0:00 you know that real that's going around where they they interview the girls and they're like who's the most toxic Asian and then it's always Vietnamese or Filipino we're always like neck and neck just right there the Rico Suave trying to take the lead this year though I think you can do [Music] it welcome back to another highly informative episode of careful boys today we have Aon and Jess with us uh I would like to just straight up ask you guys what was your experience when dating Asian men oh dude how come she made a face like that face cuz I so I love fun and I love any food like that so for me I was in heaven I just I was just constantly how many Asian boyfriends have you had yeah um I don't think like actual like boyfriend boyfriend like dating dating like like a
0:50 couple to know yeah like a couple actually just little little Vietnamese boy toy yeah I'm anal opportunist you know so like you Fe me that's just all I need how about you Jeff I have one boyfriend longterm like 6 months yeah Vietnamese yeah is it that dude that oh wait did you guys dat the same guy no no but this was like the time that we had just met there was like there was a random time that so like year maybe like a year or two before I ever met her yeah I that guy she was dating had a roommate that was in Quest Crew and then Rand one day and I saw the back of her head cuz she was just sitting doing something and then years later I found out that that was her we just didn't say hi to each other anything yeah small world small world so you met her before you met her just wanted to come back I didn't even meet her I was just like oh who's that and then they were like oh that's my roommate's girl and then she was just like sitting there like this the whole
1:41 time I know it was really weird that I always wanted to come down and hang out with you guys he's like no we're just going to like we're just going to watch like Game of Thrones for forever and I was and we were outside we were playing video games and stuff and she likes games and what you guys doing down there what if you was afraid that you might fall for one of them so he's like stay away fall for a superior Asian Asian hierarchy Asian hierarchy yeah so what's it like dating a Asian person uh it's like just dating a person yeah really no it's not no it's not didn't have any like distinct Asian habits or anything there's got there's got to be something you can say you can get canceled for for sure did he smell like f every time no but dude he I learned how I had f for the first time and now my f is
2:31 perfect I oh when you make it yeah when when I do it all together and I learned to put like lime in things I love Li oh yeah he was kind of like a like a bro bro though huh he wasn't like a Asian like he wasn't like I love you I love you he wasn't like that yeah he was he was a like promoter kind of really good cook he's like a was like a weed guy like it was like real chill mhm no he was chill he was chill oh more like chill like his Vibe and his energy was just like relaxed and chilled and like he seemed he seemed pretty chill when I met him how come you guys in a workout it was too Vietnamese yeah I was gambled too much just a little too Vietnamese no uh I don't know not Vietnamese enough I think that was
3:21 it be honest bro was it the I think the hell was that you know what that is Oh I thought it was domestic abuse that's what I thought I thought I was like oh ████ makes more sense oh my God I think stereotypes are coming he was ████ around with other girls I think he's a promoter that's not cuz he yet yeah yeah he's just a promoter okay it's not it's not the dinging okay no how are how were the arguments uh do you know what you went we really argue much damn you guys are good I don't really argue that much he was like a pretty good dude on like all seted done you yeah yeah other than the cheating yeah and it just like didn't work out we were both in weird places in our lives and that was like was there any weird like traditions or
4:12 anything that you you weren't used to cuz I feel like a lot of Asians do come with a lot of like traditional like um what is it like not like culture but also like a way to behave or like like when I first introduced uh my girlfriend to my mom like I kind of almost had to do like a briefing like like I know you're an adult my mom's going to talk to you like you're less than that's just how she is um but and she's going to be happy and don't question too many things cuz that's a sign of disrespect you know there's like a like a kind of like I think with like no I kind of wish he did have some customs or some ████ like that Americanized or something he he really is like he uh yeah we just went out a lot and stuff I don't know that was pretty
5:03 much it we was just out all the time basically lived at sound nightclub yeah s's always doing stuff and then working at Saddle Ranch with this one at the time but no he didn't really I don't know I like my one of my best friends shantel's Chinese and she plays like the Red Envelope game which I really like that game a lot yeah actually she's done a lot of traditions with us that's really B she's cool yeah shantel's cool she's crazy but she's have her on here dude she's not actually have a live animal trap in my trunk right now because she's a bear trap like a small one she's like she always hits me up she's like hey I need to catch a squirrel because she just like she really doesn't like animals wait so there's a squirrel in like her yard so she she'll catch it and then she's like I need you to get it I need you to get and I'm like uh okay so I'll
5:53 just like put it in my car and release it in the wilderness so a yeah she's Chinese Shantel yeah she's super Chinese oh super Super Chinese yeah yeah Super Chinese what about you what about the guys that you uh no had with I guess we would like didn't really date that long for me to like realize or like get to see any of that which which Asians what kinds yeah um which flavors yeah what flavors of basin Robbins flavors of basin Robins um okay like for sure actually you know I think it was it was Japanese Chinese and Vietnamese wow okay yeah but which one was which one was better which like food wise um ven is probably that's that's he agrees it's probably one of the most flavorful food is crazy there's a lot of French stuff in it yeah yeah it's good but even the flavors are like you know like that
6:44 pineapple catfish in your face what the ████ sh's crazy but it's so good you don't get it but it's like it's just like a mouth explosion yeah it's like 20,000 flavors at once was the Japanese guy like super polite yeah which guyes Japanese super polite but like he like bows like super po but like quietly but like naughty oh so after the ████ thank you very much I'd always get like a treat or like dessert after you know EV can we do it again tonight I got to go to work can you do princess style can you wear a princess
7:34 costume dream come true my my wife's brother um he lived like born and raised in East LA M so he didn't really have much access to Asians so like whenever we would like do like family dinners or whatever you did it access to water access to sounds so similar he doesn't have access to Asians but he loves Asian food so we would have like family gatherings if I'm ordering food yeah I'll always be like hey Tito what do you want to get and then he would like give me the eyes like Chinese food or Japanese food or Vietnamese food or Filipino food or any food cuz I think they're so used to regular ████ either like Little Caesars or tacos or whatever and then I'll be like what about like from a Hong Kong Cafe he [Music] goes cuz he doesn't even know what to order either you know he'll be like it's on Postmates but he'll be like ████ do I
8:24 like that is that the thing I like I don't even know what I like right the best food is food you can't pronounce oh that's how you know whenever I'm like I love this thing orange chicken yeah dude it's a good that's that's a good example of that yeah what about the uh the ches you said Chinese guy was on him how was he he was good I feel like that was probably the shortest one oh like that was probably the shortest not like anything not like anything shortest in what [Music] way I walk right into that one I'm just kidding I'm kidding I'm sorry I was waiting for that is there is there a I guess if you had to put him in order who is the best one ever yeah forced to yeah say which you are say it I have the Japanese one wow
9:15 you won oh y she likeed the politeness talk you about who is the worst one oh probably the Vietnamese oh but not like a it was just like little like just little thing you know that real that's going around where they they interview the girls and they're like who's the most toxic Asian and then it's always Vietnamese or Filipino Filipino yeah yeah we're always like neck and neck just right there yeah the Rico Suave trying to take the lead this year though I think you can do it yeah that's a good what makes them so toxic Filipinos or fmes Filipinos toxic guys but but Filipinos for sure it's the it's the either the manipulation or the kasanova it's like the lifetime Cova that a lot of them have they got little Latin they use pesos so you know they need multiple women to feel fulfilled
10:06 they they they come in they come in super strong a lot of the time where it's like a sweep you off type of deal but then they they miss that like oh man I'm such a lion I'm such a I need to do this game and then they just do it to the next person and then they're just gone yeah a lot of um a lot of my friends like growing up their their Filipino dads were like gone because of that oh yeah it's not I don't think it's as common like but it's a stereotype it's it's a stereotype yeah it's not as common as like I think with us growing up in the church like I didn't see it as much but then once I got to know more Filipino families outside of like I guess Christian churches and stuff a lot of them had busted families like that a lot of my Filipino friends had like a bunch of stepdads because they have like multiple families so like the dad had like two families and they're like all the time they're just like they're they're just like uh was it like classic ████ boy ISM I think my my best friend
10:56 in elementary school his name is Maris shout outs to him he lived that's a guy who's cat you jacked yeah yeah yeah that guy you jack he lived with both dads is that crazy Maris was Filipino yeah so he had a big ass house he had gay dads yeah so he had a big he had a big ass house probably had like five bedrooms or something and then the master bedroom they turned it into like the Kids Quarters so there was just like maybe like six beds so all the cousins stayed there and then his mom and the new dad who was like this Buff Ass Dude that was always shirtless and he was the one that taught us how to play basketball and he was younger they lived in one room and then there so like I was like um I'm like Dad your dad's like he just seemed like a cool person like imagine if your dad was like the Fresh Prince Will Smith that's what it look like I'm like dude
11:47 your dad's so ████ cool oh thanks man and you would see this other grumpy dude walking in through the garage I'm like who's that he's like oh that's my real dad ████ weird and they had two grandmas in the house like everyone's always cooking it was just a big family all together it made it work and then the uncle had the porno in the attic and we would always sneak up into the attic to look at the poros but it was crazy that both dads are there was it on like a projection projector screen or something yeah like on the wall so that uh there was like one of those pull down ladders uh-huh that goes into that in the garage so you pull down the ladder and you would uh go in there and there was a couch and then so he slept on the couch and there was like a TV with the VHS that's attached to the TV and then he would just have a stack of vhs's on the side damn weird so when he's not home you guys go want to watch some
12:37 pornos yeah and the that Uncle that lived in the Attic would always bring girls home to smash in the Attic in the Attic game bro dude they're just players dog they're so yeah too much yeah yeah yeah they're definitely like the players of Asia I was like dude if this will get a girl in an addict that's ████ crazy yeah they're pretty bad I don't know a lot of people in the house too how big is this house yeah it sounds kind of sounds I was also like this tall I was this tall right so everything like so it looked like this but yeah there was at least two grandmas like maybe six cousins there's like a lot like two dads one mom you never dated a Filipino guy yeah is it scary is the thought scary no no I just was trying to think like no he was uh he was mixed but that was like but that was like one of them yeah like right when I first went here
13:27 and he was such a ████ boy sorry feel every girl got to try one F boy in their lifetime just try it or multiple ████ boys oh yeah do just just explore have a whole era have a whole era of that looking for a ████ boy I think they just find you it's like a beacon you know that's true yeah well irresponsible people ████ the best so yeah that's true they don't have anything else really to worry about when you're worried about work all day not horny all the time yeah broke Filipino guys is the best I'm from experience on both ends I used to ████ good and now don't ████ good any you become adult you're man I'm too worried about
14:17 work all day cat ████ that's no worried about bills
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