0:00 [Music] uh you're not even gonna believe that this one's news and i was so upset but uh it is perfect for us a man says he is laughed at and hung up on after complaining to his local uk chinese restaurant that he found a chicken foot in his takeaway yeah you got a bonus you got a ████ bonus there that's so funny why is he mad because he's not used to eating chicken feet he's like why is there a chicken feet in my chicken why do you call it takeaway the man said he was left feeling physically sick that he has been put off of chicken altogether oh you don't like chicken anymore go ████ yourself dude be a man bro the equivalent of getting a curly fry in the mcdonald's i know right
0:52 just being this guy's being like oh why is it curly that should be straight yeah this reminds me of this one time where i saw an article where it was like they were mad that they didn't cook the meat from the place yeah because it's god yeah it says rare beef that's so stupid it's meant to be like that because you ████ throw it in afterwards hey dude just throw the microwave stop being a ████ that's like like on any korean bbq you dig in the yelp enough you'll see someone that said they expected us to cook it ourselves yeah for real and the entitlement i think that's the funny thing is they think they know what it's supposed to be like yeah yeah that's so ████ hilarious this guy sucks yeah the customer who wished to remain anonymous contacted take away to complain about the crispy foot but said that it looked good yeah but he said they brushed them off and hung up the phone
1:42 they're like get the ████ out yeah that s███'s not illegal you got a crackerjack prize man it's good good right fried food it's a fried gang sign of some sort yeah just throw it away you don't like it throw it away no but he's put off by the foot the chicken that he ate even cut off the nails for him that's service service yeah so he goes he said this is what he said he goes i honestly didn't even process it at first i pulled out the first piece of chicken took a bite following this i looked into the meal and noticed the oddly shaped piece which made me put out what i had in my mouth in disbelief yeah it stopped tasting like chicken apparently once you saw it where it came from i just love reading this from our side of the culture that's ████ funny dude
2:32 these savages i can't believe as anyone would imagine seeing what i was holding on my hand really put me off the rest of my mail tough ████ how did this become news did he send this to the newspaper like hey you guys got to hear about my story you got to i got to speak my truth can you believe they try to poison me it's like what does he think like all of a sudden the drumstick is fine but the other attachment to it is like ████ deadly yeah he has so much to say he and then he goes i literally had to google chicken body parts to make sure i wasn't telling myself it was what it wasn't what he went that far so drew sojourn i knew i couldn't continue eating the meal i physically felt sick after around 15 minutes of getting my head around what i had actually been served i called the takeaway back and explained to them what had happened this is my favorite part after trying to explain to them what
3:22 they had served me they just went silent laughed and then seconds later the line went dead good you're responsible you're probably talking ████ okay because in their minds they're like bro you just got free peace you just got another free people oh it's more money yeah we didn't charge you enough that's a completely separate dish than what you ordered a polar opposite experience right that guy sucks dude i remember um you know uh uh the siwat the bone the meat thing where you get like um when you make a bone broth i don't even know if i'm pronouncing it right this is that really laughing but then they have like the pork and the beef bones stuck and you could just get that right so our buddy would get that and um i didn't know you were supposed to eat the merrell part yeah so that's the best part right so i would just eat around it and i'm like oh these meats are soaked into the soup that's so good
4:12 and i remember we're like last time they came was just bones and i'm like yo bro it's only bones what about the meat on the ends and stuff and he's like no no no the good part's in the mirror and i'm like my friend didn't even explain that last time and i tried and i was like yo this is so good but i did i did the kind of stupid part where i'm like man you gave us nothing but bones we want the ones with the meat on it yeah and then you learned yeah yeah you learned i didn't ████ throw a fit like did you go right to the newspaper and say i mean this guy will never eat chicken again because of this good he doesn't deserve it he doesn't deserve it what is he doing at a chinese restaurant anyway that's what i'm saying what do you i wonder what is like the rest fried chicken i know man okay what's one thing you guys wouldn't eat dog wouldn't eat yeah something that might be like i like something that might be like dangerous to me like fugu i'm like kind of like on the fence what's that is that
5:02 that puffer fish yeah because that's like kind of depending on like who prepares it like you might nice roll of sushi yes yeah but it sounds like oh but you like crap so is it delicious to the point where people say it's worth the risk i think it's something different they're going for that mouth feel because it numbs your mouth out and stuff so it's like kind of a novelty but if they'd ████ it up then you could die and people do die every year because you have to write a you have to go yeah there's some people that die yeah because it's only some so oh damn yeah do you have to do a waiver yeah yeah and it's a little bit of poison as well someone unqualified preparing it it's like they usually ████ up because you have to be licensed to prepare it so if you prepare it and you accidentally like hit the wrong sack there then it releases more poison into the meat and then if it's above a certain dose because you want a little bit of the poison to like numb your mouth out but too much and then you die oh wow now i'm good i'm good on that so ████ like that is like stuff uh maybe i don't need it
5:53 you know fugu roulette anyone oh my god i feel like if bart ate that and he got a little poison he gets stronger you get like his ass is fatter yeah yeah yeah it all goes his ass becomes the pufferfish this guy dude that's what will happen i don't eat that stuff that's scary dude i'll eat mostly anything else at least try it once yeah i'll try i'll try most things what's the craziest thing you have tried already thus far it's the craziest thing that i've tried crocodile kangaroo uh i actually wouldn't mind any of those nah that's cool maybe like like frogs kind of make me feel sometimes good though it's good but it but it ████ with me that's like it's a frog the thought of it that's what ████ up but it's good though it's good no it's delicious yeah have you eaten just about everything that like like most exotic foods yeah pretty much i when i went to dubai i wanted to try camel meat how's that oh i said i wanted to try i didn't get to
6:44 have you tried bear no i haven't is it hard to come by come with me like is it just like you gotta do special no it's not but like we just didn't have a chance to what is the craziest street food thing you've eaten horse meat just like what'd you think of it no like literally no i went to vietnam and my auntie's neighbor literally was like making horse like she killed a horse and she was she was cooking it on the side of her house in like big pots and she was delivering it to her neighbors oh how she made like stewing it or it was a stew and then someone was grilled and it was probably one of the tastiest oh ████ and the most fragrant meat that i've ever had what did you prefer the braised i had the horse the grilled i had horse
7:35 in japan um because like when you go in there like it was like a like a japanese barbecue place and then instead of like places where you see like a lot of cows and pictures of cows you just see horses everywhere and they're like oh it's interesting oh you didn't know you were in a horse restaurant we didn't know until we were like we're so hungry and then we're just like uh we'll ████ we'll just stay here and then we started asking and oh yeah we could serve horse here and it was really good it was like juicy yeah it was like for like a lean meat it's like the juiciest meat i've ever had it's a comfortable sweet a little bit too very fragrant like it smells really good did you go [Music] or did it ████ you up to like now where you see horses like because you know you see horses like i like to write that now you're like i'd like to eat that i don't have that connection i can't even look at cows that way still even though oh no i look at cows like that i'm just like oh you don't go
8:25 cheese [Laughter] that's the crazy thing about you you never had anything that great i don't think i've ever i feel like i mean everything that i've had is like i feel like it's pretty tame by most like asian standards like pig's blood and stuff like that it's like we were just eating that i don't know if i could say this i might get cancelled for this but when i was younger living in vietnam i my my dad sent me dogs oh i mean you you didn't go and buy it at the wuhan ruling what was the woodland dog festival yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the woolen woolen dog festival the eulogy yeah yeah yeah was it good that's just crazy so like my dad ate dog all the time back in china yeah was it good do you remember i i don't remember it but i do remember like um our dogs like that at
9:16 the house would get stolen all the time oh man so that actually just happened more food for food yeah cause my dad told me he's like honestly dog is like the best meat ever wow that's what they tell me yeah and then like when we had a german shepherd oh my dad loved him like crazy but like one of the things he would do is ████ around with him it's like he likes to put him on his side and he'd go you see this neck part it's the most delicious you see this part it goes and he always looks at him he always and my dog love my dad so much he would like to grab him he goes you don't ████ listen to eat your ass i feel like you're gonna eat me right now but then he ended up like cooking food for him remember you'd have like a big thing you ended up cooking him no like my dad cooked for the dollar you love the dog so much it's just like a different connection yeah like you love the dog as like a family member but he has no problem eating dogs it's like having a pig as a pet yeah yeah there's
10:07 also such a big difference between eating something here in la that was like weird versus you're just in china and everybody's ████ eating it yeah like if when the dude hands you you want something he pass you the phone it's all turtles on the phone like you're getting a ████ like what do you got like uber eats or something and it's all turtles yeah that's what they would do they'd be like we were working out there they'd be like you guys want anything so you think oh you just like ████ you can pick anything but literally i kept scrolling it was just turtles like different kinds yeah you got tortoise ready or slider and you're just like i don't i don't want a reptile like that might make me throw up dude i had like the turtle blood soup oh my god is it good it's like the raw turtle blood with like peanuts and ████ whoa was it good no not a fan though not a fan what's the thing that you thought you were gonna
10:57 dislike a lot but loved a lot oh that's a good question like you went into it being like i'm gonna hate this and you're like yeah that's great or vice versa what do you go into a lot of people react to balot that way mm-hmm yo you're not eating it ain't nothing to you yeah you like that with durian but luke's pretty good like people are like oh i don't know if i can eat you're gonna hate it and then you loved it yeah i served durian at my first pop-up oh you did in west hollywood it was like people actually loved it like there were a couple how'd you serve it um on an it was a ice cream during the night oh that's a good one that's a good way to eat it yeah yeah yeah i i was like shocked when i saw balut and i was like dude this is ████ crazy but when you eat it you're like it's something so familiar yeah yeah have you had the vietnamese like style of eating it what's the difference between filipino vietnamese stuff oh i think it's like just the different sauces on the side like vietnamese we eat it with like salt pepper lime and a
11:49 vietnamese coriander oh no i just had it with salt yeah because we did it here for challenge is the vietnamese one typically dog chicken or quail or is it like a specific foul it's duck it's always done right yeah because the pig is my favorite it's a big old egg yeah i remember eating stir-fried uh stingray in malaysia whoa that was pretty that sounds exotic man oh yeah we are some interesting things out there like snails and whatever but it's like what part of the stinger are you really eating like the little flappy part a little some some parts would be tough some parts would be kind of tough it is it is you don't want some stingray face the way it sounds and they always look like they're smiling and ████ i know they're so cute apparently they're gasping for air when they're doing that like when you like pull them out of the water they're like oh they're making that face they're like i've died
12:40 and we're like just ruined stingray for me before i got the chance yeah do
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