0:00 Do they have to prepare their butt for you? Yeah. Do you have to give them like 24-hour notice? It's a thumb in the thing. Interesting. Really? If they don't say anything, you check the dipstick. How did it How did it work for um what? Michelle. Anal Michelle. Oh, she just she put it in. She did it. Yeah. Welcome back to Careful Boys. Big shout out to our Patreon community. We love our Patreon community. Patreon. Hey, shout out. Hey, you keep us alive. Thank you. PT PT PW, we had a question. Close. Don't waste those. How do you know when it's time to commit to someone versus keeping things casual? Oh, that's a hard one, right? It's a hard one. That's a difficult one. That That's very difficult. Repeat the question I was juggling. How do you know when it's time to commit to someone
0:51 versus keeping things casual? Anal. Anal. When they give when they when they give you anal. Aris says anal. That's easy, man. So when Aerys gets a but he makes it take it serious. Guess we're not casual anymore. It's when in a normal situation you maybe like be flirting with another girl but then when you're about to you're really just thinking about this other one and you're like I don't want to up. That's good. Wait. Say that again but slower. When you actually have feelings you got beat dude. PETA mana pa. It's it's basically when if you're if you're casual like casual dating, you're not exclusive and uh there's this person that you're casually dating and then when you maybe are about to potentially date somebody else really you're just
1:41 thinking about this one. Yeah, that makes sense. That's really good. That honestly is the what happens if you have no other person to date? You're gay. Yeah, you're gay. You have nothing to compare to. What about that? No, that's true. Yeah, probably. It really is like if you That's a great test when you have like an opportunity to like date around and you just can't. You're just like, "Damn, I only like this person." Yeah. Yeah. That's a good sign cuz if you're still feeling the inclination to like sew your royal oats or spread your seed, then you don't need to settle your royal oats. Damn. I got it from coming to America. Soil your oats. I also think when you meet somebody that like you think is like worth like, "Oh man, this I really don't want to let this one go." like like what you're saying. It's like I I just can't sacrifice this moment for anything. Like I kind of just need to make sure that I'm locking this down.
2:32 And I don't think that, you know, usually when you're keeping things casual, you're just sort of down for whatever. But but when you're ready to commit, you're kind of like, "Yeah, I'm just dialed in on you." Like that's you're the only one. So there's a longer way of saying what Auntie said very quickly. Yeah. You're willing to make anything work. Yeah. Get Peta. PETA. Peta. Peta. Oh, it was in my ass. That was up his ████ It was key. Doesn't taste like ████ at all. I think you're bluffing. Tastes like cinnamon. Yeah, I guess that's true. If you don't have the option in your life to be able to tell, then Yeah. But to be fair, sometimes if you're too quick to be like, "Ah, it's just all about you, girl." That scares some girls away, too. Yeah, for sure. You got to play it cool. You can't do it too early. I feel like
3:22 all of my former relationships where I committed early, those ones kind of didn't work out. No. Yeah. Because I I I think like and it's not even about the girl. It's like you got to like settle into yourself. You can't be like committing to another human being if you're like you don't even have something figured out to commit. That's true. Yeah. Was it ever casual then? Yeah, that's some casual. That turned into you commit too quick. Yeah. Yeah. And then and then it's like Yeah. And then you're like, why did I commit? Because of like the other situation like I Wow, this this person's really cool, too. I'm pot committed. Yeah. Like that little poker term. What' you say, Colleen? I forgot. But yeah. Hey, say it again. I forgot. Thanks. Awesome. It's all about
4:15 smack yourself. Why didn't you get Peter? He did a good answer. Hey. Hey. No. No. No. No. No. Catch. Real catch. Real catch. I'll go this way. There's no way you're going to catch it this way. [Music] I just crying. Hold on. Dude. Oh, so close. Dude, somebody out there. Oh, so close. Off the floor. Somebody out there. These guys are doing better than me with chicks. Damn, it's impossible. This is too high velocity. One more try. One more try. Hold on. Oh ████ Sorry. Touch my nose. Not tall. My mouth doesn't open wide enough. It's too fast. One more time and do it. Throw it really hard. Really hard. Nice and easy. Okay. Nice and easy.
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5:59 Cut to hungry kids. Cut to hungry. Can't get the B-roll footage of the hungry kids. You have to. Please can. Please, if you do one thing, please. If you do one thing, get the B-roll footage of the hungry kids. Just overlay over using it more than they would. They would just eat it once. Don't forget the music. We've thrown it 90 times. We're technically we're getting more value out of it. We really love and respect our Patreon community, by the way. Cut to animals having sex. I was gonna say no, but that's kind of tight. What was the question? When to commit or when does it turn from casual to How about this? How do you know it's it's time to keep things casual? Oh, your
6:49 lifestyle. Doesn't it start? That's harder. Or you mean, well, but but like I assume that maybe you had intentions of a long-term commitment and you're like, I want to keep it casual. Oh, you're screwed. If you if you go deep enough to where a girl thinks something's happening, you're the ████ no matter what at that point. You think I'm ████ The what? You think I'm ████ on this one? Is it stupid again? Dude, that's funny. That's good. That's a PETA kind of question. That's a No, that's a good question though. Like what if you like make the choice mid everything's going well that you don't want to be part of anymore? That's okay. I have a story or Go ahead. What do you What do you got? Sounds like you're about to ████ pee to somebody or something. What are you
7:39 about Are you about to feed to somebody? Cut the hungry children. Cut the hungry children. So, I got I was going to Oh, go for it. No, it's okay. Trying to keep the prompt alive. I have a buddy who was dating around, right? And he met this chick and um we'll put it like this. his wife controlled the cameras in his house. So like there What do you mean? Like the like the nest camp going through a divorce and she still had access to the cameras. And when he had this girl over and she's like very attractive woman, right? He was like, "Hey, just so you know, like my wife still has control of the cameras." Why'd he tell her that? I should probably should have told you that earlier. Oh. and she gets right up in the cameras like with her tits out and she's like, "Whatever, I'm ████ hot." And he said that was the moment when he realized he doesn't want to go
8:30 longterm with this girl. Yeah, for sure. Like just because she's really hot, but she kind of knows it too much. It's like, ooh, this is not kind of what I'm looking for. She just added fire to the thing, right? But before that, he was like kind of really into it and he was like so down, but like it just took that one little moment to like flip his brain. Yeah. What do you think that represented? Like, you're you're a crazy ████ I think he just saw a future of like a lot of cringe cringy moments like that where he's just like, who do you think? It just wasn't his style. After after he he had sex with her, he was just like, you know what? It's not working out cuz he still had to get it in. Clarity. Plus, it's just like disrespectful like in general, like anybody doing that in any context, that's escalation. Like that might work for a certain type of guy though. Yeah, he's I agree. But that if he knows he's not that guy, that's nice for him to be
9:20 like clear about it. He said it was like a a spiritual kick to the head kind of thing. Like like wow I thought he still have that footage. I got you. Don't worry about it. This is really random and really shallow. But like if you're like like let's say you're casually dating and then you're like, "Oh, maybe it's time to, you know, little DTR, a little define the relationship DTR, but you know that there's like I don't know like your buddy's bachelor trip coming up or something like that." Don't commit right before like a a guy's trip or vacation or something that like some stupid ████ could happen. That was me, dude. I committed to this one girl right before I went to Tomorrowland Belgium. That's Tomorrowland. That's like Disney. It's literally like a week or a weekend. You could come back and commit and you you could have had all you can eat waffles. The le waffles. Those are my favorite kind of waffles. I could have had a
10:10 waffle or two. Gross. Tomorrowland Belgium. What? And it's not about ride the rockets. It's not about trying to get slash ████ in. It's about like if if you're in the environment and something happens, you got to get to the end zone. Hey, but I thought in Europe they don't they don't dress all like like sexy and stuff. They just go in casual clothes. No, they do. They dress Oh, you mean compared to Coachella? Yeah. Yeah. I think there there's maybe specifically Tomorrowland is is different. It look the same. Okay. I think it looks like people travel from farther away to go to Tomorrowland than they do all just Coachella people at Tomorrowland. No, it looked like the world was at Oh, wow. Coachella feels more like a a lot of people are from here. Like, but Tomorrowland was like you can't even talk to most people cuz it's a different language. Sorry, I was the uncool in
11:01 here. My bad. I didn't even know what that was. Was that me? I'm not cool. You thought I was going to the ████ literal the You're going to ride the rides. I thought it was Epcot Center and I really did. Yeah, it hits different when you're single. Yeah. Credit to me. I own it. Joe, when did you know it was time to commit? When the law told me to lit. The law. Oh, the law. The law. Mhm. I see. Yeah. Yeah. So, you want to expound on that a little bit? Nope. Okay. Sick. It's just we had to do it. PETA. Look at that. Phantom Peter. Put a pea on my head. Harris, come in here. When do you commit versus keeping things casual? Answer. When do I commit? Yeah, cuz you're kind of a party boy a little bit. That's the word. Yeah, he says when you get buff
11:53 ████ you. When I when they let me anal. That's when you commit or that's when you go casual. You swear. You swear. No. You got ████ He does. He likes that a lot. Really? Yeah. Like on girls? He knows girls. Bro, you're being dead dead ass. Yeah. Okay. He's the only one that's single here, too. Damn. You guys are all taken. I guess that means he's not committed. So, he's a casual. You're just free analing everywhere. He's casual guy. Final. Do you do casual anal or you just do commit anal? Casual. That's right. Yeah. Non-ranked match. Hey, low key. Low key. How do you set that up? Do you have to tell them straight up like, "Yo, do they have to prepare their butt for you?" Yeah. Do you have to give him like 24-hour notice or you just like it when there it's a thumb in the ass thing? Interesting. Really? I thought you peek
12:43 if they don't say anything. You check the dipstick. How did it How did it work for um what? Michelle. Anal Michelle. Oh, she just she put it in. She did it. Yeah. I was like, "Oh, damn." Yeah, there's girls that actually like it. Dude, I get scared. How do you How do you check the interest though? Like, how do you check the temp? You know what I mean? Like they'll tell you to do it. But before that, on this. Check the temp. How do you How do you be like, "Hey, you went to this." You guys have conversations before. You ever go like this on a joystick on my wiener on my on my penis? You ever try to do a hurricane kick? You ever like go like, "Oh, oh, wrong hole. Wrong hole. See if it gets oops, wrong hole." Oops, wrong hole. Have you done it that way? Have you done the oop? No, I just mean like I understand that concept, but I just mean there isn't a conversation or like a peak of interest like before you even get there. Yeah, you should probably do that. So that's
13:33 the that's the only combo you're that's the only communication. He checks the dipstick and then if there's Kaka at this line then he's not down. But if the Kaka's at this line he's down. It's like measuring water. There's too much kaka here. That one kaka rice measurement. So you're wait you're waiting for like an audio uh like a Yeah. Some kind of a signal that they're like down with it. It's more of a body movement. A body movement. That almost looks like they're trying to get away from it too. Yeah. Yeah. So if they don't like it, they're going to go do that. Yeah. the body movement ever like this cuz they're running and you're like, "Oh, that means she wants anal." So if they do, did you just same arm, same leg? Yeah. For the video. For the video. If they do like it, they end up doing the thing from Smooth Criminal when the glass breaks and the guy's gone.
14:28 [Music] That's such a funny run. It's a cartoon run. Like execute that. It's hard dipstick. He's the only person I do I know that actually the whether he wants to be with him longterm or not is dependent on things like anal. Yeah. Feel like ████ Wait, that's a real answer? Yeah. Cuz a lot of guys be like, "Oh, if she doesn't if she doesn't suck dick, that's not we're not we're not saying I have dumped chicks over." Yeah. Oh yeah, that's what you like and you got to find someone who also likes that, right? Yeah. That's when you commit though. You commit when they they're not willing to give you a blood drop. You're like, "Uh, you're breaking my rule, but I still like you." No, I was like, "What are you, the Queen of England, dude?" You're sucking my dick or you're out of here.
15:18 Who do you think you are? Queen Elizabeth. I was telling, we were talking recently. I had an ex that refused to give ████ Who? I had an one of my real exes was like not and that's why she's your ex and she told me that she told me that upfront. She said like up front she was like I will never do that. And then did you say not with me it is going to change. No I I was just okay. You're like I can I can save you. I had an ex where her mom said like oh my god those ████ are so disrespectful. And I looked at her dad and I was like lucky guy. cuz he had that look of like of like Yeah. just dead. But like he's like yes. Lucky they were like he started shaking his hand. Wow. They were like it's so demeaning and and disrespectful. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. And I was like Jesus, dude. I never even asked why my ex didn't do that. But she said she would make up for it in other ways. Oh,
16:09 really? Yeah. Like fart in his face. I bought you I bought you a bunch of ████ candy, baby. Gummy bears. You love gummy bears, right? She got me a large pizza. No, she ████ telescoped his butthole and jacked him off at the same time. Hey, that's a little better than I thought. She She did have some good uh techniques. She had some good replacements for it, I think. Yeah, such as Well, she's strapped up. Not saying much. She sucks his ear off. She was the only ex I had that that had a piercing down there. So, that kind of tells you her willingness of how far to go. He does. What does it do for you? He cut the hell out of there. What does that do? He tackled the taco. What does it do for you? No, that it's not that that does something. It's that that is an indicator that there are other horizons because of her. This is the most Christian ████ guy I've ever seen. I gave my to the Lord. What do you want? She had Let's just say she had a
16:59 piercing done there and it rocked my world. Ryan doesn't kiss a tail. No, like she was like really good at at uh just everything. Yeah. Vertical horizons. Yeah. But she refused to do that. The thing that you like you don't need my mouth cuz my keigles are so good. It's like a mouth. And she got cut from the team. Yeah. Now, what she's doing? Car washes or some ████ She's doing audio installation. Car washes or some ████
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