sneeze over there that's true because you know in that book guns german steel and how europeans brought a lot of disease it's because they lived so closely with so much farm animals and that's how they got contagion from all the ████ like swine flu all that ████ you know but it came from the animals does that mean humans were also like they used to be healthy as ████ until [Music] like the black death came because of the
9:16 ████ um mosquitoes or the the mosquitoes they were yeah i mean the fleas would eat the rats please it would they would suck the ████ disease from the rats and then contaminate the humans and ████ that was the black death yeah bro keep animals over there dude and who knows how many diseases got started from experiments gone wrong yeah like colvin seems like that's okay i thought you said it was from ████ pangolin bro you changing on us right now well okay i watched this reputable documentary called south park and according to them i was gonna say i was like would you say the pangolin thing i was like i feel like that's a south park episode yeah it's an episodic documentary about uh the current state of the world and mickey mouse are ████ yeah they wasn't cheating yeah they were ████ penguins as a wild boy dude that guy got his coat they ████ the pangolin and randy brought back kovid to the to the
10:06 world you know so you're telling me the wuhan lab league theory is true is that what you're saying nah it's more like a wuhan pangolin ████ theory it's a combination of both it's just all of it's true like in the virus technology lab a guy ████ a pangolin on his lunch hour it was fouchy bro check his emails man he talked about penguins all day and then january he's like i've been thirsting for that penguin all i don't know i feel like i feel like the news and everything is just there everyone's just in this fear cycle because i mean like how many is that like eight or ten people in like london or and there's one in the us but they they're making such a big deal of it it's almost like we're we're we they want to keep feeding us this and i'm not like this mainstream news fake news kind of person but i i am this this level of hysteria yeah yeah of course
10:57 yeah totally fear mongering always gets the clicks people are so addicted to like being afraid and like negative ████ because when you have you know normal news that's like have you ever seen small town news like they run out of ████ to say right i like small ties yeah they'll be like the fire department came and saved the cat out of a tree today and guess what guys halloween is wrapping up you know what that means the halloween parade is coming to town and i'm like that's tight that sounds peaceful i'm into that you know that canyon lake community i told you guys about it's like it's like the country's biggest gated city and it's over by lake elsinore it's just it's not water right yeah it's like around a lake where's lake elsinore again uh orange county it's like inland a little bit and south but they got like i got it i got into youtube where they
11:48 have like a private youtube channel that just talks about stuff going on in the community and it's all positive and it feels so nice i don't live there but i watch the ████ so cause they'll just be like oh whatever uh auntie this lady locally was able to make this many cupcakes so if anybody wants one she's got them fresh on the thing it's like that's what life is supposed to be let's do more of that that makes me suspicious that sounds like a cult that sounds like it's like free cooling jumping down by the lake come through all like nice things it's like so-and-so is doing an art tutorial thing at her meadow so if anyone wants to bring their easels it's like what is this world that's helicopter you know what yeah he'd be like i want to be um post-war 1958 white boy right six-year-old
12:39 a six-year-old white kid in overalls on a tricycle and i'm in this new neighborhood the new suburb in in late 1950s right leave it to beaver stuff leave it to viewers style yeah i kind of lit not i love lucy but later on i love lucy right it's like you know you have your mom that stays home makes ████ cookies for you and your friends you have a slingshot in your back pocket man comes by everyone knows the milkman look man he's not ████ your mom yeah this is before america turns into ████ yeah yeah you ████ throw a rock at a chinese person or something good old days the good old days you know you have to really bank on being white yeah you gotta yeah in this fantasy you're you're a six-year-old blonde white kid an aryan child it's the uh with overalls in the striped shirt you know what i
13:29 mean that's the eternal question that there's always a roadblock when they ask you as an asian when they go hey if you could time travel back to any period where would you want to go it's like i'll be killed in any other period big dynasty daughter i would be instantly murdered unless you are the royal of that era you
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