0:00 hey guys it's a br Friday sale everything's 30% off your favorite te's favorite hoodies stay warm fear everyone's socks go check it out get this hat is one of my favorites in the whole entire world Link in the description box Belo how much is it worth leaving everything well yeah I mean that's that's a huge number yeah that's what I'm saying that's like that's like saying oh give me 20 mil like in any scenario 20 mil 20 mil is great 20 mil to kill my family I think I murder my mom for 20 mil would you win the lotto yes or no nope [Music] nope welcome back to a very weird episode of careful boys where today we
0:52 are talking about okay let's say you obtained a large sum of money illegally don't worry about how you did it just know that it was illegal all right to the point where you had to flee the country in order to keep it how much would that have to be for you and where would you go do I get never come back never come back never come back never come back okay what would I miss be $20,000 that's a good amount of money just get me out of here I'll set up in like $20,000 20 grand where you going where you bye America let's do it that's a good amount that's a good amount you could probably live like a king and like LA or something I'm solo
1:42 maintenance $20,000 will last me like 5 years without even having to get a second you'd live like a k reality check you're you're not like 75 right now though 5 years what would you miss I would miss like I would have to have so much money that I'm like dude I want tacos but I want like the one right there from Las Vegas or whatever and then so you have to have a concierge that would you can still go to me bring it and then send it to you you got to go non-extradition no but it's got to be like the ones in Las Vegas it's not in Mexico it's not what's a place with variety and your money can go Canada oh I just go to Canada that's like America no fool hey non-extradition countes because remember you that's even worse you obtained you obtained this money illegally can youp can you type in non-extradition
2:33 countries all right okay we got Montenegro Indonesia Cuba Taiwan andur aeran I want to Taiwan for that uh Benin batswana Algeria mova Russia Vietnam Angola Bahrain Bhutan uh brunai Cambodia Somalia Afghanistan Armenia bellaro oh there's a lot of countries there's there's there's you have you guys ever been to mon Montenegro I was thinking that too cuz that's the most European oh really China Iran North Korea oh yeah North Korea North Korea why would they even bother putting that like oh let me go there cuz I W get extradited great have other problems what the heck dude none of these are like these are all hard I would say that's assimilation
3:25 wise because I don't speak any of these languages that's why you got to figure out how what was your amount I would say Vietnam how much or Cambodia cuz I have friends there Vietnam or Cambodia would be tight taiwan's a good one too but I'm going to Miss America cuz I'm so American dude actually yeah maybe Taiwan is pretty good Taiwan would be a good one cuz that's a that's like a lot of people speak English even China's not bad bro I'd ████ go to China probably yeah but they don't got tacos over there like good ones you just got to get you you can make good tacos it's so easy to make tacos how can you like yeah but it's not the one that I want uh the one he wants all right or or or a good like Jewish deli that got pastrami sandwiches I'm pretty sure they ain't got one in Taiwan that's the top things that you're going to miss what's the last time you had a Jewish sandwich 4 months ago at the Circa at the Circa so you can go
4:15 four months without it minimum we know this already but it's a good starting when you want something and you can't have it you crave it more but I think if you had to leave the country that's a long list of things you won't have anymore mhm but like the the reason is because you got enough money what's the amount so what replaces the things you can't have anymore I know a guy in Vietnam that gave up his US Passport cuz he was like this ████ country is taxing me too much between him and his brother they are billionaires okay you talking about TK no he's not even close he's not even ████ close see he's not even close so look These Guys these guys no joke not even close they're homies with the Jollibee
5:05 guy so is he calls him big brother so is the Jollibee guy better than them jollibee's massive dude but these guys are like yeah but then they worked with the jollybee company to buy uh Coffee Bean and that's big so oh wow but um he he he denounced his or what do you call it is it similar to this scenario where he illegally obtained it nah but he got tired of the US government tax in his ass he goes I don't even ████ I haven't lived in America for so many years what's the point of giving them millions of dollars for what and then so he said I'm I'm just going to be Vietnamese that's tip yeah Vietnam will be dope but I would I'll go Vietnam I love that's good for you that that's on there though because you're actually you know Vietnamese I'll would go Vietnam or Taiwan but yeah I'll would go Vietnam cuz then at least I got family where
5:56 would colen go I have no idea she have to go to Mont yeah Armenia where's Montenegro at Afghanistan for sure it sounds like Europe s Gabriel Valle hey what about Russia would you guys you guys think you guys could live in Russia hell huh Snowden Snowden most of these reasons is not because I'm better than these places is because I can't assimilate it's like I can't can you even go to Russia right now I'm pretty sure like it's a bands from the fight list yeah or if you went you wouldn't be able to leave I go to Cuba I'll smoke cigars every day Cuba that's not good that's not good for me either you also have to pick a country where you're going to be safe with your money too yeah yeah cuz in in an Asia I could hide in PL side so maybe China for me I feel like China's the safest bet and clean would just walk around like
6:46 this my name is Karen try it goad no I I say that only because I feel like there's there's still variety there there's enough people I am an exp that's true Japanese I mean China is pretty sick China will be tight cuz it's big enough I feel like enough I feel like there's enough people that travel there I don't know you know what the trick is though it's like if you're not in with how ████ works with the government you might lose a lot of that money true you kind of have to know the navigation China China is not as user friendly I feel like I know powerful people in Vietnam where if I pay the right people then I can just live there forever so maybe Taiwan or yeah if you get the right part China though is probably easier to disappear as as well though because like even through their like firewall like from internet standpoints and social media and stuff like that like everything is just a
7:37 different system so you're like literally in a whole new world I feel like China though they're notorious for seizing your bank account and then just being like only if you ████ up yeah I swear you got to like navigate it correctly but I don't like China you don't like it I hate it there man everywhere all the cities why I'm just kidding cuz some of think about China no no no no no it's a pretty dope place but China is dope I never I only been to Beijing and Hong Kong so I don't have a good ide is Thailand on the list no no they'll extradite you cuz there's American military bases there right Vietnam starting to look pretty good I have a friend living in uh Cambodia too you want your dollar to stretch you know what I'm saying and it'll stretch in Vietnam hey what do you think Bolivia would be like uhia is that on there Bolivia did I say Bolivia earlier maybe
8:27 Amer oh what about Indonesia B indes be Indonesia might be a little scary though dud there's so many islands you could just like hop around I just man I don't know I have a friend in Indonesia oh that's cute and Cambodia I think southeast Asia I think I also got to be careful about what what is the predominant religion in each of these countries oh true why cuz you're anti-muslim and you hate them cuz I'm anti just religion in general that's going to get me into trouble in any place that's and it's just be lowkey bro even in Philippines it's so Catholic I'll get isn't Philippines like one of the most strictly religious countries out there Muslim Catholic it's Catholic and and Muslim yeah don't they like kill drug dealers that's not religion based that's just a president is he religious though you think they just be that was his War on
9:18 Drugs and it did not go very well I think somewhere Indonesia would be tied actually I think somewhere in Southeast Asia because you can jump around from cuz there's like on the list there's like four countries there that are non-extradition so we can still travel and have variety uhhuh but also I feel like southeast Asia feels more chill than North Asia like the CL like like it's more of like a relaxing environment to me I do like the variety aspect yeah like China dude Asia like China Japan it just feels like more uptight you can go to China and you have a fake pair of friends but your dollar is not going to stretch as much in China yeah in Japan right now it's great but you can't they'll extradite you oh damn if Japan didn't extradite me I but I'll go to Taiwan
10:08 taiwan's like a almost Japan they should just change it to that almost Japan no you could live in the Vatican City they don't exite really yeah but then the second you step into Italy Oh I thought oh yeah I don't know it's too little it's not enough space mhm what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never released director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click
10:58 the description below for full detail damn so Sweden and Switzerland they they both extradite that's lame dude those or they they have like extradition treaties with the US oh cuz I thought that there was like a neutrality with that you guys ever wonder what it would be like to to grow up in one of the like what do you call it like the axes of evil countries oh to be like the evil empire cuz you're is that us welcome to the evil empire we're in it baby no like let's say you're North Korean right and then you're you're like middle class in North Korea or whatever and when you go when you go travel you probably go to Iran or whatever your world is completely different I felt that in Vietnam why cuz I think Vietnam don't call our people evil no but I think Vietnam is the only
11:48 country that I went to that doesn't cater to American tourism so when you went there you can really see a world without America's influence oh so like there's Western influence cuz now it's like more modern with like music and and dress and whatever but I didn't realize till I went to Vietnam how much American tourism is a big economy for that country and then how everyone speaks English everyone's trying to sell you ████ but in Vietnam it's like I feel like it was so different like they're they're they're trying to it's more like catering to Russians and French and there's no like I see anything American about it unlike when you go to Thailand and they're it's all yeah Australian American American and UK yeah you go to Europe you go to Japan you go to all these countries the influence that
12:39 America has all over the world you're kind of like blind to it until you go to a country that's not like in a good relationship well remember the Americans were in war with the Vietnamese winners that stayed there yeah so then after that of course they're not going to try and be like yeah let's be American influence yeah no for sure but that was a shocker to me when you travel right like going to Russia or other places do you see that like other side where it's like Vietnam Russia Iran like all these other countries and how they like Eastern and Western Conference or something yeah yeah but that's that's the big difference that I didn't really realized until I went to Vietnam I think when you go into any UAE places you feel that it's just we don't give a ████ about America we just the saddest part is when you I think the first time you go to countries that you thought we're behind America
13:31 and it's the opposite all true it's pretty trippy like all the third world countries with the best ████ airports it looks futuristic and like LAX is supposed to be the one of the international hubs of the world and then it's so it's like 1970s garbage with the s████████ shopping there's a lot of it's garbage but it is still one of the biggest International hubs in the world yeah it's huge but it's a horrible representation you go to like some country that's supposed to be poor and ████ and they look like wakanda Airport it's all futuristic and like w has a big effort it feels like I'm in the I'm in a space everything's made of I that's the funny thing too is that it's not just like how much money another country has it's where they focus their budget so like America focuses less of their budget to make you happy it's more for
14:21 them and then other countries they they do better with their citizens and you're like damn I want a little more of that you know like little Comforts like AC everywhere here it's like fed for yourself man like your that's your problem yeah figur it out bud that's the American way P yourself up Freedom yeah freedom to die I I actually think it's cuz they had their Golden Era too early so it's like it's like it was the dopest ████ right so like when they built the airport it was everyone all over the world that were living in grass Huts when they saw that they were like wow right but then when they had their Golden Era it was like 10 years ago so when they did their building it was it's way better like South Korea there's internet everywhere like highspeed ████ Wi-Fi that's one of the sickest Parts about South Korea such a small country though you can like walk into
15:12 like a convenience store and just charge your phone but it's cuz they were they were like living in grass Huts till the 1970s and then they built like from the 80s on the infrastructure to support internet that's why it's kind of like whatever your lifestyle is that's the place cuz like Singapore in many ways is superior to America but I don't want to pay 100K for my Honda Civic my lifestyle is like not going to allow that I never been to Singapore Singapore's tie it's it's like you would besides that you would ████ love it in arguably it's one of the sickest places on the planet but I I would be able to exist you just need all your cars yeah I wouldn't be able to exist and then even then you would only be able to have your car for 10 years I like that children can wander the streets at 3:00 a.m. and nothing happens to them that's my favorite thing like nothing happens to people you see little kids walk home and they're like
16:02 what the ████ that might be worth the price tag yeah they even have the like built fear that we is Honda Civics you know dude the Hawker centers come on bro the Hawker centers alone that's kind of worth that's worth it for me Japan safe like that too the respect they have for food yeah but they all want to die they want they all want to die off something's wrong there as long as you don't want to die no it's they ████ a lot they just don't cream pie so they're like big pun yep but they want to un alive I want to go to Singapore I've been to Malaysia is Malaysia one of the countries I'd go there I like Malaysia but I don't think it's one of speak English Malaysia is actually pretty sick that's like that's like a what's it called The Outlaw Singapore no they got extradition treaties with the US God damn it what about Venezuela I'd love beang
16:56 Venezuela yeah the Singapore now we also have ex addition treaties with Venezuela all right so now we got to name our price because I think you guys never said your price I think I hoard myself out it has to be the the least cuz then everyone's just going to say a billion dollars to 20,000 I said trillion one trillion I'll do one trillion Le wouldn't 20,000 go a long way in like a Southeast Asian country though yeah but even then like you still got decades you can't come back ever but that's how well how well you know the system though cuz I don't know hop to the next extradition non-extradition country if you're going into a government you're not familiar with it you're not going to be able to stretch it as well cuz you got to assume that a portion of that money has to be reserved for corruption paying ah so like let's say you have 100 Mil right
17:46 and then to be protected by that government you got to have an arrangement where a part of that money is being paid off to the officials and Vietnam has a lot of that type of corruption specifically most of those countries do yeah most Asian countries I think you all they all do right you all to play ball but Vietnam be like strong with it I mean they're going to take all my money well at least they're up front yeah they're upfront yeah here we got the same one but it's not as upfront yeah they're going to take my magary change my mic probably like probably 30k I'm just kidding no not 30k I wouldn't no no it wouldn't be in the million I was trying to top TI the not return part would actually have to raise it to probably like be 10 mil 10 mil it dude 10 mil I'm out of here 10 mil is a good number for a third world country though like it goes 10 mil out
18:36 there is like having 50 I think I can make it with a mill in Vietnam the biggest thing is not returning that's where like the value needs to come in I have to say like one mil for that yeah but that's at the same time but that's like saying this I know you can make it with 1 mil but if somebody's like hey I'm going to give you 1 mil you can't you have to leave you can't come back yeah I could do it with 1 mil wow you you'd be willing to leave everything for just a million bucks if I had to yeah I feel like you would start if I didn't have to I just wouldn't leave you don't have to you could just go to jail for a small I don't know no I don't know because a million to me isn't enough to leave everything and never come back I see what you're saying you're saying flee with the money or take the punishment sure yeah and sa you're obtaining the money illegally so like if you if you're obtaining a billion dollars yeah you're going to jail for life ████ so of course you're going to flee and I leave everybody that I care about leave everybody you care about I'll do I'll do some time you rather do
19:28 time no that's why you have to take the amount of money what's the amount of money oh oh wait so I have to take the money you have to take the money doing time is not an option we're running out of time oh I thought it you just said it was oh a mill say 10 minutes to never come back to America yeah I don't know about that because you know what makes it even worse but there's no other option you just said no no no you have to take the money yeah but because the punishment's on the other side but you rather take the money where your mentality goes I'll take the money it has to be that severe also think about flying out and like moving other people out to you if if that was a possibility oh yeah that's a possibility that changes everything too Mill's not going to do that like you're thinking just yourself at that point the way that I look at a mill is that a mill is to to plant my seeds in the new country so like that's not going to be like till it goes to zero how how long can I live it's like how do I navigate a new
20:18 business how do I like get ████ started I would think of it like that for me it's like I can do with how the way I saw your question is if you were presented with this money would you give it back or would you take it and leave and if you were going to leave like what are the conditions to that cuz then it's like if I don't I'm going to give that money back if it's not like 30 mil or whatever it is because that means I'm giving up everything yeah that's the easiest way to understand so there is an option no you have to take the money but what's the ████ amount yeah but then wouldn't everybody's like you said say 10 billion one billion that's why he that's why I said the the least amount that makes that would that you so for example like I would I would take into consideration that what raised the stakes for me is that it's not just
21:08 America now it's all extradition countries which will up my value cuz that means I could never go to Europe I could never have like go to Japan and do all the other traveling I think I could do I think a mill is pretty generous in my opinion because I think I I don't need a lavish life wherever the hell I'm going I'd just be a regular dude one mill be enough to start like a great life and I would just be a normal like just if I if I go to Tai I want to get a phantom I want like I want suicide doors I could even do half of that I'll do 500k ████ beat ████ sell hot dogs you take a million you take a million you'll be fine wherever you go yeah I think so I'm planning to go to Vietnam with a 500K I'll I'm going at least 20 mil 20 mil I say 10 mil cuz I feel like I'm going have to give half of it away that's the least yeah that's like saying 10 billion no it's not 20 mil all right
21:58 15 20 mil that's the that's your least yeah that's crazy 10 20 mil to leave everything I feel like I could do a lot with like 200k actually I like I think 5 to eight man you guys are you guys are so Fancy no but I'm not trying to live fancy I just want to enough for circumstances that I didn't foresee I got to be like in my life here can I make a million yes therefore what's the point of me leaving everything that's that's what I that's how I agree honestly oh okay cuz it's like you're leaving everything you can never come back to I thought we were trying to find a low number we are but like it's still at the value of needing to leave everything yeah like okay the best way to put this question but you stole the money it's Italian job dude how much is
22:48 it worth leaving everything well yeah I mean that's that's a huge number yeah that's what I'm saying but that's not interesting that's like that's like saying oh give me 20 mil like in any 20 mil 20 mil is great 20 mil to kill my family 20 my 20 mil I'll take it holy ████ I think I murder my mom for 20 mil I think I do it would you win the lotto yes or no oh ████ he said I don't want that lot it's too small yeah that's fair yeah
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