0:00 All right. How did it go? Um, [Laughter] >> that was my stomach. >> Oh, you know what? Because that video got deleted. Can you introduce your friend? >> Yeah. Maybe she's a little wild right now. But yeah. >> Yeah. Ken keeps deleting footage out here even when he's sick and gone. Ken. >> Oh, >> this is who you guys are. >> Yay. >> Aina. What a cutie. What a cutie she is. >> Who's this? >> Did you ever try to fix anybody up? Like where you tried to like >> Oh, yeah. >> matchmaker >> and it succeeded. They're married and they have kids. >> How did it work? >> Um, it was this girl named Amanda who was on my dance team in high school and
0:51 then this guy Eric and I was like, you know, I think you two would be great together. >> Wow. And >> what made you feel like they would be good together? >> It just had like the same type of like characteristics and interest and temperament and I just felt like they wanted the same things too. >> So you just got them to be in the same room and it just did its own thing. >> And it just did its own thing. >> You didn't you didn't play like the middle like, "Hey, I heard that person likes you." And you go, "I heard that person likes you." >> So they didn't even know each other. You just got them in the same like vicinity. >> Exactly. >> That's cool. And uh they went on like a few dates and then they started dating and then >> and they're still married. >> They're married and I think they have like three kids. >> How did they initiate like talking and all that? >> Um I think it was just like a normal hangout. >> Oh, so you were just like I'm going to invite you. I'm going to invite you. But you didn't tell them that it was to like
1:42 meet somebody. >> No, it was like in like a public setting and she already had a friend there and I think he had brought a friend. So it was just like a normal >> environment hangout. There was no pressure and they started talking. >> Easy. Were you Were you like when they started talking were like, "Oh, it's happening." >> Yeah. I really was. I was like, "This is good. This is real good." And it was insane. Like I think ████ like it's got to be at least 15 years later. >> Damn. >> And they're they're still married and they have I think two or three kids. >> That's awesome. >> That'd be hell funny if like something goes wrong now and then they still blame you. That would be so funny. They trace it back. That's why. >> This is why. >> That's cool that they're going to name their fourth kid after you, though. >> Yeah, they better. >> Did you ever do that where it didn't go right? >> No, but people have asked me all the
2:32 time. >> Oh, they've you've been in the position of being fixed up with something >> with so and so. And I'm like, ████ no. >> ████ And go talk to them yourself. A >> guy asking about a girl because that's stupid. Yeah. >> Yeah. That's why >> it's usually It's usually guys. >> Yeah. They're like, "Hey, who's your friend?" And I'm like like, "Oh, you trying to get with her that white?" I'm like, "No, just you ████ find your own women." Like, "What the f███?" And then you know why? Cuz also it's like if he ████ up then I get a earful from her and then like I just know how it all goes down. Like it nothing good comes out of it >> ever. >> It's like cuz if he had the courage to just talk to women or whatever like most guys would just find them interesting just talk. It feels like when a guy is even already at that point where they're asking, then they're already not a good
3:22 match. >> Nope. >> Yeah. >> I would say that because that's like you're just going to get embarrassed because she'll be like, "Why the ████ you put this fool in front of me?" >> And I think the it's kind of like if I'm really co-signing a dude, >> then I have to be sure that he's going to >> be right, you know, like he's not and I don't know. Like sometimes you'll know a guy as a guy, but you don't know how they are as a boyfriend >> or what his intentions are, you know? I don't know. >> That's why I was like very like I don't know. From like high school on I was like I ne I never played Cupid. Did any of you guys Have you been in the position of somebody trying to fix you up with someone? >> Yes. >> How did that go? >> Um terrible. We're not together anymore. >> Wait, who fixed you got fixed up actually? Um yeah, a friend, a stunt
4:12 friend said, >> "Oh, >> um when I was with my ex who's a stunt guy." >> Um he was like, "Yeah, you two like should be." >> What was that based off? >> I don't ████ know. I should ask him. >> How many How many like dates or tries did you guys go at it for to see if it would work out? >> I think it was a few months, but I think it for me it was there was a lot of uh similarities on paper. Like on paper like everything would check out, right? But like when it came to anything emotional or mental, it was like polar opposites. >> Oh yeah. That's hard to tell like >> if you're the one until you get into it with them, you don't know, >> right? And then it it took a while because it's like it made sense because we could work together. We were building stuff together. Um so there was incentive for us to be together. >> Yeah. >> Um
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5:53 description box below. You could just click it right there. Baby, >> you want to know a funny one? That's uh you'll be like this so typical cuz you know Aerys. >> Yeah. >> But uh so my friend Aerys who you guys have seen before. He was like really jocking this one girl and she was like a like a 10 out of 10 like just also like kind of famous in that world that she was in and um there was a chance to kind of like get them together. So but I don't know if she's going to like them. I'm just like here I got you in the room. And then me and another friend were both we both knew the deal. So, it's like four of us chilling and me and her are both trying to like get them to. So, like, you know, just to talk and just to have a chance like, you know, I I'm like I don't know what how he's going to deal with it. I don't know if she's even going to dig in. Turns out like I guess we like made the environment so fun and like whatever the ████ Like, she actually was like into
6:44 it. >> And he was like super like no ████ way. And >> he he changed his mind. >> No, no, no. He was just like elated. He was like super excited. Disbelief of the situation. So, like um after like you know after the night was done that like we're communicating through that chain where like she's telling her girlfriend about how she thinks of him, the girlfriend's telling me and then I'm relaying it to him like, "Yo, it's a green light. She ████ is into you." And then he was just like, "No ████ way." >> And then um and then so they get they finally go hang out just them two. >> Oh ████ And this fool ████ drops the ball so bad because um he like I dropped him off like at her place and stuff and then I p and then like I picked him up later and I was like what happened and
7:34 he goes nah man like I I want to wait for this one. I want to make sure it's like special. I don't want to like just go in there and try to hook up with her. I want to >> No, you're afraid of failure. >> He wanted it to be like he wanted to be like real. You know what I mean? Like so he didn't want to be his usual like Kasanova self. >> Yeah. And then like I was like interesting. Okay. And then and then I hear from the chain that she was like he probably doesn't like me. Like how come he didn't make a move? How come he like >> blew it? >> And she was like down to she wanted to hook up like >> oh wow. >> But he was like I don't want to be that typical guy and make her think that's all they care about. >> Chang his ways for. So because he did opposite, she thought like it was like a bad sign. >> Oh no. >> Damn. What? >> Isn't that crazy that like
8:24 >> that miscommunication and perspective? >> Yeah. >> Then what happened? So they didn't have a second try at it. >> No, it just didn't. >> Yeah. Never it never became nothing. >> I want to take this so slow and and I'm going to savor it to where it doesn't even happen at all. >> Yeah. >> That's funny. I think it's that thing where like she was probably so used to that type of attention where like you I think as a guy like when you overanalyze you think oh let me do the non-common >> you can't care too much to ████ ████ up >> like she >> she just like looked at it differently was like oh I guess I'm not like >> they just overanalyze >> I must not be irresistible to this guy >> right >> y'all see >> did no one step in and like say anything >> we just we just like all right got to clap them chiefs when you can guys >> make her feel wanted. >> Yeah. Make her feel wanted at least >> that is kind of weird, right? It's like she's inviting you and you guys are
9:15 alone. So, what are you guys going to do? Have a cup of tea and talk about life. >> The ████ you talking about? >> Yeah. I think >> What's wrong with that? >> Nothing. But I don't think that's what she's expecting. >> Yeah. It's funny. >> Did you guys have tea when you first met? >> No. We took a shower. >> We took a shower. >> That's what I wanted to I wanted to >> Yeah. I think it's like you can overanalyze something and try to, you know, be a heightened version of yourself or just something alternative and you just never know what's going to match and what, you know, >> that's why me and my uh best friend back then, the one that had this tattoo, >> we we should have had a switcheroo at the time, but we didn't. >> So, um I met this girl, I got her number at like a Calid LA frat party. >> We went to another some like Arcadia party and he got another girl. >> Uhhuh. uh's number and then um we were
10:09 one of those like, "Oh, we should just call our girls right now and then like not like our girlfriend, but just the the number and like see how far we can get, you know, >> and then see if we could arrange like a double date or something." So, I'm in my room, he's in my other buddy's room, we're talking and then the the our own personal conversations weren't actually going that good. >> Oh. >> Even though we got the number. >> Oh. >> And then it actually wasn't going that good. And then we're like for for like s████ and giggles, we're like, "Oh, we should just switch real quick." So, we switched phones. When we switched phones, the conversation was ████ awesome. Me and the girl, he got the number, we were ████ laughing and ████ around. I could hear him ████ around, laughing over there. And then we talked for like an hour. After we hung up, we're like, "Yo, should we just switch?" Cuz there's no We're not invested, right? Cuz we just got the number >> and we did it. And both of us ended up
10:59 going nowhere with these chicks. even though you know you were like hitting it off better that way. Wow. >> I don't know why we did it. Maybe it was cuz like you work so hard to get the number and then so you want to keep on to that. But it was just a natural fit the other way. >> Like our personalities mesh mesh. >> One of the chicks you actually know. >> Oh >> yeah. You were Yeah. You were you were raised by her actually. >> Sick. I was talking to your mama. >> That's nasty man. >> That's a funny ass twist. So, >> you actually know her really well. She's a great conversationalist. >> Yeah, it was it was weird. It was like we should have switched and it would have been way better. >> Damn. Because you never know now. >> We're just not that adaptable at that age, I guess. You know, we were just like >> That is a very bold move to make with a
11:50 homie though, like to switch who you're talking to, >> right? Cuz we're just like, you know, when you're just ████ around, every it's like one dude's laying over here on the couch and they're like, "Hey, let's >> felt too swingerish at the time. ████ around. You switch phones, you know. >> Felt uncchristian, huh? You guys weren't even married. You >> guys haven't even done anything. You just >> But it is cool. Like, if you're in agreement over it, then it's totally clean and it's not going to be like awkward, >> right? >> True that. >> The worst part is if you have a homie that's like begging you to switch and you you're fine. >> Oh, yeah. >> Let me talk to her. >> Let me talk to her, dude. >> Like, what the ████ You're right. >> Come on. I can make her laugh. I can make her laugh. Come on. Chill. Sorry. >> I like pad tie, too. >> Tell her I like it.
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