0:00 [Music] and welcome back everybody to another amazing episode of the careful boys and we have in the seat today mr chappelle hey [Laughter] ah i don't get mixed up do people go oh wait you're a different chappelle like i was looking for the other chappelle you know not not necessarily i usually get get it at like um i got like a starbucks people will say ████ like are you related yeah yeah yeah it's like it's like yo i gave you my first name
0:50 did you ever ask your mom like why did you name me in the shadow of someone else yeah how old are you i was born in 87. i'm 35. oh okay okay yeah so like he wasn't you know i mean i think he probably just had started comedy or whatever but uh no no uh it was um a friend of hers his name was chappelle and that's how that's where it came from okay yeah yeah i was just thinking for a second she was like an early underground comedy groupie that'd be funny she had to be in her teens then because i think chappelle started when he was like 14 or something in the comic club um when i was born though my mom was how old was my mom i think she was 22 when i was born there was yeah she was 22. she
1:41 was born in the 60s yeah 65. so she so she named you after a friend would you guys name your kids after me i think you guys just let me know how tight you are i think i would have an intervention with bart if he was going to do that we got to really think about this his legacy is going to be affected i don't have a cool name like chappelle my name is joe that's a very unique name so it's just too common man it's very biblical that's why is chappelle your first name or last name first name first name what's your last name i go by lacey chapelle lacy chapelle yeah lacey's my middle name harris is my last name but i don't know [Laughter]
2:34 so how did you connect with bart um i saw him i actually uh yeah what was yeah i saw you on the explore page and then uh you were telling this joke about how um what was it oh you felt sorry for poor white people because poor blacks have talent right oh no no no i didn't say it like that oh look at how ████ good they don't know you know we're original he literally butchered that whole sorry i just want bart to redo i'm joke everybody's yeah so whatever yeah go ahead try it again do an impersonation of him doing the video mine the way that my stupid brain turned was uh what poor white people have it the hardest because they don't have talent and so they can't make it out yeah
3:24 same thing you said before just keep on the joke no the joke is is i grew up around a lot of white people and the white people i grew up around were we were all poor yeah and so uh yeah but the guys i grew up with specifically not saying poor white people don't have talent there's four white people that are talented uh they don't they could play something so but i know yeah barnes is like yeah white people suck it's like any place especially if they're poor no the guys i grew up with specifically they were poor and they just they just they couldn't do anything yeah so that that's who that joke is about you didn't have that one poor white friend with the overalls and no t-shirt and then the banjo and then like that's pretty talented it was arizona i grew up in arizona i grew up in arizona what did you say you grew up in arizona i grew up in arizona so like if we didn't have any banjos or anything like that
4:16 we have we have no banjo state yeah no banjo state yeah it's a it's a guitar state yeah where i grew up with a lot of myths so it was either method so none of those white people were good at mess thought he sucked at that too can you give me a favor can you write jokes for bart and then we'll see how he is loved it the way he said i was like like i just hate white people you don't put professional ████ bodybuilders on the stage that's a great intro like dude this guy's chappelle coming up he hates what let's bring him on let's keep it going for chapelle somebody's trying to correct them only poor ones yeah only poor ones guys sometimes you have to break down your jokes it's crazy [Laughter] yeah yeah i know yeah
5:08 what's what's another joke of his you've seen bart that was the first time i saw this guy when you saw it look she hates white people [Laughter] we gotta bring him on the show and here i am hey guys i found the guy that'll fit right in with us no yeah what if you find out you're not a comedian you just hate wiping it i just went on stage to do that yeah i just took the mic you know something yeah and then i remember david went on the podcast with you and brendan and then i was like oh yeah yeah yeah oh cool we're like all just like a degree apart yeah exactly and then uh i think you know my boy toby toby morris oh uh yeah he he talks with my wife and they do a bunch of like artsy stuff together okay i thought i do follow him okay yeah he's already like 20 22 for
5:59 drugs like what is that yeah what's up does that mean does that mean she's blowing him rtrt rtrt rt rtrt do anything artsy with my rtrt i'll ████ kill you how about that barton explains things i'm crazy bro it does not stick up for himself i didn't do well in english i just made up a telephone game what got you into comedy uh someone dared me really yeah that was it and he just like fell in love with it he kept going yeah yeah was his name dave open mic setting where he's like get up there uh no some uh when i
6:51 when i was living in uh louisville kentucky uh that's where i was i was a competitive cheerleader and i was cheering in college you could do crazy flips and ████ yeah yeah oh yeah you can launch people in the sky you can hold this thing with one girl and then twist them down the guy if you say your cheerleader you better be funny right you have to fight i think that yeah that's how they have to be right physical phenomenon yeah um but yeah so uh my buddies used to play these acoustic nights at uh at a bar and one night they called me up i was like really drunk and you know they're just like come on come up here and you know talk or whatever and i just told a story and people were laughing at the story and then uh someone's like yo man you should do comedy and i was like i don't know ████ about comedy but the kind of drunk i was was the kind of
7:41 drunk that was like say i won't yeah i was and uh and everybody knew that and uh my buddy was like you won't do comedy i was like say i won't and then literally like i want to say i study i studied comedy for like a month how did you study comedy i just watched comedy i just watched it because i didn't really know anything about like i didn't think of comedy as like anybody could do it because like the comedy i knew was eddie murphy raw uh dave chappelle's killing him softly and then uh kings of comedy so those were those were just golden ears but i thought because i knew them for acting as well so like i thought like i was like oh those guys do that you know that's the thing that they do like i didn't think like anybody could just i didn't know there was like a way to get into comedy yeah so anyways i just watched it and then
8:32 signed up for open mic somewhere in kentucky and then went up and i was like man this is dope and then i just dropped out of college and was like yeah it's ████ let's let's ride it because all because you got drunk one night can you do me a favor if when you make it can you just think alcohol for a day oh yeah yeah everyone likes to shell over alcohol it's like hey man thank you alcohol alcohol is the reason why i'm here or thank your friends for having positive dares yeah you ████ yeah what do i do to start a business they could have said anything i dare you to get out the slums you're on that fine line they could have said anything they could have been like i bet you won't beat up that dude over there i'll get in jail dude hey do the crate challenge what's funny is i never i never thought of it like that so shout out to alcohol
9:23 yeah i got i gotta even though i've been off it for eight years i gotta i gotta give it up for it shout out to .08 man i'm surprised your friends didn't dare you to do like a backflip or something no no cause it was friends i cheered with i chewed with these guys they all could do it they're never gonna actually go back with this like they do every day at universe the opposite's happening yeah there's something funny about just saying these guys i cheered with [Laughter] these guys i cheered with professional shirt is crazy oh yeah i did yeah like competitions in florida and stuff like that yeah ████ bananas it looks like gymnastics and dancing they got a baby with yeah yeah it's crazy uh ████ acrobats yeah today's video is brought to you by hello tushy one of the easiest bidets to use and i love bidets because it keeps your butt
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11:04 to get ten percent off plus free shipping right now tag us and at hello tissue so we can celebrate your clean bum with you that's hello tissue.com off the record for 10 percent ah how did you get into cheer someone else dared you [Laughter] also sam will do cheerleading oh that wasn't so good oh no i had a crush on this girl man yes yeah that's all it starts sorry that's all you need runs the world was she on the cheer team yeah she was on the true team but he's been off girls for eight [Laughter] years yeah no yeah this girl uh i went to school with i had a big crush on her i played in a ska band with her brother oh it means you guys are doing art ████ huh
11:56 did you play in the skyband i played bass but uh yeah so she um i originally i taught myself how to do backflips when i was like five so i just knew how to do all these slips five yes on your parents bed no no outside on like park benches and ████ you know just started like flipping and then uh i just kept doing it and i just got like better and better at it and then uh one day we were like in some field or something like just all hanging out it was after like a church group thing what did they call those um wednesday nights no it's like community no it's like a bible study bible study yeah you know what are they called those what is that damn thing wrong answers yeah because they lure in with something else like some kind of barbecue or like a dodge ball yeah you have to go do bible study yeah yeah yeah
12:47 with dodgeball they do here with like random ████ so we're like oh this looks fun so you don't think about that first yeah the cool thing so she uh she was like doing flips in the field or whatever and then i was like i know how to do that too and then i showed her and she was like oh my god you want to join cheer with me and i was like yeah ████ you thing yeah right anything of course she's like you want to go beat up that guy position yeah when you're in this position you're like i got to make sure she's stable oh that's the best too like how can you build more trust than that like that's the ultimate choice she got me into it and uh i just didn't get into it though like dude no no wait did i get into what her you know oh no that never happened never happened happened shout out to her though she she did
13:37 save my life and you know you guys still friends yeah yeah she's really yeah dive into that real quick save your life in a sort of way i have been noticing every explanation gets more interesting than the other it's like how did you get into comedy i was a cheerleader how'd you get into that i played in a base in a ska band and then someone saved my life you know what i think it is bart i think he knows how to tell a story it's almost like he's a professional comedian he doesn't start with so i hate white people although that is interesting it's a good it's a good one we all leaned in when he said that yeah everyone everyone's like okay you hate white people we all showed up but then we had to go to bible study you know what what would make it better though if you were like i hate white
14:29 everyone'll be people ah that's cool give me a w it gives me your life that's so interesting uh you know she brought me into a positive environment you know i i grew up pretty crazy i grew up on an abusive uh stepfather it's always step fathers but uh you know meal is my actual biological thing you better one up break down break the stigma [Laughter] thank you alcohol yeah no and uh i was just i was such a nut i was just crazy man and you know fighting and doing all just doing all the wrong ████ in a way mainly just because of you know how i was treated at home so that was the first time i ever saw like something positive like knew that there was something positive in the world was when she got me into cheerleading that's amazing so it was like so she so that's
15:20 how she pretty much helped me and i give her a lot of credit still to this day people do say like competitiveness athleticism or some kind of arts or hobby is a gateway out of like a lot of uh you know struggles in the home and stuff yeah yeah like it's a different level of like discipline like you know because i did skateboarding and you know playing the band stuff but there's no coach to that you when you have a when you have a coach you have someone telling you hey you're doing this wrong or hey you you oh that was good you did this and you know blah blah blah like having someone kind of direct you in a way to where you kind of just take all the stuff in and you know and can just apply it to life in general is like i think it's a dope thing you know what i mean and i think that's what uh you know
16:10 i think that's what she kind of just i don't know it just organically helped me out with the team aspect too is like such a big thing yeah like working with people that are just completely different than you and you have to do this one thing together and you have to understand and you know kind of respect all these different personalities so i i don't know i love the world of sports because of that because it does teach you you know someone someone yelling at you in a way because you gotta think there's tougher ████ you're gonna deal with as an adult or you know as you you know walk through life but some like a coach yelling at you to to be better is like the is the least of your words that's why when i don't know if you guys remember there was this uh it happened with marshawn lynch where i think he told the kid get get the ████ off my field you you messed up blah blah
17:01 blah and the mom i think had freaked out and but i'm like that's i mean that's what you need that's what you need because i was like i was like like he's gonna be able to deal with so much other ████ if that's the if that's you know that's like a safe space to get abused yeah yeah exactly yeah in a sense in a sense yeah it says it has a benefit and also like i'm not saying to just talk to people like talk down on people and he's just and i don't think he was talking down on the kid as much as like you need to understand what you did wrong and a lot of times people do you know understand what the ████ they did wrong because when you get to an adult and you don't understand it it'll ████ you up way more than when you're a kid that's you know that's why i love the world of sports and what it did for me my mom did the opposite like when we do like uh open house whatever the teacher of like all your son talks too much in class you just hit me whack
17:51 what else you do and the teacher would be like no no no like that that's it i'm not gonna say that yeah tell me tell me everything yeah straight a's you know they met before they're like okay i'll be bad cops he's conspired against you i never felt like my mom got my back it was like whatever the teacher said she was gonna be the megaphone for that oh yeah yeah yeah like if i got punished at school then when we go home that's extra but do the teachers treat you different afterwards once they see your mom beat you in front of them the next day they're like extra nice to you they are a little bit because they're like your mom's awesome because they don't want to be the shout out to your mom thank you alcohol alcohol what i was doing all her dad had to do is take him to ████ neiman marcus ethan allen sorry sorry
18:41 steven uh she bible studied you yeah your her barbecue was her vagina that you were attracted to oh and as you thought we were talking about bart's mom for a second you should have set that up better you're still on that but that was a bar though that was good yeah that was yeah if you would have heard yeah before bart's story were you were you doing professional cheer in uh in college yeah so i started yeah i started at 15 and i quit at 26. oh so you did all the major competitions yeah so you were doing it for a while yeah quit i was just ████ i was like dude what the ████ am i doing i'm all glitter i'm all glittered up at 26 years old what the ████ she's like bro i need to stop
19:31 i was like i didn't get her i didn't get her all right why am i still trying she left you ended up loving it yeah yeah i know i did i i loved it i loved it man i just yeah it was it was a big escape yeah from uh the world but also like you know escape but i learned a lot along the way like you know because of joining cheerleading i went through anger management you know and anger management was another thing that like saved my life you know that's like a big i give like a lot of credit to that as well still you seem like such a calm guy man it's hard to picture you as a they did really good yeah they're really good programs oh yeah no
20:22 i i mean because man once once you once you live a life of being so crazy up here and then you find a way and you start to see these ways like oh you can live like this this other perspective all of a sudden you just like you know and i'm like i don't want to get ████ crazy anymore like i just rather just ████ i don't let ████ fly the way it flies and ████ i'll do what i do cheer footage of him and he's going get your ████ together ever what are you doing i don't think you understand i used to be a ████ at cheer practice bro you can ████ up around me yeah i would like like you know like they say jordan would ████ not care for certain compare myself you know i i would too like i was i mean i was just ████ reckless with
21:14 you know i'm like alana you ████ up you know what i mean but like oh dude i used to get so crazy what would people ever cry around you uh no i think people were kind of used to it oh so they just knew like yeah they just do like oh he's just crazy he's a heartless he's a hard ass and like everybody knew where i came from so like they're none of them you know i love them all to death and you know some of them said ████ you to me some of them stuck by my side but uh i think they just understood like where i came from and the situation i was in prior to being where i was at so there's like he's like don't worry he's ████ a cheerleading aggressive coach movie dude like that's just a like whiplash but for cheer oh and i was i was i was a s█████ cheer coach i was like i can't do that i can't coach that's exactly what the hollywood
22:04 market needs by the way yeah i know yeah is that an aggressive chairman coach what's wrong with what's wrong with you oh i think just the fact that this is so weird to say why am i talking about you but uh this is actually this is so we've never heard about this everything he does is what we're about okay uh because i was really really really ████ good at it right and i think i just expected people to get ████ as quick as i did and so just because you started when you're five technically well like well just doing the flips and stuff but um have you heard brady talk about how he can't coach because of that basically he doesn't think he can ever tom brady yeah no because he's like i don't think i could because i'm too impatient yeah no that was my thing i had no patience that's why they say athletes really don't make best coaches sometimes the good ones the good athletes don't i mean
22:55 steve kerr oh steve definitely yeah yeah he was good but i thought it's funny me did steve kerr really name his son nick yes that's we looked it up wait what's the what's the mean about it what's funny about this oh no i probably shouldn't [Music] you
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