0:05 Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today, we need Ryan to adopt some kind of vice if he is in fact going to move to Las Vegas. Ooh. Yeah, what vice are you going to adopt? Gambling? It's going to be gambling. That's the only vice I could see for You got to bring something with you. Mhm. Can't leave it in LA. No. Wait, I got to bring it with me. What do you mean? You got to have some kind of vice if you're going to live in Vice City, brother. You mean like uh because I don't gamble You don't and I don't drink, you don't smoke. Why don't you do anything fun? He's going to be addicted to sex. Oh, addicted to sex is pretty good. Bro, okay. I mean, that's not bad. But oh Oh yeah, I'll get a green door membership. What's that? What's that one? Oh. See, he's already there. He's already started. Yeah, what what's that? Green door is where people make love. Seven minutes in heaven? I'm assuming it's a brothel. It's not. It's a Bunny ranches? Or chicken ranch. It's like a swingers
0:56 club thing. Oh damn, you'd be down? No way. Yeah, but like You know how Kazumi told us that all the swinger clubs were actually a bunch of old That's what that is, yeah. And then she was like, "I'm just going to throw my own party with younger hot people." And I'm like So they don't have young hot people? Like that's not normal for the swingers thing? From Swingers probably get excited when a young person walks in. Yeah, but what I heard it's like old Jesus Christ. They all stop at Sit up straight. Yo, but can I be honest? Long as I've been around Ryan and every time we party around Ryan, he he it seems like he's drunk. Thank you. I think I think Ryan he just wants everyone to have fun. Dude, I'm faded and then Ryan's I swear to God look at Ryan's and Ryan's drunk, too. Everybody thinks I'm also drunk, yeah. That's interesting. It's the best because he's DD and he
1:48 does it with no photo problem and then if he needs to grab you and check you or take care of you, he will do that naturally. See, cuz I'm sober now and I can't ████ stand when everyone around me is intoxicated. But you enjoy it. I love it, yeah. I can't stand it. I'm just like, "Man, y'all are annoying. ████ I'm going home. I'm going to sleep." It's fun and I get to make sure no one gets their ████ jacked. Yeah, like no one gets something stolen. But you still do that now without a yellow No, I don't even party now. I'm like too old to be That's what I'm No, not now. Back in the day. Yeah, but back before Yeah, because all my whole life Cuz I feel like you were hosting a lot of parties. Yeah, I think that's what it is, too. It's like I just hosted this is my this is this is like my party, so it's like I take ownership. Yeah, like Gatsby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You must drink this if you want to come to my party. partake. Yeah. I don't know, what's a good vice?
2:38 Prostitutes? Probably. Maybe strip clubs? a vice? I think some people would say yes. Strip clubs, though. But then if you you might as well get into gambling, then. If you're going to If you're just going to throw money away, you might as well just start gambling. I am. One thing I'm really excited about is uh I want to see what the car meets are and where they're at and how they are. Oh, come on. That's not a vice. Well cool, though. That is cool. It is a hobby. See, he always says cool stuff. Guess it could be a vice if you're buying a lot of Well, that could That's a vice already is is uh is paying for car stuff that are that's totally unnecessary. Like if I just got a Like I know I'm going to have to take a break on that because obviously paying a mortgage is no joke, so I can't really like start upgrading random cars. I know what his vice is going to be. What? It's going to be Mufflers? Mufflers? It's going to be him
3:30 paying those showgirls that you take pictures with. She's He's going to be paying them, yeah. All the time. Just to take pictures with them. Tipping them? The one at the Bellagio water show? The ones who were handing out the pamphlets? What am I doing? Just every day. He just goes Yeah, he's a regular. I think that's the last thing he's going to do. Hey, they're pretty hot, dude. And then he just keeps he just has a like a photo album of all these photos. It's like I'm trolling myself. And they're like, "Here's that guy again. He always wants to take a picture." Third time this week. It's what keeps them in business is Ryan himself. You know what? Like one thing I cannot stop thinking about, which is a vice like the number of times and different ways I'm going to prank you guys now that I know where you all live and I'm so close. And the commute's going to be easier now. You could prank two people in one day. If he if he he might be closest to me,
4:22 so this could be crazy. Dude This could be cool. You're going to be in trouble, dude. You're going to be walking on eggshells over there. That's going to be fun. Just wait, dude. I'm going to get on that HOA and I'm just going to I'm getting on that Nextdoor app. I'm going to become the HOA and I'm like, "Steve, uh your tree looks like it uh could use a trim." Dude, you becoming the HOA might be your vice. Tell me that's not the most ultimate like That's a master class. Steve might have to move. He might move back to California. I'm on the HOA of his neighborhood. That would be the funnest thing. That's experience right there. He's seasoned, too. So when you going to get rid of that aggression and put some turf? What do you guys think your vice would be if you were to go like off the deep end? ████ dude, for sure. ████ Girls? Sky ████ laying ████ Sky
5:12 ████ yeah. Private plane ████ Gambling. Dude Yeah, I think gambling legitimately cuz it's fun. Yeah. It's so fun. And I and I and I want to sit in the sports book with the boys. That is a blast. Now you said aesthetics, you know, you wake up, time to gamble. Get my coffee. I'm at the bar, get my whiskey. Let's drop money. I lost money. Oh dude, you want to know You want to know what crazy super crazy cool like two very crazy coincidences from the last time I was in Vegas. And the mind-blowing. So like when we were there, we were like looking at different houses. We passed this one food court on the way to one of the houses and it was like called the Cheng Cheng I'm saying something Cheng Ding-a-Ling, yeah. Yeah. Cheng Ding-a-Ling? And I was like, "Hey, that looks cool. Maybe we'll go there later." So after we looked me and Smack went to this Asian
6:03 food court. It's really, really good. We were kicking it there. I'm standing at this coffee place called Broken Coffee, ████ amazing. I'm I'm ordering the coffee. We stand there waiting and then this freaking tall behemoth girl just like stands so close to me and I look and it's freaking Geo. No way. What? She's at Cheng-a-Ling? Yeah, and Bart and Silent Mike. What the ████ And Taika and they're all just there and I'm like they're all just laughing and I'm like I for a second I was like is this a prank? Like did you know I would be here? And then Bart's like, "Man, it's like I had a tracker on you." And I was like, "Did you have a tracker on me? How do you freaking know?" devious. That's what you ████ get, dude. That's what you get. And the first thing I said was like, "You guys could have got me so good by like You could have done anything." That was me at bubble time when I saw your face. Exactly. They but they were It was just
6:53 a honest to God random like ran into each other because Bart was like, "Hey, you want to get sushi later with me and Silent Mike? We're going to go get sushi at this place." And it wasn't that place. But then I guess the sushi place they were going to go to had too long of a wait, so they went to that one. The stars align. What are the odds of running into like all of them on this one second that I was at this place? And then Like how Geo is that tall on you? I was like This giant freak show of a woman was standing by me. This female Elijah one. Some big wrestler chick was next to me. This is Dr. J type. Yeah, it was so weird. So then that's already like that was a weird coincidence. Second coincidence was just crazy. I'm at Tivoli Village, which is like a really nice like How would you describe it? Um it's like um upscale restaurant
7:43 um you know, outlet. So it's very nice. As me and Smack are leaving we see this lady having trouble parking her Tesla. And she's like trying to get into the spot ████ Geo. really figure it out. It's not Geo. She's like she starts bumping the Jeep that's next to the spot she wants to be in repeatedly going thunk thunk like just bumping this corner. Everyone in the parking lot's like, "What the hell is this lady doing?" So like we kind of edge by her and we leave. And then I'm like I feel bad. I think we should leave a note for that guy that's in the like for the Jeep guy to tell him that some lady was just donking his car cuz I would want someone to do that for me. So we turned around. We go back. I write the note and I'm like at 5:00 p.m. this Tesla that's parked next to you was hitting your car like A Tesla? That doesn't make any sense. like crazy with the They have 1 million cameras on the ████ car. So I write
8:33 the note. I'm about to like I'm about to go leave the note on the guy's car and then the guy comes back. It's like a dude with his wife and baby and he's coming back to his car and I'm like, "Bro, I was just about to leave you this note. This lady right next to you was hitting your car earlier. There doesn't look like there's any damage, but in case your panel falls off, you know that it's from this." And he's like, "Oh dude, thanks, man. Like can I get your number so that um in case I need a witness if I have to report it." And I was like, "Yeah, sure." So I I give him my number and he's like, "Oh dude, you're from LA." And I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, we're we were we're just up here for today." And then that's it. When I get home back to LA, he like texts me and he's like he he goes like, "Oh dude, thank you so much. I just thought it was really cool that someone would do that." Uh yeah, this is my name. Like I just moved here to Desert Shores. No way. From San
9:24 Gabriel. No way. Yeah. And not vote like a Californian, brother. Yeah. And then he and he goes and his his wife I guess like it was from uh um from a city right next to Lincoln Heights where I'm at now. And then we started talking. I'm like, "Oh, that's so freaking crazy that like I want to live in your neighborhood, basically." And he's like, "Oh yeah, I came out here because I work for a home renovations company." Get the ████ out of here. That's renovations. Wow. And he's like, "Yeah, let me know if you need anything. I would love to hook you up with like if you need windows, doors, walls, complete reno. Yeah, and I'm buying a and I'm like, "Dude, I'm trying to live in Desert Shores where most of the houses could use that cuz a lot of them are 1989. And we want to do a little JK office over there, too. Exactly, yeah. And this dude's been so cool. He's been like sending me all this like great stuff to
10:15 be like, "Yeah, he sends me houses all the time. He sends me houses that aren't on the market." But he's like, "Yeah." And he's like, "Oh, yeah, the lady I bought my house from has four more and What? Yo, give me those links, bro. Giving me so much. This guy's mad cool. If this isn't your sign to like 100% make it happen. Dude. That's why he's Omicron. Yeah. That's why you That's why you know everybody, though. I'm just going to stay in LA. Yeah, this This dude has been like like super cool and super helpful. And then when he's like, "Oh, like I'll tag you in I'll send you some stuff on IG for for things." And then he looks at Instagram and goes, "Wait, what the hell?" He goes, "You know Bart?" He knows Bart. No, he's like a he's followed Bart from like from all of his powerlifting stuff. And then also course is like he's also like a fan of Tim of of Tim Chantarangsu and he's like, "What the hell?" And he goes, "Oh my god, you're on JK." He's like, "I used to watch that." What the ████
11:05 Yeah, so this dude is like so like looped into everything, yeah. It's another used to, for sure. But he's like a yeah, he's like he around my age and yeah, he's his life that he currently has is like literally my next step that I'm trying to get at. Yeah. So he's like helping me with everything. That's crazy who you meet, huh? The coincidence, bro. Well, cuz you did a good thing. from the SUV A guy from the SUV trying to like live in Leave a note. That's the moral of the story. Leave a note. Yeah, that made that made a 100% difference. Now this guy like he's showing me the costs of a new bathroom if I want to remodel it with this. Like he's decking out like every He's laying everything out for me. I'm like I show him a house and I'm like, "All right, look what it's got. What do you think?" He went to the house that I want to buy himself to check it out for me. Woah. Yeah, sick. And give me like, "Okay, yeah, so it'll need that. They didn't do this right. They did this wrong." Yeah, it just helped me out. That's so cool. hell is that? If you want my expertise
11:55 on where to put a computer, I can hook you up. I can tell you how to lay down some mats. But if you need If you need help with the garage tool setup, I can help you with that. I would put a computer right here. Yeah, this dude's JK. Yeah, outlets right there. That's a good location. It's so It's so helpful to know like how much renovation costs for like every like single like And someone that's honest, you know? Someone that's not going to ████ you. Yeah, because he he like he hit me up primarily because he's like, "Ah, dude, like I owe you a solid for that." Like that's really Yeah, and then to close up that story, he hit up the lady, told her like, "Hey, I I heard you hit my car." I'm sure I already have video footage. She flat-out white-ladied it, denied that it happened. And like I was like, "No, bro, we all saw it. It's on her Tesla camera, bro." What did the lady look like? Just like an average like older white lady. how sick my area is? Check this out. So me and my buddy were leaving this place. We were at Americon and we were leaving it. And my buddy has like a a boat um
12:48 what do you call it thing? Boat docks? You know how you you like you like latch your a boat to a thing? Uh-huh. He has like a little ball in the back of his What do you call that? Axle. Well, axle thing. Thing. Axle attachment. Boat Boat Boat attachment. Towing things. It's made out of ████ steel, right? Towing that. Made out of hardcore steel. He backs into this lady's car like hits it good. And we get out and we leave a note or whatever cuz we don't know where she's at cuz she could be in so many places. Yeah. And then she calls him and she's like, "I don't see any damage." Sick. She's like, "Why did you even bother leaving the note?" She's like, "I don't see s███." Don't waste my ████ time again. That's sad. When does that happen? Yeah, never. The ████ Never. That's so funny. Right? I don't care. Hit her with a freaking boat tower, dude. With the tow hitch. That thing is big. That's what I said earlier.
13:38 Yeah, I said hitch. I said tow hitch. Don't you love when you guys meet like natural like natural cool-ass people like that? Let me shout out his company. It's called Elite Home Solutions. Home Solutions LV. Covers all Las Vegas, Summerlin, Henderson. Put the QR code, dude. Let them scan it. Yeah, scan Scan the screen. I'll send I'll send it. Yeah. Yeah, that's super cool. Yeah, all you got to do is ████ And that's what's cool about Vegas. I feel like if I did that here, people would You'd get robbed. Yeah. They would have mugged you. think that you're the one that hit them. Yeah, it'd be weird, yeah. Yeah, pretty crazy. And that's like the only dude I really like cold met out there besides seeing, you know, people I did know. What made you um go to my community and take a picture outside on You're like You're like on You're kneeling down in front of my the sign to my community. I'm doing the Bill Clinton on the railroad tracks.
14:29 It's hip-hop Hillary. What compelled you to to do that and and scare the love loving Jesus out of me? I wasn't planning to ever show you that. I just needed it in the bag in case you you said something and I needed a snarky response. I was just going to send the back a photo of me outside his house. Yeah, he was outside my place and then he's like he's like I was like, "What What? You're in town?" He's like He's like, "Well, I'm on my way back now." He's like, "But I was just there minutes ago." That's good. This guy has a picture outside of all the surrounding houses like that in my neighborhood trying to guess if that's where I live. Trying to guess his house. I'm like, "Yo, that is crazy." Was he close? He was The first picture he sent me, I was like, "How are you so close to where I live?" In my head I was It got progressively further. And the whole time he's like, "Is this your house? What about this one? What about this one?" And then I made the mistake of texting him my gate codes, so
15:19 now he has that forever. Oh, yeah, you did. Delete it now. Oh, yeah, that's right. You could resend You could edit it. I was like, "Hey, come come through if you're if you're around." He's like, "No, I'm already on my way over back, sucker." Oh, yeah, and the the coffee place I was waiting for when Geo walked up, they came up to us and were like, "Oh my god, you guys are JK." No way. What the The freaking coffee place. It's It'll always stagger me that like a channel with such low views has so many people watching it. No, so many people used to watch it. Oh, what happened to you guys? Like that. Yeah, like how How How am I running How am I running into all 10,000 people that saw the video? It's like these are all people within like real community that like watch JK. You know You know what I think happens is they don't watch every single video cuz we pump out three a day. So like it's like we're rotating
16:10 hundreds of thousands of people Yeah. scattered throughout the world. people can't remember the videos we made. Yeah. Neither can we. Yeah. Hey, dude, when we went live for the election, we got hella people. Yeah. That was a That was a good test. That was a good test for like how where it's actually at, yeah. Yep. lost 10,000 Biden supporters and gained 12,000 Trump supporters. What? Just cuz I was waving a Trump 2024 flag the whole time? Yeah, come on. Come on, guys. I'm not trying to be divisive. Hey, but I'm not trying to take a side. That's And he's like, "Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Stop doing that." That food court is so good, though. You would love it. What is it like Chinese? Chang I hate that. What did you eat at the place? I hate making up Chang Ding-a-ling. There's a lot of good spots. Dude, we went to we went to this poke place. And it was a whole it was a Hawaiian spot. It was like local brodas in there. Is it small? Yeah. It's small, right?
17:00 And as soon as we walked in, I felt like I was tran Me and Tiff were like, "Oh my god, we're back in Hawaii." And all these guys that come out, they're local brodas. Yeah. You know, they called they called one of the guys gay off the jump. It was hilarious. Yeah, spot on. It is weird like that cuz like as soon as I fly back home in Vegas, my neighbor's like from Hawaii and he'll be having like a luau with his friends and and like I'm just like I never left. Yeah. And you go down the street and you go to like Zippy's and ████ and then like The Zippy's in Vegas is wild. That s███'s big. It's super big. New Zippy's? Yeah, in Vegas. It's really nice, though. What's nice? The Zippy's in Vegas. They're building another one. Yeah, so. But the Zippy guys over there are all local, too. They have to be, probably, huh? Korean locals. If any of you guys are Vegas, go to that Chung Dam food hall and go to Broken Coffee. It's so bomb. So I was
17:51 pretty close. Chang Ding-a-ling, Chung Dam. It's It's Chung Chung Dam as far as I'm concerned. Nailed it. Chung Dam Sounds the same to Okay, okay, cool. That's nice, guy. Sounds like a Chinese to me. How cool. Freaking China man. Yeah, who knew Vegas is pretty cool, huh?
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