0:01 like this wait can you help me do the hair right yeah yeah yeah shut the fu okay [Applause] go what the heck no man who the are [Music] you welcome to a special episode of the careful boys you see what this is right here penis it's a Paton passing it to Ryan wow you didn't catch it you got to catch it your face it fell saw not a penis penis shape though yeah it is he elevated it did it why did he pass it to you you have a puppy I wish there's a puppy in there that'd be great
0:51 can you do can you do me a favor puppy's been in there for seven hours can you take this a backpack to the bathroom and whatever's inside can you just put it on and come back out no it's a sick ass segment right what the ████ is going on this is like dick chips day I'm like oh man as quickly you yeah yeah yeah it's like when he's like hey you guys want to try some chips oh you guys like those chips huh you like Taste of dicks a taste of dicks the one JK I didn't bring a gun to and then guess what in my DMs all the time you like dick flavored chips I saw like God damn it yeah you know many people came up to me was like how are those dick flavored chips like J like dick huh yeah you you the guy hey that's that guy who likes to Dick chip I had egg on my face at the gym everyone was laughing at oh yeah yeah everyone's taking me out I wonder if he's really going to put it on though so can you give us it no you'll see when
1:42 it or this going to be like when you brought those like butt pads for us to emulate like Brazilian butt Li that was a fun time he just dropped his drawers right here like great that's on patreon now can we just go back to electrocuting Nick then n dude I honestly the last time I did that that ████ was really scared hey I was nice to you you were nice I was a sweet I was a sweet boy let me in the other seat next and let me let me you want to get you want to get this nice guy n dude honestly like my hands were getting so wet and clammy I was like oh my God this I was nervous I was nervous yeah you were nervous shut the ████ dude you did that quick huh what the ████ wait did you bring the ████ Buff Ass Dora of the explor guy what are you talking about what guy this is the guy this is him oh my goodness that's it stand up stand up show people what this is you guys know what this is yeah
2:32 D I've seen the EXP buff Joe that everybody keeps tagging as buff Joe so this full got the whole outfit the buff Joe outfit yeah that's him wait is this right yeah that is right wait turn around like this wait can you help me do the hair right yeah yeah yeah shut the ████ up okay [Applause] go what the ████ no man who the hell are you I am the real one man I don't know dude stop dude everyone keeps sending you to me dude this is so ████ hilarious dude everybody everybody s everybody sends
3:23 what's up man F going on when you came at the back lost my ████ mind do you know how how many DMs I get of you like everybody freaking sends almost every single day since your video came out canot with this episode this gu so so we've never we've never received more messages than from people saying that this is buff Joe oh my God that's the most frequently messaged thing Joe you should get buffed dude you have to get buffed dude we got to get this guy's program so for for those of you guys who don't personally know him this is Jason Goes By Armstrong this dude is everywhere Jason I'm hair challenge so I can ask you this is that your real hair oh absolutely okay so you really that's that's not a wig oh absolutely not I don't ████ believe you I got you
4:15 though do you always go as door the Explorer with uh to Comic uh not Comic Con yeah Comic Cons or anime cons or what exposer what do you mean this is mepl why everyone think some cospl this what he wears never knew that's how he would talk and that's how did how did you arrange this though I just hit him up hey but dude wait wait till you find out this okay what was it you said you know him from where I know Jason you actually know him so we used to train at the same b the original B it's like the wait is he our year well I don't know what school he went to but that's like the original hot spot of like buff Asians and the Jason I knew had cornrows no so when I so it a buff ass dude with cornrows and when I first saw seeing him on the explore page of just like him
5:05 doing his ████ I was like what the ████ I would see you do a like the military recruit thing and then you would just blow people in the military's mind like you show up just doing like 20 pull-ups and I'm like I know Jason when the recruiters would do that thing you know how they would set up like a shop at an expo or whatever and then they don't know what he's doing so just like they just see this Buff Ass Dude and he's just jumping on doing like 20 pull-ups and then you see him they go like I don't know what's happening right so so when his like videos were going viral you knew that it was him I knew it was him and um even before the Dora stuff were you doing other cosplay stuff yeah yeah people always go like oh that's buff Joe and I'm like dude I ████ know Jason was that like the Rose Meat Val Total Fitness day yeah that was like the original hot spot of like Asians getting a ████ pump going that's right hey roll the sleeves up my boy like yeah
5:56 roll them up Mak a Stringer I'm like a mini version of him yeah dude be honest Jason be honest completely honest please is this the smallest guy you've ever seen your which one that guy right there oh he's he's extra medium I love him to do you think that he deserves to be a gym owner absolutely oh okay absolutely I mean you look like a gym owner bro he looks like he he looks like he works at the gym you know what I mean he gets he gets the keys then give it to him gu so he he let you know VI yeah cuz when I hit him up and I was like Yo dude we're getting non-stop messages about you from everybody let's make this like thing happen and he's like dude I know I know Bart from Keele is it from yeah from ke we all used to train there like it was like 20 years ago maybe that's a long time ago long
6:47 time ago did you go to C I did for half a semester oh okay I did for a year too how did this whole character come about my friend Lorena she cosplayed um Dora and blew up and I just did this for s████ and giggles I I told her I was going to surprise her with something so I how long ago was this that was like La ComicCon last year I think it was like 6 months ago 5 months ago oh so this is a new a new thing and I just surprised her and then she wanted me to be in her video and it just ████ blew up oh she l a joke first girl she was the first girl and then it went to you she's a parkour uh she's like a parkour expert yeah she's do she's a stun woman yeah she's so dope yeah those literally just for fun it was for it was a joke for her you just went crazy also your your Toof costume from airb oh thank you that's really good you do a tough one too yeah it's
7:37 the tough one's actually really good yeah it's dope how did you get into cosplaying after like I got into anime like 156 years ago and I stumbled ac across Anime Expo in Long Beach and I was wondering what's everybody dressed up and what's going on so I tended my first con and saw people just having a good time dressing up so I just started dressing up and it's kind of like an escape for me like could just be this character and not worry about bills not worry about responsibilities just just an escape for me so when you guys meet up is everyone just playing their character well I mean we're we we're not like that that deep into it we're just just no I'm not Jason I'm ████ dor you ████ call me Jason you can say all right forgive me for the question but I I've always heard this and I need you to confirm it I heard there's hella ████ going on in Anime Expo hell ████ like a lot of
8:27 orgies and sex relationship Cheeks getting beaten up people dressed up like crazy and getting it's the ultimate role player that's what I'm saying well I don't know I've never been to one and I I've heard stories but I can't confirm see I knew it Anime Expo I knew it Anime Expo here in San Diego like all right but Anime Expo in New York was pretty badass really ████ lot of Sailor moons out there tuxedo M what's the difference what's the difference I don't know just the the culture the energy the quality was different it just felt more like intentional for the people that were in New York when I went I don't know how it is now but I see it's very fun though very very fun that's going to be a freaking internet breaker right there so crazy I was like how do we
9:17 really look alike and now we get a chance to see if we actually look alike this is such a mind ████ at least for me for so many ways because of the outfit and because I know him from like 20 years ago the way that bar knows you is just Val you guys worked out together that was it it was just the yeah everyone training together it's weird cuz I thought you probably met him in comedy school yeah yeah were you that was he that buff were you that big already I think I was like 80 lb lighter when we first 80 lb oh ████ but it was pretty buff though still buff though it's funny that you mentioned that because even prior to this I have people hit me up occasionally asking if I was you really two occasions I can remember recall as guys look at the size difference like maybe overnight they think I got buff or something so one for Anime Expo the
10:08 Japanese tourist came up to me he's like can I take a picture I was like sure he's like Joe just kidding right I was like no oh so sry no picture Joe does look more buff if you did push-ups though if I did push-ups let me do like 10 and I'll probably swoll up and one recently it was at Costco actually like a month ago somebody came up to me like dude Joe how you get so buffed this I'm like I'm not Joe I know of them but I'm not Jo that's hilar I know you guys don't upload you guys take 6 months to upload so you probably just got real buff I didn't know that it actually happened to you that actually many times actually yeah sh cuz when Joe used to be bald are you still bald yeah I mean no I mean yeah no no don't do it don't do it don't do it don't break the illusion yeah when Joe was bald um Jason and Joe look even more similar oh really yeah
10:58 yeah yeah I knew him when he had cornrows I knew him when he was bald and then he had the Nelly look Joe bald I've never seen him smiling in a picture though Joe bald is like a whole another Lev doesn't smile he's just angry you know D man I think the last time I saw you guys was when you guys were doing a video for Cha Cafe that was the last time I saw you guys that's like in Rose me huh uh Alman Alman that was a long time ago is that donut Tony yeah that was I think that was donut Tony's Place you guys got some ████ funny ass name so you grew up in sgb your whole life wow that's so sick you ever work at Gold's Gym with Arnold who's that Arnold Schwarz ████ out here ████ out of here he's good deep cut dude no I work out at gos but not Venice
11:51 okay yeah so what's your life like outside of Cosplay and stuff like what do you what's your like dayto day uh gym uh spending time with my dogs I'm into cars oh yeah it's pretty much my life yeah oh dang so outside of like the expose do you do you go as D just live your yeah do you just live your life as D sometimes I recently started off my social media so I'm just trying to do stuff like where do we where do we find you where do we find you uh Bane Armstrong um Instagram Tik Tok YouTube yeah just how did you create that name those were my two most popular cosplays and then Dora trumped them off somehow oh so you always go as Bane oh you said oh I see now you got to change it to Dora armstrongan yeah you're great you actually would be amazing can you do the ████ up voice yeah uh no um it's not
12:41 you nearly adopted the dog you nearly adopted the dog that's even better no one care until I put the mess on yeah a little muffled that' be perfect sgv Bane dude sgb yo that might be your next M dude that'll blow the ████ up that's so tight man that's like you look like a scary Bane let me see let me see the Bane oh that's the classic Bane too yeah the contrast between this Bane versus your outfit right now yeah is the one with the uh Batman Forever bang like that oh Jesus Christ dude B oh my God Batman Robin I guess but no I it sry not a ████ Comic Book Guy shut up how many cows do you eat in a day yeah what's your diet like man I try to eat pretty clean eat every once in a while but um you want a donut I would
13:33 love a donut y let give a donut ████ donut on the edge donut Dora don't Donuts he These Boots hey boots you guys like a donut oh my ████ oh my sexy so many donuts it's so crazy that he's here how did you get he want to see that is Jo wait when he just did that that's yeah when he's picking Donuts Joe does that Joe give your axe I want to see him hold your axe yeah axe give him the ax we need to do a lot of like this is a true I know what time for prop comedy once Joe gets back when Joe gets back can he go ah ████ I got to take a ████ and run to the bathroom a ████ I got take a ████ PR yeah that's what do that's spot on spot on oh my spot
14:24 on how long did you wait over there how long did you wait 10 minutes I think oh how did you get him in here I just left that door unlocked oh I just let him slide in no it doesn't exist and you I sent him a video of what his path would be to get over here and you texted him to come in yeah so thorough you could never get one past this guy what holy you set that up perfectly the fact that the the craziest part was seeing you walk from the cuz we're the only ones that can see oh yeah that's right so I just see a giant version of J I'm like what the ████ I just lost my mind but it's great cuz the camera's going to catch him too just like come creeping back from the way in the back there nothing ever comes out of there either that that dark hallway so it's like way cooler than and the fact that you made me put this outfit on I was like okay what's going on what were you thinking way to ride though way to ride for the
15:14 bit that was awesome yeah so Jason I I gave him a backpack and I was like can you just go in the bathroom and put whatever's in here on and he's like okay what were you thinking in the bathroom I just put it on and I was like wait a minute this looks like the door of the explore and I was like wait a minut it did you get the door the Explorer guy to come over and I was thinking that and then Bart said it but then he's like no no no and then I was like okay so maybe we're going to talk about something else and then we hear you from the back and that was like oh ████ he again I was thinking that too I was like you know it be a good video is like we just do a video just hanging out together and you're in costume but you made it happen yeah man you guys should shoot some stuff dude look at this Bane dude I love that you do the Nightfall Bane oh that's ████ sick I'm a ████ Batman nerd
16:04 Nightfall Bane Nightfall Bane that's the OG Bane oh yeah right right yeah the real ████ that's awesome I love that do you have a favorite or like a cosplay idea that you want to do for the future that you haven't or are they always a surprise in the future I mean I'm really bad at building stuff and putting stuff together so I really try to find cosplays that really simple you should be a ninja turtle you sick which one would you be you could be toot or Razer dude you could be those ████ the yolked ass or April O'Neal it seems like April O'Neal I like those better yeah cuz you look bro you look good in a bob the the Bob is you just need like a yellow jumpsuit yeah dude bangs don't usually work on people but they work on this guy yeah those are way better I
16:54 think Joe could be Casey dude let be sick Casey Jones I just have a ski you a hockey stick come on I did want to do all might from uh my my hero Oru or just really suck at that's his stuff he likes that a my hero Academia uh no sorry um yeah yeah my hero Academia he's basically this super buff dude number one superhero in the world type ████ and then not Batman is so there's no point with this guys really no point dude the door you as a Dora thing was like that was such a perfect match oh yeah I guess it was it's funny it's became the most popular cosplay of my of it's still going right cuz I still get people sending me it's still going yeah people people are sending it today right now to the JK account yeah even though I've posted it so many times so I've known a bunch of tubers over the many years one of the strangest things that I've ever heard
17:44 from a tuber is they told me that um they were asked to to go into a house as themselves pretend like they were vlogging and then have sex with the person who was there have you gotten weird Dora ████ yet weird Dora request like explore my assh come ████ me Dora we got weird messages but not specifically Dora can they would be like Dora can you explore me you know interesting fellows thank you we talk openly about sexual um intercourse here oh and yeah it's we're moving the mail forc everyone to talk about it I dated a girl that wanted me to wear that outfit and Bone her but I got scared yeah why you scared cuz he was going to get a blow job it's scary I was uh I was shy other than
18:35 other than Bane Armstrong on IG are there any other do you have like YouTube or anything you want to yeah started a YouTube same name Tik Tok same name and Bane Armstrong throw it away be proud throw it away stop throwing it away Bane uncore Armstrong Bane uncore Armstrong not Dora the Explorer can we get can we get a double pump real quick before we ████ can't tell the difference that's sick photo yeah do that one more time we take a photo one more photo one more time actually can we just do a photo shoot with you two yeah I we should over here over there over there let's do
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