0:00 [Music] and welcome back to careful boys everybody hey y'all like to say what nick uh is some something with me sucking dicks something about nickelodeon all right yeah we're going to do something a little bit fun today do you have the tune yet no i'm practicing okay we're going to play a little bit of hot seat with our boy silent mike over here you do know the game are you lying kind of well this is our first time doing it oh it's the first time i love it i don't know if it's too low i'm very strong that's how we can move a thousand swords is this gonna hold me is this no they can see me you're too small am i awkwardly just sitting in frame like this should i move breaking i was trying to just wield my weapon because i have
0:50 one be careful should i move over to this side that's a one-on-one wait why are you moving to this side i don't know he's in the hot seat no he's next to you all right ████ are we getting weird in here we're gonna get weird we're getting a little weird we're just testing out new show ideas we're gonna test out some ████ we just want to play a little hottie because we're still ████ fun plus we're all a little bit dgm like that everybody's gonna ask you just a series of questions he's getting there he's getting there did you have it it's really helping i feel like i'm at a renaissance fair all right we have unlimited amount of time to put you in an unlimited amount of uncomfort discomfort so that's the hot seat where we ask the hot questions can you see his eyes that's how we do it and we'll start with cold ones and it gets warmer the last question's about to be a hitter yeah we'll see so i'll start it off first question is uh
1:42 um so people know you from fitness yeah how did you get into fitness oh that's cold dude that's ice cold yeah it's iced coffee that's cold if you get bored though we're gonna cut your ass right now yeah it's this is boring uh i play basketball my whole life um obviously not very tall if you guys can't tell i'm not built much like a basketball player so i got into uh lifting to kind of be faster or stronger you lie you were you got it to ████ some girls yeah i said dude just looking for the seventh grade hoes for sex you gotta you got to do seventh grade you want to be strong yeah seventh and eighth grade your motivation was just to be strong how old were you when you first had sex uh high school junior 16 how'd you do yeah so you're not a honest review was it pretty good oh i mean for me yeah great you're not a virgin no okay that's a hot question better after you started lifting oh that's a good question we're on patreon how deep we get in this thing as deep as you want not on patreon
2:32 [Laughter] balls deep uh yeah i think fitness definitely helps well sure like from multiple standpoints i was talking about needs analysis of sex for i even told bart uh like morning wood common male trait right especially hopefully i love it yeah best time of my life i can't even tell i take a couple months off lifting heavy like you don't get morning wood oh no you still get it i went through some like mental stuff so i just stopped lifting and then i started deadlifting like a savage again it gets like i don't know about longer but if you like feel it but it's harder it's going hey hey i bet you know this hard boner and then i had a hard boner i bet i bet you know this more than anybody here because you're a fitness dude but then i heard that heavy lifting also jacks up testosterone for sure and it's not gonna do like anything crazy like you if you can't get a boner lifting might not fix that but within a natural range it'll help i just like
3:22 that your cell is yeah it really brings it for your morning so then like the logistics too right like like endurance et cetera et cetera i'm gonna do more dead lives dude i i like having brothers i'm like disappointing my morning when i'm all alone i mean you're asking a single guy what do you know i gotta get up and go to work a little bit that was that was warm but you don't like jacking off i turn up no i hate it in the fitness realm uh do you have a crush can i tell a story yeah yeah an embarrassing one a public figures fitness person question that's finding out for the first time who watches this channel yes uh so the so i don't know about that but uh do you know jamie eason yeah old school old school so one of my first muscle babe crushes uh i love muscle baby dude so
4:13 i need a photo reference make a crush on her uh like my whole life uh teenage years probably whenever i she's uh like a bodybuilding.com spokesperson right yeah yeah yeah i remember i remember her oh easton price bart ████ jack off all over her anything i say right now and i can't embarrass more than the story already embarrassed jamie jamie eason middleton this one right here hi jamie she looks like a straight milf dude oh you know her and she's watching right now she's dancing she might follow my instagram hello yo she got like a family channel now have you met her before uh not in person do you know she has seven kids or one you show what no you're dead away at a crush up their marriage like i can send you so i so uh have a crush on jamie for a long time right like teenage muscle crush right and then uh and then my career expands expands i'm vlogging or whatever
5:04 and i had a long conversation at a dinner actually with some of the barbell guys and we're vlogging and some of the guys were talking about masturbating uh in the bathroom like when you gotta do a kind of secret you know and some kids told me they mastered first thing we can get your guys i'm whipping this hot take back around on you some of these some of these kids said they jerked off sitting down on a toilet yeah no as a kid i was a teenager or whatever who ████ did it no no you stand up like your pee it's like an embarrassing thing i've done plenty of embarrassing things i ████ couches i ████ love seats i ████ recliners no you haven't not the way i have you know jack off sitting down i don't check out sitting down on the toilet you go to the bathroom what do you do you do you take one i do the opposite of what of sexual things no because sometimes after you take a ████ you're like i need a rubber now no never you can leave that there when i smell my own poo i can't get a
5:55 boner it depends on how i can't actually if the toilet's been really bad i smack you you spit on it you guys are ████ weird you don't sit down while you touch yourself and you definitely don't do it after you poo because then it's the whole room smells like the weirdest thing about that was that bart has a bidet that was the weirdest thing for me so it's shooting water back at you all kinds of places long story short uh i worked with reebok for a while and i was one of their sponsored athletes in it and then they signed jamie and when when they signed some folks sometimes they'll show like hey dude that girl got a eight pack dude they said like this is the team you know like hey you this guy's saw him like he's out in the west coast so you rubbed one out to her before no oh but probably i don't know that's beside the point these are listen listen listen now your
6:45 teammates are like well i remember you so i even told cause the guy who manages me there's a buddy you know i'm like oh you signed jamie bro i had the fattest pressure on her oh cool like i showed her your youtube that was so cool then like a week later that's the vlog that came out and we're talking about jerking off everywhere and then when she i think she does dm me or like we just introduced you so she's like yeah interesting youtube content i was like oh there goes any chance i mean you i mean she still was willing to dm you something she was like business she gave you a winky winky no i didn't get a winky she's married i would never this is years ago no she was probably married then it was just this is when she only had four kids it was just a coincidence of my weirdest perfect time for you to slide in dude so that was your that was your fitness that was your fitness crush that's probably the first
7:35 one i can think of maybe like a china or something but you never you know who it's about talk about wwe not china but uh uh lita which one's that oh with the hearty boys boys yeah you know oh you didn't ████ your fitness crush what get your ████ leader dude she's kind of she's kind of dark kind of girl swanton bomb she's kind of angry you know she probably does the tango i don't remember i remember leaving the party boys what do the hardy boys do they throw out the shotgun or something that much the shotgun she looks like ginger spice though yeah you ever uh jack off at your gym the one i own no no any gym no no no no no barbell sure this morning yeah their bathrooms are more private they have great bathrooms get carried away after a lesson to start ████ beating it i have to get a pr how does it happen blood goes elsewhere you do any roids
8:26 before never never never you always want to try every day in my life why don't you have it if you want to try it so bad why don't you do it um like you said you can recover quickly on conviction every day of my life not every day my life that was exaggerated but often often i think all fitness dudes who haven't done it yet think about it think about it every day uh from a business standpoint there's no way it hurts i'm only gonna look better and be stronger some more ████ um you get harder boners i heard too potentially and potentially doesn't work either yeah potentially potentially discharge out of your ass randomly yeah there's a lot of negatives um worth it yeah that's not bad yeah i hate needles i hate noodles and then like like when i dig into like you know my spirit or whatever i know like it wouldn't make me happier like getting stronger actually wouldn't make me a better person what makes you happier ████ broccoli which finger do you dig in your spirit with [Laughter]
9:17 metal what would make you happier then more ████ today's video is brought to you by hellotushi let me ask you a serious question about life okay when you do do right and afterwards let's say you're wiping and then you get a little bit of doodoo crust on your palm on my palm right yeah do you just get a paper towel and wipe it off like that and go about your day or do you wash your hand with water wash my hands yeah right yeah so why are you doing that to your butthole why do you why do you get paper scrape and smear kaka all over your booty hole and then go about your day that's disgusting especially since i know one of my wife's favorite fetishes is smelling my underwear oh i want to
10:07 make sure that my underwear smells fresh no matter what she likes used underwear she likes used but not skid mark underwear underwear ah and one of the things i discover these days i think i have eggs in my butthole yeah so it itches and it feels irritated so having hello touchy rinse my butt make it nice and clean and so i only have to just dab it at the end feels so good because i'm not scraping it with toilet paper and what i like about hello tushy is that after i use i barely use any toilet paper yeah because you don't have to it rinses the crap out of your butt and all you're doing is dabbing the water because it's like a jet car wash you know you don't use a garden hose you use a high power hose that blasts all the ████ dust away the dookie and that's how we use the bidet we blast the dookie away yep
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11:48 horny bro no bro i'm not with you on this no i want to be i want to help you but i've been in the board i'm 100 with you i would not drink that you're only talking to the white guy about this well because you you looked at joe when it was happening so i thought you're on tv yeah everything i thought you were a team to take a ████ like this yeah no if i don't pee sitting down i'm not going to touch myself sitting down you never you don't believe me what does that have to do with sitting down you're ████ sitting down you've never seen a porno or masturbating on my ass if i was going to dildo myself maybe i would you've never seen you've never seen porn where a guy sitting on the toilet and the girls riding him on top yeah maybe i haven't but that makes more sense wait so do you jack off in a urinal no there's not a urinal at my house get off the toilet and go to a urinal ████ is a toilet that normal for y'all yeah
12:40 dude this guy's reverse cowgirl in a toilet he has no ████ right to talk about anything you guys are gross dude it's actually a better position if you think about it because you have something to wrap up well you ████ beat off and you just shoot your ████ nut into the bowl i wasn't thinking about beating off you time it you time the flesh with the shooting so you can hit the hit in the back of the throat porcelain princess damn you're ████ the ████ out of that toilet bro i think we got different definitions of hot you take that you you ████ american standard you're so nice porcelain ████ i'm sending the questions right back to us yeah take that you toto how many questions do we ask and how many questions revolve jacking up all of them like five or five right who's generating
13:31 the jack off questions because i don't think i did not mean i'm just reading my cue cards right there i don't know all right biggest ████ regret of your life oh ████ involving jacking off no no no it's not not location i want him to cry on this ████ now time to break it down man crying including jack dude let's get deep man you guys talk about jacking off too much sickos i don't know if there's like one but i went through uh like a five-year phase where i lost like just a lot of people to death and suicide that sounds boring as ████ bro you wanted me to cry just kidding i'm just kidding i'm sorry i'm sorry sorry let's get serious let's get serious uh i don't i have like a regret but like you always look back like oh i wish i would have hung with that more i wish i could have talked that dude more i wish i would have done this more yeah yeah it's like one of the kids i coached i was really close so it was a crazy year of just math five years
14:23 yeah passing away yeah like my best friend was 18. uh dad a couple years later best friend's mom a couple years later kid i coached committed suicide a little bit later a mentor died a couple years later it was pretty weird wow so like so that's like a three year period about probably four years left non-stop close people yeah i guess a regret in some ways is i i just stopped like answering texts and going to funerals i didn't go to my medicine it got too overwhelming yeah my mom called me i didn't go to my kid's funeral who i coached i trained him in strength conditioning coach for basketball i just couldn't i was like no bro like i just came up for some stupid reason and i get it everyone needs to heal we had like three funerals for my dad she's from ohio so we did like one for the community here we did a private one here uh just family and then we did one in ohio and then after i'm not going to a ████ funeral ever again in my life did a part of you feel like regretful for not going probably now when i look back and one of
15:13 my uh my one of my mentors his son was a really good friend of mine we had like a heart-to-heart once about it because i don't think he went to my dad's funeral there i said bro i get it like yeah it's hard to just show up sometimes yeah it doesn't hurt me i was never offended if no one went to my dad's funeral but like i just can't do that that's tough yells a lot it was a lot because most people don't even have one person in their life that commits suicide uh yeah the suicide one was weird too i don't like to think about it yeah he was young he's 17. wow yeah do you know what was going on are you yeah i probably saw i coached them all year in basketball strength conditioning is a happy kid talk about a gaming beast broke his helicopter halo you just never know what's going on is it like it's just teams just good at hiding it like there's no signs or whatever not that i saw damn similar to me you know happy happy ish kid probably had his moments but i don't know have you had a moment with yourself about this where you're like you know what i forgive myself for not going because
16:03 it's totally reasonable you're just a human being i think so i don't think i like hold it yeah um yeah i don't think i hold it when you said you were 17 i was 18 with my best that's a lot to process as an 18 year old like it's hard to ████ carry that kind of burden you like just graduated high school so that was like good and bad because like all the homies were still around it happened in the summer so we could kind of like get some closure together we all like just hung out and figured it out so that helped a little bit but i don't think anyone ever knows like the next person that dies in my life i'm not gonna be any better at it yeah you don't get better at funerals or love or you don't get you know like i think you do my the last dog i died i was it was like each not better this dog was better and better huh i guess i don't know how to say it the right thing is happier happier what if you want to close those dogs maybe you weren't as close to those dogs and i do think dogs are different humans but yeah i mean i guess i guess
16:55 but continue slightly you know what i mean yeah yeah like if you lost let's say you had two sisters and you equally loved them both after the second one dies like you don't get better at like oh yeah i know steve really would have been devastated for a little sister yeah i would i would need some time alone for sure you know what with my sister's corpse that's kind of like i'm surprised you you even have a sister you got a sister yeah i did she's hot as ████ i said you got a hot sister yeah she's really high yeah are she single looking like she's she's a lot she got a lot of ease and vibes how do you think about sitting down jerk-offs uh you know she's seen me ████ toilet that's for sure i hate you guys i don't know i don't know how to get out of that you know i was gonna be my closer for him i'm surprised that you didn't go did you spiral down depression or
17:46 anything like that because that's that's basically three or four years of mourning yeah and then at at some point you know just just like hormonally like chemically you get used to that state state right of whatever that becomes your normal yeah and then um it's like you basically don't have any serotonin at that point like what the ████ uh therapists think like i'm doing it like now like you're working through it now when dad died like i just hop into like protect her mom and take her mom yeah yeah yeah so i didn't really agree about it or they think yeah what do i know yeah i think that's helpful sometimes i think so too because my mind was distracted yeah i don't know yeah yeah yeah i'm self-aware-ish and i try to do therapy and not be a psycho and i think that distraction especially when it comes to distraction through like love yeah you know like taking care of your mom yeah yeah yeah that's a positive yeah positive distraction versus like
18:36 distracting yourself like video games of like you killing more people or something you know that's like kind of also why they think i spiral down is because like i didn't have like a vice like it's not like oh i became an alcoholic or i became pop not that that's better but some people like can find some escape in that have a phase sure and then get out of it but like i don't really like those things yeah so yours was like lifting you have otherwise other than lifting i those buttons uh not really even lifting's like not even one like i don't feel better it's like i actually talk ████ on the people that are like jim is my therapy and i'm like all right therapy is therapy you need it more than we mort's heard that right like everybody everyone i don't need a therapist because i got ████ weights they teach me everything about life go ████ yourself but the whole reason they're building those muscles is to protect themselves from the world that hurt them right yeah they're a little bunny rabbit yeah [Laughter]
19:26 you see these the reason why i ████ do this ████ that's why no one likes lifting weights because those guys you know they ruin it for everybody dude the guys also who who go ah and they drop the ████ weights i hate those ████ dude when do i drop weights dude man i do that ████ with five pounders bro i just i'm loud look at this guy he slams the ████ barbell i ████ break the mirror and then like he really does do that right mike i have one more question for you all right how beneficial do you think therapy has helped you with your mental health and all that stuff and how often do you go so i stopped going because of covid like all the doctors just shut down but i used to go once or twice a week and then it depends on your budget um i honestly don't know if it helps but what i do think uh is you can learn a lot you learn about yourself you learn about other humans yeah it doesn't think yeah yeah yeah for sure but it's not
20:16 like you know it's not like it when i like you're more aware but doesn't mean that it's solved yeah well last time i went it was like two three years ago and i was in a pretty dark spot uh just like sitting on the couch literally couldn't move if i wanted to um so like forced myself my mom honestly made the appointment i didn't even go my mom made the appointment said would you go and i said and then she made the appointment i drove myself but like i wouldn't go and uh going didn't like make me feel better it's not like oh i'm fixed yeah you know but it's like a long problem you do it for five years yes it definitely helps you know because you learn and whatever um but i don't know i don't really know because i think everyone's so different it's a good thing not to you know walk around being like well i'm i'm fixed now you know there's nobody nobody's fixed like it's always work right like always everything you actually even do something about it is like 90 of it probably yeah yeah because you don't
21:06 have weights as your therapist that's like the meme right like uh paradise uh ████ what does it go like something about um the people i go to therapy because of people that don't go to therapy [Music] for sure yeah yeah for sure because if everybody went we'd all be chilling but i gotta go to therapy because of whatever sounds like the vaccine to me yeah you made me sick i gotta admit though i i just met you today yeah and you seem like a stellar dude so whatever you've been going through nice to meet you that's right good to meet you too bro there it is you ever ████ a urinal before [Laughter] wait can we just end it with how many people actually jerk off sitting down i really don't want to know bro wait wait wait wait i'm joking are you like yeah yeah yeah on the toilet is it just the toilet or how about a chair no chairs no chad's different no he's talking about a toilet i'm not
21:56 encouraging this dude a clean house was jacked off on a toilet when that was the only place you could check out [Music] you
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