0:05 This is a Bard prompt. Very rare. Ultra rare shiny. >> What are you gay? >> If God gave you 10 points to create the perfect woman, how do you distribute? >> No, no, no, no. So the I have two categories. >> Okay, my bad. >> So when I'm when I'm like jogging and stuff, I always think of the stupidest things. And in this one, I was like, man, what if God was like, I'm going to give you 10 points to create the perfect woman, and you only have 10 points. >> 10 points boobs. And then you have two categories. >> But then she's dumb as ████ >> So one one is finess. One is finness 0 to 10. The other one is smell 0 to 10. So you could have 10 hottest chick in the world, smelliest chick in the world. Or 10 the best smelling chick you could ever think of, but literally hideous. >> You you ever ████ next to a glade plugin? Who gives about smell?
0:55 >> You have five and five. >> I'm going zero points on smell. >> Zero. And then the hottest in the world. >> Smells like ass. >> No, I I just plug in Glade plugins all over my whole ████ room. >> I had I had that before and it's not good. >> But you're making out with her and it's HALATTOSIS IN THE NOSE. >> THAT'S THE THAT'S CRAZY. >> That's crazy. >> Like you smell her ears and it smells like a ████ old Asian man. >> Wa. >> Two points. >> She's just >> two points. >> Kind of stinky. So you'll take a eight. Eight and a two. >> Eight and a two. She's kind of What's What's a two? >> That's tough smell. You can't escape though. >> Clue level. >> Is it just like she smell like armpit a little bit? Just a little? >> You know, like here's the thing. Even a ████ 10 could look ugly sometimes. You know what I'm saying? Like she could just be a ugly person, right? >> She's perfect. She's like AI girl. >> Even a ████ even a ████ five can genuinely be like the most beautiful
1:47 person on the planet in the right moment. >> But she's only But she stank five times. >> No, but here's the thing though. >> This is subjective. God's like, "This is objective. So 10 is AI girl. >> If this skank If this skank smells like a one, ████ it. >> No. One, you know how bad one is? That's diarrhea. You know what it is? So five would be stinky girl. >> Yeah. >> Two would be No. Yeah. Two would be stinky guy. >> Is stink everywhere. >> Like trash. >> Like straight like >> streets of India. >> Yeah. Streets of India. Never shower for 3 weeks. I'm going 7.5. 2.5. >> A dog's butt ████ butthole. >> 7.5 on what though? >> On the looks. >> On looks. >> 7. You can't >> No, I might I might go 73. Oh, no. See,
2:38 I could fall in love with a 6.5 and love her like a 12, but like if she smell like a two, I'm like, ████ dude. >> N ████ >> So, I might need the smell to at least be like 4.5. >> How many points is this? >> That's 10. >> That's a 10. >> That's 10. >> 10. >> ████ But then you mean that means she's the smelliest ████ you ever seen. >> But but but also too like face, right? So like are we talking like she looks like ████ Aerosmith? >> No, no. I'm talking about 10. The whole package looks is a 10. >> Oh, looks is a 10. Looks >> Which means smell is zero. So between >> smells like the streets of Agraba. >> And between between her ████ titties right there smells like a ████ skunk's ass. >> Oh, >> like the worst thing you've ever smelled. Like a corpse. So, what's a nine? >> A nine is is I don't know. >> It's one notch down from there. >> Like a sewer. >> What's an 88?
3:28 >> Like a sewer. Who's the smelliest dude you've ever smelled in your life? >> Nadine. >> Nadim. >> Damn, bro. >> Well, he used to come to JK after the gym. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. >> I always thought he was pretty clean. I don't know. >> So, so like if that's the smelliest, then that's like >> my actual answer is Josh. >> Oh, okay. Okay. >> Oh, ████ >> Josh was pretty bad. So, so that that would be like saying you're with like a chick who's like a eight but like smells like Josh all the time >> now that it's that real. I can almost taste it. >> And what are you going to >> Cuz I used to not even eat lunch around Josh cuz it tasted so bad. >> I had to as a punishment smell his shoe and then I puked. >> Dude, >> oh my god. >> They didn't want They don't They didn't want to keep the footage of me puking. >> So if she was like Josh, is that worth it? >> I I get it.
4:18 HELL NO. >> If she smells like Josh, now I get it. Now I'm Now I It's It got real. >> We just go like this the whole time. We're just like, "Hell yeah." You going to taste it? >> I am extremely sensitive to smell. I would rather go 10 smell and ████ ████ >> zero, dude. My 600 lb life. I would rather do that. >> Whoa. But they smell bomb though. >> Yeah. What? >> Like heck? >> Cuz I could do this. I could do this. >> Oh, ████ yeah, ████ >> Yeah. Lights off. You're like solid >> and they smell so good. >> Yeah, but they smell so good. But because you got like a eight smell. Are you 10 smell and zero looks? >> Yeah. >> Then they Wow. 10. >> And they really are like 600 lb. Zero looks. >> That means they're also really sweaty. They're sweaty. >> I don't care. Did you know that Japanese people have a higher sensitivity to smell nerves than a lot of other cultures? It's genetic.
5:11 >> What's a four smell? What's a four smell? Well, five is already a stinky girl. A stinky stinky. Is >> that a stinky girl or is that a neutral smell? >> No, that's stinky girl. That's stinky girl. >> Cuz you're in between smelling bad and smelling good. >> Why are we ruining this whole prompt with the smell? >> No, that is the prompt. Those are the two c That's the >> Isn't five in the middle? If if zero is bad and 10 is good, doesn't make it neutral? >> No. 10 10 smells like heaven. Zero smells like sewer ████ stinky tofu. So then it goes, "Look, are you guys willing to do this or this?" That's the real question. >> ████ man. >> You guys made it real. >> No, I think I think I could like like a a a not attractive girl off top can still be somebody that you eventually think is beautiful when you like really love them. Smell I don't think I could
6:01 like you could last that. Yeah. >> I think 5'5 is actually the worst cuz you get the ████ of both worlds. Yeah, I've been smelling my own ████ myself. >> You got a mid ass girl that also stank. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. >> Right. That's like the worst. Getting a five is the worst. >> Yeah, that's true. >> Can we play ████ ████ games a little bit? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. So, like if she looks like this >> and she smells like a ████ sewer or whatever. Okay. Can I ████ play ████ ████ games by like bleaching my nostrils or some ████ >> Oh man. >> Like get plastic surgery? >> Yeah. like ████ with my nose so bad I can't smell ████ >> I mean, if she's that hot, maybe it's worth doing that. >> You know what I mean? >> I guess so. >> Are you Okay, that's the real question. Are you willing to use your sense of smell for her? >> You can't go that way. You can only do it on the other side so that she smells like a tent and you're allowed to gouge
6:52 your eyes. >> Yeah. >> So, you go blind for her. >> You're you're able to eyes. You can't ████ with your smelling, but you can gouge your eyes. >> That's crazy. I want to see ████ >> I think all of us know how to make ourselves blind. None of us know how to make ourselves not smell. >> I don't disagree. >> I don't want to be blind. >> Well, that's the only That's the only condition. >> If I just give myself covered ████ time. >> I can't smell ████ >> ████ >> Have you guys ever smelt your mouth? >> It's ████ disgusting. Smell through your mouth. >> Yeah. >> You know when you're like next to garbage or whatever, you can just taste it. >> You could taste it. YOU'RE LIKE, "WHAT THE F███?" >> YEAH. >> Or like when we had stinky tofu, I could s I could smell that ████ for days. >> ████ in your mouth. How did that happen? >> I honestly would probably have to go higher on the looks. So maybe seven and then three on the smell. >> I think I think I'm more visually
7:42 driven. That's >> You can give them a shower though, right? >> Still going to smell like >> It's still going to It's their BO. >> Just do it in the shower then. >> But it now it smells like steamy garbage. >> All right. What do you think? What are you doing, S? >> Some people are so smelly. They're just They're just still smelly, >> dude. Oh, I know, man. ████ man. You just they can't get rid of it. >> Like Bart said earlier, yellow sheets, dude. on one side of the bed cuz dudes are ████ smelly boys. >> 6.5 3.5 final answer. >> 6.5 3.5. >> So a beautiful mid. You want a beautiful mid? >> Hey, beautiful M. We're good. >> What's a >> B+ almost? >> Wait, wait. But that means if it's 3.5 smell, that actually means she's a seven stank or like a 6.5 stink. >> So what what is a 6.5 stink? Cuz cuz you said above. >> So the middle five is already a stinky girl. So she's smellier than the average stinky girl.
8:32 >> There's a >> But she's finer though. >> There's a smelly sock in the room, but you can't find it. >> So she stank then. >> But you >> can't find it. But you can't find it. >> Okay. So is 6.5 like the smell of armpit. She smells like armpit. >> I think I think armpit. I think so. >> Okay. When does it become a man? >> Uh around the two or three range. >> Oo. So you're pretty close. >> Closer. Closer. But but at least at least cuz I'm a I'm a guilty Catholic ████ I could go this is probably just me. You know what I mean? I wouldn't >> Yeah. At like 3.5 >> 3.5 I wouldn't blame her. I'd be like I probably smell bad. >> Hey, but there's some sour smelling girls though. >> I know. >> I was like, man, you so you so hot, but like why the ████ do you smell like a locker room? >> Or dude, you smell like a Seattle fish market, too. >> Yeah, that's the worst one.
9:22 >> Like sour milk. >> Yeah. Like I think I don't know if it's a beer thing or like a lot of cheese thing, but I was just like, "Why do you smell like that?" >> Honestly, dude, ████ this game. I might go three on the looks and seven on the smell. >> For real. >> I might just go ugly on it. >> I'd rather have a good smelling ugly girl. >> I just Yeah, I just feel like if she's ugly, it's easier to get past that. It's I don't It's I don't think it's possible. If she If there's a a smelly sock in the room, I can never find it. >> Me, too. You don't mind being on the bottom and then you're going like this? >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. A three is that as a 600 lb. >> The J is the J. >> Wait, that's crazy. Three, three. >> Yeah. >> Zero. Maybe like this. >> Dude, you lived in LA too long. >> He lives in LA. >> It's a It's a ████ ████ either way. >> Or like my whole wingspan a three cuz he
10:14 lives in LA. >> That's not fair. >> That's ████ That's ████ I picked zero looks intense smell. There >> you go, babe. I love you. >> So, what's Zero looks? >> Bro, you're ████ the the best smelling Harvey Weinstein. >> That's not even a woman anymore, >> dude. Bart's like, >> "THAT'S ████ UP." >> He's like, "Hey, babe. Let me smack your ass. I got to go get a branch from outside. >> Oh, that's horrible, man. >> Which one you going with? More looks or more?" >> He said, "This game is ████ f███." >> Yeah, this game is just ass all the way. But what you prefer more smell or or or >> I prefer a smell. I want a good smell. Look at you. Yeah. I can't get past s█████ smell, >> man. I'll get what a girl from 600 lb life if if if she smells the best. >> I love smell. >> But I mean, I also like good-looking,
11:05 too. But I feel like if you're going to marry this person, I'm just not even thinking about just looks no more. This video just makes me so THANKFUL >> for what I have, you
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