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Off The Record: Talking Trash About Nick While He's Gone

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0:00 [Music] welcome back to another episode of careful boys today we have everyone but Nick oo yeah it's been fun guys I'm not going to lie it's been smooth sailing yeah it's been great I didn't realize how funny these things would still be oh yeah well we thought the comedy would have left the room no absolutely not it just got better no he is the funniest though since he's missing today this episode is just going to be all about Nick oh cool and what you really think of him oh now not the room so we went out to dinner recently right me you nick uh and all of our ladies right oh you had a double dates triple but I mean it's one more than two lucky yeah so we go out and he he like yo you guys got to go eat at this spot called wovo you know he talks like a white dude cuz he's a d he's like spot called wovo right Itali

0:51 BL wo yeah he sounds like a stereotypical 1998 jock in a like teen movie so so we go out we have this really really great time we're just like chilling it's like wow we're actually hanging out outside of the office how late was he how late was he he was he was the first one there oh wow he was the first one there at the restaurant so that he could put his our name down because he lives in Pasadena though so we all had to meet him up but did he initiate the hangout or did you guys have to do it he kind of initiated what not only that but he initiated way ahead of time wow yeah and a lot of it jealous was preceded by like us being like Oh we got to go lift he's always like come lift come lift right and then I'm finally like all right we got time so we're going to go lift so we go to his gym in the day and we're lifting we're like doing the whole thing and he's just being like a sick trainer and all that stuff I was training you guys yeah little barely barely I had to

1:42 complain about I would do stuff and then when Ryan did it he would train Ryan I'd be like why aren you training me cuz you're already good sh okay it's my so it was a business move it wasn't just authentically let's hang interesting was it a business we thought we were going to show up he was going to suddenly Force us to do JJ yeah but would you guys even be clients uh the linhard's too far um anyways so so then we got out to dinner and stuff and my point is that when we finished the dinner we were're going home I'm asking Nina cuz this my Nina's first time meeting both like Tiff and Nick actually my first time meeting Tiff too and she's a delightful person great awesome um and she's really good at roasting Nick all the time so so fun very good she was giving me a ammo and then and then Nina's like I didn't know Nick talked that much oh and she's like and it was too

2:35 much and that that kind of threw me off a little bit too cuz I had to like kind of analyze a little bit of like what the initial context for her thinking that yeah and even like why people would have that perception of like Nick in general but I know that he like so downplays himself on camera here sometimes yeah I get it even though he's the funniest guy in the room is but she was like wow I didn't know he would be like the talker of all of you guys cuz he really was like going off just like talking about well do you think it's because he was in his element I guess so we were in Pasad in Pasadena home court advantage man and then even like you know we were talking about like you know uh Tiff and like them getting ready to go to Cleveland and everything that's been going on with them but like ironically anytime it would be even a question about Tiff's situation Nick was the one who was like

3:26 kind of had the speech and the answer for everything the research the the the work that they had done to figure out like the right do like he was going off and it was just so engaged that half the time I remember sitting there being like damn dude like let's go Nick yeah he's not whining and dining us he really felt like you know when someone tells you you got to try this restaurant and then they take it upon themselves to make sure that you have a good time at this place their idea that's it felt like that it felt like he was like I don't want you to regret doing this I'm going to make it really fun and it was like Wow Nick that we ordered last time I think you're going to enjoy this stuff you just went the whole night and it just felt like refreshing and cool cuz I'm like when we're here with the BOS with the boys Nick you know it's like oh ████ like he he always downplays his ████ but then when you're out there it's like dude you

4:16 could be the ████ star of the show yeah I don't even know if I've ever experienced that side of Nick he doesn't like you man I've known him long he say it he says that open you've known him the longest out of all you guys and he I I only got that when we went to Sahara but usually David's there so he's talking the most what happened in Sahara Sahara is really good it's a really good restaurant oh and what I used to have one-on-one breakfasts with Nick all the time oh yeah how would those go there's nothing memorable that we talk about but the feeling is very comfortable yeah very comfor I don't even know if there were words there might be like a lot of chewing and a lot of grunt like that's good steak Yeah the good steak yeah yeah what do you do yeah that's true yeah good ████ also just the

5:06 fact that we're at his gym too you know it's a really fun Dynamic what it's like I think same thing he always says it to you know like he he he talks up on everybody here he always compliments Us in the best ways he always talks about how you know like this is like something you got started and he's he's pleasure to be a part of it like what everybody the fact that we all host and stuff like that too he always gives us our flowers but it was dope to go to like lonard Jiu-Jitsu where he like he's ████ the man he's the man there so like all of us are going there to like work out Jeremy's there Josh's there he calls Mike song to come out and like we're all working out and stuff but like again he's the man there so when you see him in his space I'm like oh that's just a totally different Dynamic but it's dope to like recognize him as the man he's even a better Jiu-Jitsu coach than he has a trainer too yeah he's really good

5:57 don't you guys feel like this is the space that kind of puts people in their place though and then like when you go outside you're like the king of your castle and you come here and you're just kind of like and then you get the candle wax in your butthole like he was saying mhm why do we keep coming back cuz we like it I like the pain paint's left every one of us ████ what do you think you know you are what do I think of Nick yeah um now that he's not here I went to lionhardt as well and we did a boxing session o some Ms yeah we did but it is far I I would go more often if it wasn't so far he keeps saying it's Pasadena it's not ████ Pasad yeah it's ████ San Bernardino dude yeah from J's mom's house he's like hey come roll when you come down I'm okay sure that's like 50 minutes without traffic it took me an hour to drive to

6:48 ████ lionard which is beautiful took me an hour it is great we did jiujitsu for 2 hours I came back home another hour I spent 4 hours just to do Jiu-Jitsu I'm never going back ever again Jesus ████ Christ it is a little far it got further you know it used to be closer it used to be in pass that was pasta because the the tectonic plates shifted and just keeps on moving and further away no they moved and they think they keep calling I would go back too and I would take classes I would be a part of the gym but it is a little far even connected Jeremy on Instagram uh super nice dude but umy yeah um it's a great you know what sucks about it though they're like International what do you mean the culture is far it's like another planet you set s Vegas is more

7:40 accessible than where the ████ their place is honestly it feels like I I'm just going to go home yeah well how did the session go with Nick it was good did you learn a lot how was he as a teacher or whatever impressed at how much he knows cuz he does downplay himself so he goes I'm ████ guys I get knocked out all day I get knocked out all day but then when like if you ever strike with him or Jiu-Jitsu with them you're like oh ████ good with with me like how I perceive people because if people say that they do something I expect them to know what they do yeah yeah yeah so um training with him cuz like I trained with my brother and my brother really knows what he's talking about um but there were boxing boxing yeah yeah boxing training Jiu-Jitsu um but training with Nick he pointed out things that my brother also pointed out that were uh things that I need to work on um but it's nice how he

8:31 trains it in in you um how he kind of like conditions you to keep thinking about that as you're training while you're thinking about three four other things so yeah ████ your brother said yeah so he's a beginner a nor me yeah cuz my brother's a beginner you know uh Nick was I felt that energy too when I'm in his realm it was like Sensei Nick teach me when I'm here I'm like shut your baby ass you little ████ yeah but then when I'm there I'm like Nick you know everything oh Nick you're so good please ████ me up and teach me and when it's Che it's like hey Nick it's time to do check in with Nick again here we go and I'm like why don't you ████ need to talk and open up what the hell's wrong with you what would you like Nick to open

9:22 up I think Nick I just wish I but this is also really funny too and I I just love doing this but it takes about 7 minutes to break his ass to start talking to break his ass no he's comfortable now you see it in the comments exactly he's comfortable now but then when he but then I just like I just like I just hope he doesn't grow because it's funny I like I like that he Dodges yeah that's a good friend that's a good friend right there that's true like stay the way you are I like to that people always look at um Nick and Colleen like Nick's like a little brother he he is my little brother and I I like I like how much he doubts himself when there's no need to like for the weirdest things while he's in the mid sentence

10:12 he's doubting himself 90 seconds into a sentence he gives up on yeah if you don't we don't even understand what he's trying to say yet cuz he's like self-deprecating humor so funny writing on he's just Jiu-Jitsu himself out of the point yeah that's true yeah he's tapping himself out my favorite one is he was like all right guys I told myself I'm going to go first this time so I'm going to go first and he spent the first five minutes dodging and ████ dble what do you mean which time no there was one specific time where he was like I'm going first yeah and then he got that question he was like and he started dodging it and I answer yeah so many times but he tried he tried and then always answer was well what's the question yeah he you do do that too I do that too that to you do but I don't care I'mma keep doing it yeah yeah I think

11:03 what's really funny about that moment is how he was like all right this is the time I'm going to speak up and he doesn't speak up he was like gloating he's like you talking ████ about me watch this he's got he's the funniest person though by far by far even when you watch like if you guys actually watch these over you'll laugh more at him in the video than in here cuz you miss a lot of stuff you say sometimes or like thankfully Kad knows when to keep it on him even when he's not saying something yeah just to like watch him ridee in agony it's so good remember when Tiff at dinner was asking like so like what's Nick like with you guys yeah as if like what did you say I can't remember we were just talking about like Nick isms saying how he like deflects or like how he always talks about things like um he is he always does really really good one

11:53 liners that are always like in contradiction to how you really feel in the moment so it'll be like it's like oh this serial rapist did blah blah blah and the way that he murdered him was blah blah blah and he'd be like I kind of like this guy yeah super tight yeah and but it's just so fast you're like what or or I like when he just throws it away I like when he's like just like go outside go outside right like go go get he needs a hobby he needs a hobby like he's just so reasonable yeah yeah he's that's when Nick gets me the hardest is when he says reasonable I I like reasonable Nick yeah reasonable Nick I like saying something nice about him like when when we're with Tiff and we're telling her like oh dude Nick's so coolah we say something that compliments him and then she immediately looks at him like she's awesome for him she's so great for him this fun or when we or when we told her I told her to come like

12:46 at least a video or she' be great it would be Nick's worst nightmare yeah she's got number we all believe that the reason why there was a gas leak at his house was because of his fanny pack and like I think she believes it a little bit she was probably yeah it probably is and he had to like for he started sweating he's like no dude I'm telling you I know where I put my fany pack every single time I walk in I put in the same spot yeah the landlord and the faulty stove I thought we covered that or what if we like we don't put Tiff in in the position where she feels pressured as we just put Nick in the hot seat and Tiff asks the questions that'll be funny that's funny my dream scenario is just to put Nick in the room and fill the seats with people that he just kind of knows oh like not well enough to have this kind of a conversation just people he sort of

13:38 knows but I mean that's kind of like how like we all started right like to a degree like I didn't I only knew you I kind of knew Anthony I didn't know anybody else but Nick would kill himself he would kill himself yeah yeah he would die well he would think that it's a trick and then it'd be better if we stacked the deck on him and started sending him pictures of of us at a beach yeah and is this a test like what's what is this what are they doing I don't know is this hazing like people he's not ready to talk to but he knows them like that's to me that's his worst nightmare really I feel like that's kind of my worst nightmare too really like coming in here no no no being vulnerable with people I don't know but you do kind of know them that's worse than people you don't know oh really I a I still put them in the same category oh that you don't know and kind of kind of know I mean well you're talking about like strangers versus people that you have seen a few think about like people that

14:28 you kind of know these are people that you've had like the typical like oneof two off conversations you know through maybe an industry through mutual friend it's not somebody you've had like a deep conversation with you've been vulnerable before so it would be like a first vulnerable situation how about happy vulnerable not sad vulnerable or outside of the context like like I barely know my neighbor right but he knows me as his neighbor so if you brought him in here and and now I have to do JK content with him it would be ████ awkward for both me and that's true you know what I mean like if you brought Nick and his neighbor he doesn't know that his neighbor doesn't know that he's a personal trainer or does Jiu-Jitsu or does talk things Nick and his Jiu-Jitsu students yeah even like that like now he

15:20 has to be here in this room be so it'd be like got to be like Nick the homeless person who's threatening him the ████ cop that gave him the jaywalking ticket you know what I mean like cash register lady at ████ Boba off that and and just two cyclist and then just his fanny pack in one seat and a random Tiff relative the guy who knocked him out what would be God the record yeah we also found out that Nick one of Nick's sister looks just like Nick oh yeah you saw a picture he showed us a picture of his sister and it looks just like she got the ears and everything not the ears and she eats ████ too just like Nick does damn sick right she's a carpet munchie big time yeah no but apparently they they they kept on talking about how they look

16:10 so like it's uncanny how close they look that people go up to him sometimes or vice versa and it's like do you have a brother or do you have a sister because they look exactly like it's that close we're like n this ████ then he pulls up photos and all of us are like oh ████ it looks like one of those pranks where like you just made yourself a girl and for some reason she has coarer so gay does run in the family huh yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah some is like a sweet amazing video in the beginning and now ring on him yeah it's very rare that we don't have him here yeah I I was trying to think like what is different when Nick is not around and I think when Nick is here there's constantly giggling and a dude talking to himself yes so

17:00 like there's noise like laughing and it's like a happy funny well there's often a conversation that's happening over here and we're all falling over here but then Nick's just talking over here for some f no it's true because when I was on the side with Nick I got scolded we got scolded by Joe and you deserved it yeah I was there I was like shut the ████ up Follow the Ball the ████ editor can't ████ do that how are they going to do their job no and I agree with you like I agree with you but it was just in the moment but like you're supposed to be a director yeah listen you're supposed to know this is my escapism from that what does he actually what's he saying no I've done it I've been in groups before Side Bar conversation and we got out of hand ████ yeah care he's like you know yeah no it was

17:51 both of our faults Nick ████ I never noticed that that's pretty funny but he'll draw you though like no I never I'm always over here hey hey you know that one time and then this it's like and then like oh yeah that's true the main con all the time I actually never know my fault is I enabled it cuz he does it on all Steve day probably I think Bart's already used to it but then even he gets drawn in yeah Bart's but but see he doesn't do it when Nick's not here do you think it's worth planning a prank for when he's back always what would you want to do for Nick ████ buy like a 100 fanny packs and just like leave him in his car when he's ████ chilling at lunch or some ████ dud that's a high budget prank that's a lot of are they that expensive I think we need to hire the Bang Bus guys that that that Steve did

18:42 and then have Nick do a do a porno challenge where he has to read the news and then the guy also just like have his brown belt on his desk just like play mind games with him we we couldn't get Robert though cuz that's the best part about Robert is he's not gay so so he's like I'll never forget him looking at me in the bus at a couple points where he's like Steve what the ████ are we going to do when the guy's down to like first base it well there's one guy who was like all right cuz he knew what was going on he he had seen the videos before oh so he sused it out and then he like yeah he was playing a little game of chicken and Robert was like I start still video best damn yeah we got to do something to him we had to

19:32 change something that's always funny he has too good a sense of humor though I don't know how we get him like we have to get him when he's when he doesn't expect it cuz if he walks into this room he's down like he's he's the leader of shocking news you like none of us have done shocking yet to get him in Lion Heart when he's being a serious boy and do something there when he's the man we got to go where he's the man I know Frank him at lonard we booked a private session and we hire the Bang Bus guys but they're straight you and the Bang Bus guys they're not going to I need we need gay ones okay that they're just going to like roll with them who are just going to be like and and then just start feeling up on them too much they just try to kiss him that's kind of funny actually how long does it take for nice Nick to say something great that's yeah

20:23 and then they just took the lessons to harass Nick they just do them hella quick no because they're because they're doing it too weak it's like too like feather gentle CU like this and then they get close and then they go yeah if he it would be cool to see him flip out hey stop doing whatever you're doing no cuz cuz okay cuz they could grab on his butt pretty easily cuz in Jiu-Jitsu it's like all like that yeah cuz all like that if it's actually Robert Rex dude he wouldn't though but it is I'm telling you we can't get Rob re that's so funny just to get some like guy who's like freaking huge dude like intimidating but like trying to seduce Nick right but then his like grip is so weak and he's just like caressing dude oh that's a great prank and it'll be the whole day where it would just backto back private sessions of

21:14 different guys and people yeah that's a great prank different people just just the idea of backtack booking gay dudes ████ D imagine imagine we're just we're just total ████ you're talking that I'm expensive with 100 fa P we're just doing six lessons in a row that's that's part of the prank Nick at the end will go why did you guys have to book 12 lessons in advance like that wasn't real he gets all excited that I don't get paid yeah we're like no no you don't get paid ████ that's and we want a refund for this one that's a good prank man I think it's worth investing damn he d a lot of gay dudes I know I guess it's okay but or Nick could like leave a session after all day he's there and he opens his car door and a bunch of fanny packs full out I guess that's just as good well you know what is good the fact

22:04 that he's walking in he's betting the over on Taylor Swift sightings at the Super Bowl oh yeah he doesn't know that yet m

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